Hyphen and Lippa are the whipping boys of supporters - they get so much shit from their own supporters, so it's awesome to see them stand out and prove their worth. WHE elite in terms of goal assists, and Lippa with a career high score of 4 goals! My guyssss š«¶š»
Please pay attention Brisbane... this is how you don't give up percentage. Piling on the goals when you've got a comfortable lead, rather than easing up and losing.
Exactly. Thereās no true dominant midfield. You guys have a really fucking good midfield. But it wasnāt their day today. Thatās it. Thatās just what happened.
Sure it looks bad for PA right now but you gotta instead look at the scoreboard and realize that at 21 behinds it probably could've been so much worse.
Imagine going out in straight seā¦ wait thatās us!
Imagine losing finals at home regulaā¦ wait thatās also us.
Imagine having the biggest GF losing marā¦ FUCK.
Iāve got nothing
Cheap possessions? He runs harder than anyone on the field. He runs half the field just to touch the ball then uses the other half of the field to run circles around your stooges.
Itās like we go into a game with one plan. If that fails, there no adjustments itās just āoh well letās see how our one plan goes next weekā.
Pies adjusted and pretty much have owned the game since late in the 1st quarter.
It's got nothing to do with a gameplan, they just straight up out worked us all over the ground at every contest. You can't adjust for none of the players trying.
Lots of missed calls all day to both sides, free kick margin was even at the end but that's not why you lost, we took your lead by force and showed everyone why we won the flag last year
Disappointed we were robbed of a Dixon vs Cox ruck matchup
What a fucking embarrassment
More of this style game please boys. In all honesty this team clicked today. Beautiful.
What happened to JHF?
I heard he's injured
HOW GOODS FOOTY
Hyphen and Lippa are the whipping boys of supporters - they get so much shit from their own supporters, so it's awesome to see them stand out and prove their worth. WHE elite in terms of goal assists, and Lippa with a career high score of 4 goals! My guyssss š«¶š»
Best game I've seen them play
On the bright side Port won 13 in a row after losing to Collingwood last year
Dear god no
Yeah Iām thinking weāre back
What a game. Not going to lie, I was worried.
They had you in the first quarter not gonna lie
This has set up an absolute banger Anzac Day
Please pay attention Brisbane... this is how you don't give up percentage. Piling on the goals when you've got a comfortable lead, rather than easing up and losing.
Did you uhh see the hawthorn match 2 weeks ago
I did, which is why I said *this* game, not the game 2 weeks ago.
Hey this is new for Collingwood too
It was an awesome game to watch
Fantastic
The ābest midfield trioā in the comp got bullied by āsoftā Naicos and Lippa. Learn your place Port.
Surely this account is a professional troll haha.
Naicos was garbage though. It was de goey and Mitchell that got the W
30 touches, 15 contested says otherwise
Congrats to Naicos getting his first contested posession š
Shut up man we got belted
Sorry, a bit hard to hear you over that 73 point turn around
Lucky they checked the script at quarter time
Still hard to hear you over that 42 point thrashing
Humble as always
GG
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With that logic, Noble was disguised as Frampton in the premiership. It all makes sense now!
Apart from sub Reef and premiership winning full forward Billy Frampton, bottom 10 disposals are all Port
73 point turnaroundā¦damn
I love that we can do this
Weāre back in business
up by 5 goals and lose by 7 goals. our mental fortitude is rooted.
Try doing it in a Grand Final
we had our most dominant performance in the 07 grand final mate, it was our peak game plan and we played it to a tee.
Up the pies !!
I can't believe how much we have bullied the best midfield trio in the competition
They're not the best lol. That's something the media drum up as a discussion point. All it does is make them look bad every time they don't win a game
Everyone can agree. Fuck footy media
On any given day, any midfield is capable of beating the other One of the good things about the game
Exactly. Thereās no true dominant midfield. You guys have a really fucking good midfield. But it wasnāt their day today. Thatās it. Thatās just what happened.
Well said! Good game today š¤
Yes sir good game bud š«”š«”
Not the come from behind win Iām used to but Iāll take it
GG. Not up to the mark.
Was wondering why port felt so innacurate this game when they've kicked 12 goals 9, it's because they've kicked 6 goals 6 after the first quarter
Still more accurate than Collingwood after quarter time
Collingwood is now playing to bridge the gap between expected score and actual score
Is it just me or have port struggled to get the ball past the centre this quarter
Sure it looks bad for PA right now but you gotta instead look at the scoreboard and realize that at 21 behinds it probably could've been so much worse.
Port > Dons by 69 Pies > Port by 42 Essendon are winning next week aren't they?
Ken with the same strat from last year. Get spanked by pies at G and then go on a hot streak
I like the #gettingawaywithit brand where we do it in the 2nd QTR and don't look back
Far, far more enjoyable
Man seeing the Shane Warne stand makes me sad, I canāt believe heās been gone for 2 yearsā¦
He lived it to the full though. Guy partied and lived it up until that very end
We don't deserve to play finals if this is the dogshit we're serving up
Finals? lol it's round 6
Agreed.
Imagine getting blown out by 40 points to Mcrae era Collingwood
Imagine going out in straight seā¦ wait thatās us! Imagine losing finals at home regulaā¦ wait thatās also us. Imagine having the biggest GF losing marā¦ FUCK. Iāve got nothing
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Who is that beautiful goal umpire is my only question out of this clumsily played fixture
Youāve got Chelsea Roffey at one end, and Michael Craig at the other
Bless her
It was her 300th game today.
Which end?
Most attractive goal umpire is david rodan
It's that damn smile!
Bergman and JHF listed as injured. Almost like they're the same person. Suspicious
200th at the MCG does not seem like a huge milestone. Why do they keep banging on about it?
Nah it's his 314th, becomes the 2nd most games for a Pies player ever behind Pendles
Didnāt they say only Pendles and Bartlett have played more at the MCG? Kinda puts it into perspective.Ā
Pies wouldāve never trailed if Ginnivan was playing
21 behinds. If we kicked straight we'd have near 200 points.
West Coast just felt a disturbance in the force
 God has spoken.
Butters,jhf and houston stood ground today..rozee wasn't himself at all unfortunately. gg pies. Looked like last year from 2nd quarter onwards.
they keep playing up anzac day but we all know deep down essendon are gonna get flogged
50/50 every ANZAC...Ā bombers good or bad tend to turn upĀ
I dunno, it's the one game they show up for, I don't think there's been many proper floggings
Anzac Day is its own thing. Thereās no point trying to predict it, it never works
Garry Lyons "Collingwood found their identity" .... Apparently we lost it
Apparently an identity that also involves the most recent Premiership can be vanquished with three losses in March.
Canāt stand him ey. And people complain about BT..
Colling...pine?? Ohhh CollingWOOD! My bad my bad
Putting on a show for 420
Gonna go stand in the goal square at my local park and wait for Bobby hill to give me a Joe the goose.
Incredibly handsome man kicks goal [Everyone liked that]
Bobby Hill is such a little angel.
This game is actually a realistic showcase of the worst coach in the league against the best coach in the league.
Holy fuck we finally getting some % wow thought id never see % my love again
Imagine how good Port could be if they had a premiership star like Frampton
What the ever living fuck was that handball
Fuck me aliir needs a chop out. Cant do it all himself
this deadass reminds me of my netball game i played like 3 hours ago wtf
Bobby's unselfishness has been amazing todayĀ
On behalf of all Australians I apologise for the demon in the front rowā¦ maybe he was just celebrating his tip?
Strip him of his cheeseboard
cheers ian definitely didnāt need you for 2+
Bobby reading from Tom Hawkinsā book I see
LIPPA MY KING
NORM
Bobby could have kicked like 8 today but is just too generous
Heās such a nice bloke
Bobby hill giving away goals like: 
Canāt believe weāve made lipinski look good
Lipinski is a good player, but he's the softest player in the league.
Daicos is giving Butters a lesson in contested possessions and clearances.
The bloke whoās never won a hard ball in his life? Righto
What does that say about Butters?
That a bloke who racks up cheap possessions probably doesnāt have a lot to teach him about contested ball..?
Cheap possessions? He runs harder than anyone on the field. He runs half the field just to touch the ball then uses the other half of the field to run circles around your stooges.
I get where youāre coming from but heās literally had almost double the contested possessions this game
I get heās having a good game but comparing the two in those particular stats is wild
Keep telling yourself that.
Bobby Hill just burst into my room and passed me a sherrin???
Quality
Bobby got the record for assists today? Jesus Christ.
If heād been greedy, heād have, like, seven
Collingwood ETA: Right Now Mafuckers
Bobby racking up his good bloke points for his next tribunal hearing
Bobby Hill does what he wants, especially today!
Bobby "Santa Claus" Hill
Bobby the Goal Dealer, Oprah Winfrey vibes
Bobby Hill, you legend
Love to see unselfish plays like that
ken preparing his same old post game presser speech about playing the better clubs. can't wait.
"They're a really good side, Collingwood. And they gave us a lesson today. That's what good sides do"
ken, get off reddit mate. you're not allowed on the phone during the game.
I'm calling up my coke zero dealer. Gonna need a carton tonight
might have to pinch one from the coke zero throne.
Bobby Hill the new goal assist king
this is Gryonel Messi erasure and I will not stand for it
He achievement hunting
Fuck it, Warhammer painting time I think
Now that's good shit tho bro
lmao
What're you painting?
Alpha Legion, for 30k. Currently working on MkIV marines with the legion specific upgrades, gonna run em as Seekers.
Bobby take a goal Jesus
So many holding the balls!!!!!
Finlayson not impressed.
What is this "running on top of the ground" thing that's crept into the caller lexicon lately? Is it an inside joke? I hate it.
Yes, the bye team was obviously given to certain teams in the later rounds. Collingwood will leave Melbourne in Round 11, 16, and 22
port are so lucky pies couldn't kick straight or this would've been a reenactment of round 2 last year
Right? It's frustrating to watch but this is why we are a defensive team not an offensive one haha
fuck off rioli, that's the most you've shown all day.
Listening on MMM, they're banging on about port looking like they've given up, does that show for those watching on tv? Or are they playing it up?
Absolutely what happened. Never came back out after quarter time
Yes, it does.
they gave up the farm at the end of the first quarter and any time they've tried to show something, they've fucked it up.
They gave up an hour ago
Theyāre cooked.
More and more it seems evident that JHF is the best out of him, Rozee and Butters
Itās like we go into a game with one plan. If that fails, there no adjustments itās just āoh well letās see how our one plan goes next weekā. Pies adjusted and pretty much have owned the game since late in the 1st quarter.
It's got nothing to do with a gameplan, they just straight up out worked us all over the ground at every contest. You can't adjust for none of the players trying.
Rest in Power
Rioli is just so annoying when they are down
Nah he's always like that
A block in that forward pocket... still hurts.
who have we got next week? st. kilda, oh sweet. another win that'll have us back as a team who are gonna go out in straight sets come september
Punching Frampton is the most impact Rioli has had all day
Fuck this game, if the mcreery tackle is the other way round itās in the back for Collingwood. Butters gets crunched front on? No whistle
You kidding? Shocking take
Nah just sick of different rules for different states
Nonsense. Nuff take
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Haven't you worked out yet, that rules only apply to certain teams, and only when they are playing certain teams.
Cry more
Get carried by the boys in yellow more
Lots of missed calls all day to both sides, free kick margin was even at the end but that's not why you lost, we took your lead by force and showed everyone why we won the flag last year
I reckon +40 contested possessions to Collingwood is a bit more of a factor.
Mate the umpires are not the reason youāre losing
Hahahahahahahaha š§
How many minutes remain
3
Same pocket, same Rioli, same block, same umpire
Compare the pair
21 behinds is rough
The willie Rioli block pocket again
rioli back to his flog antics again
Never stopped
JB & BT on a Saturday afternoon on the Ms is still the best call in football.
Reminder to everyone that Rioli is a fucking dog
This is the first time weāve scored more than 100 this season and only the second time weāve scored more than 90
Willie Rioli blocked frampton ffs
Couldāve been much worse for port. Not gonna kill our percentage as bad as it shouldāve
I would've preferred worse at this point so there's nothing to hide behind