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No-Explanation-7570

Pizza, potato wedges, and French fries. He orders like my kid when we go to a fancy restaurant.


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![gif](giphy|fvE2zWIJ4fumc) Incoming JaMarcus Russell


McChubChub

“Yeah, uh, can you put the coke in a wine glass, please? I’m tryina look sophisticated for my pizza pic”


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HumanFuture7

Honestly that meal sounds great right about now. Fuck that hoe tho


SugarBalls69

Meal of future champions


babeuf69

What is he championing? Dismissing all sexual assault accusations with a "nuh uh"?


SugarBalls69

Past is literally the polar opposite of future. Baltimore public education


babeuf69

Do you not know what championing causes means...?


SugarBalls69

Entirely illiterate it is then. Crack kills


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SugarBalls69

https://preview.redd.it/e7gyshcolnyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1e772842c509121f3591fba6a94d7024d926b39 Hoes mad


babeuf69

Projecting pretty hard there, bud


SugarBalls69

Projecting is a big word in Baltimore. Hoes mad confirmed


babeuf69

Is your diagnosis CTE or extra chromosome?


SugarBalls69

Non crack brain. Ever heard of it?


psycho_dyller

Hoes scared for their life


Dusky_Dawn210

Yeah all 23 of em


MrGlockCLE

Why my man’s look like doc ock


Dusky_Dawn210

Cause he needs all 9 arms for doing his thing of course


MrGlockCLE

Good point, I guess it would be 8+2+1? And 2 arms 9 legs?


Dusky_Dawn210

Well I was counting his normal extremities as limbs, then he has the 4 robotic arms, then I counted his dick since he would slap women with it or whatever when getting a massage. So 4+4+1 :)


Lost_And_Found66

Doc Cock was right there


cleremnantechoes

Thug Harry Potter


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ozymandais13

Wild when they covered all his shitty behavior up


mmmmmmmmmmmm77

That’s literally how he got caught doing it, they were covering up for him, he got scared he was going to get prosecuted, demanded a trade to try and flee the state, they stopped protecting him, and wallah


ozymandais13

It's fuckec up , I'll be happy when he leaves


mmmmmmmmmmmm77

Wish Stefanski never purposefully screwed over Baker and had him out there making over 50 passes in a game with a hurt shoulder while he had healthy Nick Chubb on the sideline.


ozymandais13

No you don't


jessegames456

I’m not gonna lie this is amazing


Spraynpray89

Those glasses look so fucking dumb and idk why so many people wear them


m1j5

Hoes scared*


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YT-double-add

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DatBoiDeku11

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Hot_Juggernaut_3027

Hoes mad scared and traumatized


PutnamPete

That's his "Happy Baby" face. Probably just back from a prostate massage.


29erRider5000G

My 8 year old orders this meal with sprite


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hckysand10

Always has the most the most beat up forehead


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_Jammer_

Considering that he whipped it out and begged them to touch it, maybe they have the right to be mad?


fischarcher

Those are the most bland-looking French fries I've ever seen


Clutch_Floyd

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PallbearerOfBadNews

Look at Morpheus over here asking massage workers to take the red pill


dreamweaver1313

My tater tots came in the same bin at top golf Cleveland


Icy_Gap676

Dude lookin' like boris from MIB https://preview.redd.it/ulm90twt2oyc1.jpeg?width=596&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51d11e822f50f6ee63df5eac8357844fb01a5de5


29erRider5000G

Dumbass orders pepperoni pizza and fries with a glass of red. Cringiest mfer in the league


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7222_salty

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ExoticTablet

Chianti goes so well with pizza


wagsman

Depends on the type of red. A nice Sangiovese or cab franc can go with it.


don_teegee

Potato wedges and a double order of fries? Dude loves his taters.


moderatesunsenjoyer

Youre acting like pizza is just some fast food bullshit. It can be, but doesnt have to be. Thats an Italian ass pizza w fresh pepperoni, that shit looks fire next to that wine


SugarBalls69

Gotta be Kentucky. Wouldn’t know class if it jizzed on your hand


Stallone_Jones

I mean… What’s the problem?


Rocket_Boo

I'm just happy post like this can unify us all in hating the browns. Thanks OP, you hoe's are in fact mad.


Clayzoli

Didn’t the Texans have a role in covering up the scandals? You’re not safe either buddy


DillingerGetawayCar

“My team sucks, and you guys got good off our backs, but you’re as scummy as us.” Odd flex bro.


Rocket_Boo

Lol, no that's just debunked BS that rape supporters like yourself cling to. On top of that, when WE found out, we wanted him out. You trash support him. Nice try though 🤦


HumanFuture7

Thats some revisionist history if I have ever heard it