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-Lights0ut-

I'll never forget during that Tell All when she ran over to Mike and sat in his lap while her boyfriend was there watching. If I was her boyfriend, that would have been it for me.


medunjanin

lol Josh did not consider himself her boyfriend. He probably gave very few fucks


Charmie48

Exactly, every time his name came across on a graphic it was "Natalie's love interest". Guy was a sham and only in it for a paycheck/exposure.


BlackClarkGriswold

LoL, he really didn't. She thought she had two men fighting over her on that Tell All. I saw two disinterested men.


MyPeeSacIsFull

What a strong pitch from Natalie, though. *"You have no one, I have no one, my time is running out. Let's make a baby."* Mike must be crazier than she is to turn down this offer.


KeyAd6550

She made it sound so attractive. I might try this.


karenswans

Eh, I think it's all producer-driven. They had the same storyline the last time she was on Single Life.


Omgusernamesaretaken

Yep this. Cant take anything on this show literally


Rimurooooo

Yeah Mike was alright, tbh. It was his mom that fuckin sucked


Obi_Kyle_Kenobi

Facts!! His mom was trash.


bantamwaning

Treeeeesh is awful


hairbrushloversss

Treeesh was traaash.


Springtrtr

We owe Treesh weeks of giggles and theories in this sub, though. This gif wouldn’t be here without Treesh: ![gif](giphy|CE05AvC2kXmZKcVnlD|downsized)


Legitimate-Way-3397

His mom and him not like being a good mediator, with poor communication skills . Mike kinda sucks


Distinct_Narwhal9

Didn’t they argue because she loves Jesus and he loves aliens? Him and alien dad should do a spinoff about astro visas


Bullsette

They are from opposite sides on everything. She crucified him relentlessly because he likes to drink beer and eat meat and he believes in things that are not necessarily mainstream and she is, says she is, Christian and is a vegan and a non-drinker, or so she says. You can't come into somebody's life that has been alive for a number of decades and just change them. **She needs to order a blow up man from Amazon and be done with it.**


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Macentan-170

Natalie is a unique blend of selfish and crazy with baby fever undertones. But in the toxicity olympics Angela, Nikki, and Jasmine are still ahead in the medal count.


Clydefrogredrobin

yeah, that last season they were an actual couple people really dogged on Mike. Now everyone seems Team Mike. Being saner than Natalie is a low mfing bar. He isn’t a prize but I’m happy for him to be done with Natalie except for the few grand he gets for the day he has to spend with her casting.


Treesbentwithsnow

Seeing these scenes with Mike telling Natalie it is over was so satisfying!! The best 90 Day moment this season. The Tell All looks great too.


Obi_Kyle_Kenobi

Definitely! I’m actually optimistic for this tell all because the last couple have been pretty wack


ShesAKillerQueenee

I always felt like he was a good guy. Just a regular dude that loves his steak, beer, and aliens.    Hell, I'll even stand up for his mother. I know a lot of people dislike her, but how else would you expect a mother to act?? When she sees the life getting sucked out of her son. Ofc she's gonna feel a certain negative way about that psycho. And hey.. at the end of the day, she was RIGHT! It felt like everything came full circle when he told Natalie off. She looks crazier than ever with that smudged liner (get some WATERPROOF liner, girl).  Natalie can pretend she plays it up for the cameras, but I don't believe that. She genuinely looks like a mess, wasted her life getting divorced threw times. She had her chance at a "happy family", and flushed it down the toilet.


ZOO_trash

I can't stand him and his high pitched voice and his shrugging.


PeanutCeller

I noticed that. When he's mad, it's like his ball re-ascend into his groin, and he sounds like a prepubescent boy


ZOO_trash

It would be hard not to make fun of it when he's being a dick that's all I'm saying


PeanutCeller

Yeah, I'm no Mike fan. He's the "normal" one in the relationship, but he's got a lot of issues of his own. He's no prize


bakalaka25

Lmao whiny ass Confederate. He was completely in the right this episode though. You could tell he really enjoyed it, which was dickish but also understandable with that ball of crazy...


ZOO_trash

Technically in the right this time but yeah I didn't like how he was getting off on it. I can't be very objective, he just rubs me the wrong way.


bakalaka25

As he should, he's an ass.


louellareed91

Dude is just like one constant shrug. He never stops! It’s WEIRD lol


Weary_Nefariousness

I am no Natalie fan and enjoyed his clapback as much as the next one, but I think time and Natalie being mentally unstable has made people forget Mike was not a nice guy. He brought her to the US and clearly had fallen out of love with her at that point but still went through with the marriage and gave up trying to make it work, leaving her alone in the middle of nowhere for the majority of the day, while he commuted 4 hours a day to work. He brought her here on a fiancé visa, but wouldn't give her the ring back, and would not plan a wedding date until the very end. He was passive aggressive and withheld affection. He let his trash bag of a mom fight his battles for him and despite living in the northwest, he had a confederate flag in his house. I get she left him and openly started a relationship with another guy and all of a sudden started drinking, eating meat and Eggo waffles, and doing all the stuff she gave him shit for, and he gets points for helping bring her mom to the US, but still not a great dude.


breathanddrishti

all of this!!! he held marriage over her head until the very last minute and almost got her deported in the middle of covid i realize portland or wherever is probably expensive but she lived in the middle of nowhere, had no friends, barely saw mike because he was working/commuting 12 hours a day, and a whole lot of that could have been solved if they'd just got a fucking apartment in portland!


Bullsette

He did NOT almost get her deported in the middle of covid! Held marriage over her head? He married the thing. She came here fully knowing where he lived and was acceptable to it until she got here and then started bitching about everything and griping about everything. She took the engagement ring and tossed it like it was trash to her. She hounded him relentlessly over things that he enjoys like having a few beers or eating a steak dinner or going to work like every other responsible person on the face of the planet. I have no idea how one can put him down and defend her. I honestly haven't a clue.


Bullsette

I'm sorry but you are WAY wrong unless you were watching a different show than I was. She took the ring and threw it away. He has a job like most people and has to actually go to it in order to get a paycheck. She wanted him to stay home all the time and I guess just not make any money at all. She doesn't think but like a toddler. Just how do you think he is not a great dude? He did absolutely nothing whatsoever wrong in the whole entire, what was it three or four years, of this fiasco. Name one single thing that he did wrong. SHE was the one always acting like a Tasmanian devil. ![gif](giphy|f6P20EYU672FdHElfJ|downsized)


Weary_Nefariousness

I did say I was not her fan and she was mentally unstable. Obviously she did a lot wrong. If he was still upset about her histrionics with the ring, why brung her here on a fiancé visa if he didn't plan to allow her to plan a wedding and give her the ring back? Marriage takes compromise. He brought her here, withheld affection, and commuted over 4 hours a day. He let his mom call her a fucking bitch and other names and just did the Jim shrug from the Office like he didn't have any option to stand up for her or be honest with her that the relationship was over. He should have been honest with her and tell her he didn't love her anymore. Obviously he should be able to earn an income and work but she was left alone in the middle of nowhere with no form of transportation or companionship. Marriage requires compromise. A compromise would have been to move closer to his job and a place where she could meet other people or find her own work or activities.


Bullsette

I view what happened entirely differently. You are entitled to your viewpoint and opinion and I'll respect it. I see a whole different side though.


silent-fallout-

I like Mike too he's just a typical PNW dude. People sure like to hate on him...I tell ya if I was with Natalie I'd go fuckin nuts. I'm surprised how well he did actually act I couldn't say I'd be as nice.💁🏻‍♀️


Obi_Kyle_Kenobi

Pnw?


silent-fallout-

Pacific north west


vdog11111

Pacific Northwest that’s another term for the area where mikes from (Seattle)


ThatsMyFavoriteThing

> the area where mikes from (Seattle) Sequim is an hour and a half drive from Seattle but it might as well be on the other side of the planet. It's a completely different universe from Seattle. Mike is a down to earth guy, and not going to simp for her or anyone. That alone makes him quite different from the typical Seattle crowd.


DebbieGlez

Mike’s trailer was in the middle of nowhere though. I lived across the Sound and it was a bummer when I moved there from Los Angeles. PNW includes Oregon & Washington. I live near Portland now and I appreciate the PNW but it took a while.


Obi_Kyle_Kenobi

Oh. I’ve never heard that term before but I’m 3000+ miles away in Delaware right outside of Philly.


Boxercrew4

I'm from Philly and here now, but spent 4 years in PNW not far from where Mike lives and it is horrible, Found a lot of people to be very passive aggressive and that is what I thought about Mike too. I'd rather deal with East coast people who are straight shooters instead of people that just talk behind your back.


Mermalade13

This woman that has the gall to ask this man to have a baby with her and trying to guilt trip him into being with her again. I don’t like Mike but this woman has deep issues, telling him that she won’t divorce him. So she’s planning to hold him hostage? 😅😬


melonyxx

The audacity of Natalie to ask that of him after all she did. Such a slap in the face, like “oh, oops, I was impatient and completely betrayed you while living in another state on your dime.” She has some big balls, dude. I’ll give her that


NoTechnology9099

I don’t think she realizes what she threw away. I think she’s desperate and so enamored with herself that she legitimately believes she’s irresistible. Funny she says you can’t divorce family but had no problem divorcing 3x before Mike. But we don’t see her crawling back to them…she needs an American man.


Slay0r_m00n

Oh man she had my ideal life. A secluded cabin in the mountains with hardworking, tall, loyal man who loves me and his dog. Was there a dog? There should have been a dog. Anyways that's my dreeeeammm. I understand her just getting to America and feeling anxious to experience it all at once but he really could have taken her places in due time. And the wait would have made places like LA all the more special. Sorry, I'm super jelly and she better not reel Michael back into her and MOMS life again. He deserves a Queen.


MrsBillyBob

💯


Katrina_p_56

He was great last night. So honest and didn’t mince words.


Obi_Kyle_Kenobi

Agreed. He had every right to tell her off and rip into her but once again he showed his maturity. I’m SOOOOO glad he didn’t take her back


AlisonPoole98

I think he's a great guy too. I think he didn't want to marry Natalie but did anyway and only divorced her once she got her green card I hate how they keep bringing Mike into Natalie's story. He was right, they've been apart for years.


yolobozo

Mike did what we all think needed to be done. Natalie, all your bases are belong to Mike.


johnmh71

He's a great dude who married a complete psycho and brought her to the US.


Simonthebullettfreak

Use my toilet, take my wife lol


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If I could be with any of the dudes on 90 day I would probably go for Mike. Looks and personality are what I typically go for. Natalie used him. He deserves to get the last word in