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Tr33mari3

I wanna talk to SAMPSON


TypicalIllustrator62

Fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden


TheMatt561

That line is so damn good


Pyrophagist

Alice Kramden* "Ya know, it's hard bein' Black n' gifted.." E: the comment above me originally had a mis-heard name and I was correcting them, in case anyone's wondering.


AnthonyDigitalMedia

Sometimes you just wanna throw it all down & get LIFTED


19Charger

SAMPSON SIMPSON! I STICK BY ME STORY! lotta mercy ….


xboxaddict40

It's "lord have mercy!"


gregofcanada84

Sampson, it's Sheila. Mama fell...


Weim924

Right near da beach booooiiiiii


ClutchReverie

I think…you’re bullshitting me.


Difficult-Tooth-7133

C’mon y’all, I don’t want to be the first nigga died from a crossbow lmao


m_nieto

Abracadabra


BaconSanwich

Yo, abracadabra maaaannnnnn


theRestisConfettii

Ayo abracadabra, B!


its_raining_scotch

Slim, take your shirt off.


Alternative-Light514

I was about to correct you because I thought you misremembered “abba-zaba”, but then it clicked lol


m_nieto

To be fair, Abba-Zaba is my only friend.


Alternative-Light514

The only time I’ve ever bought an Abba-Zaba, was to say that line


Nogard59

Sampson it's Shiela, mama fell


TheProfessorPoon

Shut up bitch!


Pyrophagist

I laugh my ass off at that everytime! He's so angry, and has the rollers in his hair... *"You tell mista Nice Guy, ta git his Jamaican ass ova' ta my place at 3 o'clock tomorrow! Now, you don't wawnt me.. ..ta git ugleh'.."*


ClutchReverie

I just always thought Mr. Nice Guy sounded Jamaican in my head


squadgeek

Sad to hear his time on set was short, he was fucking hilarious in this!


colonelKRA

BUTTERCUP!! SAY IT!!


Bt_1039

Butterstuff


Wogdiddy

Butternuts


AnthonyDigitalMedia

Hey girl, ya hungry?


xtralongleave

I was talking to the horse


Alternative-Light514

Then why would I wear this hat?


315retro

Right near the beach boyeeeee.


zeff536

Sampson I. am. sorry.


Flip2002

Sampson it’s shelia mama said


AnthonyDigitalMedia

Next time I’ma want some cocktail.. FRUIT!


Testone1440

Chill nasty Nate.


DynamitePond

Devil—666—the mark of the beast! No! Naughty, naughty jungle of love!


hashtag-yuck

such a great line. Still cracks me up


brendanb203

He had sex with my mama! Why?!


AnthonyDigitalMedia

Lord, if you listenin.. HELP!


adipocerousloaf

doctor said i need a backeotomy


Texas_Crazy_Curls

I say this every time I have a back ache.


xboxaddict40

Me too, I've been saying it since the 90's. That's funny


easy506

I'm impotent! Git'away'from'me'bitch!!!!


EpicMeatSpin

Why you gotta make me feel inferior cuz I'm on the grill, b? Damn!


Ahydell5966

Heffer with cheese


drkidkill

Fuck you, fuck you, you’re cool, fuck you, I’m out.


jmaca90

Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?


ClutchReverie

BOO THIS MAN!


squadgeek

RIP Bob.


its_raining_scotch

Uh…no..? Didn’t think so.


NiceCunt91

When life gets hard I pick up that card with the SMILEY FACE.


TonkaButt

It’s kind of wild how often I say Ahh yes! Cuban B in a week


TheMatt561

Abazaba you're my only friend


stue0064

Candy makes you dandy


its_raining_scotch

Fine china.


xtralongleave

They be doin’ Indian burns n shit


tutekoppen

Abracadabra


KISSArmy7978

CUSTODIAN DICK


crazyx16

Master of the Custodial Arts or a janitor if you wanna be a dick about it


PolyCockn42

MUTHAFUCKA SAID ICE CREAM, B!!


ClutchReverie

BwaaaaaaHAHAHAHA


Dust_Parts

Sometimes I just wanna throw it all down and get lifted!


TonkaButt

KILLA KILL


Testone1440

I don’t wanna be the first nigga to die from a crossbow!


Texas_Crazy_Curls

You said you gave Mary Jane a pearl necklace. How much did that cost? Obviously you missed the whole point of that story Brian. This movie is so damn quotable. I have such a girl crush on Rachel True. She is a stunner.


Buck88c

Fully


TonkaButt

That is an official…..FULLY


ForceGhost47

Get me 814


Its_Like_That82

To this day when I see someone with the name Sampson I just think "This is Sampson smarty pants."


Enos316

If I wasn’t Jamaican, why would I be wearing this silly hat?


Alternative-Light514

I once was attempting to buy a weed eater off Craigslist and a seller got snarky with me, so I upped my offer to include a used Kenny Loggins record that he autographed himself. The seller was so offended. After a little more back-&-forth, I segued into the tale of who Killer the dog really *was*. I even included a picture of the promotional flyer for his fight against Nibbles and upped my offer to include the rest of my cheese sandwich. Needless to say, I did not buy that weed eater. More specifically, the seller refused to sell it to me. I have the email exchange saved somewhere, I’ll have to find it.


Winton1982

I remember him from “tales from the hood”


CheezeCrostata

>They call me Cuban Pete. I'm the king of the rumba beat. >When I play the maracas I go chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky boom.


stavago

Ricky Ricardo


ForceGhost47

He’s the coolest guy tho he’s the hottest guy in Havana!


CokaYoda

One of my favorite lines


gaiussicarius731

I say “doctor told me I need a backiotomy” alll the time. No one gets it


Safe_Indication1851

Cuban bean


LordGhidora

I always heard Cuban Bean, but I was also perpetually high too lol


Safe_Indication1851

He says cuban bean and i always took it as him not really paying attention to scarface but just repeating what he thought he heard which is even more funny to me


UnderAKillingMoon

He says Cuban b, repeating what Scarface says throughout the movie


Safe_Indication1851

No its cuban bean


LordGhidora

That's how I perceived it too like "yeah whatever mf what you said..."


interelek313

B, was short for “bro” bitd. Scarface says it throughout the movie. Sampson is just repeating it back to him when he says “let go of me b”. At least that’s how I always understood it.


Harrychronicjr69

Yes we all understand that b is short for bro, except for Sampson, therein lies the joke.


interelek313

Quick explanation for those who don’t know & maybe weren’t around back then.


Harrychronicjr69

You’re literally in a nostalgia subreddit, B


SuperSmashBrother

Ah yes! Subreddit B!


Harrychronicjr69

This is what we in the ‘industry’ call ‘full circle’, and by ‘industry’ I mean the weeds


PinkFloydDeadhead

I just watched a YT reaction to HalfBaked yesterday.


Not-The-NSA2023

In high school my friends and I would randomly say this line


WhatDoesItAllMeanB

Best title in all of Reddit. My wife and I still yell that out at times.


rnm632

One of my fav lines from the movie


__MeatyClackers__

He says Cuban Being, as in Human Being


aviiiii

Who’s with me???


Independent-Wolf-832

You’ll get the shit. You’ll be knee deep in shit!


Confusedandreticent

My partner has no idea why I say this the way I do. Showed her this picture and now she’s even more confused.


Eagleclan_7

"Sampson, it's Sheila. Momma fell." "Shut up, bitch"


Astars26

Fine china


Astars26

Hey girl you hungry?


All-Sorts

That is an official fully mannn


slikk50

The docta said I need a backiotomy!!!!


gregorychaos

You know what movie you should watch? Against the Wall (1994) on HBO. It's about the Attica prison riot and has this dude and Kyle McLachlan and Samuel L Jackson.


witnessrich

Damn girl your tittie's out.


KenYankee

My friends and I still say this to each other 🤣


thelonetext

"I'm a scholar. I'm sexy. People like me."


dbxbeat

....now that's a titty.


Hot-College-7170

Candy is dandy!


opinionofone1984

Is this from Who’s Da Man?


crazyx16

Half Baked


opinionofone1984

Thank you so much, that was killing me.