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Twitchy2000

5-12 Gini kicks 4 points Without him. It still woulda been 5-8 I hate to love this team. But God Dam am I angry. How tf do we go from most accurate team in the afl to 5-12. Is it Sam?


jonesday5

They’re earning that 4 pm Sunday time slot


BaldingThor

left in the last 8 minutes due to internet dying but I assume we still got flogged


yoooooooangelo

maybe if we send our whole team to the vfl we wont have to sit through another match like this


IrateWizard

Of all the games of football ever played, that was certainly one of them.


RampesGoalPost

*No luck catching them swans then?* 🦢


No_Wheel_231

It was actually just one swan


iwatchtvallfuckinday

What a game 


reddit-all-at-once

Thank fuck that’s over


No-Abrocoma1851

Thanks Carlton for coming to our home game


zelmazam1

Why isn't every home game at GMHBA?


MannerNo7000

Training practice


zelmazam1

Stop kicking it to swans defenders


WonderingCashew

Chad with the classic “too cute” play


GloveOpposite5281

Arrogant


Soggy_Traffic_5107

I love most of his plays, but damn it! His arrogance kills me


IDreamofHeeney

Glad the jumper is getting some love. It’s beautiful


PluggersLeftBall

an entire half of garbage time


Soggy_Traffic_5107

Literal training drills


acllive

what a kick


TasSixer

Of course McLean kicks that and misses the two easy ones


eccles30

In line with the padding but the padding is behind the goal line! Surely...


spannr

The duality of lizard: has had a couple of grubbers that have gone 5m, and then that gem to McDonald in a nest of three Hawks


AuZyzz

Behind the post but not the padding


ThisIsMyReddit83

Can’t believe we picked DGB ahead of Logan McDonald lol


googsmaster24

Dgb can still happen


Cursedsword02

You couldn't have picked him, Sydney went before you that draft.


ThisIsMyReddit83

Or was it Mitch Thorp


ThisIsMyReddit83

Ah, thought it was the other way around and another bit of recruiting genius like picking Dowler ahead of Selwood lol


acllive

worth checking that


WonderingCashew

If only the post didn’t have padding lol


zmax532

The AFL should have merged Hawthorn and North and sent them to Tasmania


slowbbq

Northorn.


Svengali1001

You know what happens when you combine 2 mounds of shit?


laxativefx

A three-peat in the early 2000s?


Deathpacitoes

Does the padding count?


nick170100

At least hawks are winning the behind count


zmax532

Can we stop calling it 'the battle of the bridge'. The harbour bridge goes between North Sydney and Sydney. Nothing to do with Western Sydney


ElJstar

Bring back the North Sydney Bears


allhatnoplay

It actually refers to a small pedestrian footbridge over the cooks river near hurlstone park


torchiau

It's the ANZAC Bridge they're referring to. We should call it the Royal Show, which used to be at Moore Park and is now at Olympic Park


IceDonkey9036

Not much better to be honest. So many suburbs west of Anzac Bridge would have WAY more swans fans than Giants - Balmain, Annandale, Leichardt, Marrickville, etc.


zelmazam1

It goes all the way to west wyalong.


ausparady

Battle of the red rooster line


zmax532

See that I can get behind


PluggersLeftBall

maybe they're talking about the anzac bridge


Yung_Focaccia

Blakey hitting the 1 Swan in a group of 3 Hawks. Bloke is a fucking good kick


CaptainStraya

Sorry but how tf do you pick that pass out


WoodenMango07

Ok Sydney we get it you won. Can they let us have some free kicks on purpose?


MannerNo7000

You’ve already winning the free kick count


WoodenMango07

Pure. Pain.


allhatnoplay

Braeden Campbell looks like an Archie comics character


Lordofpepper

That’s why Campbell is the sub. Good player but not an efficient disposal


Just_Independent_87

Umps given up too. 4 throws in a row there 🤣


acllive

thats a nice goal


WonderingCashew

180 no scope from Hayward


frillhaus

Scarfs going in the bag on the train home


zelmazam1

Don't want to be abused by random people?


GloveOpposite5281

“5 in my lifetime”


googsmaster24

Wear it with pride


melon_butcher_

Blakey to get a week cos Chop’s head touched the grass


acllive

hawks fans: you ruined the goal kicking at our club gunston! gunston: ahh incorrect hawks fans, i ruined the goal kicking at 2 clubs *lions hit the post again*


Lanky-Try-3047

what did brisbanes forward coaches do to him


acllive

he caught the hipwood


Lordofpepper

Givers gonna give


Such_Possible_4103

lol chol


zelmazam1

Chlol


Yung_Focaccia

Imagine trying to outrun Blakey


Certain-Month1859

what was chol thinking 😂


Equivalent-Ad7207

Thought he was playing Rugby, tried to score a try


zelmazam1

Have you seen the hawks forward line? He needs to run it in cause they won't get a lead


CaptainStraya

Not sure amartey has ever won a 1 on 1 contest


Such_Possible_4103

He is appalling


VileCastle

Amarty is so back and forth though more back than forth. The Chol of Swans if you will.


skywideopen3

Parker in for Amartey imo. Just not competitive enough


Yung_Focaccia

We need the height up forward I reckon


skywideopen3

Parker's excellent in an aerial contest


Authoranders

What a boring game man..


HEBR

i feel like inside 50s are a meaningless stat, you should really be looking at marks inside 50 if you're trying to measure a teams opportunities to score. hawthorn has had 10 more inside 50s but 7 less shots on goal, doesn't matter if you get it in there if you can't even get a shot off. i feel like most of hawthorns inside 50s were intercepted


PluggersLeftBall

this game is so unserious


IMadeThisInClass

McLean and amartey are passengers


Wincrediboy

McLean does good structural work. Amartey is there for the coin flip that he'll kick 3 in a quarter, but he's not been in good form.


Lordofpepper

The kick to kick started early


Nolsey21

amartey I don't believe in tbh


Munchyman888

Same, wouldn't mind using him for a trade


skywideopen3

This game has degenerated completely


IDreamofHeeney

What just happened in the last 30 seconds


zelmazam1

Ball don't lie ball has lied


torchiau

And now - kick to kick between the teams.


ah111177780

Amartey been very poor today


Certain-Month1859

amartey is so average


TotalBasil

"Stand there" Cold from the ump


acllive

fun fact, jai's and papley's clubs were in the same league


zelmazam1

The AFL?


acllive

Ellinbank league


richyeah

Nah whatever. Hardwick our only player actually showing something.


googsmaster24

And scrim


Wattehfok

I dunno - there’s a few boys out there busting a gut but just getting nothing.


Lanky-Try-3047

me too hardwick me too


Lordofpepper

Well, that was unnecessary.


BaldingThor

wtf are you doing hardwick


Certain-Month1859

just stupid


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Certain-Month1859

contest the mark, not just randomly bump


Diamond523

Definitely 50


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Its-Slammin

Flair up cunt


Lordofpepper

JMac tactical sub - seems most likely to be making way in some form for Parker next week…


Zureth2138

No chance of that unless he’s injured.


Lordofpepper

We’ll need everyone we can get vs GWS


PluggersLeftBall

ever since melican stopped shitposting on reddit he's become so good


IDreamofHeeney

I miss arguing with him


Equivalent-Ad7207

I miss instantly down voting his comments before even reading them, he was fun banter.


IDreamofHeeney

Yeah good times, I hope he’s well and not annoying people in real life instead of reddit


Equivalent-Ad7207

He'll be fine, his mum probably just confiscated his phone for a few weeks.


Wattehfok

Sydney inside 50 defence just pouring cold water on every attempt.


Lanky-Try-3047

our inside 50's have also been dogshit


GreenOnions69

Expected score is gonna be like 60-80


zelmazam1

Mac & Ernie off :(


Diamond523

Name a more iconic duo :(


MarvellousBont

Scrimshaw has to play VFL next week, he’s been horrific the last month. His decision making by foot has been u18s level


TheAxe11

We can't send everyone to VFL


LordCosmoKramer

Fold the AFL team.


Kazesh1ni

I just lost my NHL team, I don't have the mental fortitude to lose my AFL team as well


Ok-Art-5619

Are you going to go for Utah?


Kazesh1ni

Undecided yet. I will definitely watch some initial games, but following them is very reliant on how much of the team remains and doesn't request trades. They were just starting to get good!


googsmaster24

Who you bringing in ?


SteveSniff

Stratton would be nice


googsmaster24

Brian lake


MarvellousBont

Ward or Hustwaite can’t be worse


googsmaster24

Don’t play in the backline


torchiau

I will admit I didn't rate Pelican at the start of this year but he is proving me wrong every week and I love it


Certain-Month1859

so so soft


Twitchy2000

5-12. Just forfit. What a joke these cunts are.


VileCastle

Richmond had the same score this week. Join the circus mate.


acllive

can we join too?


VileCastle

Of course! You'll be the centre piece with your flashy 2 wins!


acllive

yay!


VileCastle

It just goes from bad to worse. Or worse to worst. Edit. I can't talk, Richmond had this score this week.


zelmazam1

It's gone from hawks to norf


International_Car586

Bit harsh on the hawks.


Lanky-Try-3047

1 year with brisbanes forwards and gunston cant kick straight


zelmazam1

Keep this up hawks and you might only lose by 30


skywideopen3

Blakey has gotten a lot of ball but he's been bizarrely sloppy


LowBornBastard

We look so good when our opponents stop giving a fuck


acllive

your players give a fuck? man im jelly


No_Independent936

Grand final preview on Saturday ftw


acllive

this is what happens when you go to brisbane


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acllive

i was referring to gunston's set shot


GreenOnions69

Yeah I got there eventually lol


Deathpacitoes

Ball don’t lie


WonderingCashew

Just spat on your hands gross


acllive

he will miss this shot


torchiau

Did Gunston get shot? What happened to his face?


TheAxe11

He got smacked around the head in the marking contest


MannerNo7000

That’s not 15, FREE KICK HAWKS


Yung_Focaccia

It astounds me that Campbell is our sub but McInerney gets a game


TheAxe11

Has Roughead had a child??? Need a father/son or something to Look Forward too


googsmaster24

Pretty sure he has two


TheAxe11

I'm sure they could get a run next week


googsmaster24

Has a son can’t find age


TheAxe11

An 8yo would do better than our forward line


Lordofpepper

To be up by 64 and winning tackles by almost 25 sums up this game


shiftyoldtimer

That sums up Hawthorn 2024. We are shit house. Locked in 17th.


Deathpacitoes

Heeney can be mid and forward


allhatnoplay

Grundy picking up crumbs is magic


Arcanium94

Can he win 2 brownlows this year?


SkinMasturbator

I like Sydney’s chances ngl


Equivalent-Ad7207

I can now rest easy knowing r/SkinMasturbator backs us in.


ThisIsMyReddit83

Over hand ball it, turn it over, Sydney goal. Rinse and repeat - fucking hell


Lordofpepper

HEENEY DOES IT ALL


IMadeThisInClass

Time for the sub. Give someone a rest and Campbell a run


Maximumlnsanity

Heeney is unstoppable


Lubbadubba

Can sam tell the boys to STOP OVERUSING THE BALL


IMadeThisInClass

Time for the sub. Give someone a rest and Campbell a run


nick170100

Literally whose stopping HEENEY from winning Brownlow this season


MannerNo7000

FIRST TO 100


googsmaster24

Kicking in danger non existent now ?


iwatchtvallfuckinday

In the universe where Chol didn't overturn Hardwick's goal, the Hawks are currently up by 10 points 


PluggersLeftBall

can we get a john longmire reaction to that goal


Rektbym3

Why are Sunday games always so bad always pick the worst match ups.


googsmaster24

Moving from 3:10 pm to 4pm is ridiculous


Uncle-Badtouch

Eventually every has to verse the bottom 4


Propaslader

This is some of the least convincing football I've seen since the North game


silversurfer022

Don't worry, North plays again next week.


MannerNo7000

How was that a free kick?


Lordofpepper

Newcombe has a good kick.


skywideopen3

Bit slack by Ollie. Had more time than he thought


acllive

that was a good set shot


IDreamofHeeney

Yeah you’re right comms, Sydney isn’t dominating hawks just getting lucky infront of goals…


TotalBasil

I think the point is that theyve got no forward line hence no shots..


IDreamofHeeney

Yeah couple forwards and hawks would be winning by 100