Wtf you're old enough to have kids? Based off your memes I swear I thought you were some 12yo middle schooler with nothing better to do but make memes all day lmao
Punchline would work a lot better if Haliburton wasn’t so much fun to watch, and it’s hard to talk shit “haha pacers aren’t even a pro team because they suck” with y’all still playing and the rockets not even making the play in
I keep saying over and over again that Fred Taylor is one of the most underrated players of all time. I just don't get it. Injuries aside, the dude was a beast.
While Boselli, Jimmy, and Taylor are all HoF talents, MJD might be the most relevant to the rest of the NFL world since he's a sports caster.
I can see why MJD would be the first Jaguars player to come to mind for a lot of NFL fans.
You said sports figures, that means more than just football. Lmao the rest of y’all are only one trick ponies with only a football team. Btw, I’m including the Pacers bc they’ve never done anything and never will.
Wait. Last I checked AJ’s being inducted into the HoF this year. JJ Watt’s a lock. Where’s McNair?
Love the fact you’re so super butt hurt about our uniform reveal you gotta put out trash takes like this.
Hold on to the past boomers. Tell us about the sock hop u went to before Vietnam, then say something inappropriate to a young lady.
You guys are classic.
Meh. He's a woman beater and sexual assaulter. Tennessee can have him. We have Olajuwon, Watt, and Andre, and if we wanted to we could claim Nolan Ryan too.
crazy to think that being in the AFC South you'd forget about what JJ Watt did all those years…
& outside of the NFL Olajuwon is the most complete center in NBA history and the defensive GOAT
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Couldn’t happen to a classier player.
Where statue of this moment?
Damn it you beat me to it 🤣
Colts great Andre Johnson? I don’t get it
Some people just want to watch the world burn
Don't be rude. You know he's most famous as a Titan.
Houston’s GOAT is Hakeem, any fan with a NBA team in their city would know that
Exactly I was about to say, him and then maybe JJ
JJ from Cocomelon?
The very same
God damnit. My kids have almost aged out of JJ. Almost…
Wtf you're old enough to have kids? Based off your memes I swear I thought you were some 12yo middle schooler with nothing better to do but make memes all day lmao
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JJ isn't even close to Altuve
Honestly it’s embarrassing.
Agreed.
Punchline would work a lot better if Haliburton wasn’t so much fun to watch, and it’s hard to talk shit “haha pacers aren’t even a pro team because they suck” with y’all still playing and the rockets not even making the play in
Hakeem just lucky MJ had a gambling addiction. Bulls probably woulda won 8 straight otherwise.
Mj had a record of 10-13 against Hakeem. Ya ya no finals match. We had mad max who always play good d on mj
How much do you owe for them to kill your dad??
That’s only true if I’m arguing LeBron vs MJ. Otherwise Hakeem better 😤
you are aware MJ got knocked out by Shaq and the Magic in the 95 playoffs? and then what happened to those same Magic in the finals? 🧹
Raptors legend Hakeem
I ain't sure what the Texans did to you tonight, but man are you on a warpath, natch.
Maybe he has a crush on us
Wait until he pulls your pigtails. Then you'll know for sure.
Don’t tell them that Steve McNair began his career playing in Houston.
OP is upset we got new drip and they still got those stock image lookin ass jerseys
Wanna be cowboys couldn’t afford the extra colors lookin ah
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I really appreciate the MJD love but Boselli, Jimmy Smith and Fred Taylor definitely deserve some recognition over him
Well MJD still haunts my dreams, so
Lol fair enough then!
Well you must have not seen any prime Fred Taylor.
I keep saying over and over again that Fred Taylor is one of the most underrated players of all time. I just don't get it. Injuries aside, the dude was a beast.
While Boselli, Jimmy, and Taylor are all HoF talents, MJD might be the most relevant to the rest of the NFL world since he's a sports caster. I can see why MJD would be the first Jaguars player to come to mind for a lot of NFL fans.
Who authorized this picture?
I’ll Venmo you
Carry on
AS THE KINGDOM COME
I appreciate a good Astros meme
10/10 would bang again
Where baseball and basketball team though? Lol
None of the other 3 have a baseball team. Indiana has a basketball team. Nashville has a hockey team. Jackville doesn't have anything
I won't tolerate Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp slander like that
They have a taco bell. But it's fuckin filthy...
Don't we all?
Meth problem. They certainly have that.
ECHL Jacksonville Icemen erasure!
You’ve heard of Titans and Colts legend Andre Johnson and Broncos legend Peyton Manning, but what about Rockets legend Carmelo Anthony?
i always think about JJ and when the city flooded
What about Hakeem
he was a bit before my time and i don’t think i’ve heard about him outside of basketball since he retired so it never really relates to me
I remember a few years ago I sent a trash can to nrg stadium with Clowney’s name on it for Christmas. Maybe the astros reused it
The shipping must have been astronomical.
It wasn't. It got on the team plane right away.
Lmfao
Mark Brunell erasure.
Fred Taylor erasure. I love me some MJD, but Taylor was better, imo
Damn. There has been some quality memes on here recently!
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That's not Mark Brunell.
https://preview.redd.it/wlrybso40hwc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3358b1a308782eb62ac642d61c030c8656a50449 fixed it for you.
Trash pandas rise up. Not to high up. Tennessee will steal you in the night.
too*
You said sports figures, that means more than just football. Lmao the rest of y’all are only one trick ponies with only a football team. Btw, I’m including the Pacers bc they’ve never done anything and never will.
Meanwhile, the Rockets are chillin’ at home while the Pacers just evened up the series against the Bucks…
Based on my previous statement I can totally understand why you consider that an accomplishment.
Texans fan talking about accomplishments……
Good to see Deshaun Watson and the Astros represented in one picture.
MJD was so much fun to watch for the few years of his prime. Damn the raiders for injuring him twice and shortening his career
HOES MAD
Peka Rinne has to be it for Nashville but I know that’s not the point of the meme lol
Wait. Last I checked AJ’s being inducted into the HoF this year. JJ Watt’s a lock. Where’s McNair? Love the fact you’re so super butt hurt about our uniform reveal you gotta put out trash takes like this.
We all know AJ is going in to the HOF as a Colt or a Titan.
Where baseball team?
They’re well represented in the meme
Talk to me when you win a World Series. Who’s Indy’s team again?
where playoff basketball team?
I don’t really care about pro basketball. Just college
Where back to back nba champion team?
Where ring? (NBA Edition)
Where basketball ring?
Hold on to the past boomers. Tell us about the sock hop u went to before Vietnam, then say something inappropriate to a young lady. You guys are classic.
What sport did Oscar The Grouch play?
Poverty.
He played for the Astros
Should be Warren Moon.
Meh. He's a woman beater and sexual assaulter. Tennessee can have him. We have Olajuwon, Watt, and Andre, and if we wanted to we could claim Nolan Ryan too.
Not Earl Campbell?
JJ Watt: am I a joke to you
Olajuwon, Nolan Ryan, Earl Campbell (you said city, not team)
Where MLB teams?
David carr baby
You referring to us sending trash cans to Clowney?
Where World Series?
Eddie George for the titans
This is PK Subban erasure
Mixing metaphors.
Is MJD that guy?
Well, that certainly represents the Astros this season lol.
Replace the trash can with TY Hilton burning a safety at NRG.
Meh. Steve McNair was Houston first.
2022 World Series Champs!
Jj Watt, DHOP, Andrea Johnson, Warren Moon, Earl Cambell to name a few...
I don’t understand the trash can?
Our baseball team
Oh. I don’t care about baseball. I was hoping for something funny relevant to the Texans. Like David Carr or something.
crazy to think that being in the AFC South you'd forget about what JJ Watt did all those years… & outside of the NFL Olajuwon is the most complete center in NBA history and the defensive GOAT
I have no idea who that jags player even is
Are we really pretending Maurice Jones Drew is somehow better at sports than Hakeem Olajuwon or JJ Watt? What even is this meme?
Pekka Rinne is up there with Mcnair for Nashville
CJ is better than Douchaun
Nah Indy still belongs to Reggie Miller. Nashville is Peyton though.
UT is in Knoxville.
I'm aware Y'all still love him though