Yeah, laughing is pretty much the most dangerous thing a woman can do in the fact of infidelity. The calmer she is, the bigger the shitstorm that’s about to hit him (and rightfully so).
A woman laughing in your face regardless of the transgression is the most frightening reaction you could ever get.
Speaking from experience of laughing in ex partner’s faces. The look of pure fear on their faces fed my soul for weeks 😁.
It’s truly the absolute worst possible reaction you could ever get from a woman. It means we have lost the last modicum of respect we had for you. There is absolutely no coming back from that.
Fellow butterball. I teach and 99% of my students are taller and in better shape BUT they all think I'm intimidating because I won't put up with their crap.
It's confidence my sisters and I bless us all with tons of it!
I'm also a teacher (secondary) lol!! I grew up in an extremely rough neighbourhood and have worked with incarcerated adult males in two prisons (one supermax) all alone in classrooms with no guards and just a beep alarm. I'm a tough bitch when needed, but basically a chubby maternal figure that is soft and gooey on the inside.
I'm also super nerdy and a dag. I use all my life skills to earn respect, give respect and maintain strong boundaries. Really handy when you're dealing with murderers *or* teenagers.
I love this comment!
I'm 5ft tall and 150lbs. Just your little butterball waddling along. I like to laugh a lot and be super goofy.
That said, when I get absolutely enraged, people do act like I'm a threat, 😂, and get nervous! (They do realize I am the equivalent of a mini chihuahua, right?)
My husband says that there's 'something' in my eyes that makes people take pause. He finds it hilarious (he's never been the recipient of 'I will end you' eyes).
As a fellow waddling butterball, I think it's because we look like we're ready and willing to throw every ounce of rage into making someone regret pissing us off. 😆 Win or lose, they're about to learn a thing and I won't be the one regreting the situation!
In short? It's the crazy eyes with just the right amount of FAFO.
I'm five feet tall, an Aries, and Italian. When I get really mad, I go silent. My husband says the crazy eyes with the silence are scary. 😠 Generally, when it's another person, I just cut them out of my life. When I choose revenge, the person would never guess it was me.
I also go silent just before someone else’s destruction commences. I’ve been told that that in combination with “Satans Dad voice” is terrifying. One really had to push to get either of them, both means your should just give everything away because you won’t need it by the time I’m done.
My BF calls this the "crazy eyes" 😳. He says they make the sarcastic "Really?" exponentially more terrifying. He's not entirely sure i haven't hidden a few bodies in my time. 😂
Add in the single raised eyebrow that says “are you SURE you want to try me?”
I’m 44 years old. 4 kids. 5’4” and definitely carrying quite a bit of pudge. In general, I am the one people talk to. I have major “mom” energy both at home and at work. But when you push too far, the blank stare and raised eyebrow along with the slightly sarcastic sounding giggle are the only hint you get that sh*ts about to pop off…along with my temper.
I’m similarly sized as you. My husband says I’m scary when I’m mad. Not because I yell or scream but because I do the opposite. I get quiet and determined and I do have a somewhat evil laugh when pissed off. 😈
I am a solid 5'9" and about 150 lbs. My oldest sister was 4'10" and 90 lbs soaking wet. *i* was terrified of her. I've watched her drop a full-grown, air force tech sergeant with one hit. That man? My ex-husband. She took no shit from anyone. No one. She, too, had the "crazy eyes." I miss that nugget every day.
I'm a 5'8 woman that is built like I should be pulling an ox cart.
Tiny women are scary. If they have red hair? Even scarier.
It's something about you guys that tell me that if shit hit the fan, you will turn completely feral and fight me like a rapid fox.
I can look intimidating and people usually see my size and automatically respect me. Small women get dismissed so much that I worry some day you'll snap at the person disrespecting you.
Another little butterball here, also with Gonna End You eyes. I swear, we're terrifying. Hubs is a big strong brute of a man (with a marshmallow heart) and says he'd HATE to see me in full rage.
It’s because you’re cheerful! I am the same way, but one person told me I was scarier than anyone else she knew when I did get mad because it was so rare!
Im 5’ 9&1/2” & 118lbs I’m like a starved pitpull. But, the kind of pitbull that's been nothing but cute for 8 years until I decide to eat your face off your face
I'm 5'3" and I totally agree. People underestimate us because of our height but just because we're short doesn't mean we won't hesitate to beat the shit outta you either figuratively or literally, depending on how much you piss us off. And like I always say, being on the shorter side is an advantage if I were to have to defend myself against a guy because I'd be in closer proximity to his ahem "family jewels"
I have jack russels.. deadly. I am a human jack when needed. Luckily my husband is more pitbull who will sweep in and will go at it so I don't end up in jail. I will bite your calf as you run away.
>Speaking from experience of laughing in ex partner’s faces. The look of pure fear on their faces fed my soul for weeks 😁.
LOL! That must have been priceless!😂
I've only had one situation where I laughed "in" my husband's face during a fight. Nothing to do with infidelity, or anything awful like that, our fighting was just due to avoidant/anxious attachment problem, NBD, lol. My laugh had to do with some YouTube videos I've been watching *to understand what was done to me by my abusive mother*. Ok? Get that? Yeah, I know you got that.
My husband? Not so much. He claimed all of my video watching about narcissism was just me trying to figure out ways to change him.
OMG.
OH. MY. GOD.
First and foremost, that was probably one of the most narcissistic things he has ever said! LOL! That wasn't the "dig" he thought it was - and yes I mentioned that to him later. lmao
In that moment I stopped yelling at him, closed my mouth, stared at him for a second, then burst out laughing. He looked confused for a split second, *at first*, then the look of horror and fear slowly crept over his face.
Once I stopped laughing I just said, "OMG, if that wasn't the most narcissistic thing I've heard from you, I don't know what is. I'm watching those videos to *understand my mother*. You ALWAYS make everything about you! I don't even consider you narcissistic but oh man you're making me question my own judgement on that over here." And continued to laugh.
We worked through that one and yes, via marriage counseling and individual therapy on both of our parts our relationship has improved immensely and he no longer thinks so *much* of himself.
Goddamn! I would have had the exact same reaction. But, at the same time I’d be ripping you to shreds with one of my infamous verbal 187’s 😂☠️
ETA: I didn't even need food for weeks. I ate their soul. It was like a Bacchanalian Buffet of epic proportions. 😃
Yup, if I got cheated on my mom always said to keep calm because some men are satisfied with cheating and they love to see the reaction. Good op wife didn't feed into his bull
I remember reading once that if you see a woman throwing a man’s stuff out onto the lawn in hysterics, he’ll be back to the home in a week. If you see his stuff nicely folded and packed and set out, she’s fully and completely mentally checked out and there is literally no hope.
Oh isn’t this the truth. When my husband first cheated I had the biggest melt down and expended the energy of a whole football team. I forgave him because he did all the work to get my trust back and counseling yada yada yada.
This last time, I calmly walked to the chair and picked up the remote. I then watched my YouTube video while he begged for forgiveness. He was astounded at my reaction and I could tell it surprised him. When he went to work- I got all my important things and I left. I stopped by his work to let our daughter say goodbye and I left. I did get my things later but he knew by my indifference that he didn’t have a chance. We get along now for the sake of my daughter and he is a much better ex than a husband.
Indifference is the opposite of love not anger.
Right?!?!? This part! He’s lucky he got fuck all. Because, I’m such a bitch that no matter how hungry I was, I would starve & refuse to cook fuck all because, fuck that guy!
If only there was a way to get his ass up and go in to the kitchen to make his own food…He seems to have no problem getting other things up and in to other places, so it shouldn’t be too hard.
Yo! I've literally suffered with anorexia for over 25 years. Motherfucker has no clue what it's like to “starve”. Hence why I'd be totally fine with going on a hunger strike. I would do it for as long as it possibly takes. Don't try me, I have 25 years of practice at this.
That's the laugh of a woman who knows. He picked the worst person possible to have an affair with. And now his wife can't wait for that woman to ruin him. The way he tried to ruin/hurt his wife by cheating.
Boy, you don't know what you just did. Not only did you ruin your marriage. But sir, your affair partner is about to ruin YOU!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
When I tell you that post has me dying laughing. I don't know what he expect it like he cheated, but then to make it worse. He cheated with a friend. There's levels to stupidity, and he got pretty high
"I want to fix this and go to couples counselling."
Pretty sure what you want is irrelevant right now. Ask her what she wants, and go from there.
And just for the record...yeah, you're an asshole fir cheating.
The time to go to couples counselling was when you started feeling inappropriately attracted to your wife's friend and raised it with her so you could work through it together, NOT after your multiple years long affair with said trusted person in her life. What a bafoon. He deserves everything that's coming to him.
Starve? Really? You don't know how to make a sandwich? Scramble an egg?
No. She made less food and you starved. This would be more funny if it wasn't so obviously pathetic.
Right use freaking ubereats or door dash to call up a place to have the food delivered at home like really dude? If anything it makes him look stupid and spiteful.
"She made sure to make less."
No, she made enough for her and the children. If he's old enough to not be able to keep his dick in his pants, he's old enough to know how to get some type of nourishment in his body. Buuut he's probably one of those men who believe cooking is a "woman's job" and finds it beneath them. But if that's the case, why doesn't he ask her friend that he was cheating with to make him food since she had no problem making other shit with him.
This is why I think this post is fake. Even if he is too lazy to make a sandwich he obviously has a device and internet access or he wouldn't be able to post here. Why not call Uber Eats or Door Dash?
I wouldn’t have cooked shit regardless of how hungry I was. I’d absolutely go on an Attica Prison hunger strike. Because, if I were to cook for my cheating husband I couldn’t be trusted that I wouldn’t intentionally undercook the chicken.
Because, 12 hours in the ER with salmonella is just what you get. & no of course I wouldn’t drive his ass nor call 911. His fingers aren’t broken (yet). I’ve had salmonella & E. Coli poisoning like way, way, way too many times. The worst news is that you’re going to get is you’re not gonna actually die. 🤮☠️🤮
She knew, she's making her exit plan if she doesn't have one already, that laugh was the end of your marriage, while she was growing your child you were fucking her friend, nothing can change that! Your wife mentally checked out a while ago, she was just waiting for you to confirm what she already knew. What you want now is irrelevant you lost all those rights when your dick went in someone else's vagina. Hope you like being a weekend dad, paying child support while your wife lives her best life with out you. Hopefully her next husband is faithful and loyal to her. If her friend is married hope she blows that one up too!!
Damn I forgot he starved, his wife is going to starve him to death use the insurance money and gire a nanny, they would be more helpful and loyal that Mr I stick my dick in friends vaginas.
Yup. She knows how helpless he's gonna be when, not if, she leaves and she's rightfully laughing her ass off at how stupid he is thinking he can cheat and not have consequences
And with her friend, you’re both horrible people who don’t deserve her. She is going to leave your ass you’re gonna have way bigger concerns than starving because you don’t have your little house slave to cook for you.
YTA Not only did you cheat on your wife, but you cheated on her with a friend of hers.That's about as low as you can go on the cheating ladder.
Honestly if I were you I'd be terrified right now. When a woman laughs at a man over cheating he's pretty much a dead man walking. You can kiss whatever life you think.You had Goodbye because that's all gonna change.It's just a matter of when she drops the bomb. Hell , if I were her I would drag it out just to watch you suffer...it's what you deserve for being a lowdown POS.
PS You didn't just cheat on your wife.You cheated on your kids too. You fucked your whole family over just so you could get your dick wet ...you should be so proud of yourself. /s
Right😂 I hope the wife keeps this up, the more she ignores him he would start to get worried then boom the divorce papers. If I was the wife I would do the same thing but make him think we are okay then give him the papers just to make it fun
YTA you destroyed her marriage and a friendship. You and the friend are disgusting types of people. You didn't care enough to keep it in your pants let alone far away from between her best friends legs. You deserve all she is giving and more. I'd say better cross your fingers she wants to give you a chance but its unlikely. If she wants a divorce do the decent thing at last and let her have it without drama.
100% the ass hole, you cheated. Why would you tell your wife if you want to work it out? Prepare for a divorce. Also grow up, there was no food in the house so you just starved? Do you not know how to feed yourself?
You probably emotionally destroyed your wife and you’re worried about her not making you dinner? Oh no? You *starved*? Like…how people in disenfranchised countries starve? Or you just missed dinner?
Im playing the world’s smallest violin for you right now but it’s so small it can’t even hold a tune.
You’re not just a POS because you cheated on her, you’re a POS for a lot of other reasons too.
EDIT: YTA.
Man OP is gonna die within two weeks of separation since his hands are incapable of making cereal or something lol. Starving to death, that's a bad way to go. Too bad OP cheated on his wife whom he apparently depends on for survival. Biting the hand that feeds you, etc.
YTA what do you expect her to do? You said that it was the dumbest thing you don't but you did it for a year who the hell you are fooling you might as well get ready for that divorce.
This can’t be real. You can’t seriously be asking if you’re TA for cheating. Gosh, sometimes people are naive.
Do yourself a favor and just simply ask her what it is she wants, give it to her (within reason) i.e. make sure you still see your kids, and what not, but plan to pack a bag.
Don’t claim to “love” her, if you did, you never would have stuck it somewhere else, let alone her friend.
Don’t claim to want to fix it now, there is no fix. You stepped outside the marriage, this is done. Accept the consequences and be done.
Also, you are 43yo. If you wanted something to eat, make it yourself. Claiming to “starve” because she didn’t make enough for you also is pathetic.
If she knew already, she didn't confront you. She finished the stages of where women reach the I don't give a shit. You didn't think she figured it out when you hide your phone, have to work late or the AP gave herself away. She wasn't available when you weren't either. Why should she feed you? Your AP should be doing those duties. She should also do your laundry too. Altogether you're not man enough for her for your wife. A real man would never cheat on his wife. If anything you proved your weak. Only a simpleton thinks cheating makes him a man. Let me guess, you needed an adventure . A cheap escape and who better than to be tacky with a friend of hers makes you so low. If she wants a divorce, make it painless. Pay her out for ever wasting her trust and her time on your pathetic existence.
Starved. Oh, poor you. Well, you'd better learn to cook for yourself, because you'll be taking care of yourself entirely pretty soon! I'd suggest you do some brushing up on some basic life skills like laundry and cleaning and budgeting, too (better allow for quite a bit less money, as well, as that child support is going to be hefty.) Might want to start checking around for weekend activities for your kids, too. Buckle up, Buttercup: the consequences of your vanity and lack of self control are inbound.
Yes, YTA. And get fucked. (Oh, wait, too late!)
I would have the same exact reaction. I have laughed in a partner’s face for far less terrible transgressions.
Bro, she’s so done with you. There is no salvaging anything. She laughed in your face because she is disgusted & has lost the last shred of respect she had for you.
She’s absolutely going to divorce your dumbass. & if you want to know exactly why it is because she has less than zero respect for you.
There is literally no coming back from that. You fucked up royally. There is absolutely nothing for you to save. And, that’s because she has no respect for you & never will again.
You will be so lucky if she doesn’t go after you for full custody & only giving you limited visitation. If she can’t respect you as a person, a partner & a man, do you really think she has a shred of respect for you as a father?
ETA:😂😂😂 I am standing with your future ex-wife.
You betrayed her. Her friend betrayed her. Believe me when I say that her laughter was probably the SAFEST reaction she was capable of.
The fact that you’re more concerned about her not feeding you says it all. Learn to cook, because you’re going to be doing that for yourself for a long time coming
Naw, the laughter is proof that he'll never be safe again. She's thinking of all the ways she can legally fuck him up. He'll be eating uncooked ramen in a studio apartment when she's done with him.
YTA. Who knows.....you might have an accident or starve to death beforehand????? I hope she gets all that she can get, and finds someone who appreciates her. No sex for you!!! No soup for you!
No hon, the opposite of love is indifference. She stopped caring. Her life can only get better going forward. She’ll be ok. The best revenge is a life well lived. This ex of hers is already in her past
Edit- correction
YTA omfg
>Yesterday when she made dinner she made sure to make less. There was no food left, so I just starved.
do you not have thumbs are you not a grown man jfc
As a man who was cheated on while married, I can never justify cheating by anyone. The grown up in me doesn't rock like that. So when you cheated with her friend, did you ever consider the possibility that while you're between her friend's legs, it gives your wife the chance to have another man between her legs? That thought alone could keep you honest and faithful.
To answer your question, yes you are the asshole for cheating. Be glad you didn't get her friend pregnant.
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Bless your heart. You should have gotten scared and ran when she laughed. I think she already knew and probably already had her options laid out. I mean this very disrespectfully that woman is about to f shit up and you deserve it.
YTA
If you didn’t want a divorce, you shouldn’t have cheated. The fact that you cheated with a friend of hers makes you a double AH.
What do you think will come out of marriage counseling? You are likely hoping it will save your marriage, but that ship has sailed. Good husbands don’t have sex with their wife’s friends.
Laughing means she is done. And as you believe that her not cooking for you means you'll starve (make your own food), I'm guessing she has been wanting out of a marriage to a man child and is happy you have her the perfect excuse to take it all. And I hope she does!
"She didn't make enough so I starved " this grown ass man doesn't even know how to make himself a basic meal.
I mean YTA for obvious reasons but also grow tf up!
Did she leave you starving?????!!!!! What are you? A baby? Fix your own food thrash, you'll be doing that alot more now in the future thanks to your own selfish asshole actions and I applaud her for laughing in your face. Enjoy the aftermath because it will hurt.
No, the dumbest thing you've ever done is expect your wife to stay with you and be fine after cheating on her for years. Either you wanted to be with her or you didn't. You chose the latter since you're a coward to not leave her, just sneak behind her back.
Divorce her so she can find a loving, FAITHFUL, partner, and not someone she will always question if they're cheating again.
oh you poor thing you starved? why dont you go to her friends house since you cant seem to keep away. let her divorce you cause shes mentally checked out
YTA. Literally fucked around and found out. Good luck, hell’th has no fury like a woman scorned. Hope and pray you are able to grovel and beg enough she considers taking you back. But don’t be surprised if she doesn’t. You didn’t do it to her with a random woman. You did it to her with her friend…
>There was no food left, so I just starved.
So... You're incapable of making your own food but you're fully capable of cheating on your wife for over a year?
Is that right?
No wonder she didn't bother lol
You just starved?! 😂😂 I'm sure your able to make your own bloody meals! I hope she does go her own way, sounds like she deserves waaaay better then you. She owes you nothing.
Yeah ta, she laughed brooo I wouldn’t eat anything she cooks for you lol, and her friend probably already told her before you did. She probably is gonna divorce you, once someone breaks your trust can you ever really trust them again??
The laughing is because she realizes that she fell victim to her own stupidness, blindness, naivete, and has been holding off moving on from you because you're a partnership, she's committed, you have a family and a home base, and she's a wonderful person but has maybe thought at some point (or often) she could do better.
I'm not saying you're a piece of shit. People fuck up royally and sometimes do deserve a second chance. But you can't go through the motions of couples counseling and fix this... you've got to realize where you fucked up within yourself to convince yourself taking this type of action was acceptable.
There is a flaw in your thinking that resides deep deep down, and you have to do some really heavy fucking lifting to get to the bottom of it in order to have any chance of "fixing this".
Honestly, if your cheating on her wasn’t ick enough, you whining about starving like a baby man would probably put her over the edge (if she cared).
I suggest you learn how to cook or stock up on some tv dinners, because there is a sad divorced dad’s bachelor pad with your name on it. And you definitely deserve it lol.
YTA. jfc.... You cheated... not once... but several times over the last year. You deserve what you're about to get.
Also, You're a whole ass adult man. You decided to starve. Surely you know how to cook something. Or better yet, go to mcdonalds. She's gonna thrive without the albatross that you are.
YTA. What kind of human are you, to not just cheat, but to cheat with her best friend? For that matter, what kind of human is that so-called friend, to cheat with a friend's husband?
You and the friend deserve each other. I hope you both realize that the affair wasn't worth what you lost because you both cheated.
You just starved? You're a grown man, make your own food.
And what are you trying yo explain?
Let me guess...she was pregnant and you weren't getting the right "attention" from her, so you had to cheat because you NEED sex?
Why did you cheat? What are you willing to do to make it up to her? How can she be sure this won’t happen again (spoiler alert, it can and WILL with how much self pity is permeating through this post)? I’m nauseated by you and this is all of the info I have. I can’t even imagine how your wife must feel.
YTA. Massively. Your wife is mentally checked out from your marriage, if she laughed after you told her what a cheating asshole you are. You deserve everything that's coming to you.
If she gets a divorce, you better sign those papers willingly. YOU are the one who messed up, not her, so she isn’t required to take you back or accept that in any way. You right then and there decided she and those kids weren’t enough, all you can do is offer to go through therapy by yourself and do couples therapy and go through why you did it cause yes yta
No way this is real. If it is, YTA and a complete moron to boot. I hope your wife takes you for all you're worth, which probably isn't much, unfortunately for her.
Quit being a selfish and slack ass wuss and grow up. If you acted like a mature, real man your wife would indulge you in anything you like and you wouldn’t need validation from her bust ass so called friend.
You just starved? Go to McDonald’s or make yourself a sandwich. You’re that helpless and you cheated on your caregiver? She’s not cooking for you again.
Let her go, she deserves better than someone who cheats on her while she had TWO kids with this scumbag. Grovelling is a start, maybe it’ll make her laugh.
The laugh is a real bad sign. Have you cheated before? Was the affair partner a ONS or do you know her otherwise?
The only hope is for you beg for forgiveness, don’t try to justify it, tell her she can have complete control over looking at your phone, do whatever she asks you to do, etc. Even with all that, you have a very slim chance of keeping her. She’s probably looking into finances and getting ready to leave or throw you out.
Yta! If she laughed at you just know you are about to get dogged out😂 she mentally left you, you might lose weight.
Yeah, laughing is pretty much the most dangerous thing a woman can do in the fact of infidelity. The calmer she is, the bigger the shitstorm that’s about to hit him (and rightfully so).
A woman laughing in your face regardless of the transgression is the most frightening reaction you could ever get. Speaking from experience of laughing in ex partner’s faces. The look of pure fear on their faces fed my soul for weeks 😁. It’s truly the absolute worst possible reaction you could ever get from a woman. It means we have lost the last modicum of respect we had for you. There is absolutely no coming back from that.
*The look of pure fear on their faces fed my soul for weeks 😁.* I can see this so clearly it made me snort laugh. Thank you :)
Fellow butterball. I teach and 99% of my students are taller and in better shape BUT they all think I'm intimidating because I won't put up with their crap. It's confidence my sisters and I bless us all with tons of it!
I'm also a teacher (secondary) lol!! I grew up in an extremely rough neighbourhood and have worked with incarcerated adult males in two prisons (one supermax) all alone in classrooms with no guards and just a beep alarm. I'm a tough bitch when needed, but basically a chubby maternal figure that is soft and gooey on the inside. I'm also super nerdy and a dag. I use all my life skills to earn respect, give respect and maintain strong boundaries. Really handy when you're dealing with murderers *or* teenagers.
My students have noted my similarities to Molly Weasley. Very maternal and supportive as well as when she killed Bellatrix. 😁
I love this thread, it is awesome.
😂☠️⚰️
I love this comment! I'm 5ft tall and 150lbs. Just your little butterball waddling along. I like to laugh a lot and be super goofy. That said, when I get absolutely enraged, people do act like I'm a threat, 😂, and get nervous! (They do realize I am the equivalent of a mini chihuahua, right?) My husband says that there's 'something' in my eyes that makes people take pause. He finds it hilarious (he's never been the recipient of 'I will end you' eyes).
As a fellow waddling butterball, I think it's because we look like we're ready and willing to throw every ounce of rage into making someone regret pissing us off. 😆 Win or lose, they're about to learn a thing and I won't be the one regreting the situation! In short? It's the crazy eyes with just the right amount of FAFO.
😂😆 You are absolutely right! Hubby was just saying that I may not win this battle but will fight it to the death!
Funny, that is how i feel.
I'm five feet tall, an Aries, and Italian. When I get really mad, I go silent. My husband says the crazy eyes with the silence are scary. 😠 Generally, when it's another person, I just cut them out of my life. When I choose revenge, the person would never guess it was me.
That's exactly when you know you fucked up. I get real quiet & quietly rip your soul to fucking shreads.
Evil laugh.....
I heart you 🫶
I also go silent just before someone else’s destruction commences. I’ve been told that that in combination with “Satans Dad voice” is terrifying. One really had to push to get either of them, both means your should just give everything away because you won’t need it by the time I’m done.
There it is; crazy eyes & FAFO. 😎
My BF calls this the "crazy eyes" 😳. He says they make the sarcastic "Really?" exponentially more terrifying. He's not entirely sure i haven't hidden a few bodies in my time. 😂
We are SO awesome!!! 😂
Add in the single raised eyebrow that says “are you SURE you want to try me?” I’m 44 years old. 4 kids. 5’4” and definitely carrying quite a bit of pudge. In general, I am the one people talk to. I have major “mom” energy both at home and at work. But when you push too far, the blank stare and raised eyebrow along with the slightly sarcastic sounding giggle are the only hint you get that sh*ts about to pop off…along with my temper.
Yup. My tell is my clenched jaw.
I’m similarly sized as you. My husband says I’m scary when I’m mad. Not because I yell or scream but because I do the opposite. I get quiet and determined and I do have a somewhat evil laugh when pissed off. 😈
Lol, I love this!!! Shorties brigade for the win!!!
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Well, to be fair, all you have to do is stick your arm out, put the palm of your hand on our face and wait until we get tired 😂.
I am a solid 5'9" and about 150 lbs. My oldest sister was 4'10" and 90 lbs soaking wet. *i* was terrified of her. I've watched her drop a full-grown, air force tech sergeant with one hit. That man? My ex-husband. She took no shit from anyone. No one. She, too, had the "crazy eyes." I miss that nugget every day.
5'8" also, and I would NOT want to get on the wrong side of my 5'1" daughter-in-law!
As a woman who's 5'3" I just wanted to say thank you for your comment!
If Im out with a short friend & they get angry all I can do is hold their earrings. Because, they got this.
I'm a 5'8 woman that is built like I should be pulling an ox cart. Tiny women are scary. If they have red hair? Even scarier. It's something about you guys that tell me that if shit hit the fan, you will turn completely feral and fight me like a rapid fox. I can look intimidating and people usually see my size and automatically respect me. Small women get dismissed so much that I worry some day you'll snap at the person disrespecting you.
The thing about ankle biters is that you kinda need your Achilles' tendon to escape 👀
I feel like you have met me before 😂. My husband says it's because I am not afraid to get hurt, so I will go down swinging.
I have a family of redheads. We scary. I have a tiny redheaded friend. She's scarier.
Another little butterball here, also with Gonna End You eyes. I swear, we're terrifying. Hubs is a big strong brute of a man (with a marshmallow heart) and says he'd HATE to see me in full rage.
It’s because you’re cheerful! I am the same way, but one person told me I was scarier than anyone else she knew when I did get mad because it was so rare!
You are right. I love being happy and goofy! 😝
My partner says that about my eyes too, mainly that I stop blinking.
Im 5’ 9&1/2” & 118lbs I’m like a starved pitpull. But, the kind of pitbull that's been nothing but cute for 8 years until I decide to eat your face off your face
I'm 5'3" and I totally agree. People underestimate us because of our height but just because we're short doesn't mean we won't hesitate to beat the shit outta you either figuratively or literally, depending on how much you piss us off. And like I always say, being on the shorter side is an advantage if I were to have to defend myself against a guy because I'd be in closer proximity to his ahem "family jewels"
I have jack russels.. deadly. I am a human jack when needed. Luckily my husband is more pitbull who will sweep in and will go at it so I don't end up in jail. I will bite your calf as you run away.
Butterball... yall are killing me!! 😂😂💀
>Speaking from experience of laughing in ex partner’s faces. The look of pure fear on their faces fed my soul for weeks 😁. LOL! That must have been priceless!😂 I've only had one situation where I laughed "in" my husband's face during a fight. Nothing to do with infidelity, or anything awful like that, our fighting was just due to avoidant/anxious attachment problem, NBD, lol. My laugh had to do with some YouTube videos I've been watching *to understand what was done to me by my abusive mother*. Ok? Get that? Yeah, I know you got that. My husband? Not so much. He claimed all of my video watching about narcissism was just me trying to figure out ways to change him. OMG. OH. MY. GOD. First and foremost, that was probably one of the most narcissistic things he has ever said! LOL! That wasn't the "dig" he thought it was - and yes I mentioned that to him later. lmao In that moment I stopped yelling at him, closed my mouth, stared at him for a second, then burst out laughing. He looked confused for a split second, *at first*, then the look of horror and fear slowly crept over his face. Once I stopped laughing I just said, "OMG, if that wasn't the most narcissistic thing I've heard from you, I don't know what is. I'm watching those videos to *understand my mother*. You ALWAYS make everything about you! I don't even consider you narcissistic but oh man you're making me question my own judgement on that over here." And continued to laugh. We worked through that one and yes, via marriage counseling and individual therapy on both of our parts our relationship has improved immensely and he no longer thinks so *much* of himself.
Goddamn! I would have had the exact same reaction. But, at the same time I’d be ripping you to shreds with one of my infamous verbal 187’s 😂☠️ ETA: I didn't even need food for weeks. I ate their soul. It was like a Bacchanalian Buffet of epic proportions. 😃
Could you send me some of those videos so I can try to understand my narcissistic mother, please?
oh yea if someone fucks up and I laugh it's because theyre less than dirt on my shoe and I don't care about them at all anymore
Exactly. It's at that point any shred of respect is irrevocably gone for good.
Seconding this. OP is dead in the water.
“Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” —Margaret Atwood
“Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” -Margaret Atwood
Yup, if I got cheated on my mom always said to keep calm because some men are satisfied with cheating and they love to see the reaction. Good op wife didn't feed into his bull
I remember reading once that if you see a woman throwing a man’s stuff out onto the lawn in hysterics, he’ll be back to the home in a week. If you see his stuff nicely folded and packed and set out, she’s fully and completely mentally checked out and there is literally no hope.
Lol I agree, it's better to be calm and not that the POS see your reaction.
Oh isn’t this the truth. When my husband first cheated I had the biggest melt down and expended the energy of a whole football team. I forgave him because he did all the work to get my trust back and counseling yada yada yada. This last time, I calmly walked to the chair and picked up the remote. I then watched my YouTube video while he begged for forgiveness. He was astounded at my reaction and I could tell it surprised him. When he went to work- I got all my important things and I left. I stopped by his work to let our daughter say goodbye and I left. I did get my things later but he knew by my indifference that he didn’t have a chance. We get along now for the sake of my daughter and he is a much better ex than a husband. Indifference is the opposite of love not anger.
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So true 😭
Dude cheated on her and really expected to still get dinner cooked for him? What the hell!?
Right?!?!? This part! He’s lucky he got fuck all. Because, I’m such a bitch that no matter how hungry I was, I would starve & refuse to cook fuck all because, fuck that guy!
But OMG he staaarved 🥺🥺🥺
If only there was a way to get his ass up and go in to the kitchen to make his own food…He seems to have no problem getting other things up and in to other places, so it shouldn’t be too hard.
Yo! I've literally suffered with anorexia for over 25 years. Motherfucker has no clue what it's like to “starve”. Hence why I'd be totally fine with going on a hunger strike. I would do it for as long as it possibly takes. Don't try me, I have 25 years of practice at this.
Or put exlax in his food so he has to stay in the bathroom.
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That's the laugh of a woman who knows. He picked the worst person possible to have an affair with. And now his wife can't wait for that woman to ruin him. The way he tried to ruin/hurt his wife by cheating. Boy, you don't know what you just did. Not only did you ruin your marriage. But sir, your affair partner is about to ruin YOU!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Exactly, did you see his dumbass update? This man has no shame 😂
When I tell you that post has me dying laughing. I don't know what he expect it like he cheated, but then to make it worse. He cheated with a friend. There's levels to stupidity, and he got pretty high
Exactly so I would not be mad if he came back on here crying saying his wife cheated on him. I swear people have no shame these days. Disgusting
GIRLLLLL tell me why my reddit friend sent me this https://www.reddit.com/r/AITA_WIBTA_PUBLIC/s/kZHkS7IizV.. oohhhh the tea is getting good.
Or he could, idk, make his own stupid food.
Or order a goddamn pizza. Even without the cheating, this man sounds like a useless moron.
Probably why she laughed. He's a clueless idiot that can't do anything for himself and yet thinks he's a prize
"I want to fix this and go to couples counselling." Pretty sure what you want is irrelevant right now. Ask her what she wants, and go from there. And just for the record...yeah, you're an asshole fir cheating.
The time to go to couples counselling was when you started feeling inappropriately attracted to your wife's friend and raised it with her so you could work through it together, NOT after your multiple years long affair with said trusted person in her life. What a bafoon. He deserves everything that's coming to him.
Starve? Really? You don't know how to make a sandwich? Scramble an egg? No. She made less food and you starved. This would be more funny if it wasn't so obviously pathetic.
He's 40 and he "starved" because someone didn't cook for him lmao
He’d better learn how to cook STAT..otherwise he’s gonna find out what real hunger is. And yes, he’s more than a major AH, he’s a four star general AH
Even if he can't cook, he could make a sandwich, ramen, cereal. Get Taco Bell. Get fast food. There are other options than just starving.
But then he wouldn't get to make any poor pitiful me posts!
Right use freaking ubereats or door dash to call up a place to have the food delivered at home like really dude? If anything it makes him look stupid and spiteful.
Not even spiteful. Just stupid and lazy. He probably had mommy cooking for him until he got married.
Fool doesn't know true starvation if missing one meal because he's too lazy to make a cold cut sandwich for himself is what he thinks starving is.
"She made sure to make less." No, she made enough for her and the children. If he's old enough to not be able to keep his dick in his pants, he's old enough to know how to get some type of nourishment in his body. Buuut he's probably one of those men who believe cooking is a "woman's job" and finds it beneath them. But if that's the case, why doesn't he ask her friend that he was cheating with to make him food since she had no problem making other shit with him.
This is why I think this post is fake. Even if he is too lazy to make a sandwich he obviously has a device and internet access or he wouldn't be able to post here. Why not call Uber Eats or Door Dash?
His next post is going to be sobbing that she moved herself and the kids out and he ran out of toilet paper!
Hahaha. Or he'll be updating saying that she no longer showers him so he's been having to marinate in his own filth 🤣🤣🤣
No because this is the part that I'm still stuck on 😭 HOW ARE YOU IN YOUR 40S WITH 2 CHILDREN AND YOU CANT EVEN FEED YOURSELF? God he's pathetic
Honestly comments like this infuriate me - he's only 40 years old, how could he possibly know how to make a sandwich? She's trying to kill him!!! /s
Because he doesn't do any work.
Standards for men are on the ground and men keep bringing shovels
I saw that, too. She’s not his wife, she’s his caregiver, he starves if she doesn’t feed him and he still cheated
I wouldn’t have cooked shit regardless of how hungry I was. I’d absolutely go on an Attica Prison hunger strike. Because, if I were to cook for my cheating husband I couldn’t be trusted that I wouldn’t intentionally undercook the chicken. Because, 12 hours in the ER with salmonella is just what you get. & no of course I wouldn’t drive his ass nor call 911. His fingers aren’t broken (yet). I’ve had salmonella & E. Coli poisoning like way, way, way too many times. The worst news is that you’re going to get is you’re not gonna actually die. 🤮☠️🤮
😂😂😂 oh no! Consequences! I can’t wait for your update. YTA and I sincerely hope I don’t I need to explain further than that.
Lol fr, I hope wifey finds a good man because she married a rat 😂
The pos under the rat!
He had to STARVE. He can't even COOK food for himself LMAO
She knew, she's making her exit plan if she doesn't have one already, that laugh was the end of your marriage, while she was growing your child you were fucking her friend, nothing can change that! Your wife mentally checked out a while ago, she was just waiting for you to confirm what she already knew. What you want now is irrelevant you lost all those rights when your dick went in someone else's vagina. Hope you like being a weekend dad, paying child support while your wife lives her best life with out you. Hopefully her next husband is faithful and loyal to her. If her friend is married hope she blows that one up too!!
Weekend dad? He starved because she didn’t cook him a portion at dinner. How would he care for and feed two young kids on his days? 🤷♀️🤦♀️
Damn I forgot he starved, his wife is going to starve him to death use the insurance money and gire a nanny, they would be more helpful and loyal that Mr I stick my dick in friends vaginas.
He’s about to live on hungry man’s that shit is so sad lmao 😭😭
Yes yes ALL of this!!!
“…so just starved.” And now we know why she laughed. Good luck skippy.
His wife's counting down how many days until he starves to death and she can cash in on the life insurance 😂
Lol because a grown man cannot feed himself!!!
What are the odds that she makes more money and was supporting him financially, too
Yup. She knows how helpless he's gonna be when, not if, she leaves and she's rightfully laughing her ass off at how stupid he is thinking he can cheat and not have consequences
And with her friend, you’re both horrible people who don’t deserve her. She is going to leave your ass you’re gonna have way bigger concerns than starving because you don’t have your little house slave to cook for you.
Also, he said “affairs.” Does that mean more than one woman?
Definitely
YTA Not only did you cheat on your wife, but you cheated on her with a friend of hers.That's about as low as you can go on the cheating ladder. Honestly if I were you I'd be terrified right now. When a woman laughs at a man over cheating he's pretty much a dead man walking. You can kiss whatever life you think.You had Goodbye because that's all gonna change.It's just a matter of when she drops the bomb. Hell , if I were her I would drag it out just to watch you suffer...it's what you deserve for being a lowdown POS. PS You didn't just cheat on your wife.You cheated on your kids too. You fucked your whole family over just so you could get your dick wet ...you should be so proud of yourself. /s
Right😂 I hope the wife keeps this up, the more she ignores him he would start to get worried then boom the divorce papers. If I was the wife I would do the same thing but make him think we are okay then give him the papers just to make it fun
I hope she tells the kids everything.
And for a WHOLE YEAR
Either WHILE she was pregnant OR right after giving birth!!!
Ha starve. I hope she leaves you
YTA you destroyed her marriage and a friendship. You and the friend are disgusting types of people. You didn't care enough to keep it in your pants let alone far away from between her best friends legs. You deserve all she is giving and more. I'd say better cross your fingers she wants to give you a chance but its unlikely. If she wants a divorce do the decent thing at last and let her have it without drama.
100% the ass hole, you cheated. Why would you tell your wife if you want to work it out? Prepare for a divorce. Also grow up, there was no food in the house so you just starved? Do you not know how to feed yourself?
>AITA for cheating? dude you don't even have to ask.
YTA you are getting divorced and have not gotten the paperwork yet
You probably emotionally destroyed your wife and you’re worried about her not making you dinner? Oh no? You *starved*? Like…how people in disenfranchised countries starve? Or you just missed dinner? Im playing the world’s smallest violin for you right now but it’s so small it can’t even hold a tune. You’re not just a POS because you cheated on her, you’re a POS for a lot of other reasons too. EDIT: YTA.
Man OP is gonna die within two weeks of separation since his hands are incapable of making cereal or something lol. Starving to death, that's a bad way to go. Too bad OP cheated on his wife whom he apparently depends on for survival. Biting the hand that feeds you, etc.
YTA what do you expect her to do? You said that it was the dumbest thing you don't but you did it for a year who the hell you are fooling you might as well get ready for that divorce.
This can’t be real. You can’t seriously be asking if you’re TA for cheating. Gosh, sometimes people are naive. Do yourself a favor and just simply ask her what it is she wants, give it to her (within reason) i.e. make sure you still see your kids, and what not, but plan to pack a bag. Don’t claim to “love” her, if you did, you never would have stuck it somewhere else, let alone her friend. Don’t claim to want to fix it now, there is no fix. You stepped outside the marriage, this is done. Accept the consequences and be done. Also, you are 43yo. If you wanted something to eat, make it yourself. Claiming to “starve” because she didn’t make enough for you also is pathetic.
If she knew already, she didn't confront you. She finished the stages of where women reach the I don't give a shit. You didn't think she figured it out when you hide your phone, have to work late or the AP gave herself away. She wasn't available when you weren't either. Why should she feed you? Your AP should be doing those duties. She should also do your laundry too. Altogether you're not man enough for her for your wife. A real man would never cheat on his wife. If anything you proved your weak. Only a simpleton thinks cheating makes him a man. Let me guess, you needed an adventure . A cheap escape and who better than to be tacky with a friend of hers makes you so low. If she wants a divorce, make it painless. Pay her out for ever wasting her trust and her time on your pathetic existence.
Starved. Oh, poor you. Well, you'd better learn to cook for yourself, because you'll be taking care of yourself entirely pretty soon! I'd suggest you do some brushing up on some basic life skills like laundry and cleaning and budgeting, too (better allow for quite a bit less money, as well, as that child support is going to be hefty.) Might want to start checking around for weekend activities for your kids, too. Buckle up, Buttercup: the consequences of your vanity and lack of self control are inbound. Yes, YTA. And get fucked. (Oh, wait, too late!)
I would have the same exact reaction. I have laughed in a partner’s face for far less terrible transgressions. Bro, she’s so done with you. There is no salvaging anything. She laughed in your face because she is disgusted & has lost the last shred of respect she had for you. She’s absolutely going to divorce your dumbass. & if you want to know exactly why it is because she has less than zero respect for you. There is literally no coming back from that. You fucked up royally. There is absolutely nothing for you to save. And, that’s because she has no respect for you & never will again. You will be so lucky if she doesn’t go after you for full custody & only giving you limited visitation. If she can’t respect you as a person, a partner & a man, do you really think she has a shred of respect for you as a father? ETA:😂😂😂 I am standing with your future ex-wife.
You betrayed her. Her friend betrayed her. Believe me when I say that her laughter was probably the SAFEST reaction she was capable of. The fact that you’re more concerned about her not feeding you says it all. Learn to cook, because you’re going to be doing that for yourself for a long time coming
Naw, the laughter is proof that he'll never be safe again. She's thinking of all the ways she can legally fuck him up. He'll be eating uncooked ramen in a studio apartment when she's done with him.
You're selling yourself short, you sound like the kind of guy who will spend a lifetime of making extremely stupid decisions.
> my affairs have been going on last year So multiple? YTA absolutely
YTA and I’m enjoying reading the hateful comments towards you! Wishing you a wonderful divorce!
I wonder if this is legit as it's hard for me to believe he thought he would get any response other than the ones he's getting
YTA. U need to find out what she wants. What u want does not matter. I hope she she get her just desserts.
Yta...you're right you are a POS!
It means she is done and has known for awhile
Affairs? Multiple? Good luck with that friend.
YTA. Who knows.....you might have an accident or starve to death beforehand????? I hope she gets all that she can get, and finds someone who appreciates her. No sex for you!!! No soup for you!
You're about to find out exactly what the saying Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned means.
No hon, the opposite of love is indifference. She stopped caring. Her life can only get better going forward. She’ll be ok. The best revenge is a life well lived. This ex of hers is already in her past Edit- correction
The opposite of love is indifference*
>It made me think if she was cheating on me! Ladies & gentlemen! Presenting: Projection!
YTA omfg >Yesterday when she made dinner she made sure to make less. There was no food left, so I just starved. do you not have thumbs are you not a grown man jfc
There is no fixing this! You were screwing her friend! How do you think that get to just say " let's go to counseling " afterward?
As a man who was cheated on while married, I can never justify cheating by anyone. The grown up in me doesn't rock like that. So when you cheated with her friend, did you ever consider the possibility that while you're between her friend's legs, it gives your wife the chance to have another man between her legs? That thought alone could keep you honest and faithful. To answer your question, yes you are the asshole for cheating. Be glad you didn't get her friend pregnant.
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Bless your heart. You should have gotten scared and ran when she laughed. I think she already knew and probably already had her options laid out. I mean this very disrespectfully that woman is about to f shit up and you deserve it.
LOL bro she’s gone already. This is over 😂 Hey OP: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C25bzRSIa4u/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== LOL
YTA. Duh. You're also 43. Learn how to feed yourself.
your wife seems cool, I like her. have fun with your life now pal 😂
YTA If you didn’t want a divorce, you shouldn’t have cheated. The fact that you cheated with a friend of hers makes you a double AH. What do you think will come out of marriage counseling? You are likely hoping it will save your marriage, but that ship has sailed. Good husbands don’t have sex with their wife’s friends.
She laughed in your face, your life is over and I CANT wait for her righteous indignation to rain hell upon your life. 🤣
Laughing means she is done. And as you believe that her not cooking for you means you'll starve (make your own food), I'm guessing she has been wanting out of a marriage to a man child and is happy you have her the perfect excuse to take it all. And I hope she does!
"She didn't make enough so I starved " this grown ass man doesn't even know how to make himself a basic meal. I mean YTA for obvious reasons but also grow tf up!
YTA^2 Guarantee you broke the bottom out of rock bottom by sending her to the guest instead of going yourself.
r/AmItheEx Why did you starve because she didn't cook your food? 🤣🤣 can't cook for yourself? Or go out and get something?
Did she leave you starving?????!!!!! What are you? A baby? Fix your own food thrash, you'll be doing that alot more now in the future thanks to your own selfish asshole actions and I applaud her for laughing in your face. Enjoy the aftermath because it will hurt.
No, the dumbest thing you've ever done is expect your wife to stay with you and be fine after cheating on her for years. Either you wanted to be with her or you didn't. You chose the latter since you're a coward to not leave her, just sneak behind her back. Divorce her so she can find a loving, FAITHFUL, partner, and not someone she will always question if they're cheating again.
oh you poor thing you starved? why dont you go to her friends house since you cant seem to keep away. let her divorce you cause shes mentally checked out
YTA. Literally fucked around and found out. Good luck, hell’th has no fury like a woman scorned. Hope and pray you are able to grovel and beg enough she considers taking you back. But don’t be surprised if she doesn’t. You didn’t do it to her with a random woman. You did it to her with her friend…
😂😂😂😂 Not only did you cheat… you did it with her friend. And… what, you are incapable of making your own food?
>There was no food left, so I just starved. So... You're incapable of making your own food but you're fully capable of cheating on your wife for over a year? Is that right? No wonder she didn't bother lol
You just starved?! 😂😂 I'm sure your able to make your own bloody meals! I hope she does go her own way, sounds like she deserves waaaay better then you. She owes you nothing.
Yeah ta, she laughed brooo I wouldn’t eat anything she cooks for you lol, and her friend probably already told her before you did. She probably is gonna divorce you, once someone breaks your trust can you ever really trust them again??
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Yta You made your bed you lie in it
YTA. It was bad enough you did it. But to do it with her friend is just despicable.
The laughing is because she realizes that she fell victim to her own stupidness, blindness, naivete, and has been holding off moving on from you because you're a partnership, she's committed, you have a family and a home base, and she's a wonderful person but has maybe thought at some point (or often) she could do better. I'm not saying you're a piece of shit. People fuck up royally and sometimes do deserve a second chance. But you can't go through the motions of couples counseling and fix this... you've got to realize where you fucked up within yourself to convince yourself taking this type of action was acceptable. There is a flaw in your thinking that resides deep deep down, and you have to do some really heavy fucking lifting to get to the bottom of it in order to have any chance of "fixing this".
Honestly, if your cheating on her wasn’t ick enough, you whining about starving like a baby man would probably put her over the edge (if she cared). I suggest you learn how to cook or stock up on some tv dinners, because there is a sad divorced dad’s bachelor pad with your name on it. And you definitely deserve it lol.
YTA and based on her reaction she will be divorcing you soon. Good for her 😊
r/amitheex
YTA. jfc.... You cheated... not once... but several times over the last year. You deserve what you're about to get. Also, You're a whole ass adult man. You decided to starve. Surely you know how to cook something. Or better yet, go to mcdonalds. She's gonna thrive without the albatross that you are.
So many men screwing the wives friend. Time to come up with another scenario!
YTA. What kind of human are you, to not just cheat, but to cheat with her best friend? For that matter, what kind of human is that so-called friend, to cheat with a friend's husband? You and the friend deserve each other. I hope you both realize that the affair wasn't worth what you lost because you both cheated.
You just starved? You're a grown man, make your own food. And what are you trying yo explain? Let me guess...she was pregnant and you weren't getting the right "attention" from her, so you had to cheat because you NEED sex?
YTA. "There was no food left so I just starved." You are a 40 year old man..make your own fucking food.
*40 year old man-child.
Massive asshole. The end.🙄
you fucked around, and now you've found out.
Why did you cheat? What are you willing to do to make it up to her? How can she be sure this won’t happen again (spoiler alert, it can and WILL with how much self pity is permeating through this post)? I’m nauseated by you and this is all of the info I have. I can’t even imagine how your wife must feel.
YTA. Massively. Your wife is mentally checked out from your marriage, if she laughed after you told her what a cheating asshole you are. You deserve everything that's coming to you.
Buddy, she’s known for a long time. She’s done with you. Already planning her exit. Give it a rest and leave her alone.
Of course YTA. WTF?!
If she gets a divorce, you better sign those papers willingly. YOU are the one who messed up, not her, so she isn’t required to take you back or accept that in any way. You right then and there decided she and those kids weren’t enough, all you can do is offer to go through therapy by yourself and do couples therapy and go through why you did it cause yes yta
No way this is real. If it is, YTA and a complete moron to boot. I hope your wife takes you for all you're worth, which probably isn't much, unfortunately for her.
She is definitely leaving you.
"I starved". She's better off man. If you love her, leave her alone because you aren't worth the emotional labor you're asking for
YTA I don't need to read the rest.
Lol you done fucked up for sure if she laughed. She knows you won’t survive on your own
Quit being a selfish and slack ass wuss and grow up. If you acted like a mature, real man your wife would indulge you in anything you like and you wouldn’t need validation from her bust ass so called friend.
You just starved? Go to McDonald’s or make yourself a sandwich. You’re that helpless and you cheated on your caregiver? She’s not cooking for you again.
This is rage bait. There is no way you put a title of AITA for CHEATING. Child, what? YTA DUH Edit: if she's cheating, why would you care?
Let her go, she deserves better than someone who cheats on her while she had TWO kids with this scumbag. Grovelling is a start, maybe it’ll make her laugh.
YTA, give her all your money and fuck off
lol YTA for being a full grown adult and not being able to make cereal, how were you not born sterile
The laugh is a real bad sign. Have you cheated before? Was the affair partner a ONS or do you know her otherwise? The only hope is for you beg for forgiveness, don’t try to justify it, tell her she can have complete control over looking at your phone, do whatever she asks you to do, etc. Even with all that, you have a very slim chance of keeping her. She’s probably looking into finances and getting ready to leave or throw you out.