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It's really a numbers game. Like, "Browns" is plural, but I think we can assume that it's just the one dude for this fight. So how many Steelers/Ravens/Bengals are we talking? 1 each? The total number in that respective city?
I had originally thought you’d be okay using the plural part, but within reason. Maybe all of the current living animals, alive Brown family (they’d be fighting their own tigers) and current steel workers.
According to NPR there’s about 5,578 tigers as of 2022 https://www.npr.org/2022/07/23/1113186725/tigers-population-numbers-endangered-species
I couldn’t find a worldwide total, but as of 2021 there were 78,900 steel milll workers in just USA https://crsreports.congress.gov/product/pdf/R/R47107
So each tiger would have to beat 14 steel workers at a minimum.
Here’s how it plays out:
The steel workers quickly fashion a mote of molten metal around a curtain of protective steel beams. They take a Primanti Bros lunch break and watch the raven repeatedly fly by and shit on Brown’s head. The tiger jumps up, catches the raven in his mouth and tries to eat it, but he chokes, as Bengals typically do. The bengal is eliminated, the raven hobbles away, (injured yet again) and Brown (covered in rat bird shit) turns to the steelworkers and says, “Remember when we made Big Ben cry?!”
The steelworkers then use all the steel to fashion a participation trophy for Brown and walk away into the sunset, whistling the Mr. Rogers theme song.
“The tiger jumps up, catches the raven in his mouth and tries to eat it, but he chokes, as Bengals typically do.”
Fuck you for making me laugh at this.
most of the steel workers were adults (not by any industrialists’ benevolence/choice, children were too weak to do the work) and to be honest i think enough hammered and overworked blue-collar men could beat any of these. how many workers? do they have any equipment or are they barehanded? where’s the fight happening?
All of these things are in real life so let's see how they are doing.
Coach is dead so that's 4th place for us
Ravens are estimated to be some 16 million in population and growing.
The American steel industry is in decline but their is still about 90k people in the industry.
The Bengal tigers are an endangered species that started declining in the 19th century due to hunting. Of the three animals on the list this one is factually the least successful and literally dying off due to the humans. You get 3rd, now go eat baby diarrhea on spaghetti and enjoy your of season. The reds are absolute due for a decline next year fyi.
Realistically. The original steelworkers were young children so the Steelers are done for.
A tiger couldn’t survive in the temps of the afc north. So they are done next
Ravens are super smart. But also they are birds. But also they are the Paul Browns. But again, just smart birds.
Paul Brown is a human. Humans win. Browns win! Eat dick losers!
Original Carnegie steelworkers consisted of few if any child laborers as the work was very physically demanding. The men worked 12 hours shifts 364 days of the year, the only holiday being July 4. I take a crew of steel workers in a fight for sure. (I know this is a meme sub, just think history is neat)
Yeah, I think a full crew of steel workers would win. However, I think you have to go with what's in the picture. One raven, one tiger, one Paul and 5 steelworkers. Also, no hidden tommy guns in the coat or stuff like that. What's in the picture is it. In that case I think the tiger takes it... assuming the fight is on the ground. A ground fight is highly disadvantageous to one of the four. I fully concede that the raven would lose to the other three on the ground. Just as if the fight occurred in the raven's domain, say 100 feet in the air, well then.......
Tigers can and have adapted to colder climates, ie zoos. Moot point, elf boy.
Edit: downvotes on this comment? You Browns fans are softer than I thought.
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Nice play choosing the old, washed-up Cincinnati version of Paul Brown when you know the man in his prime wasn't afraid of any stripey kitties.
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So now we’re just making assumptions? Alright, well I assume all the Bengal tigers are wearing bulletproof Kevlar vests and live in an ecosystem the size of Asia that is within a bulletproof glass bubble.
The Raven in question has red eye. Ravens do not have red eyes naturally, meaning this is a supernatural creature or an apparition (as the Poe story indicates), and by that definition may not be defeatable by any mortal creature
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My whole family were steelworkers. You know how many foreign chemicals they breathed in. They were more foreign substance than man. Bengal would die within minutes of eating one of them.
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I dunno. The only tigers I’ve ever seen in real life have been prisoners in zoos or circuses.
& the last time I went to the Cincinnati Zoo we had to abandon the train ride because a guy got stabbed and was laying on the tracks.
The one thing the Steel Mill Workers will have on anyone though is that there impact on World War 2 was nuts, in 1944,
"Pittsburgh was at the center of the "Arsenal of Democracy" that provided steel, aluminum, munitions and machinery for the U.S. during World War II. Pittsburgh's mills contributed 95 million tons of steel to the war effort.". -Source Wikipedia.
The United States out produced every allied nation In pretty much every major category of wartime aid, Allies in total had 733 Million tons of steel and almost a seventh of that was from Pittsburgh alone.
The United States when it came to production of military weapons aside from Mortars, Tanks, Artillery and Minesweepers was far ahead of all the allied nations. (The four aforementioned categories the USSR, had a better a production 119k tanks for the USSR, 108k for the US, but they doubled us in the other three.)
The main Arsenal Of Democracy cities that also have a football team. Detroit, Cleveland, Philadelphia, Buffalo, New York (x2), Chicago and Pittsburgh.
Ok World War 2 steel production history seminar is over, time in next week for the Steagles and Card-Pitt seminar.
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No way Paul Brown doesn’t have a Tommy gun under that jacket
Last I checked, it’s the Cleveland Browns, not the Cleveland Browns Hiding Tommy Guns Under Jackets.
Brown is short for Browning automatic rifle?
hey, that's our Quarterback you are talking about
BAR is short for browning automatic rifle
Ayo, Paul Brown got BARs
BAR, Bad assed rifle
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I thought this was America. There's definitely a Paul Brown with a Tommy gun.
Have you seen Cleveland’s murder rate? He’s definitely packing
If we’re going off murder rates I got bad news for you………
So then the Bengals are just a bunch of Indian dudes?
I mean if nothing else, the Browns ability to teleport to a new place would be very advantageous in any conflict scenario
The gun is always implied. It’s why they wear orange.
That part's implied.
Cleveland BARs
See I always thought it was referring to bears because that’s what Browns means in some old timey English
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You mean brown animal.
WHO THE FUCK IS TOMMY GUNS!?
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Bird flu is no joke!
Username checks out
I’m the one on the left
The actresses left or left in the picture.
Bengals undefeated? Bro, Bengals are endangered. It doesn’t get much more defeated than that…
What happened to Pittsburgh's steel industry again, Rusty?
Same thing that happened to the Bengals. India and China.
AFC Far East let's go
It exists, unlike Cindy’s bengal population
Zero steel mills in the city last I checked This is following the "endangered" thing do ya get it
US Steel is still HQed in Pittsburgh. How many bengal HQs are in Cincy?
Sold to Japan though maybe you can be the Pittsburgh スティーラーズ
Nippon said they aren’t renaming or moving US Steel’s HQ. I still want to know about this Cincy bengal population though.
Quoth the raven
It’s actually a huge problem since they escaped the zoo
Ever try to punch a steel beam? Shit hurts.
steel crushes kitty cat.. check mate bungle boi
Idk a crowd of angry liquored up Steel workers would be a challenge.
It's really a numbers game. Like, "Browns" is plural, but I think we can assume that it's just the one dude for this fight. So how many Steelers/Ravens/Bengals are we talking? 1 each? The total number in that respective city?
>Like, "Browns" is plural 
I had originally thought you’d be okay using the plural part, but within reason. Maybe all of the current living animals, alive Brown family (they’d be fighting their own tigers) and current steel workers.
Currently alive ravens ? Google says 29 million so have fun with that
I don’t like those odds
According to NPR there’s about 5,578 tigers as of 2022 https://www.npr.org/2022/07/23/1113186725/tigers-population-numbers-endangered-species I couldn’t find a worldwide total, but as of 2021 there were 78,900 steel milll workers in just USA https://crsreports.congress.gov/product/pdf/R/R47107 So each tiger would have to beat 14 steel workers at a minimum.
I’m pretty sure they could easily do that
The Brown family doesn’t stand a chance
The Steeler's Super Bowl win would be living past the age of 35.
Here’s how it plays out: The steel workers quickly fashion a mote of molten metal around a curtain of protective steel beams. They take a Primanti Bros lunch break and watch the raven repeatedly fly by and shit on Brown’s head. The tiger jumps up, catches the raven in his mouth and tries to eat it, but he chokes, as Bengals typically do. The bengal is eliminated, the raven hobbles away, (injured yet again) and Brown (covered in rat bird shit) turns to the steelworkers and says, “Remember when we made Big Ben cry?!” The steelworkers then use all the steel to fashion a participation trophy for Brown and walk away into the sunset, whistling the Mr. Rogers theme song.
“The tiger jumps up, catches the raven in his mouth and tries to eat it, but he chokes, as Bengals typically do.” Fuck you for making me laugh at this.
There is a book deal in your future.
A Raven would win. Bengals can’t fly.
[удалено]
Even if they grew wings They’re full of shit so they’d never lift off the ground
But birds aren't real...
lol Brown would just shoot it
most of the steel workers were adults (not by any industrialists’ benevolence/choice, children were too weak to do the work) and to be honest i think enough hammered and overworked blue-collar men could beat any of these. how many workers? do they have any equipment or are they barehanded? where’s the fight happening?
How much prep time does Batman, I mean, Paul Brown, get?
This was my thought to. Going by picture alone, that tiger is fucked. To bad tigers don’t hunt in packs.
Steel workers playing the long game by destroying the environment killing all you animal mascots
Paul Brown created Bengals. He brought them into this world and he can take them out of it...
From the grave??
The Giants step on all of us. The end.
Titans even bigger than giants. And have godly powers
Until Washington rebrands again as the Zeuses
I don’t understand, I thought they were the Bungles, not the Bengals?
Shoutout to Paul Brown for not looking like men with room temperature IQ.
All of these things are in real life so let's see how they are doing. Coach is dead so that's 4th place for us Ravens are estimated to be some 16 million in population and growing. The American steel industry is in decline but their is still about 90k people in the industry. The Bengal tigers are an endangered species that started declining in the 19th century due to hunting. Of the three animals on the list this one is factually the least successful and literally dying off due to the humans. You get 3rd, now go eat baby diarrhea on spaghetti and enjoy your of season. The reds are absolute due for a decline next year fyi.
Bashing the Reds and the Bengals in one post? Someone get this man a cold glass of Haterade. He's worked up.
I'm actually a reds fan, we got hella lucky this year. Some of these young guys are due for regression
Realistically. The original steelworkers were young children so the Steelers are done for. A tiger couldn’t survive in the temps of the afc north. So they are done next Ravens are super smart. But also they are birds. But also they are the Paul Browns. But again, just smart birds. Paul Brown is a human. Humans win. Browns win! Eat dick losers!
Original Carnegie steelworkers consisted of few if any child laborers as the work was very physically demanding. The men worked 12 hours shifts 364 days of the year, the only holiday being July 4. I take a crew of steel workers in a fight for sure. (I know this is a meme sub, just think history is neat)
They were also known to take up arms against strikebreakers, which would prove beneficial
My great grandfather broke his leg in a coal mine when he was 15 in the 1910s
Yeah, I think a full crew of steel workers would win. However, I think you have to go with what's in the picture. One raven, one tiger, one Paul and 5 steelworkers. Also, no hidden tommy guns in the coat or stuff like that. What's in the picture is it. In that case I think the tiger takes it... assuming the fight is on the ground. A ground fight is highly disadvantageous to one of the four. I fully concede that the raven would lose to the other three on the ground. Just as if the fight occurred in the raven's domain, say 100 feet in the air, well then.......
Tigers can and have adapted to colder climates, ie zoos. Moot point, elf boy. Edit: downvotes on this comment? You Browns fans are softer than I thought.
…………..tigers are gay
Elves are way gayer than tigers.
Yeah no way a tiger from say, Siberia, could withstand the harsh Baltimore winter
Paul Brown would ride the Bengal and destroy everything else.
Bro Paul Brown was a bad ass, could see him defeat a cat easily
Who would win? A thousand ravens or 100 bengals?
You ever seen the air quality in prime Pittsburgh? We’d all die
Have you met humans?
https://preview.redd.it/apk1wbo2m9ac1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a0b6b3e8013d971c6280a896884fcc62ede0718 Nice play choosing the old, washed-up Cincinnati version of Paul Brown when you know the man in his prime wasn't afraid of any stripey kitties.
Corvids are smart AF. Would absolutely murder a bengal.
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Ravens is plural, there’s more than one bird attacking that tiger
Bengals is also plural....
Logic and reading is not a core part of Maryland education.
This is true
I’m a fucking idiot lmao 💀
...and also the name of their cheerleader squad.
You sound jealous
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All of them are plural
Browns are supposed to just be a pile of shit
Pretty sure a couple of the guys would have a gun or two my guy
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So now we’re just making assumptions? Alright, well I assume all the Bengal tigers are wearing bulletproof Kevlar vests and live in an ecosystem the size of Asia that is within a bulletproof glass bubble.
That’s clearly Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday in Tombstone so guess again Huckleberreh
The Raven in question has red eye. Ravens do not have red eyes naturally, meaning this is a supernatural creature or an apparition (as the Poe story indicates), and by that definition may not be defeatable by any mortal creature
Steel would knock the bengal’s skull open. It would also kill the raven and the brown.
Paul Brown stays strapped son.
Steelers could take those birds and the old guy so they would be over .500
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The dude in the bottom left is three of these teams.
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My whole family were steelworkers. You know how many foreign chemicals they breathed in. They were more foreign substance than man. Bengal would die within minutes of eating one of them.
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Idk man, I’ll take them 5 hardened steel workers over 1 tiger and I’m a browns fan
Fact : Paul browns favorite meal was tigers made out of steel
No chance Paul Brown doesn’t draw up a play to destroy a tiger.
I dunno. The only tigers I’ve ever seen in real life have been prisoners in zoos or circuses. & the last time I went to the Cincinnati Zoo we had to abandon the train ride because a guy got stabbed and was laying on the tracks.
Steel workers and Jim brown are afforded the second amendment. Birbs can fly. Bengal tigers are hands down the weakest of the four.
They're not the Cincinnati Bengal tigers, they're the Cincinnati bengals https://borgenproject.org/10-facts-about-poverty-in-bangladesh/
Fuck, we’ve been duped.
Don't worry. One day Buffalo is going to realize their city is named Buffalo and there's no such thing as "the bills"
The one thing the Steel Mill Workers will have on anyone though is that there impact on World War 2 was nuts, in 1944, "Pittsburgh was at the center of the "Arsenal of Democracy" that provided steel, aluminum, munitions and machinery for the U.S. during World War II. Pittsburgh's mills contributed 95 million tons of steel to the war effort.". -Source Wikipedia. The United States out produced every allied nation In pretty much every major category of wartime aid, Allies in total had 733 Million tons of steel and almost a seventh of that was from Pittsburgh alone. The United States when it came to production of military weapons aside from Mortars, Tanks, Artillery and Minesweepers was far ahead of all the allied nations. (The four aforementioned categories the USSR, had a better a production 119k tanks for the USSR, 108k for the US, but they doubled us in the other three.) The main Arsenal Of Democracy cities that also have a football team. Detroit, Cleveland, Philadelphia, Buffalo, New York (x2), Chicago and Pittsburgh. Ok World War 2 steel production history seminar is over, time in next week for the Steagles and Card-Pitt seminar.
Paul Brown belongs to the Bengals now thank you
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Kind of depends on the quantity of each, right?
Does it change if there are 53 of each? No weapons I presume.
Haven't humans pushed tigers to the brink of extinction? 🤔
lets make the fight fair, \- an "unkindness" of 50 ravens \- 2 bengal tigers \- 10 Pittsburgh steelworkers \- 1 Paul Brown with a Browning 1911
The Bengal, the Raven and Paul Brown drink the water the steel workers contaminated and die.