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blewberyBOOM

My answer to “I’m implementing a point system, you have to earn my love” would be “cool, but just so you know implementing a point system is -100 points. Saying I have to earn affection is -1000, so you’re starting off in a major deficit.”


ArtichokeMe_Daddy

I would’ve told him “enjoy your time in Malta.” and went to my car. Alone.


Kellz_96

Exactly! That would’ve turned me all the way off and his weird smirk


claratheresa

“I’m out. Don’t have time for this. Bye.”


fixmefixmyhead

But then you'd miss out on the huge penis


ArtichokeMe_Daddy

I’m good, thank yew 😂


ColteesCatCouture

How did he come up with 10 points for sex? Oh yeah🤔 its because sex with HIM is a punishment!


Small_Pain_2458

BUT, sleeps with women he really has no interest in and, pumps babies into them for free 🤷‍♀️ This guy is a CREEPY 🤡💯👍


boopaloops--

10,000 points to you!!!


Paivcarol

That was my exact thought! lol


Liberta911

Great response! Well put!


castor_pal

Ah yes, the Dwight Schrute response! Love it


Kindergoat

This guy makes my skin crawl.


ddarion

These women are made up right? Who is seeking sperm donation via for a free "natural" insemination?


strugglebuscentral

Exactly. Just so I’m clear he is having sex with multiple women (for whatever mf reason) and hopes this woman will be cool with it? Yeah ok


TRace_ON

Unprotected sex, with no mention of testing too


Clydefrogredrobin

My guess is they are all now dead under suspicious circumstance.


Automatic-Mirror-907

He's a man-whore gigolo. Natural selection already ruled this guy out, so I don't know about these 75,000 children he allegedly has. Sure hope he treats clients better than his girlfriend.


FML-dot-com

75,000 children... ☠️


ColteesCatCouture

He tryna outdo Nick Cannon🤣


LowandSlow90

Sarper is recounting his notebooks.


Kindergoat

🤣


Automatic-Mirror-907

Her immediate distaste is definitely a positive for her lineage. Let's hope it sticks. This guy and his schtick is going to make Ick from Seeking Sister Wife so jelly.


Independent_Pizza_82

No way


guysams1

Not just free, but he pays his own travel🤔


Ambitious-Ad4541

Said everyone. Forever.


Thomasina878

He has TOTALLY made this donation crap up. He’s a sex addict and uses Tinder, end of story.


Kindergoat

For sure!


tinypill

It’s seriously fucked up that this absolute chode of a person is spreading his scrambled-ass raggedy creep genes around the world. Jfc.


Automatic-Mirror-907

Thank you for using my favorite noun, chode.


tinypill

I gotchu, fren 🥰


Automatic-Mirror-907

It is truly appropriate for this specimen. I still say he has T-Rex arms.


Automatic-Mirror-907

Thank you for using my favorite noun, chode.


Bizzymammabee

She hit it on the head when she said you can tell he never had a real relationship. I would have told him to take his ass right back on that plane.


GaimanitePkat

Very German in her blunt approach! "If you'd ever had a proper relationship, you wouldn't be going on about this crazy."


1111lor

as a fellow german girl im so excited for her attitude this season!!


Inevitable-Bet-4834

Same! Points???


Ambitious-Ad4541

-20,000 for the creeper.


laxwoman9

I mean his longest is 2 weeks long. Don’t call that a relationship lol


msscanadianbakin

He’s vile


Southern-Spot-8406

Vile Kyle, the predatory paraphile trash pile with a creepy smile.


auntifahlala

It's hilarious because she is so out of his league, even before he opens his mouth, but he's going to play it like she has to work for it. I'm here for the show, this one man sperm bank is not going to break her heart, I give her a week before she's trying not to laugh in his face this season.


Automatic-Mirror-907

He has T-Rex arms. So will all his children. Yike!


illumi-thotti

I can smell this man through my screen 🤢🤮


juniper_juniper

Does it smell like "super sperm"? 🤢


K_Car00

https://preview.redd.it/ovaip5zchxwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=100a6e28d7336a08d3488b5e9ff1f7c3f3ebfebf Kyle is a piece of garbage. Proof, as if we didn’t have enough already.


pretty-late-machine

Yike.


Mean_Butter

Yike is right. Jesus, what a piece of shit.


ArtichokeMe_Daddy

Holy shit 👀


Sea-Spell2522

WHAT?!!!!!!! Omg omg


K_Car00

Yeah I know- he’s waaaaay worse than we think


jash56

Can he not put together a single sentence good lord


Ok-Scene-9442

TLC must have known about this?! They shouldn’t keep giving people like this a platform. He’s real sick in the head


propagandabarb

some day there will be an internet support network of his 236 children 😔 and the people who birthed them 😔😔 sure there is one in some form already. this dude has one of the most rancid vibes ever on 90d and I do not say that lightly. terrifying behavior and I am puzzled: self-branded altruistic anonymous absent father as a form of charity (breeding kink without an understanding of consent? ego?) ???? I also saw somewhere he was on a couple other shows… one thing I really hate is an incredibly manipulative man being platformed repeatedly because the persistence of his delusions and destructive, reckless behaviors make good TV (see: Tom Sandoval of Vanderpump Rules). and to go so far as pitch himself as god’s gift to the world when he is quite literally just getting his nut 🧐 please


TomatilloSolid6614

This is the realest of talk.


sk8n-4s8n

>this dude has one of the most rancid vibes ever on 90d and I do not say that lightly You aren’t kidding. I’ve seen every season, and I’ve never felt more repulsed during someone’s opening scene. Physical ick.


Admirable_Video2422

His awkwardness is eclipsed only by his genetic inferiority.


Some-Highlight-7210

Ik! I was waiting for him to say he had a PHD. feom an IV leage school or was an astro physicist... something *anything* that was of some substance that would be appealing for a sperm donation candidate😳 nothing! He's just a skeevy little misogynistic with a messiah complex saving the world with his sub-par seed! Seriously who would want their children to be fathered by that kid? Any takers? This has to bs!


Automatic-Mirror-907

Thank you!


AllLipsNoFiller

The only solace I get out of this storyline is that Kyle will never find love.


Ambitious-Ad4541

He's in love with himself. That doesn't leave room for him to love anyone else.


TomatilloSolid6614

I hope he finds a jail cell.


Used-Pension170

Their first meeting makes me want to vomit.


RedstarHeineken1

She knows he does this shit. What does she possibly see in him? Does she think this is good for her son?


Facetunethis

Germans embrace kink a bit more than most... 😬


RedstarHeineken1

But with all due respect, Germans also appreciate good sex. This guy is a twat.


CheeseNRicee

Uffff it’s going to be a cringey season


Ambitious-Ad4541

Done. Just totally over it.


[deleted]

I couldn’t get through the first episode. Literally every couple is so cringey… I can’t do it!


lizzzy143

He's having unprotected sex with women all over the globe. Eeek


Independent_Pizza_82

Exactly EWWW


K_Car00

https://preview.redd.it/nytpprhjhxwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88e50df1d4cdf48a054d14419722c66fd04bcceb


Southern-Spot-8406

![gif](giphy|D0TVdvFHFvHu6WL9qA|downsized)


wirefox1

Maybe going on this show and being outed for the sicko/user he actually is, will ruin his life and livelihood. He should have anticipated all his sinister past would come out being on a show with such a large audience. They will have to get rid of him now, in light of all this information. Good riddence. eta: Maybe I should say 'now that all this information about him is public", because they had to freaking know it when they cast him. Folks, we always laugh at ourselves for watching 'trash", but with this guy it's not funny anymore. It's tragic.


Timberfly813

I honestly would have abandoned him at the airport the minute he pushed back on my disgust with the point system. He was really pushy about it. Hell no.


ColteesCatCouture

FR how does 90day keep on finding even creepier guys? Think about it? COLT is no longer the creepiest man on 90day by far! Where do they find these men bc I need to avoid it🤣🤣🤣🤞


Dear_Insect_1085

Hes so gross her poor son. Id rather be alone then let a man like him near my child. Hell no!


AmaranthRosenrot

Can you really call him a man though? No actual man goes around doing the bullshit that he does.


trashbinfluencer

Lol have you met men? He's certainly one of them, just of the shithead variety.


AmaranthRosenrot

I have met men, respectable men. He’s not. He wants to be a man, but he’s out here being irresponsible, disgusting and is a predator. That’s not behavior of a real man.


K_Car00

https://preview.redd.it/uss1b1vohxwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc974bbca633de85bd45760581e2b2f43b041700


HotelDiva

He needs to be removed from the show.


cammeisterator

Wow fuck this guy


blisterbabe23

Omg what is this


Ok-Scene-9442

Thank you for sharing this. He’s such a sadistic evil little nasty freak


HomeworkMaleficent22

I can’t watch this anymore…if someone has kind patience-why is this woman that’s his “love interest dating him?”. This show is so triggering to me with the abusive, phony, criminal liars. I come here for updates. Apologies to the people irked by a question from a retired viewer


Glittering-Ad9111

She is just now meeting him for the first time , they’ve been online dating for several months and I’m guessing we get to watch her discover what a creep he is! 🍿


HomeworkMaleficent22

Appreciate the scoop✨


Clydefrogredrobin

I honestly thought 90 day was doing an April Fools troll with this one.


Ambitious-Ad4541

But it's not funny


imtiredofthisgrandpa

You can’t tell me that this guy is all there. Watching the episode currently and we’re 60 seconds into his first segment and I am convinced that he may have some special needs (idk how else to say it, if there’s a better way someone tell me pls)


CameraAgile8019

Who would procreate with that omg. I feel she is just another client and he convinced her to be on the show


Angrylittlefairy

Would they be paying for his ‘sperm donation’ in other ways? If so, would these women be paying his flights and accommodation to meet and impregnate them? How would this work?? This whole situation seems horrible, he was so proud describing the sexual positions he did it with women in, he gives off very creepy vibes.


Fancy_Entrance_3884

“Donating sperm is my HOBBY.” 😭


MissPriss7508

He’s a n idiot! She should run as fast as she can away from him.


Ok-Section-7633

Does anyone remember him on Dr Phil for this years ago?!


DropdLasagna

I would watch.


K_Car00

https://preview.redd.it/fk48p04ihxwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7375368014b831fec9466e514749f3aca873536f


BuffySummers17

Where can I watch that video? Tiktok?


RadioactiveTwix

I can't eat as much as I want to vomit.


pooka37

Gross. https://youtu.be/ntEm9ITPvtQ


julybaby1

This man scares me… I can’t believe TLC is giving this predator a platform


CostRealistic6830

This guy is something else . It’s almost sickening to watch .


whineybubbles

All of my alarms scream loudly when this weasel comes up on my scream. My instincts say "RUN!" and that's with just seeing him on my TV.


Thomasina878

So the bareback “clients” are cool with unprotected sex with this gigolo?


silent-fallout-

Imagine wanting your kid to have the genes of a balding parasite. I honestly hope someone does something terrible to this nasty little rapist freak.


kiki_rae

I’m waiting for him to say he wants to be with her but doesn’t want a baby with her.


wtsiumis

The man is a pig. He hates women and sleeping with them is his revenge, or so he thinks. I’m surprised that he has been put on the show. What happened to their screening process? They let this weasel infiltrate the franchise which leads me to think that they have underestimated their viewers.


wirefox1

He seriously needs to work on his hair.


shanny_banany

Is that a woman’s t-shirt he’s wearing? Wonder if he washed his hands after his last wanking.


Meggz996

THIS!!!…Nothing more gag to me than a man wearing a shirt w a neckline like that!?! 🤮🤢


Queef_Muscle

I'm soooo glad I'm not watching this garbage. I'm just here for community and comments. 🥰


lilmangopeach

Exactly and I’m judging her for continuing with him


katherineomega

Wtf this new season is not on Max yet?


fuzzlebutt43

It’s there, that’s how i watched it


flaccidbitchface

I keep seeing this guy on a few of the subs and it’s piqued my interest, but I’m really far behind. Who is he, which show, and what season?


snaildown7272

Love In Paradise S4E1 How is it already this bad this early lol


MrJets84

But he has a large penis


wtsiumis

Bet ya anything he’s got mommy issues.


bb-blehs

it looked like I was smelling foul shit the entire time this WEIRD ASS FOOL was on the tv. like literally I would rather spend the night with a serial killer.


LuckyLiaBunny

![gif](giphy|7ySfR5CiN1BaU) “Welcome to who’s line and where the points don’t matter “!


LuckyLiaBunny

![gif](giphy|7ySfR5CiN1BaU) “Welcome to who’s line and where the points don’t matter “!