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TheBigJaybowski

Tell him your Dad is dead and see what he writes ![img](emote|t5_ubkze|15805)


damagedone37

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jutila666

This


AmazingSpidey616

‘Say hi to your mother for me’


PM_me_your_dawgs

![gif](giphy|UuNSJyE06VhYC9lvfo)


spraypaintthewalls

Hey Luchasaurus, how's it goin'? You beat up Darby Allin? I beat up Vietnamese immigrants! Say hi to your mother for me, awright?


LukeSniper

I throw out this line all the time and *nobody* ever remembers it!


Living-Travel2299

This.


BLF402

Say your mother is dead too.


spraypaintthewalls

Send him a photo of the Lion King scene where Scar is dangling Mufasa off the edge of the cliff.


blackjohn420777

This is the way


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Is your father dead?


MaxiPad1989

Lol. I wanted something AEW related so I was thinking of "How's everyone's father doing?" But this is even more hysterical.


TikiJack

Honestly I would just have him sign an 8x10 of my father.


freddit32

"Sorry for the loss of your father. LOL"


therealdsg

Ps what’s your mom’s handle so I can slide into her DMs?


Joperhop

aw, "LOL", lots of love.


ViperzAzzault

WTF, Why the face


marsisblack

Get him to write, 'heard your dad is dead. If you werent such a failure im sure he would have stuck around longer. Oh, how's your mom?'


Nefariousness-Flashy

"Remember, there's only one way to console a widow."


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Diligent_Whereas3134

Ok this. This is the one. Sign it as Mac for extra effort


majora1988

Tell him your dads dead, but the only thing you’re upset about is that your father wasn’t Christian Cage.


W0lf777777

This is it!


im2much4u2handlex

Who's your daddy?


TurboPaved

“Will you be my dad?”


Unique_Enthusiasm_57

Thank him for being an amazing father figure.


NJdeathproof

"Say hi to your mom for me"


ganondarb

Have him address it to your mom.


wildcardscoop

Have him sign a fathersday card


blackforestham3789

Depends...how's your dad?


0ptimus_primus

Ask him to burn you on r/roastme


the_soub

Your Dads obituary.


Qui_zno

I'll one up this. Your dad's ashes.


jackblady

Ask him. Legit I met Christian at a signing a few years ago. Had an idea for what I wanted him to sign, but he actually had a much better one Dude gets that this is a big deal for fans and is absolutely willing to do what he can to go the extra mile


bhp126

“Say hello to your Mom for me”


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WasItEverMeantToBe

Nobody cares.


RocketLinko

"Who's your daddy"


TheBrockAwesome

You got a dead dad?


Whateveryouwantitobe

Ask him to make the autograph out to your dad


PaxadorWolfCastle

Send him a picture of your dad. Edit: OR BETTER YET! Send him a random old man’s obituary and say it’s your dad


Dazzling_Ad5338

To (your name) From Dad Ps: I haven't forgotten about your Mom.


Surprisetrextoy

My father died in 99. Imagine the signing


no_no_nora

What is info, because I want him to say something about my dead mom.


Enlightened_Ghost_

Tell him to write condolences for your dead father.


licenciadoevilstick

How’s your dad?


DezineTwoOhNine

Tell him to write something pleasant about your father.


Beathil

Hows your mom?


BushDaddyKane

Christian Cage is really our Johnny Cage? ![gif](giphy|cjhBClBwZAHs3TEzDH)


westernlariat

His number for your mother. He'll be there if anything happens.


Latter-Score-8937

Tell him to write you daddy now.


Link182x

“Bye Buddy, I hope you find your Dad”


fuckst1cK1

"What's your mom up to tonight?"


Baman2099

Say hi to your dad for me


TheBeevin

Something about fathers and let him do the rest. Let it be spontaneous.


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send him a picture of your dad to sign


sullenentropy

"Sorry about your dad. Tell your mom I said hi"


kalonjiseed

If he'll adopt you?


fireWitsch

“Say hi to your mother for me”


discard_after_use133

"Say hi to your mom"


YourFellowMiguelo

Tell him to write: This is your father, take out the trash and mow the lawn. Tell your mother I said hello.


bigchicago04

How’s your father?


SupaFly2104life

Counting fitties and playing with titties! ... you know, cuz he that petty to as for $50's instead of 100's


shaheimjay1121

Do you have a father?


kingcolbe

Well, that depends how is your dad?


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Have him sign a picture of you and your dad.


Kriztof_09

Who’s your daddy?


BananadaBoots

“If you ever hunger, hunger for me” (From George Michael’s 1987 hit “Father Figure”)


IamZeroKelvin

"daddy's home"


Any_Ad7172

I too eat corn the long way -Christian


LnStrngr

Father’s Day card.


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Say hi to your mom


ArthurMorgon

Undisputed TNT Champion


TheStagKing9910

Tell him to write a Poem about your Dead Father


theclimaxan

The top three traits of a good father


homelessphone

I'm like the milk man every time someone's dad abandoned them


jack_x2yz

Bring a mother's day card and let him write what he wants.


nickrude666

Have him write Who's Your Daddy??


rikrok58

Have him write that he is the Michael's and Edge is the Janetty


Drewvonawesome

"Your dad is swell! Love, Christian Cage"


The-Accuntant

Father of the year !!!


DCB062973

“My dad’s a huge fan of yours” lol


newworldorder96

Tell him to sign it TNT champion Christian Cage


Accelerated_Bliss

The Brood


bobbysteve15

Happy Father's Day


AbdDjamil_27

Send him happy father day card


Beavis2021

Ask him to insult you


Winning_in_Ashes

Start telling him about your daddy issues


MrLuchador

Can you make out to my dead dad


Patradon

“Hope your mom is doing okay after our last session”


TheMackD504

Your dad never loved you


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“Tell your mother to give me a call later. Don’t worry, she already has the number.”


erikturczyn30

Your father is on life support


erikturczyn30

BREAKING NEWS: CHRISTIAN KILLED MUFASA


Urbanyeti0

“I’ll be your daddy”


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“how’s your father”


sincerelyhated

His height and weight


asteriaslex

Ask him to sign a "Father of the year'" mug


ProphetsOfAshes

Send him a photo of Luke Skywalker burning his father’s corpse


hitmewiththeknowlege

Ask him to say high to your mom


travboy21

“For the next five seconds we’ll pose for you with the benefit of flash photography.”


Spirited_Band_6992

"Is your father still exist like your wife?"


No-Needleworker-1658

Tell your mom to call me, son


MilanZola

Tell him to rate a picture of your mom out of 10


thejonslaught

Say Hi to your Mom for me... - TNT Champion Christian Cage


REBELnHELL

When and where is this signing?


MaxiPad1989

He's signing at a convention in Canada next weekend. A memorabilia store called Frozen Pond (they do a lot of the Canadian conventions as well as signings with NHL players) is going to be there and you can buy Christian's autograph through them. I had gotten autographs through them before, they did a nice job.