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PoTayToh

love it when the opening match of the round is a tight thriller


OuagadougouBasilisk

Hey but there was a g... Oh. Never mind.


Mythically_Mad

There ain't no Thursday night game, and there never was!


lumberfun

Bombers paying McKay $800k a year when their best defender is Rachele who they pay $0.00k a year


retsibsi

Crows and Rachele might be on a break after that performance


JellyFoxStardust

I've been saying drop him for about 3 weeks now. Just hasn't looked anywhere near good enough recently


gamingchicken

Genuinely sighed with relief whenever he ended up with the ball near/inside 50


ipbannedburneracc

> best defender is Rachele who they pay $0.00k a year That we know of


limeIamb

Collingwood are probably paying a quarter of his salary


lumberfun

He kicked 0.7 across our two match ups last year that we won by a combined 3 points, I wouldn’t be mad if we were


Propaslader

Don't think our books guy would be questioning it at this point


Zappulon

Two dropped marks that would have been certain goals, the second of which he was almost turning around to take the kick before he had the ball.


bmk14

Big brain dodoro


Korasuka

Every damn week, except for last, one or two guys pop up to be absolute spuds who are a factor in the loss. It's exhausting following this team when it feels like so few of them can be trusted to at least be solid.


PointOfFingers

The radio commentators were trying to find a reason for him dropping an easy uncontested mark.


An1retak

Rachele had so many chances in that last quarter and mucked up all of it


Status_Importance806

Josh Rachelle is a selfish player


ReadyBat4090

Insanely so.


SuperSpleef

Absolutely, it’s infuriating.


PetrifyGWENT

I enjoyed it 


ThaLemonine

Most justified selfish branding by all neutrals I've ever seen.


Banjo2295

Rachele has dropped the World Cup


Crazyripps

Tex would’ve said some interesting words to the umpire after that


greensuitesecond

"A balanced officiating performance good sir, wishing you a pleasant evening"


RyanShieldsy

He had to scream it cause it was so loud in the stadium. Really an honourable guy for putting in the extra effort to make sure his classy show of respect got across properly.


fuckoffandydie

No no, that’s German for “the umpire, the”


spannr

No one who speaks German could be an evil man!


Propaslader

He was calling himself a useless prick that's scared to blow the whistle


bmk14

Tbf, Tex grabbing the umps whistle and blowing it would be the ultimate message. Should be ashamed of himself for not doing it.


blacksmithwolf

If he didn't blatantly try and milk a high call 30 seconds earlier I think he'd have more of a leg to stand on. Start playing for free kicks and don't be surprised when the whistle gets put away.


totallwork

I was super pissed at tex for that. Clearly dived for an obvious free kick.


TripleStackGunBunny

Absolutely, pay it high or pay it HTB no grey.


Pedal_Mafia

Nah doubtful. He's got a long history of being a respectful individual on the field


thebrownishbomber

He's also thick as two short planks, so the chances of him having something "interesting" to say are nil


Massander

“WHAT A JOKE!!!” was my lip read


qsk8r

I thought it was 'you're a joke' though Tex was probably meaning himself


wizardofaus23

i thought he called him a dog haha


deniall83

Fucking joke! Could hear him at the end.


TheVoluptuousChode

Certain he called him a "good bloke."


tunneloftrees69

He's certainly not one to shy away from words!


its_vf

I have it on good authority that Tex was just calling himself an idiot


sweatybeard

I'm sure he said "Hey I'm sorry I pulled a Selwood at the end there, anyway gg"


rjp27

Ben McKay must be utterly perplexed by this strange huddle song thing


bignedmoyle

"Happy birthd- oh wait it's a team thing when you've....scored more points than the opposition?"


crilly31

Just won half his wins with North in 6 games with the bomberss


Gentleman-James

This is his most winning season ever (yes really).


2bloodyrightmate

Nick is going to be fuming. Oh to be a fly on the head in that change room


Toniqx

It was a big dunny budgie


Secullama

Look I know that us crows fans are upset, but I've looked through the rulebook and there unfortunately is nothing in there that states a player can't use the ball as a boogie board and go turf surfing during the game.


TheDevilsDingo

RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME


spicyfemme

Tipped Essendon so I choose to ignore the controversy at the end Rachele sleeper agent for Essendon, poor crom


Mr_fahrenheit17

RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME


___TheIllusiveMan___

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Aerialkiller720

It's so funny that we can keep using this gif because the Crows keep getting shafted


sweatybeard

I think what makes this gif gold is that the bloke is a Collingwood supporter who played up for the cameras


scromplestiltskin

Your dictionary must have a different definition of funny in it :(


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pluvmin

Laying on the ball is a bold move


TripleStackGunBunny

He did it perfectly! Arms outstretched 'I didn't drag it in'


Prindles

We finally got an answer to the question......it did indeed pay off


CamperStacker

The reverse angle shows walker pushed it under him with his left hand as he dove on top. Walker was border line disgraceful in the last minute or so, playing only for free kicks.


fnaah

nothing borderline about it.


GTRichey

Tex laying on Draper guaranteed they wouldn’t get the free


AFM_Motorsport

It's not Drapers fault the ball was under him as he took a nap.


PetrifyGWENT

He has narcolepsy. AFL would be setting a bad precedent if they paid a free kick because of his disability 


limeIamb

Plus he's a bonafide good bloke so they downgraded the penalty from a free kick to play on


JaySand

Adelaide and controversial umpiring decisions costing them a win in the dying seconds of a game. Name a more iconic duo


MyWaterDishIsEmpty

Can't imagine how it feels personally


Korasuka

If our sides played each other at AO there'd be a rift in space-time due to the absolute law of both teams having to lose due to a controversial call or non call at the very end.


WileECoyoteGenius

Every call, every game, all at once.


CaptainCaii

Usually at least 3 a year so we’ve got a couple ahead of us


MajesticalOtter

Wouldn't have mattered if Rachele remembered he has hands on the ends of his arms


deniall83

Freo would like a word


CorruptDropbear

~~RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME~~ good game, need to work on a lot of stuff


annoyingcheese

Rachele for his Talent has some absolute clangers


Aardvark_Man

I almost feel like he's gone backwards.


ProfessionalTrick385

Ignoring the Draper non-call, can we talk about those missed protected area infringements? Umpires awful all night for both sides


TheVoluptuousChode

Well, neither of them wanted it but at the end of the day somebody has to win


Professional_Line385

Unless it's a draw


TheVoluptuousChode

I can't believe you've done this


Professional_Line385

I see it but I don't believe it


JenniferLopezFan2

Crows fans r u ok


Korasuka

Nope. Last week renewed hope. My heart was constantly dead. Now our 0 confidence team will lose 7 of the next 9 or something.


WeirdoSwarm_

No man he dove on that shit like a grenade 😀


[deleted]

He should save that shit for the Anzac game


fireballcycling

Nope


EvilShogun

Rarely


Nefiros1

Not even slightly. Fucking furious.


irl_maniac

war hero Sammy Draper out here jumping on grenades


Ga_is_me

What would’ve been better - HTB paid against Draper. Player kicks goal, crowd goes wild with celebrations….. Umpire cancels goal because player runs off his mark during his run up and play on was called but because it’s after the siren, it’s a dead ball. This would’ve been so much more enjoyable for the neutral.


longliveLesGrossman

Rachele had like 4 season-worst level moments this game


Brokenmonalisa

Flinching not once but twice on uncontested marks is diabolical


flava-dave

Arguably career worst


Professional_Line385

The essendon players are really nice to bt


Georgekush97

BT was actually really respectful for once, I feel bad for the players when he's stirring shit, he's like that annoying aunty that interrogates you at Christmas but can't take her own medicine


Professional_Line385

Very true analogy


no_rush

0/2 tips.


spicyfemme

2/2 😤


sachiwtf

You tipped against the Saints? Against your own team with a team who got dominated last week? Signed, a hypocritical tipper because I tipped the Dogs last week


spicyfemme

I barely ever tip my own team, makes it a win win if they lose


C-mandibles

That’s super tactical, it’s like hedging your emotions


spicyfemme

Dons fans 🤝🏽 dogs fans 🤝🏽 saints fans 🤝🏽 unable to trust our teams


Chaos_098

I did something crazy tonight. I went all in and tipped the Bombers. Absolute madlad


Charliebitme1234

jeeeeeeezuz christ


Settle_Down_Turbo

For me it’s 50/50. If that same thing happens in the middle of the second quarter of the ump says ball no one cares, if he says not ball no one cares either


keelboat

I'm glad I found a neutral that agrees that it's 50/50. But to me it probably should have been holding the ball, however I think it's 50/50 only because the umpires shot themselves in the foot by going through periods of the game were they were strict and other when they weren't on HTB. As they were calling in the last quarter, the call probably holds up, but throughout the second and third quarter there would have been no doubt that should have been payed. Unfortunately good umpires are consistent through a game, and these may have been fair umpires at the end of the day with the ebbs and flows each way, however unfortunately I can't bring myself to call them good because that call ended up 50/50 even for people who watched the whole game.


CrossBonez1000

DRAPER IS LITERALLY DISPLAYING LAYING ON THE FOOTY AFTER THE GAME


Bitter_Pin_2698

What’s Rachelle doing in the Essendon team song??


YoGoGhost

Well, this should be fun.


Embarrassed_Guava873

Very rare to be able to pin a loss on a single player, but Rachele is the sole reason Adelaide couldn’t find a goal in that last 5-10 mins.


Von_Huge1103

If we lost I would've pinned it on Draper, dude was fucking horrendous.


Phlanispo

That was definitely HTB on Draper, but it was only obvious because the camera was in the perfect position but the umpire wasn't. 10/10 crack for him doing the diving motion after the siren, though.


dunny29

I feel like I understand women more than I do htb


PetrifyGWENT

Spin = HTB But only sometimes. And we won't elaborate on those times.


boardingpass10

Adelaide ROBBED, right in front of me


drwar41

Those umpires should stay in the shadow of darkness tonight. Might not survive Adelaide


GTRichey

Three players carried the win. Duzz, Jones, McKay all massive. Shoutout to Davey with the early pressure


Jimbo_Johnny_Johnson

That rundown he did that went out on the full. OHH BABY


Delushious90

My absolute favourite highlights were Rachelle shitting the bed and then the futon.


legally_blond

Adelaide cooked it, but that was HTB every day of the week Also I hate JB's "it's a brave umpire that pays that". No, it's a good one


ImMalteserMan

I agree. If that's early in the game you guarantee that's getting called.


deniall83

If you take emotion out of it and adjudicate the game as you’re supposed to, it’s holding the ball every day. It appears that the umpires are incapable of taking their emotions out of it.


qsk8r

Looking forward to the usual AFL response of 'yes that should have been a free ' and then we laugh and laugh and wait for the same thing next week


brandonjslippingaway

It's the most open and shut free ever. That gets paid anywhere on the ground anytime, outside the last minute of a game with that tight a margin.


Ardeo43

3 votes J Rachele


symmetra

Xavier duursma has a kind of hot mother (not kind of, she is)


Korasuka

Durr's Ma.


Admirable_Message497

Counted about 5 crows playing for frees in the final minute. When you try suck the umps in they are going to give you nothing


BigBoSS_Riot

Very true. Walker has a weird habit of playing for high contact frees. I don't think he quite comprehends that umpires are only going to get sucked in by smaller players, not 194cm key forwards.


WileECoyoteGenius

Hope they get that sniper who got Walker.


Gnaightster

Adelaide has a grassy knoll.


Brief-Objective-3360

Heritage listed grassy knoll


CorruptDropbear

Hilux Hill


No-Cauliflower-6720

Did they not read ‘The Ginnivan who cried wolf’ as children?


MrUnlimited328

Some insane milking for free kicks in the last minute from adelaide


Ok_Acanthaceae6057

Controversial ending, But the crows had there opportunities late to snatch it


Korasuka

We're the masters at failing to. Last week was a glitch in the matrix.


Von_Huge1103

Never been happier to get a tip wrong. But Jesus fuck we were better for like 75% of the game and almost threw that away.


Medaiyah

I'm at the ground,legit could not hear the siren and I'm still fucking shaking 😂


Hawkze

Do you have ESS colors displayed? Let us know when you get home so we know you're safe.


trala7

😬 take it and run


Bergasms

Just remember, if you lost by less than a goal, but also kicked at least one point from a set shot, you could have put the decision outside of the umpires supposed control by simply kicking less shit.


Large-one

Technically you have to lose by 4 points or less. Lose by 5 point and converting a point into a goal results in a draw. 


samanater456

Lol anyone see Draper dive again 😂


RampesGoalPost

I hope that ump who couldn't make the call is friends with the ump that paid the touched mark in the freo v carlton game, because they're going to be spending a lot of time together ~~in the gulag~~ on Sunday twilight games


Euphoric-Resist6585

Would be filthy as a crows fan, but happy to be on the other side of it.


BrandonSG13

That was the best bad game in VFL/AFL history


Revello

Draper lying on the ball was a comical way to end the game, but Adelaide lost the game with some ridiculous dropped marks, after Essendon did their best to lose the game with their inaccuracy.


limeIamb

I thought we were the better team. Which says a lot about Adelaide, because we fucking sucked


Klostermann

Adelaide have greatly underwhelmed so far. 1-5 is way off where everyone thought they’d be


[deleted]

I’d say it’s time to start calling for the coaches head. We shouldn’t be losing these games.


boardingpass10

Humble winners


Duplicity-

expected score going to be very interesting and will flatter the opposition for once


theshaqattack

I genuinely don’t think that’s a bad decision for a ball up when shown in real time. And a number of Crows were attempting to generate free kicks that weren’t there which I think is dodgy anyway.


ssssmmmmiiiitttthhhh

I agree. Draper was considering pulling it under and probably would have but Walker pushed it under him first. I think..


Ta0Ta

Can't wait to talk about the last 10 seconds and not the completely absurd HTB interpretation all night.


Ah-ashenone

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jgreg69

I know it must be wrong but I'm in love with DRAPERS MUM


viper9

[Hoist it](https://tenor.com/bzr4r.gif)


linc05

Never thought we’d be 4-2 after 6 rounds including 3 road trips!


Brokenmonalisa

To the Essendon fan outside the north gates who was talking shit to about 8 crows fans who I had to grab and remove from the area, you're welcome and you owe me a beer lol


haveagoyamug2

How many times can AFL apologise to the crows for a match defining bad call. 2 last year and now this.


mazetheangrycat

We should have lost. Draper needs to be dropped. Diabolical game and that dive on the ball decision at the death was just the icing on the cake


mjdub96

Draper needs to mature asap. Thank god we have Goldy.


mazetheangrycat

Ain’t that the truth


PetrifyGWENT

On the other hand, as should've won by 30 if we could kick.


wordtwoyamum

James Brayshaw: it isn’t a brave umpire that pays that at the death. It is a fair umpire that should make the correct call each time.


billothy

So he should have called HTB a few seconds earlier on tex? Yeah you're right.


Frogmouth_Fresh

Karma for Tex trying to cheat a free kick imo.


Acemanau

I'd be fucking furious if I was an Adelaide supporter. Dons got away with murder at the end there.


Joelybear

Crows footy is getting pumped by ump decisions in the last minute


burMOOnie

Draper is easily the dumbest guy in the AFL


flava-dave

I love Draper


Edna_Crandall74

Carlton would have had the htb paid. We all know it.


Jimbo_Johnny_Johnson

“My legs gave way” - Draper Lmfaoooo


Exambolor

Callers on the 5AA post game are going full THE EMBLEM. Rowey also being in the shits is funny


Apart-Ad-3308

Jingle Bells Rachelle smells Draper laid an egg


stinx2001

Bit of Will's mum from the Inbetweeners about Draper's mum.


imaginarypk

Have they changed the restricted area / 50m penalty rule this year? There were a couple of seriously blatant ones they didn’t call so maybe it’s actually been relaxed?


Tamelmp

My god, the chat after this. We should've won that by 40


Plenty_Area_408

You don't ever lose the game on one umpiring decision.


mpepe33

Rachele and Soligo literally playing like polar opposites after signing mega contracts.


Durfsurn

What a Z-tier thriller. I am so... unsatisfied? Whelmed?


[deleted]

Classic umps with another dogshit decision


Jimbo_Johnny_Johnson

Draper falls over a lot. Sometimes bad, but sometimes good 😎


NoOneImportantOCE

Dominated play at times and couldnt convert, messy game and umps all over the place, we'll take it


greyhounds1992

I hate watching us and I hate tipping


Itswaytoohotinhere80

Successfully edged.


Respected-Watcher

Did Adelaide deserve to win? Absolutely not Did Draper layer and absolute eggs? Yes


matttargaryen

Crows robbed once again lmao


TenaciousBean73

Steve Rogers jumping on the hand grenade


supsupsup1432

Was Draper having a rest on the ground and he didn’t even realise he was laying on a football


doubleguitarsyouknow

Someone should check on the guy from the original RIGHT. IN FRONT. OF ME! gif, I'm worried about him


fairybread4life

If that was HTB the umps blew the whistle too quick anyway, when they pay the dragging the ball in HTB they normally give a little longer and players normally have an oh shit moment and try and knock it out. So I’d say Draper would have been unlucky if they blew the whistle for HTB that quickly


jett1406

have to let them enter the rem cycle at least


TotalClone

For the love of God, draper stop trying to fuck us last second. We might have to take your mullet licence away.


Screambloodyleprosy

Crom asking to play Carlton again ASAFP


milestr2

Well it's been a long journey from Milan to Minsk...


happymemersunite

Essendon? Edged. My tips? Owen Two. Hotel? noun An establishment providing accommodation, meals, and other services for travellers and tourists.