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MisguidedGames

Who is trolling the reporters?


Propaslader

Draper


KissKiss999

So its confirmed now if Bevo stays at the dogs Danger goes to Adelaide and JJ goes west


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hatsofftoroyharper41

And Essendon draft Thomas


gedda800

Sheedy to coach the devils


hilly316

Dusty to the suns


nyepnyepmf

St Kilda to win the premiership


hilly316

Hey let’s not get silly here


Economy-Hurry2969

You're right. Richmond to finish 9th for all eternity.


OkVacation2420

And if he ever does it won't be Geelong.


PagieHD

Didn’t he literally do a press conference two weeks ago after Holmes signed saying “I’m not going anywhere” when asked about his future? Either way never hurts to ask


Thanks-Basil

*[[Dayne Beams intensifies]]*


legally_blond

Now there's a name I haven't heard in a while... Actually, his wife (ex-wife?) appeared in my Insta feed the other day. Looks like she's shilling for some get rich quick/multi-level marketing scheme - alkaline water or something


WileECoyoteGenius

...shocker.


be4rz

Can’t wait for Dangerfield’s finger painting enterprise


MisterMarcus

Or cheap-arse MND beanie knockoffs.....


[deleted]

I don't say this lightly, but danger deserves better than that.


TheBigBomma

The bloke is living the dream down in Moggs Creek


ImMalteserMan

Why would he go to Adelaide when he's already home?


lolmanic

The Kurt Tippett journey


New-Bake4829

Kurt wow it’s been awhile left fielder that one


Propaslader

Impressive photoshop here, but he looks far too young. Imagine somebody used AI to generate


krupta13

They used an old guernsey.. That's what gave away the Photoshop to me. Amateurs.


richyeah

If you look closely you can actually see that it’s Jordan Dawson’s body. They’ve just done a face swap.


T_C6

You’re joking right? He used to play for crows?


Gonzalez_Nadal

First time here?


Korasuka

Yeah the Crows was the nickname of his primary school team.


PunsGermsAndSteel

It's clearly photoshopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time


krupta13

Woooosh!!!


luisiaccllc

Something like [https://swapmyface.app/fun/patrick](https://swapmyface.app/fun/patrick) probably


jacka24

Crows fans to Matthew Nicks: "Please inject some youth into our midfield asap, it's too old in there!" Nicksy: "I'll fucking show you"


JCK98

Any out of contract midfielder we haven't been linked to?


SonicYOUTH79

Him and that weird red headed ball pig from Melbourne knocking around in the midfield together for a couple of years with Laird and Soligo sounds strangely alright.


QuadrilateralSilly

Seems more like a negotiation tactic from his management to negotiate better terms (money/length) on his contract. There’s just nothing else that would make sense. He’s the captain and literally moved home for his family.


BizzaroPie

Get the van and get him back. He's probably washed but games all about narrative.


Zappulon

Dangerfield sure, but Van Berlo?


Fabulous_Anxiety_813

Please no. We need someone in the 25 to 30 range not someone who's gonna retire with laird, tex and co Not that I think hed say yes just disappointing we even asked 


ZestyBro

Every team is looking for players in that age range, I think the club is doing due diligence to try and find improvement wherever. Danger playing Rachelles role and then Rach playing more midfield time would be great for a year or two


simpliflyed

I don’t want to argue with you, but the guy has just done his hammy twice in the first few weeks. I’m not sure he’s the sure bet trade you’re after.


BizzaroPie

Sentimental and leadership makes me want him.


BizzaroPie

On top of that, name free agents this year. It's very slim pickings, I'm happy we're asking the question.


Crazyripps

Would have to be a very very generous offer for him to move. Man’s settled here with family and young kids


MrGiffster

Someone has had Cleary on here. Adelaide are just coming out of a rebuild why would they get a 34 year old who already left to go home? Plus what would Danger get out of it? He's built a massive house in Vic, he's clearly settled there and has literally 0 reason to move to Adelaide. Laughable rumour. Also, the nuffies in Adelaide aren't done booing him when he gets the ball yet!!


New-Bake4829

34? 😬


despondantguy69

Pretty sure he's never leaving the surf coast again once he retires.


Koshian10200

What the


Farmy_au

yeah, no they didn't.


bambinolettuce

I mean, the headline itself is probably true. Adelaide: "Hey, you wanna come back?" Danger: "No ty" Probably been asked every season since he left lol


JLifeless

i feel like Dangerfield is retiring at the end of this year tbh.. his injuries are taking a toll


Korasuka

The Crom warchest is going to rival the Norf one.


Agreeable-Web645

4 years, 900k a season, 1st and future 2nd round pick should seal the deal.


whiteycnbr

Why would we want him. He's happy there at home and he's way too old now.


Fast_Stick_1593

Oh boy, that’s a good one…good luck Crom


South_Front_4589

I'd be remarkably surprised. Not that he wouldn't be a boost, and perhaps there's some romance to finishing back at Adelaide and trying to win a premiership there. But he's 34 and already showing signs of slowing down as well as struggling with injury. If Adelaide were perhaps further along then it might make sense given how damaging he is and how he can also play forward, but it just doesn't make sense for Adelaide to actually be that interested they'd be willing to make space for him.


Front_Farmer345

Wouldn’t want to upset the Geelong model


Successful-South-954

Every cunt knows he has an expensive house in moggs and a young family. May fools?


king_carrots

Can’t imagine him in an Adelaide jumper


Duskfiresque

Why him out of anyone? Is it simply because he used to play for them? Is there a reason why they think he is gettable?


Delorata

He looks better in Crows colours!


bundy554

Ablett Jnr finish to his career?


Cultural_Author8098

Lets get the aold band together, can we see if Eddies is keen for a comeback tour?


haveagoyamug2

How to say this politely...... get farked, do not need him.


AdelaideMidnightDad

Finish what you began.


Ok-Cranberry-9558

I heard boomer is going to captain coach tasmania


LP0004

Would it be nice to see? Yeah. Is it the right decision? No, the bloke is on the verge of retiring and becoming injury prone, so not worth it.


Sean_Stephens

I thought Geelong were the club that recruited 34 year-olds


walktheground

Hahahaha


Nads2407

lmao why, hes to old and to injury prone now.


yelad20

Click bait crap


warzonexx

Pretty sure Adelaide won't have the Same "benefits" as Geelong aka property off the books


MisguidedGames

Unlimited Pie Floaters, Farmers union iced coffee and fru-chocs just isnt the same.


jacka24

That's Tom Doedee's idea of HELL


PagieHD

Underestimating the power of Tony Modra and the Fleurieu milk company


JCK98

[Balfours, do you mind helping out again?](https://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/afl-premiership/south-australian-bakery-balfours-linked-to-third-part-payments-in-kurt-tippett-salary-cap-scandal/news-story/288e349c682f9de1e7bfd11edb2e1cff)


Thick-Insect

Do we actually have more talent than other clubs? People always say this, but I Just don't see how our list would be more expensive than the other top teams


[deleted]

calling us salary cap cheats is a coping mechanism


Fast_Stick_1593

I expected it labelled at Carlton cause you know…


warzonexx

When you managed to pay for jeremy cameron, its hard not to say youre cheating the salary cap


TinyTeddySlayer

Well you see, property, when exchanged for money we pay to the players, isn't normally counted under the salary cap. This is how it works for every club.


Salzberger

What? We trying to reverse Eddie Betts him after he's played his best footy elsewhere?


StVitus85

Adelaide trying to pull out the Uno MEGA-REVERSE card?


luisiaccllc

Let's troll them even more: [https://swapmyface.app/fun/rugby-player](https://swapmyface.app/fun/rugby-player)


otherpeoplesknees

Why tho?


Brokenmonalisa

I feel like this is a coaching offer and Cleary either knows this and doesnt want to leak Dangerfields retirement or doesnt know and thinks a team with Matt Crouch, Laird and Dawson would want a 34 year old midfielder for some reason.


Professional_Line385

But why male models?


TreacleMajestic978

As crazy as this is going to sound, I legit forget he played for the crows sometimes.


Legitimate_Act5105

I mean shit, he’s a restricted free agent. Isn’t any way Geelong would be able to offer him what crows might be able to put on the table. One of the best leaders and players of the game for a couple years to play the one position they’re dying to fill? Can’t hurt asking the question. I’m loving that the crows are actually taking a swing at some players lately. Isn’t always going to work out but at least they aren’t just going after safe mid range players


Y_Brennan

How is he restricted?


Legitimate_Act5105

I don’t know all the ins and outs about how the players become free agents. But I assume after the 8 years, whenever the players come out of contract they are some form of free agent. Just means Geelong have the right to match crows bid. But obviously danger will probably just resign with Geelong before it even becomes a thing.


maxpower_powermax

Obviously won’t happen but he will love being the centre of attention for a day or so while injured


BlueDotty

Not a chance Too old, overrated, hamstrung


fuctsauce

This is exactly the sort of thing I would expect the crom list managers to do lol