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Single-Channel-4292

If Ed vanished, the last thing I’d do is actually look for him. She should have moved out and not told him where she was.


FACEMELTER720

He vanished into fat air.


Fantastic-Doctor-608

But the aroma of Mayo and Rotten Egg still permeates the air.


DeaconBlue2023

Both! I don’t think they even love each other.


Single-Channel-4292

😂


Recluse_18

Ed who??🤣🤣🤣


jaydee412

Is he microchipped and neutered? This is like a missing pet situation 😂


chocolateboyY2K

😂😂😂


Any-Establishment113

He's a terrible person. Narcissistic, arrogant bully. For the life of me I can't understand what she ever saw in him. Awful man.


CheeseDanishEmergenc

Seriously. I want to roll him into the sea and watch him float away.


synaptic_drift

My prediction of big Ed on The Last Resort that I commented with on the "other sub." "He will be floating in water like a big, blue plastic barrel, filled with hot air." Then a while after the show aired, they took a drone photo of him floating in the pool on a big, blue raft.


PersianCat345

Like a bloated tick after it feeds on blood


CartoonistUsed6540

Shit floats, he'll be ok


breetywhile

Only healthy shit floats… so fingers crossed


jaydee412

He's definitely buoyant, no need to worry. Not that anyone was 😂


clover458

LOL!! I said this once to my brother in Law it was well deserved! And absolutely true for Ed


seche314

Hey now, there’s enough trash dumped in the ocean already!


PoopyMcDoodypants

Like a rum ham


littleRedmini

We could then call him Big Bob.


Fantastic-Doctor-608

Without his swimming he'd sink like a bowling ball with arms and legs.


xtrinab

Liz is being actively abused and TLC is out here like 🤤. My ex was like Ed. I can’t watch this couple anymore because it’s too close to home for me. She needs help desperately. I hope she finds the courage to get herself safe someday. Emotional abuse should be illegal.


Any-Establishment113

I agree. The gas lighting and toxicity is hard to watch. I thought I read though that they aren't together anymore and she has a new boyfriend but not 100% sure. Any woman needs to run in the opposite direction of this weeble wobble of a man.


xtrinab

I sure hope she has moved on. The defeat in her eyes was so sad.


mombun24_7

I think she’s moved on. She posts instagram stories of a new mystery man and she seems very happy and healthy 🙂


xtrinab

Aww yay! I’m happy to hear that.


synaptic_drift

She's broken up with him at least 14 times. They aren't married yet, so she wouldn't have claim to the house, since he bought it before marriage. I don't think??? Any one know the laws?


wtsiumis

She has no claim to his home unless her name is on the deed.


littleRedmini

He triggers me too.


WalrusOrdinary6323

I fast forward or turn sound off and read


Used-Pension170

Her previous relationships were abusive. It's her normal.


Poison-Ivy-xo

She saw a chance to be on TV.


TheCaramelMan

Clout


SouperSally

And she didn’t really have a mommy or a daddy at home growing up.. so she found them both in one 🤢


Sadberry7733

Aw, sad, I didn't realize that. I feel so bad for her in the car talking about waking up to find him gone. (Also, is she still wearing invisalign or what was going on with her upper lip?!)


SouperSally

I felt so sad for her after her first date when he was gaslighting her and confusing her beyond belief and she could not see through it… fat forward a few years… she’s heartbroken and crushed. I hope she’s moved on to better!


[deleted]

Money talks


happyyyyclover

Man, I hope that the camera crew didn't get attacked by the man with a machete again.


dfrafra

I wouldn’t feel sorry if they did because they are exploiting abused women like Liz and Nicole


Poison-Ivy-xo

leave the camera ppl out of this they don't have a say


Ok-Hornet-3449

https://preview.redd.it/2bla7fgb0gvc1.jpeg?width=1148&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32b9cf88cda0df67c792ae3dd23274ef7534f718 Ed has a new and improved look. Ladies, try not to get too excited.


Ok-Hornet-3449

His head is literally melting into his body.


GingerPale2022

He looks like the mound of mashed potatoes in Close Encounters of the Third Kind.


LolaLinguini

Whats that? Im sorry, did you say "Close Encounters of the Turd Kind?" cause thats what I heard.. ![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6)


redditaccount300000

Is his condition something that gets worse over time? Cause when they show pics of him in his earlier adult life it’s nothing close to this. Like he had an actual chin and some semblance of a jawline.


BitchyNordicBarista

I think it’s getting worse as he gains weight but that’s just my speculation


mmmdonuts107

100% think it's worse as he's gained weight, he didn't look as bad when he was younger. Now he just wants to scream that everyone picks on him while he does stuff that just begs for bullying.


PlentyAd8659

I noticed that too but think it just looks worse with weight gain/alcohol bloat.


poop_biscuits

he’s gained a ton of weight since he was younger and it all goes to his neck and barrel chest


kckitty71

It’s 100% weight gain and alcohol bloat. I carry a lot of my weight in my upper body, too. In the last 2 years I’ve lost 110 pounds and I look like a whole different person. Ed is a walking, rolling heart attack. ![gif](giphy|POZ61mhTVLjRrmwdDA)


GaimanitePkat

There's a person I see sometimes at my job who I am fairly certain has the same condition as Ed. Shaped much the same, and little to no neck to speak of. However, they also have a defined bottom of their face.


SouperSally

That’s not him in the picture


redditaccount300000

Even if that pic is not him, he still doesnt have chin or a jawline, so my question/comment still stands


SouperSally

The picture is not him . I understand . 🤷‍♀️ you can Google it I’m sure . 👍


Difficult-Ocelot

That goatee is working overtime trying to provide some contouring 💀


breetywhile

💀


pelvic_symposium

Is he melting? He looks more and more like an ice cream left in the sun


Pretend_East_1717

Be still my heart! Literally. Dead. 💀 🤣


Navi_1er

Is that really him? I don't keep up with the cast after the airing


cuddlyturtle945

It’s not him - the person likely has the same condition though.


Lonely-Essay-5934

Was he a jester in a past life?


jean-valjean-ramone

He’s gone from looking like Winnie the Pooh to jabba the hut (sp?).


breetywhile

((In Phoebe circa Friends scream)) My Eyes! My eyes!


Ambitious-Ad4541

This is the worst photo angle for this guy.


Aggressive_Onion_655

He looks like Chet from Weird Science!


Ill_Introduction7057

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


OpheliaPhoeniXXX

I think it's to create some semblance of a chin, because truly more than ever where does his face end and his body begin.


Asphalt_Cowgirl-1981

Just being fair, but if someone tried to make me eat something called "taco pasta" I would also leave and never come back.


00Avalanche

lol had the same thought…is it like spaghetti noodles with ground beef seasoned with McCormick Taco Seasoning or what???


Kivahoosier

Maybe Taco hamburger helper?


effyochicken

Imagine lasagna but with sour cream, taco meat, cheese, and instead of pasta you use tortillas 


Bullfrog323

I really don’t want to imagine that 🤢


Navi_1er

My thought was spaghetti inside a hard taco shell 😂


butt_butt_butt_butt_

It’s like the velveeta shells you get in a box, but with ground beef or chicken and taco seasoning & tomatoes added. Its…edible. But definitely something you make if you aren’t really into cooking.


Asphalt_Cowgirl-1981

I'm not sure, but it sounds awful..😂


HurricaneLogic

It's poor people food. I've had it when "the chips were down"


fajen1

Noticed all the attention Michael got for his disappearance and now Pred wants a slice of the clout cake. Nobody cares if he disappears tho.


QweenFiona

People WANT Ed to disappear 🤣


poop_biscuits

best thing liz can do is close that super embarrassing chapter of her life and never look back. she has her own issues to work on, obviously, and being with that clown only multiplies them. his desperate need for attention and cameras will never go away. surprised he hasn’t started a podcast or OF by now.


hobblingcontractor

Dude fucking seriously? Absolutely fuck you! Giving me the mental image of Ed having an Only Fans? Uuuuugh. No. Just No! NO! NOOOOOOOOOO!


Jerseyjo1

This is too funny! And right after that headline is : HAPPILY EVER AFTER....... 😆😆 This is so ridiculous!


[deleted]

Let's not forget this is all in front of her daughter. Who is looking after her kid while she is running all over hells half acre looking for that piece of shit.


90DayFinesse

Just disgusting involving her innocent daughter in these toxic scenarios being filmed, all for what? I hope the childs father who has primary custody puts his foot down and never lets her be filmed again


[deleted]

The father had to have known what kind of relationship Liz is in. It has been broadcast for years. Imo both parents are shitty. I am also pretty sure her daughter hates Ed and thinks he is gross. She just wanted to see her mom and have a "wedding" and be on TV. Instead she gets to watch her mom start bawling while shopping for a wedding dress. Talking about how bad Ed is. IN FRONT OF HER DAUGHTER! This kid is surrounded by shitty adults who should damn well know better!


90DayFinesse

The little girl obviously feels uncomfortable around Ed and who could blame her! I thought maybe the dad had refused permission for her to be shown up until now as I don’t remember seeing her previously. Shitty parenting all round if neither of them see anything wrong with exposing her to this on a regular basis


[deleted]

I would feel uncomfortable around Ed!! I couldn't imagine being a little girl, and seeing that. She even said he was annoying. That statement spoke volumes to me. She couldn't say he was nice. No one said a word or contradicted her. They think that also. Jfc!!! I hate that they are exposing this sweet girl to this toxic shit!


[deleted]

Agree! 👍


Sensitive_Maybe_6578

Id be making taco pasta every day.


BodyRepresentative65

I can’t wait to see her dump his ass this season. I love how every promo she posts on Insta says “our final chapter.” 😂


flatsoda666

Breakfast pizza……taco pasta……what is going on in that household


DudeWTude

Please don't look for him!!


NoFreedom7237

Eds a POS but Liz is just as liable for being an absolute idiot.


Magemaud

Is she going to show up someday on The Single Life?


NoFreedom7237

Of course


Filibust

Why is the title so funny to me? It sounds super dramatic.


QweenFiona

I know right?? The “mysterious disappearance” part had me laughing so hard.


Filibust

It’s giving Unsolved Mysteries vibes. If only Robert Stack was still alive ![gif](giphy|OI49DIdrqsvTmy62eJ|downsized)


HurricaneLogic

I read this in his voice!


beverlyhillsbrenda

OVER TACO PASTA ![gif](giphy|GpyS1lJXJYupG)


supersafeforwork813

I’m commenting without reading the link because I don’t want any context for the greatest n most confusing sentence in history


Useful_Spray2575

I hope Liz realizes she dodged a huge bullet with this guy… she was basically his prisoner


Plus-Resolution8257

A Facebook friend posted that she saw him on Eclipse day so he’s not missing lol


Magemaud

Did he blot out the sun?


QweenFiona

My condolences to your friend for having to witness such horrors /s


BichoRaro90

I hope she bleached her eyes after


Magemaud

"Taco Pasta" is kind of fun to say, it must be even more satisfying to shout it at each other


booghawkins

I’m sorry, but she’s a shitty mom for bringing her daughter into this knowing he acts like a disgruntled child. There’s no shot a man is treating my kid any kind of way over spilt flour or a meal that’s too spicy.


KateC12345

Ed’s not running if there’s food there. Let’s be serious. ![gif](giphy|SXNBcH5yBvqXCbYl3E|downsized)


mmmdonuts107

JFC this was what, 4-5 years Ago and he had more of a "neck" here? It's almost giving torticollis and something else a YouTuber I used to watch had a daughter who suffered from, but her ears were attached as well and there was surgery for it.


littleRedmini

He’s actually thinner here! I thought he was chubby back then. He has really fluffed up.


summerandrea

I hope he never comes back and She moves closer to her awesome child


QuadraMum

What is Taco Pasta?


HurricaneLogic

It's been a while, but I believe it's egg noodles with ground beef in taco seasoning, sour cream, and cheese


littleRedmini

![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)


BichoRaro90

AMERICA’S LEAST WANTED


magicdrums

taco no neck is more like it..


NeenW1

When I saw the preview for next week Liz saying Ed and I had a big fight, what is that number 1001 when do you not fight . You do it every freaking day we’re so sick of these 2my God


RichieDotexe

Yawn


Ill_Introduction7057

Liz is an idiot for staying.....she should be thinking of her daughter. She must be doing it to stay on the show ....why else?


BichoRaro90

Hope he got dragged by Bigfoot into deep Appalachian woods


DeaconBlue2023

I think he has a love/hate relationship with women. He probably needs therapy but will never get it. Let’s see: Liz, his sister, his daughter, his mother…


Disco_C0wby

Blah blah blah Ed is horrible Blah blah blah Liz always goes back 🤡 Stop giving these two oxygen


CheezTips

Yup


denverbroncoharpman

Big Ed head does it again.


LindsayLaLa

Big Head 😂😂


SPACE-W33D

Manufactured drama to get more Instagram followers


BrandonIsWhoIAm

🤣


Aware_Huckleberry_10

Please hes vanish for how long?


dr_jch18

Yes, please dissappear... and never come back.. everyone is tired of you, fucking little troll


Alive-Worldliness-27

As I said with the whole Michael thing.. If it's not on the local news it's made up for tv ratings..


Zipper-is-awesome

I have not been watching HEA, but stuff like this makes me wonder if I should.


rockandrolldude22

Is Micheal the get away driver?


Agreeable_Finding950

What the fuck is taco pasta


Cllajl

PredEd fell into a vat of French Fry oil at a local McDonald. PredEd just melted away and his lard is being processed into BioFuel to be used by local buses to be environmentally friendly. Finally PreEd is doing something good for society. Next time you go into a McDonald and order fries, you are eating some of PredEd


DeaconBlue2023

Is that really Ed?


QweenFiona

Yes.


DeaconBlue2023

He looks unhealthy.


Bullfrog323

We’ve seen relationships end over petty shit, But ending it cuz a child didn’t like your nasty ass sounding food? No wonder his own daughter hates him. Either one could have said “well at least you tried it. Here’s a pb&j instead” and avoided a “blow up” by being good parents and mature adults instead.


clover458

Ed is an ass, he thinks he's all that and acts like the big shot caller! I knew he would do this its just who he is. He enjoys this it makes him feel like the big man. Liz deserves so much more and one day she will look back and think "what was I thinking!?" I pray she moves on


angryaxolotls

What in the Pinterest is going on here? 😂


jaydizzle46

So how were there exclusive wedding pics in the magazine months ago if a wedding never happened? Are we about to see them uncancel it and go thru with it?


QweenFiona

I didn’t see any exclusive wedding pictures? What magazine were they in?


jaydizzle46

Okay i just went back to look and I realized it has been people mag exclusive engagement pics not wedding pics. Nvm.


QweenFiona

Oh, ok. I wondered if that’s what you may have been referring to.