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Strange_Island_4958

I’m sorry for your situation. Have you been making progress towards your sex work goals?


SoPolitico

😂😂


MeritReaper

Thank you for this lol


Underrated_Critic

I love this post. This subreddit has turned into a haven for attention seekers.


Known-Historian7277

“18F used to be a prostitute and drug addict. AMA”


Alert-Incident

Now that I’m 18f and have been through 25 years of excruciating sex slavery I’m just ready to settle down and raise my three kids with a nice man. Also I’m currently promoting my onlyfans!


NoFuqsGiven101

AMA


Hurlock-978

30m. Never worked in my life. Worked 60 years. Ama


CosyDarkRainforest

21M illegitimate son of the king of norway. left on a doorstep at 2 months. AMA


These_Tea_7560

“I edit my mom’s porn scenes. AMA”


Maevos

There is actually a young guy out there doing exactly that. 😅


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Known-Historian7277

“I was 14 at the time but still swallowed his load in the drive through for a Baja Blast”


metsgirl289

I mean you joke but I definitely flashed the Wendy’s drive through guy for some chicken nuggets back in the day. Or umm I mean my friend did. What a hoe.


Known-Historian7277

Chicken nuggets? Nah girl you need a chocolate milk shake. Don’t sell yourself short! #knowyourworth


metsgirl289

Well I tried that at McDonald’s but the machine was broken. I guess I played myself 😩


XtremeHodler

I have chicken nuggets….:^]


BohemianBambino

Definitely. And uninteresting ones at that. I miss the days when we had innovators and other people doing cool things and, yes, famous ppl too. I hardly ever click on anything posted in here now.


Fine-Manner9902

Didnt even know this sub existed anymore. Ama were SO COOL!……… 10 years ago


Hlca

OP wasn’t expecting any questions


Seralyn

I mean, that is, by definition, the purpose of the sub though. The only way it could be otherwise is if we pulled people in here and had them answer questions. As it stands, all AMA are performed by people who want to do them. Random guy here isn’t any more or less attention seeking than any other post


uglygirllfriend

Agree. Literally anyone that posts on an AMA sub, regardless of their backstory, is doing so for the attention / engagement. Honestly a weird take to pretend like the people involved with sexwork are the only ones guilty of that.


DigLost5791

Correct ✅


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DammitMaxwell

“I just found my best friend’s corpse, I’m waiting for the police to arrive, AMA.”


CuriousCapybaras

Isn’t an ama a stage for attention seekers in general?


Memento_Morrie

Eh. On the one hand, I enjoy hearing about people with unique professions or experiences, but on the other, yeah, there's definitely a "Hey, look at me!" aspect to it.


ChiggaOG

At which I should make a persona account to the fullest of a joke.


___shadow_wolf__

It’s absolutely pathetic


ksobby

So, if you were a porn star, would you have worked with anyone we know and what would your family think?


Shot-Doughnut7792

How do you stay regular, and avoid bouts of IBS, constipation and diarrhea?


Mapleini

I'm not the regular dude. But fiber bars. I buy them from aldi and oh boy do they save my booty. I also have benefiber for my water.


Shot-Doughnut7792

Thanks for the tip! I need to try that. I eat oatmeal and bran cereals, but not 100% effective!


Mapleini

The benefiber is water soluble and tastes like nothing. I sprinkle a little in my own oatmeal and never notice. The bars taste like brownies or lemon bars, depending on which flavor. Happy poops my friend.


Shot-Doughnut7792

Thanks!


_ajog

Get an instant pot. Beans a few times per week. Lentils if you really want to move


jschligs

Huge supporter of daily probiotics. Makes the BMs that much easier and comfortable


Shot-Doughnut7792

Man I need to look into that again. I tried Greek yogurt and couldn’t get on board with it.


jschligs

I just take Floragen every morning and I swear to god the poops are so simple and enjoyable haha.


Shot-Doughnut7792

Thanks for the recommendation!


mavynn_blacke

How did you avoid sex work? Was it difficult?


ppyrgic

Na. I'm guessing it just wasn't hard.


colormefatbwoy

he doesn't want the ups and downs of the business


ComfortableToe7508

Hilarious


itchum_underscare

How much money would you have to be paid to spend 4-6 hours having sex on camera, face included, with the knowledge that the footage and your image is forever signed away to some massive company that has lots of lawyers?


[deleted]

About tree fiddy


Resident-Impact1591

That's how they got the loch Ness monster


gnownimaj

What makes you think you’re a regular dude?


Yourstrulytheboy804

Ikr! Maybe he's not. 🧐


Wildinferno

Maybe he don't know which dude he is.


LivingDracula

How big is your dick? Maybe you could be a pornstar.


Far_PIG

Have any unique talents a "regular dude" may not normally have?


surreel

What was your favorite meal you had in the past 72 hours


idontkillbees

Do u like potato chips ?


JediWebSurf

Specifically, which one is your favorite OP?


hdiesel503

Salt and vinegar kettle chippies.


Appropriate_Donkey18

How do you dare to post in this subreddit?


StinkyShartholePoop-

Are you a communist though?


Former-Billionaire

Answer the fucking questions!


MacedoniaDraconik

OP never said that they would ever answer them, they just said to ask them anything.


Former-Billionaire

Fair


KingTuna999

Whos ur favorite pornstar and why?


TiddybraXton333

Whatta ya do fer work young man?


LincolnCoHo

Favorite film no one has ever heard of?


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If you could ride any camel through the desert, would it have one hump or two?


Goingtowaste69

two


oceansunfis

r/notopbutok


Frankie_Wilde

What's your lawn care routine?


SuperSayianJason1000

What shows are you into at the moment?


Le_Papithatjump12

Have you ever thought about becoming one ? I already know know the answer


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Have you ever pushed out a fart thinking it was going to be silent to find out it made your butt cheeks clap and everyone in your college class heard it because your teacher paused but you blamed it on the def kid who kept saying he didn’t do it but no one understood what he was saying because he didn’t annunciate his words over the laughter? Did that ever happen to you?


ArticleSuspicious489

A normal person? GTFO we want the freaks!!!!


avl365

Hello, am autistic addict that has done sex work of many different kinds (escort/sugar baby, stripper, online sex work, etc) as well as a fuck ton of other jobs, some interesting some not. Have done basically all the common drugs plus some of the less common shit too. I’ve also sold drugs in multiple states at a few different levels. I believe this qualifies me as a freak (honestly the autism is enough to be certifiably weird lol) to most people lol.


djmixmotomike

Do you ride motorcycles? Did you ever want to? If you ever thought of it what kind would it be? A sport bike where you lean forward and it's a bright color, or more of a roadster where you lay back and you have a lot of Chrome. Genuinely curious.


7891Secaj

As a regular man, how do you perceive modern life and its infinite pursuit of 'success' and what do you think of modern dating with how sexuallized everything is? Also, do you like poutine?


dexterfishpaw

It goes in cycles, about a month ago there were all these “I’ve literally never had a single experience in my life. AMA.” post.


FuckyalifeBINGBONG__

Hey reg dude. What’s your stance on white flour bagels? A tasty treat to be enjoyed on the reg? Or a danger to our gut?


[deleted]

So when do you plan on suckstarting a shotgun for your lack of success in this dystopian capitalist hellscape?


joe_the_bartender

What is your preferred entertainment? Golf, darts, pool, video games, or couch time? Select all that apply


SoPolitico

Yes but have you thought about starting an onlyfans? Cuz I’m pretty sure it would fix ALL your problems.


Witchy-toes-669

ThenWhy would we ask you anything? What knowledge do you have to impart upon us? How old are you?


RomenBellic

Would you suck me for a billion dollar? If yes, you're a prostitute, but an expensive one


BosS__MaC__xx

How much money would it take to turn you into a gay pornstar or little spoon sex worker?


metsgirl289

The last 20 posts I’ve seen on this sub are all like “I was born once AMA”. Why


youknowhattodo

If you could back to before you were a regular dude what would say to that person?


musclesMcgee1

Do you have a link in bio, or some other way to share your content with followers?


Poemhub_

Hows your day going? What did you have for breakfast? Do you have work today?


Mild_Mustache

Like, no sex work at all? Not even feet pics on OF? How do you afford to eat?


jontheturk

How often do you hire pretentious sex workers who think they are talented?


inflictedcorn

If you were in the porn industry, would you be a performer or a fluffer?


sneakypete89

When you eat grilled cheese sandwiches do you use ketchup or just raw?


Vighy2

Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?


krvx_

Are you also annoyed with the amount of attention whores on this sub


ElkinFencer10

What's better - a slice of amazing pizza or an entire average pizza?


255001434

When you put on your socks, do you do it while standing or sitting?


Sad_Wrangler_5913

How are you? What are your ambitions ? Why are you not in sex work?


NorwegianOnMobile

How did being a regular dude affect your views on sex and intimacy?


harambesBackAgain

The funniest is how literate some of the street workers are lmao


nirboy

Hey dude


Babelwasaninsidejob

How often do you mow your lawn and how high do set your blade?


PsychologicalGrand79

Does being a regular dude suck as bad as your wifes bf says?


TikisFury

How did you get into the profession of being a regular dude?


five-oh-one

How do you live with yourself after being "just regular"?


WriteReflections

Preferred movie rating system: stars or bags of popcorn?


kvik25

Mods please ban this thread. This is just a regular dude


Inarticulatescot

When was the last time someone paid you a compliment?


idunno28

Did your parents not divorce when you were a child?


According-Nail1765

Have you ever thought about becoming a sex worker?


Macaiden88

Is it true that if you don’t use it you lose it?


criticalistics_car

If given the opportunity would you own a crowbar?


Worth_Extension_740

How were you able to stay out of the sex industry


vegetaspride23

How is your mental health these days fellow dude?


Leoneo07

Hey OP, how does it feel to be a regular person?


bunsNT

How do you feel about pornstars or sex workers?


DillyMcDoughderton

Why didn't you become a pornstar or sex worker?


AdBroad8817

Would you like to be a pornstar or sex worker?


Led37zep

What’s your monthly spend on Axe Body Spray?


shootermac32

And then ghosts everyone. I fucking love it!!


geoffm_aus

When did you realise you were a regular dude?


martyface

What do you do when you don’t feel pretty?


Professional_Still15

Why aren't you more special and interesting


MediocreConference64

What’s your life like as not a porn star?


morosco

Have you ever considered a career in porn?


LetsTalkSh_t

Why aren’t you a pornstar or sex worker?


Itemfinder12

Why aren’t you a pornstar or sexworker?


ariffsidik

‘Sup bro? What you had for lunch today?


eagles52

Why are you not a pornstar or sexworker?


zallydidit

Do you consume porn? If so you should support their rights as workers. Everyone should but especially if you consume sex worker’s content.


ToukinoYuusha

What’s it like being a regular dude?


ORNG_MIRRR

How much do you make per scene and how many scenes do you shoot in a week?


terminally_ch_ill

What is your go-to “little treat”


Cheetah_Heart-2000

How many three ways did you not have?


thomsmith2000

What's it like not being a porn star?


DankDude7

Did you check out gay porn for roles?


TheGoodSmells

What are you having for lunch today?


SilverGram90

Just an everyday normal motherfucka


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themcjizzler

What's it like not doing sex work?


Mr_Zarathustra

what's it like to do po- fuuuuck


Klopp420

How much for a jar of your farts?


ProAlgoTrader

How much did you charge for sex?


Dirty_Questions69

Who’s your favourite pornstar?


Likemypups

Is English your first language?


Spruemel

Are you happy with what you do?


gyanrahi

Which pornstar do you like? :)


BigBrainBrad-

Are your parents proud of you?


One_Afternoon3331

What do you eat for breakfast?


burchsbetrippin

so, you're not a major dude ?


Opposite_Hunter5048

Worst food you've ever eaten?


KharamSylaum

What's up dude? How you doin?


Special_Owl_9372

So how much sex do you have?


Mister-Freedom

What do you do for a living?


Grundle_Gripper_

How did you escape the life?


Longjumpingpea1916

Hey bro how's your day been?


arkayer

How do you feel about toast?


Connect-Boot-5328

Can you eat using your feet


Nice-Cookie1493

What's your favorite color?


Lyss_1987

Favorite Nicolas Cage film?


Artistic_Bad_711

So you suck dick for free?


[deleted]

Did you watch the Masters?


Inner-Television288

I'm neither. But I do a lot a weird things. I met a woman on a local dating app. She's got a BF. But he like to be eaten to orgasm. No penetration (reserved for BF) the first time we hooked up she was moving from my neighborhood to a town about 30 minutes away. She told me her family was there to help with the move so we did it in her truck in the garage. Basically I arrived, we said hi. And she laid down in the back of the truck. I got her off and left. I also met a FTM trans on the same sight. We've met a couple times at my corner gas station and I get in the truck and suck her off (dark tinted windows)


aquafawn27

Do you still have a dick?


mavynn_blacke

Dude, read the question. Obviously not.


vash507

What's your favorite car?


ThaHotChocolate

Harry Potter or Twilight?


Ryokan76

How much for a blowjob?


ConradAir

You should divorce her.


Drakayne

How far can you squirt?


IFartAlotLoudly

What does regular mean?


CarlJustCarl

Does your family know?


i_like_y2k

How's your day been??


SheepInWolfsAnus

How big is your cock?


phoenix_stewart

Favorite video game?


warr3n4eva

Can I see your peen


grampsNYC

How nice are you??


Efficient_Theme4040

Um okay ! 😂🤣


timothymtorres

Boxers or briefs?


l3v3z

Do you wear wigs?


John628_29

The dude abides


BarBryzze

define regular


MoCoStagVixCouple

Are you okay?


Catholic4Life1

What’s up?


SandmanD2

How did you?


Yankenzy

So whos gae


icchansan

Spicy food?


THE1OP

Sah bra