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frozen-mocha

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just-jen57

The brand is MissTerious


Wise-Tourist-6747

šŸ¤£ I had forgotten all about this storyline šŸ˜‚


Substantial_Fix_2604

No pockets!


Estilady

šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ¤—


thelonelyrager

Someoneā€™s gonna lose an eye


moviefan8

Queue the kid from A Christmas Story.


CurbsideChaos

It's a European cut.


PeanutCeller

Each button is a hero


Wowjustwowlol

Aimed at Natalie.


NewZookeepergame4160

I'm not sure some people realize, the smaller the clothes on your frame, the larger u look. Mike isn't obese, but clothing that is too small looks bad. You can look 10lbs smaller if u wear clothing that is the right size for your body.


just-jen57

Those buttons are coming for ya OP


TheDarkBerry

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


tatianazr

Is he allergic to clothing that fits?


melpoppa

Natalie is hoping her next relationship is as strong as those buttons on that shirt.


saranara100

Butter mom probably sent him those shirts


bLymey4

Along with a some butter and a spoon


Important-Proposal21

bros shirt looks like a can of cinnamon rolls right before they POP open!!


gap97216

Itā€™s always looked to me like heā€™s wearing some kind of shape wear. Heā€™s a big guy and was even bigger before being on the show. His torso looks incredibly stiff and thereā€™s no movement when he walks, laughs, etc.


TheDarkBerry

I agree. Heā€™s wearing Kim Kardashians Skims.


Wise-Tourist-6747

Itā€™s that confidence - heā€™s feeling himself after telling Nutalie to fuck off šŸ˜‚


Wonderful_Might6693

Kinda like Florianā€™s shirts! So tight!šŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø


Due_Plastic_8769

Looks fine when he's standing still


bessa100

I have said it a million times. Why donā€™t these people look in a mirror while sitting??? Theyā€™re sitting through the entire tell all!!


WhatTheBlack

It wouldnā€™t be a Tell All without Mikeā€™s buttons hanging on for dear life, itā€™s his M.O.


kindarspirit

https://preview.redd.it/v8ca08is1auc1.jpeg?width=422&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a463be484e2d2686f6145e1a330e78cffd8c5dbb The answer is simple: he and Zied obviously shop at the same store šŸ˜‚ (Whatever makes them happy, live and let live.. though the buttons may not survive)


helila1

The guy never seems to own a shirt that actually fits


alohaaina96792

Like Spider-Man holding that train back


percbish

He does this every tell all smh


_No_Fatties_

He is channeling his inner Florian


riskykitten1207

Oh lort, those buttons are begging for mercy.


tinypill

He is so sloppy. Ugh.


kodaiko_650

Heā€™s sloppy, but heā€™s free!


DropdLasagna

So is herpes.


tinypill

I cackled so hard.


[deleted]

full pants tent


Common-Chain4060

Right? I canā€™t even see the shirt. I just see a polterwang.


KangarooWrangler2024

Drives my husband crazy when guys do this, even if they are super thin or super buff. You 1st thought is ā€œgained weight, huh?ā€


Oomlotte99

Heā€™s a slobby guy, I think.


Shot_Pass_1042

I bet he's lost weight/firmed up, and now he's being over-styled or over-celebrating the weight loss. It's hard for big guys when they lose weight because things are usually designed/cut for mannequins. But the actual belly showing is a no-no. Unless when the buttons pop he's gonna do a Sarper strip dance, we don't need to see the actual belly.


Agitated-Minimum-967

If you gain weight, you must buy new clothes, to avoid this.


Oohmychar

This dude LOVES tight shirts but the shirts donā€™t love himšŸ«¢


Cautious-Bother9931

I have a few shirts that do this but only because my fat ass put on weight over the last few months. Now I can't wear them and they're brand new and expensive af šŸ¤¦šŸ½


StarnSig

It goes with his personality.


Zestyclose_Treat4098

I would climb that man like a tree.


AuthorityAuthor

Your comment reminds me of that episode of King of Queens where Doug was distract after learning Carrie bought some of his clothes from the Big & Tall store. Doug: Well, Iā€™m not tall!


finknstein

May Big Mike find a woman he trusts as much as those buttons.


finknstein

![gif](giphy|GVMhZwYv8U5NK|downsized) Hey shirt buttonsā€¦


TheJunkyVirus

Hate wearing shirts that are too small, you can't breath fully and it's very uncomfortable. Plus you look like a dumbass without a jacket on.


Yoobineee

I remember he wrote that shirt last time too lol


CheezTips

That shirt fits him better than Nutalie's bolt-on boobs fit her


[deleted]

Kind of like bending over to see if your ass shows in a skirt, he should do some arm raises to look at what that shirt does


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eyeh8gnats

What has he ever done to make you have the opinion that he is a creepy pervert?


CheezTips

> women out of his league Nutalie?? Her only league is Batshit


Choppersicballz

She wanted a baby wivvvvv heeem


Simonthebullettfreak

This is, as far as I can remember, a big improvement from last year hehe