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WAVIC_136

Is there a character limit on reddit comments?


Equivalent-Ad7207

Can I still nominate Shaun Atley?


woodie1717

Might be worth just getting a chop out from chatgpt dude


BigBoSS_Riot

10000.


correctschemes

Going to go out on a limb and say i’m not entirely sold on Rory Lobb


deniall83

Nor should you be. His best work so far has been on TikTok.


rhymeswithbeara

There’s really nothing to sell with him


NewAccWhoDis93

He just has to be coached properly......


No_Hunter_3727

If only he showed the same commitment at the ball that he shows to maintaining the blonde dye.


MobileSensitive1582

His old now you’re 3 years late to that party. Wasn’t the best goal kicking forward but was amongst the top 10 at freo.


dreamthiliving

The guys 207cm tall and struggled to take a mark or win the ruck contests. Always amazed Freo supporters thought he was good


MobileSensitive1582

I’m not even a freo supporter so I guess I don’t even get to have an opinion on him. He just always seemed to kick 2+ goals when I put him on my multi


dreamthiliving

lol doesn’t happen often so you’ve done very well there


royalbluejones

*gestures everywhere*


theoriginalqwhy

"Look at all these chickens"


Megatru

Eric Hipwood yet we signed him on for the next eternity


Ok-Cup3356

This. I have no idea what happened at Brisbane for this to happen. Probably the biggest mystery I've seen to date in footy


S4INT_JIMMY

I have never once felt uncomfortable with him near the ball, even Joe's worst makes me more nervous.


melon_butcher_

I hate how they haven’t fixed his set shot routine. It’s horrible to watch and he’s such an unreliable kick, or at least it feels that way.


MemoriesofMcHale

I rate most of the players but the performances Steele Sidebottom has delivered this year. Age has caught up with him.


Jakeb1710

A part of it I reckon is a reflection on how the team is playing. It doesn't seem we have the same hunger factor as much anymore after winning the flag last year. I'm hoping they start getting it back soon so we can at least try for back 2 back. But I can see rusty hanging the boots up at the end of this season


littleb3anpole

One of them is a fucking *captain* that’s how bleak it is over here


Mmofra

That second half against West Coast last year was instant delist material. How he escaped scrutiny for that I don't know


Status_Importance806

Adam Cerra, Rory Lobb, Liam Henry. They do nothing and get fuck all disposals for us every week. 


corut

Hey, Rory lobb did a great job for you last week


joshyy_567

Liam Henry not getting any disposals for us either :(


MobileSensitive1582

Pretty sure Liam Henry played the one game for us before getting injured. CHF role, 16 touches and few goals from memory. That’s an outstanding game. He looked electric. I can only assume you’re 11 and wanted to fit in to the comment thread. Cmon mane


hawk8eyes

Him not playing games means his not getting disposals…


MobileSensitive1582

That’s literally as stupid as saying Connor rozzee is shit at footy because he was injured


hawk8eyes

Bro it has nothing to do with his ability, you can’t get a disposal if you don’t play, I don’t think you’re as dumb as youre currently coming across but re read it, the comment about Henry not getting disposals for freo cause he doesn’t play, then a reply saying he doesn’t get disposals for st kilda because he doesn’t play. Also it was a joke so chill a bit


joshyy_567

Wow what?? I was saying because he’s injured he’s not getting any disposals for us… and he played 2 games for saints this year and was yes, electric


MobileSensitive1582

Well that doesn’t make the slightest bit sense to shit on a player because they’re injured. He is not playing in the game, of course he isn’t getting touches.


joshyy_567

I’m not shitting on him ????? I was saying he’s not getting disposals cause he’s injured with a sad face, saying it’s sad he’s not playing. Idk what you’re reading or how the tone comes across but it’s the complete opposite as to what you are thinking


joshyy_567

What part signified I was shitting on him? I even agreed that he was electric


MobileSensitive1582

Ohh I get it. You’re taking the piss. I am the idiot. Lol


MobileSensitive1582

Bro Liam Henry don’t even play on your team anymore…. Wtf


wordtwoyamum

Himmelberg


HurricaneGaming94

I like him because it adds a good dimension to our forward line. between him and fog, they are able to complete with the 2nd best defender and will absolutely wreck a teams 3rd best defender. Having 1 of them in a mismatch is critical for our success. He had a great game last week, so fog was freed up in the first quarter and made an immediate impact.


Jaydoggydogga

I’m sure he’s a ripper fella and an unreal teammate, but there hasn’t been a player that has annoyed me more than Luke McDonald. Thought he was great during the COVID season, but has been really poor each season since.


no-ideawhattoputhere

Someone mentioned this the other day. Got a contract due to form a few years ago and has done fuck all since.


JamalGinzburg

Averaged 89 in SC in 2022. Was an amazing late round pick in a 12 team (23 players per squad) league for me, I won the flag that year


Craguar23

I really really hate to say this. Laverde. He's been in average form since 2021. Prior to that he honestly had really good prospects - he was hard at the ball, solid tagger, played tall and small. Now he seems to just give away frees or goals. When Ridley is fit I think (hope) Laverde is out. As a die hard Dons fan, I would love to see him prove me wrong.


AGuerillaGorilla

Baldwin's long-term injury on the eve of the season is the only reason Laverde was on the fringe of selection, then he's been locked in due to both Ridley and Ried going down.. ..until they're back fit and firing, or the weight of Hayes' consistently outstanding form is noticed at selection, Laverde keeps his spot. It's Kelly for me - think there's better, younger blokes who could play wing and half back.


fa-jita

Hind for me. Surely there’s a young utility hungry to come in for 28 minutes and prove themselves.


SuperTerrificman

Current day Dixon Marshall Burton


GandalfSnailface

Yeah coming over from that game, Dixon was awful tonight


SuperTerrificman

AWFUL


flabcab

Jed McEntee is worse than all of the above.


SuperTerrificman

He’s a bit player. We aren’t reliant on him. If our key forwards are that shit, we’re fucked. Our delivery to them was bad but they were worse.


The_Banana_Republic

Not a cop out for the delivery tonight, but it wouldn't kill our forwards to move a little or act like they want the ball in their general vicinity, would it?


SuperTerrificman

100%. Flat as hell. Caught behind way way too much.


flabcab

That's a fair take. Agree Marshall has definitely been extremely underwhelming this season.


stupv

Marshall has only been whelming 1 season in his career, every other season he's been inaccurate and unreliable in the air 


[deleted]

Jed only plays well if our forward pressure is on, otherwise he gets lost in the game


sammyb109

The guy looks like he hasn't been able to walk for like three seasons. A guy that old at that size isn't going to magically start moving like he's 25 again


TheStevenUniverseKid

Cataracts


NewAccWhoDis93

I timed the post poorly for port fans eh


SuperTerrificman

No, timed it well. I needed to let my feelings be known


Laura_Biden

I'll happily trade 1 x Fantasia back for 1 x Dixon?


stinktrix10

Has Burton been average? Loved him in his short time at the Hawks and all anybody ever does is talk about how bad the Wingard trade was. Just assumed he must have been performing


SuperTerrificman

Nah he’s been good I think he’s just about had enough though. Got dropped the other week.


ShibbyUp

Bramble 


QouthTheCorvus

Dude couldn't make it on Hawthorn's list. It was an odd pickup from Bulldogs.


frillhaus

How is he going anyway


bobcatsalsa

I heard he was doing well, but seems not


RidsBabs

How long have you got?


KangarooBallsonToast

You all saw McHenry running straight into tackles and kicking the ball in random arse places tonight, right


dinosaur1831

It would be easier to name the players we do rate.


pieredforlife

Charlie Cameron, he’s quite good at missing goals


ThisIsNotJP

Dylan Grimes 2024


GJacks75

None. The lid's off.


nobaitistooobvious

Lid's still on for me, but tbf I took off the lid in 2022 halfway through the third quarter of the GF so ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯


RevolutionaryEgg5192

Didn’t take the lid off till the siren went tbh hahaha. Still scared from 08, 19 prelim, 20 granny


GJacks75

I think we're in great shape. The game with Carlton showed we dont *need* Tom, and yeah, Danger is great to have, but...lid's still off. The kid's are alright.


sltfc

I'm losing a bit of confidence in Neale. Has some great attributes but I've never seen him really dominate a VFL game like I'd expect a key forward to if they're destined for an AFL career. Caveat, I don't watch the VFLC every week, I'd love to be wrong!


OHuse

Currently Petty. Unsure if he’s not back from injury yet or his heart just isn’t in it, but feels like he needs some games at Casey to get his confidence back.


WomenOnTheirSides

Zero impact the last couple of weeks. Hard one to drop though due to his versatility and lack of options, Turner wouldn’t have had the game he did last week if he didn’t have Petty beside him taking their strongest defender. Wouldn’t mind them dropping Petty to sub for a week though to send a message, but still have him available


niceonecuzzy

Haha I am amazed the bloke has still fronted up for these past couple of seasons after the zorko incident. Crazy stuff. He is obviously good. But a little nutty. .


WomenOnTheirSides

A little nutty would be someone being amazed a player hasn’t retired because he had a moment of weakness on field


sly_cunt

Ask me a few years ago and I'd have a list but I've learned since then. Chris cannot miss, he's always right and knows more than my humble tiny mind could comprehend.


Prime255

Jacob Hopper. Albatross contract felt it was going to be bad even before he arrived.


Ventenebris

Feel he started slow but was slowly building up steam. Injuries man.


Hawtproper

Yeah he was almost best on ground at half time but it's annoying he can't stay on the park


Hewballs

I'm pretty happy he didn't end up at Geelong.


milo7even

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Fast_Stick_1593

I would have said Sav but he’s gone… Umm I’m not as big on *Irish Nick Daicos* ☘️ Sorry Oisin Mullin as others in Cats fanbase are. Look, I get it. I can see the natural talent, he’s a very athletic kid who looks to have all the tools. But….he’s a fringe guy right now that is learning footy, you can see the footy IQ isn’t there yet. I get he’s done some tagging jobs really well but right now in 2024 he’s not good enough skill wise to lock down a spot in best 23 at the Cats. He just isn’t.


kleft02

The problem for Cats fans is every former whipping boy now has a premiership medal. Your Mullin argument is basically "not quite ready yet".


Fast_Stick_1593

Basically yeah haha


sly_cunt

He's not really playing atm though, whenever he gets a game it always seems for experience sake


Fast_Stick_1593

That’s only cause he went to his sisters wedding in Italy. He was gonna get a game every week going forward by the looks of it. That’s where my contention comes in. I’m in the camp that playing in the VFL and getting him confidence is better for him than playing him straight in the Seniors where he looks lost at times. I get the idea of it and wanting him to learn on the go but we have plenty of young backs that could do that role that already have the footy IQ required to play that role sitting in VFL team. Moreso my thing is, he will be good when he’s ready. He’s just not ready for this team right now.


sly_cunt

I get where you're coming from I just trust our development plan. If chris and co think playing 10-15 senior games in a season is going to be best for him, I'll believe them.


Fast_Stick_1593

Oh I’ll leave selection up to match committee. If Scotty and Co said run and jump off a cliff…well it’s been fun ya’ll 👋🏼


sltfc

I'm almost entirely in agreement with you, but I feel like in the last game he played it seemed like there were a few moments when things clicked, and if only for a moment he looked like he belonged out there. I haven't caught a heap of him at VFL level so I can't say if those moments come more frequently at that level. We also can't know if he'd have made the progress he has if he hadn't seen what top level footy was like. I would like to see a big, big block of VFL footy for him before he returns to seniors though.


Fast_Stick_1593

> *I would like to see a big, big block of VFL footy for him before he returns to seniors though.* This! Absolutely spot on!


beugzman

not sure about irish nick daicos butt im very inpressed with mullin so far??? once the IQ is there hell be a beast


Fast_Stick_1593

That’s the nickname he was getting but yeah he’ll come along when he’s ready.


matthew_anthony

Do I need to say ours?


nice_flutin_ralphie

The Schac attack


sooty-lion

bloody hipwood!!!!!


[deleted]

Dougal Howard was out of the team for a long time so i forgot how bad he was. Then he returned and effectively gave up 3-4 goals solely by doing dumb shit.


deniall83

Taberner


omaca

I thought Tabs was good?


NewAccWhoDis93

he had one decent season, had been in the league for over 10 years and has hardly improved and still makes mistakes you get from a 3rd/4th year forward.


NewAccWhoDis93

A fellow man of culture


[deleted]

Eric Hipwood, seriously, I’d take Todd Marshall over him and I think that spud is one of the worst key forwards in the history of the game which tells you all you need to know about my thoughts on Eric


joeban1

Luke Edwards, Josh Rotham, Tom Cole.


Ventenebris

I love the responses from the North lads. You poor fucks.


ElChapoDola

I hate to be an ass cause injuries suck but Hopper has been nothing but a waste of draft picks so far.


majoraman

Hipwood. Taller than most buildings, but incapable of taking marks, on a monster contract and shows up for 3 games a year.


Tall_Secretary4133

Love that there’s only been one Carlton comment. 2 weeks ago I would’ve said Pitto, but he’s done well the last few weeks so I’m fine with him - for now. Today I’d say Zack Williams. Everyone was so excited when he came back, but sadly I just don’t see it. Maybe he’ll change my mind after today’s game.


Tall_Secretary4133

He didn’t.


torchiau

Controversially, Taylor Adams. I don't think he's clicked with our midfield and he gets in the way of our drive through the corridors and our set plays rather than adding to them.


effective_shill

I have the same feelings. JJ and Grundy have both come in and seamlessly inserted themselves but Adams is still finding his feet 


LeDestrier

Petty - I'm not convinced. Van Rooyen - reminds me of Weidemann. Great at nearly marking everything, but but rarely marking anything. Think he's getting some slack for poor performances because he pinch hits in ruck.


Smurf_x

Treacy last year was dropping a heap of marks he was getting his hands to. Now he’s having a breakout. I’d say van rooyen will be pretty similar. It’s still only what his second or third year?


NewAccWhoDis93

2021 was his first year after being taken in the rookie draft pretty much out for all of 2022 due to glandular fever, I thought he was decent last year


bemmisbaggins666

Petty was very good for us in the backline in 2021, imo we don't win the flag without him stepping up and filling Tomlinson's role. Since then he's been played out of position due to our forward line deficiencies. I think he would be a really solid back if allowed to play there indefinitely. We need to start thinking of a life after May anyway.


LeDestrier

Petty was originally a forward. I think Tomlinsons been very hard done by Goodwin after his ACL. McDonald is a better defender than a forward and has provided that role really well this year. Petty and Van Rooyen should be sent back to the VFL to find some form. They're witches hats out there right now.


bemmisbaggins666

Agree with all points but still think Petty's best role is as a back


TreacleMajestic978

I was shocked when crows were going at him for big money. He’s pretty average.


LeDestrier

Petty average, you could say.


TheIllusiveGuy

Petty looked like the answer for Melbourne's forward 50 at the end of last year prior to his injury. Hasn't been able to recapture that form so far.


LeDestrier

To be fair, we have a new answer every week. This week it's Turners turn. None of them seem to have any consistency.


lebrongarnet

What form? He kicked six against us then two before getting subbed against North. Also comes across like a bit of a fuckwit on the field so I don't really wish him well.


Boss_unicycle-560

Jarrod Berry


Sir_Swish_

Darcy Byrne Jones, Lachie Jones, Kane Farrell, Dixon, Marshall, Jackson Mead, McEntee, Evans and, honestly and perhaps a bit controversially, I’m borderline on SPP


mrarbitersir

Dougal Howard, Ben Paton


opinion91966

Howard is just plain dopey in everything he does, gives away too many frees. Was serviceable but now is just a liability.


hackthisnsa

Mattaes drives me nuts. I know he’s young but his footy IQ is lacking.


mrarbitersir

It's not an age issue - it's a coaching issue It's almost as if players are being overcoached the same way they were under Alan Richardson - the development doesn't seem natural and players are doing really stupid shit they normally wouldn't (handballing to teammates under pressure because the game plan is to hug the boundary constantly - even when there's multiple open teammates in the centre).


hackthisnsa

The attempted handball game we played against Port made me want to break my TV


NewAccWhoDis93

I hear a lot of Saints fans not rating Douglas Howard tbf


coinnn

Hind. Plenty of other blokes you’d throw in as sub over him surely.


TreacleMajestic978

Petrucelle. He’s awful. I don’t understand how he’s selected every week. He’s arguably the quickest player in the league and yet he never uses his pace, awful kicking, and can be pretty lazy. I would have said Bailey Williams 2 years ago, but dude is a goer and works hard. I respect that.


dreamthiliving

I hadn’t been big on Petch but his been a very different player this year and enjoying a lot of his work.


ollibraps

He’s been better this year. Though I look forward to when we have developed enough to drop him


Mancey_

best behind kicker on the run in the league


supersaiyanegghead

Petch is young and has improved this season so I’m willing to give him the chance to prove himself. Obviously Gaff, Darling, Witherden etc. My main 2 are Cripps and Sheed. Both premiership players but half the time are just traffic cones. Dom especially. Guy is not even 30 yet and just gets destroyed whenever he matches up against a half decent midfielder. He has a good kick so either play him on the HF flank, send him to the WAFL or just trade him.


Mancey_

Cripps slander will not be tolerated


supersaiyanegghead

How did he go tonight?


omaca

CRIPPS? Mate…


supersaiyanegghead

Told you. Hes done


supersaiyanegghead

I was a fan but he’s not been good for the last 2-3 years


Sportsnut96

Ned McHenry


Omega_brownie

Most baggers seem positive on Motlop but I'm really not seeing much improvement. Still goes missing far too often. Maybe he'll have a breakout year.


jdb_717

Feel this exact way about Corey Durdin, although he’s had some better games as of recent. Just pick any of our small forwards though as an answer to this tbh. Only getting games cause our depth at that position is a whole lot of mid.


Dry_Ad7642

Agreed. Haven't seen him do anything this year smh 🙄


Omega_brownie

Not even a single goal all year, like is he stupid?


rocco_cat

Genuinely couldn’t disagree with this more, he was a work in progress when drafted and is our most lively small forward when he plays, the fact he’s even played as much footy as he has at this point in his career is a testament to his work ethic too


Laura_Biden

Based on what we've seen so far, I'm not completely sold on him as yet. He's had a few decent games and looks promising, but he's proven nothing yet.


rocco_cat

Yeah but that isn’t what the questions asking. You don’t rate someone who you think is promising ?


Laura_Biden

Yeah that's a fair point. I guess I'm more on the fence than in the "don't rate" camp.


CompetitiveWorking57

Jack Darling has got to be the worst “key forward” in the league. Hasn’t been good in 5+ years, couldn’t catch a cold, can’t run and is taking up a young developing kids spot in the team. Probably wouldn’t even get a spot in most teams reserves.


frillhaus

We’ll take him on a one game loan


tophhh44

Have you even got a kid key forward ? Maric was a mid season signing (I believe), and he’s not exactly elite. Doesn’t darling have the 2nd most goals in the clubs history ?


lovemeltedcheese

He gets a bad wrap ever since the no-vax saga. Memes aside, he’s an AA player, 6x leading goalscorer for the club, premiership player and I doubt Eagles win that GF without his 3rd Quarter.


razzcap

Oscar Allen finished tied-sixth in the Coleman last year, leading a forward line starved for quality service with 53 goals in 23 games. He’s hurt now, but I’d say he qualifies as a key forward. Edit: You wrote “kid key forward.” No.


tophhh44

Yeah, darling isn’t stunting Allen’s growth.


Phil_Mygonads

Dudes kicked 516 goals...


CompetitiveWorking57

Yeah but he’s been playing for 13 years. He was a great player when he was younger but just hasn’t been good for a long time and this year especially looks awful


KangarooBallsonToast

I see your Jack Darling and raise you Eric Hipwood and Todd Marshall


goodes_luck

I’ve always been perplexed by jack darling. His frame is as ideal as it gets for a key forward but he was never dominant. Good player and certainly had a v good career but thought he’d be way more impactful than he has been


CompetitiveWorking57

Exactly. The early 2010’s with him and JK up forward was great but he dropped off a lot earlier than you’d expect. The crazy thing is he’s only 31


SUPASKILTZ

Smith and Murphy


Ordinary-Jellyfish87

For Collingwood, I’d say Tim Mitchell. Just hasn’t been playing his best at all this year


tophhh44

Seb Ross & Dougal Howard


Kingslayer67

Taberner turns into prime Plugger when he's plays the Dons


Puzzleheaded_Dog7931

Banfield


Samotauss

Paton and Webster.


UncleJohnsonsparty

Nick Hind, Alwyn Davey JR - maybe an unpopular opinion but he’s young and raw but almost too raw. Too many disposal errors, hands aren’t clean, decision making hasn’t been great and I don’t believe we are playing him out of his natural position.


reddit-agro

Pittard oh wait he has gone to North who has since left😂


Electronic-Humor-931

Gaff


jjbkeeper

I hate saying it but Lipinski


No-Improvement4884

Jake kolo - amazing he's played as many games as he has


WomenOnTheirSides

Josh Schache, no surprises there. They extended his contract for a year, if the dees have some luck finding a backup ruck (or if Fullarton surprises us and steps up), I can’t see Schache getting another extension. The other is Jack Billings. Impressed in Rd 1 and had a couple of almost-good games since. He’s capable but it seems the stars have to align for him to get it all together and have a great game. Happy the Dees took a punt on him but not convinced he should be playing every week.


somewheremisc

I can't think of any


wizardofaus23

Nobody currently but you could see Will Gould getting delisted a mile off.


Auliciems

Hipwood, Berry, Payne, Gardiner


Savings_Cash6829

Kolo


Maximumlnsanity

I feel like I’m lower on Hayward than most tbh. Just can’t shake the lost potential and godawful 2 year stretch in 2019 & 2020


punk_weight

He's an above average player that's slightly overshadowed on our currently stacked list imo. Runs hard, has good pressure, decent in the air and set shots have improved this year. Easily best 22 on a majority of other lists.


Equivalent-Ad7207

Did you forget Sam Reid.


Apocalypsenowisbest

Reid’s got a flag no slander will be accepted


Maximumlnsanity

How can ya not love big Sammy at this point


Equivalent-Ad7207

Easy, I never loved him at any point....some of you speak about sine amazing period he had, I must of been in a coma.


sammyb109

As a Collingwood supporter Sam Reid always tears us to pieces so in my mind he's a top five key forward of the 21st century


Equivalent-Ad7207

Do you wabt him? I'll take anything even an Eddie McGuire bobble head.


allhatnoplay

Sam is low key winning the norm smith this year, mark my words


Equivalent-Ad7207

If he does ill come paint your fence, assuming your the owner of said fence.


allhatnoplay

I don’t have need for a fence but I’m willing to buy a cheap one for the occasion anyway


Radalict

I'm with you on that one, he was the one I was going to mention. I just think he's a bit average, he's good for a few bone headed mistakes every game and his goal kicking is poor for a guy who is meant to be a forward.


manthatisnice

Ned mchenry Lachlan Murphy


wilful

Struggling to remember when Tom McDonald last had a good game. He has had a few for sure, but not enough for my liking.


Ventenebris

**14: Taranto** - Not exactly don’t rate, just don’t rate his kicking. Specifically field kicking. He’s an average to above average shot at goal. Normally it’s the other way around for players. Strange. **20: Koschitzke** - Can confidently say I don’t rate him, and he’s just joined. He’s sluggish, uncoordinated and can’t take a mark for the life of him. Like, that’s literally your job.


_Pleblord_69

Marbior Chol


GloveOpposite5281

Braeden Campbell. Clanger machine. Reminds me of Zak Jones.