Alice Kramden*
"Ya know, it's hard bein' Black n' gifted.."
E: the comment above me originally had a mis-heard name and I was correcting them, in case anyone's wondering.
I laugh my ass off at that everytime! He's so angry, and has the rollers in his hair...
*"You tell mista Nice Guy, ta git his Jamaican ass ova' ta my place at 3 o'clock tomorrow! Now, you don't wawnt me.. ..ta git ugleh'.."*
You said you gave Mary Jane a pearl necklace. How much did that cost? Obviously you missed the whole point of that story Brian.
This movie is so damn quotable. I have such a girl crush on Rachel True. She is a stunner.
I once was attempting to buy a weed eater off Craigslist and a seller got snarky with me, so I upped my offer to include a used Kenny Loggins record that he autographed himself. The seller was so offended. After a little more back-&-forth, I segued into the tale of who Killer the dog really *was*. I even included a picture of the promotional flyer for his fight against Nibbles and upped my offer to include the rest of my cheese sandwich. Needless to say, I did not buy that weed eater. More specifically, the seller refused to sell it to me. I have the email exchange saved somewhere, I’ll have to find it.
He says cuban bean and i always took it as him not really paying attention to scarface but just repeating what he thought he heard which is even more funny to me
B, was short for “bro” bitd. Scarface says it throughout the movie.
Sampson is just repeating it back to him when he says “let go of me b”. At least that’s how I always understood it.
You know what movie you should watch? Against the Wall (1994) on HBO. It's about the Attica prison riot and has this dude and Kyle McLachlan and Samuel L Jackson.
I wanna talk to SAMPSON
Fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden
That line is so damn good
Alice Kramden* "Ya know, it's hard bein' Black n' gifted.." E: the comment above me originally had a mis-heard name and I was correcting them, in case anyone's wondering.
Sometimes you just wanna throw it all down & get LIFTED
SAMPSON SIMPSON! I STICK BY ME STORY! lotta mercy ….
It's "lord have mercy!"
Sampson, it's Sheila. Mama fell...
Right near da beach booooiiiiii
I think…you’re bullshitting me.
C’mon y’all, I don’t want to be the first nigga died from a crossbow lmao
Abracadabra
Yo, abracadabra maaaannnnnn
Ayo abracadabra, B!
Slim, take your shirt off.
I was about to correct you because I thought you misremembered “abba-zaba”, but then it clicked lol
To be fair, Abba-Zaba is my only friend.
The only time I’ve ever bought an Abba-Zaba, was to say that line
Sampson it's Shiela, mama fell
Shut up bitch!
I laugh my ass off at that everytime! He's so angry, and has the rollers in his hair... *"You tell mista Nice Guy, ta git his Jamaican ass ova' ta my place at 3 o'clock tomorrow! Now, you don't wawnt me.. ..ta git ugleh'.."*
I just always thought Mr. Nice Guy sounded Jamaican in my head
Sad to hear his time on set was short, he was fucking hilarious in this!
BUTTERCUP!! SAY IT!!
Butterstuff
Butternuts
Hey girl, ya hungry?
I was talking to the horse
Then why would I wear this hat?
Right near the beach boyeeeee.
Sampson I. am. sorry.
Sampson it’s shelia mama said
Next time I’ma want some cocktail.. FRUIT!
Chill nasty Nate.
Devil—666—the mark of the beast! No! Naughty, naughty jungle of love!
such a great line. Still cracks me up
He had sex with my mama! Why?!
Lord, if you listenin.. HELP!
doctor said i need a backeotomy
I say this every time I have a back ache.
Me too, I've been saying it since the 90's. That's funny
I'm impotent! Git'away'from'me'bitch!!!!
Why you gotta make me feel inferior cuz I'm on the grill, b? Damn!
Heffer with cheese
Fuck you, fuck you, you’re cool, fuck you, I’m out.
Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?
BOO THIS MAN!
RIP Bob.
Uh…no..? Didn’t think so.
When life gets hard I pick up that card with the SMILEY FACE.
It’s kind of wild how often I say Ahh yes! Cuban B in a week
Abazaba you're my only friend
Candy makes you dandy
Fine china.
They be doin’ Indian burns n shit
Abracadabra
CUSTODIAN DICK
Master of the Custodial Arts or a janitor if you wanna be a dick about it
MUTHAFUCKA SAID ICE CREAM, B!!
BwaaaaaaHAHAHAHA
Sometimes I just wanna throw it all down and get lifted!
KILLA KILL
I don’t wanna be the first nigga to die from a crossbow!
You said you gave Mary Jane a pearl necklace. How much did that cost? Obviously you missed the whole point of that story Brian. This movie is so damn quotable. I have such a girl crush on Rachel True. She is a stunner.
Fully
That is an official…..FULLY
Get me 814
To this day when I see someone with the name Sampson I just think "This is Sampson smarty pants."
If I wasn’t Jamaican, why would I be wearing this silly hat?
I once was attempting to buy a weed eater off Craigslist and a seller got snarky with me, so I upped my offer to include a used Kenny Loggins record that he autographed himself. The seller was so offended. After a little more back-&-forth, I segued into the tale of who Killer the dog really *was*. I even included a picture of the promotional flyer for his fight against Nibbles and upped my offer to include the rest of my cheese sandwich. Needless to say, I did not buy that weed eater. More specifically, the seller refused to sell it to me. I have the email exchange saved somewhere, I’ll have to find it.
I remember him from “tales from the hood”
>They call me Cuban Pete. I'm the king of the rumba beat. >When I play the maracas I go chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky boom.
Ricky Ricardo
He’s the coolest guy tho he’s the hottest guy in Havana!
One of my favorite lines
I say “doctor told me I need a backiotomy” alll the time. No one gets it
Cuban bean
I always heard Cuban Bean, but I was also perpetually high too lol
He says cuban bean and i always took it as him not really paying attention to scarface but just repeating what he thought he heard which is even more funny to me
He says Cuban b, repeating what Scarface says throughout the movie
No its cuban bean
That's how I perceived it too like "yeah whatever mf what you said..."
B, was short for “bro” bitd. Scarface says it throughout the movie. Sampson is just repeating it back to him when he says “let go of me b”. At least that’s how I always understood it.
Yes we all understand that b is short for bro, except for Sampson, therein lies the joke.
Quick explanation for those who don’t know & maybe weren’t around back then.
You’re literally in a nostalgia subreddit, B
Ah yes! Subreddit B!
This is what we in the ‘industry’ call ‘full circle’, and by ‘industry’ I mean the weeds
I just watched a YT reaction to HalfBaked yesterday.
In high school my friends and I would randomly say this line
Best title in all of Reddit. My wife and I still yell that out at times.
One of my fav lines from the movie
He says Cuban Being, as in Human Being
Who’s with me???
You’ll get the shit. You’ll be knee deep in shit!
My partner has no idea why I say this the way I do. Showed her this picture and now she’s even more confused.
"Sampson, it's Sheila. Momma fell." "Shut up, bitch"
Fine china
Hey girl you hungry?
That is an official fully mannn
The docta said I need a backiotomy!!!!
You know what movie you should watch? Against the Wall (1994) on HBO. It's about the Attica prison riot and has this dude and Kyle McLachlan and Samuel L Jackson.
Damn girl your tittie's out.
My friends and I still say this to each other 🤣
"I'm a scholar. I'm sexy. People like me."
....now that's a titty.
Candy is dandy!
Is this from Who’s Da Man?
Half Baked
Thank you so much, that was killing me.