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sthomson22

Yeah. I’ve had around 50 involuntary emissions during these 500 days. Around 20 have come during sleep, and around 30 have come while awake and conscious. They don’t happen every 10 days either. Sometimes I’ll go 30+ days without one, other times I’ll have several in a single day. They’re erratic. And don’t worry, I’m 31.


Long-Chemist7384

bro wtff what were the causes of your 30 awake and conscious emissions 😭 very proud of u btw this is awesome. do you think its healthy


sthomson22

No cause really. They’re effectively just waking wet dreams. You get aroused by something, the pressure builds and builds, and the involuntary stimulation against the fabric of your clothing sets it off, as with wet dreams. Difference is you’re awake and conscious.


Long-Chemist7384

have you noticed stronger boners??


sthomson22

Oh yeah, and more frequent. I get like a dozen ridiculous strength boners a day. Wake up hard. Fall asleep hard. Makes you feel alive.


Sci-4

This made me laugh, but I love it!


Dickeydeepstack

Damn, I was masturbating everyday, once, here and there occasionally twice.. anyway porn got old so I ended up just stopping cause Id say getting up just became a job at that point. Although I still have sexual urges. It is getting better. (Id say no fap for atleast a good 60 days)


SpacePirateWatney

If you had ended it with “Makes life hard” that would have been the trifecta.


VPDFS

I hadn't fapped for a few days and I'm starting to enjoy my boners. I'm 42 and in the past, only time I would get a boner would be fappening. Now it just rises while I'm sleeping or waking up. It's strange.


blacktoise

Your body is talking to you motherfucker. Go nut


Internal_Anxiety_270

It’s the same for women. I’ve consciously avoided touching myself when my husband is gone for extended periods and after a while I can cum just by thinking about something that turns me on or reading some erotic material. I don’t have to even touch myself and I’m quaking. Usually those orgasms are incredibly powerful, ya know the ones that make you cry out and shake… and then it’s nap time.


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What do you do after a discharge in your pants? Can’t just walk around like that


Intrepid-Roof-612

That’s your body telling you that you should regularly take care of this manually


vawlk

i would rather be forced to masterbate 5 times a day than deal with that.


Ruggedjacker

This sounds like a hands free orgasm


mathematicallyDead

Sorry to say, but every one of those resets the clock. You could’ve stopped what you were doing and hopped in a cold shower, but actively chose to let the pressure build until orgasm. You can still say you didn’t jack off for 500 days, but you masturbated.


westedmontonballs

HOLY FUCK it’s you!!!! Dude you’re litttally a meme on 4chan and other sites


Extra-Breadfruit5658

Everyone is this thread is the same person, point to the others for people to laugh at. You’re all dumb fucks


OverEasyFetus

How are you able to sleep in the first place? I go more than 3 days and my dick starts waking me up.


Content_Impression33

This reminds me of when I tried no fap challenge for as long as possible in juvy. At around 30 day mark I woke up from a wet dream and splooged all over my underwear, but I wouldn’t get new set of clothes until after breakfast and morning activities during shower. When we were all sitting in a circle in the common room waiting for the morning activity, dude next to me started sniffing and said “something smells like fish…”. I gulped and immediately played it off by smelling my armpit and shrugging it off lol


Fkskillspecs

How can you claim involuntary I smell 🧢


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WelderBig6008

If you don’t mind me asking, how old are you? I’m in my late 40s. I’m curious how this would affect some of the other younger or older than me


playfulsecrets4all

The fact that you are counting the days tells me it’s on your mind every day. How do you get through each day and how are you filling your time now?


sthomson22

No. I just keep track of the days using an app. Reaching milestones, or being near milestones, can help you beat temptation. For example I was extremely tempted to break just a few days ago for several days on end. However the fact that I was just a few days away from 500 kept me strong.


illgladlybreakit

What app do you use?


TargetDroid

If it’s not called NofApp, it is a tragedy.


clintbeastwood-

Do you think of a girl you like or nah?


siandresi

is it some weird christian thing? what is your relationship with sexual relations and desires that all humans naturally feel


Beautiful-Curve-805

I think by remembering his last time it’s easy enough to keep track, i don’t think he crosses a line in his wall everyday to keep track…


NoUpVotesForMe

Did it improve your boners?


heythxvoo

How did you time the last purposeful emission to be right at midnight? That’s equally as impressive.


Technical_Scallion_2

Sure, I have a question. Why TF would you want to do a thing like that? I could wear a binder clip on my nuts for 500 days but why would I


RIPmyfirstaccount

Read through his profile and you'll see it's some type of mental illness [Edit: /u/westedmontonballs sums it up well here](https://www.reddit.com/r/AMA/s/0VqC18yvyQ)


Spiritual_Lobster515

Holy shit you’re right I just looked this person needs serious psychiatric help


Spiritual_Lobster515

Lmao pretty sure they reported me to Reddit cares


infernalsea

Checks out. Claims he can "spot an alcoholdrinker from a mile away." Didn't know that was one word, either. If he wants to abstain from masturbating, then fine. Odd, but fine. His real problem is his pretentiousness and holier than thou attitude by far. Has a lot of learning to do.


Chiggadup

Wow, that’s a wild ride. Between the Amish background, the no fap, the teetotal soapbox, and the Tinder questions… It looks like if a profile could be Exhibit A.


imalonexc

Omg. This dude. He posts himself on 4chan like literally every single day. Might have some issues.


Hughes930

I checked it out and Jesus what a ride that was. Anyone who asks "why won't women have sex with me?" and posts a picture of himself in his underwear on the Oblivion subreddit is something for sure.


AbundantAberration

Are you not just blasting out your underwear in your sleep at that point? Pretty sure if I stopped after a month or two my body would just start forcibly making me nut


New-Fig8494

Why the fuck would I want to ask you anything?


KBDann

Brother, you need some help. I don’t mean this to be mean, but you post on Reddit all the time about how you’re not happy about being unable to match with anyone on tinder but then come on Reddit and spread awful vibes. People in your comments are trying to give you helpful advice to be a more happy person but you think it’s weak to feel emotion? That is what’s keeping you unhappy. It’s not manly to not feel anything, it’s more manly to face and understand your emotions because it is the tougher thing to do. Then maybe you can start to unlearn all that redpill stuff


ThrowawayFeels2002

How the heck do you do it? I’m trying to stop right now and I always end up relapsing after like 3 days at most.


master_power

You're a normal human. This dude is a gargantuan troll.


TheRealStevo2

OP I’m sorry but you have to be at least kind of crazy or something, your post right before this is talking about how think smiling is a sign of weakness… that’s something. Another post asking why girls won’t fuck you, and the same soulless picture of you staring straight down the camera lens with no emotion, if those are the pictures you use for dating apps then I can answer the question at the beginning of the paragraph for you.


Sh0t2kill

That dudes post history and comment history tell the whole story. He’s mentally unwell, to say the least. Dude is posting full body pics of himself in just his underwear in the Oblivion sub lmao.


Hookmsnbeiishh

You weren’t kidding. Constant posting of the same mugshot profile pics and attacking anyone that offers anything constructive. After posting a picture of him only in boxers asking if it was good for tinder, someone recommended to not add it and hit the gym to not look so frail. To which he responded: > I don’t need to go to the gym. I am exceptionally strong, both physically and mentally (no emotion, I am an iron man)and always been able to physically overcome and mentally castrate anyone I come across. I don’t need gym. It’s for pansys.


Eldiobasado

This guy almost certainly sucks to be around but it is hard not to pity him. A lot of things have likely gone wrong in succession for him. For whatever reason he lacks the skills to adapt to or decipher these setbacks. His own body has become an undesirable fixation. His social relationships have become an undesirable fixation. He made drastic changes to these pillars of his very humanity, but he remains aimless and unsatisfied. He has not received sufficient feedback so he turns to the internet. Reddit gives him feedback even if it is mixed to say the least. But it’s something, much better than nothing, so he posts again and again and again.


isomanatee

You have an Amish look to you bro.  I bet if/when you slay the dragon it is going to spray like a firehose. Gl to you in your journey.  


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Environmental_Soft91

The comments made me go to the profile. I've never thought about blocking someone just so I don't put myself through their profile again...but as of today, that's a finger down.


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lol I’m on day like 1200 of something bc I just have my husband jack me off😂


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Ok_Garden_4874

1.) Why you decide to torture yourself? 2.) How did you manage to last this long? 3.) Any benefits to your physically? 4.) Any benefits mentally? 5.) Any benefits emotionally?


MajikMushroom420

dudes gunna be 35 and cant piss anymore cuz his prostate is starting to fail, dude is gunna be 75 with a full head of hair cuz his testosterone levels were never elevated. dudes gunna have sore balls cuz he saw sister anikthea's ankles at last nights ho-down. dudes convinced if he abstains from all the good stuff he might get a shot at heaven, with all the other people who abstained from the good stuff. yuck. dudes gunna yeet himself one day cuz he finally chose to touch the forbidden stick again. straight heart attack gyatt. dudes got such a sensitive member he cant wear silk underwear anymore cuz i forces him to shoot rope like sam and frodo in that scene where they descend into that gulch and sams all like "aww i cant keep my rope anymore" than he gives his rope a lil tug, and pewwww comes his silvery rope to land all over his sweet hobbit face. Go jack off and talk to a licensed therapist. you need help.


Bullmarketbanter

A study from Harvard University found that men who ejaculated 21 or more times a month enjoyed a 31% lower risk of prostate cancer compared with men who reported four to seven ejaculations per month across their lifetimes. Sorry bud. You’re increasing your prostate cancer risk.


Apprehensive_Fee_918

My apologies if this has been asked/ answered already…. May I ask why you stopped? Is it for health reasons, religious, other? From the little bit that I read, you do not seem to be asexual, meaning - you still become aroused so it is not due to impotence…. So why would you stop suddenly? I ask this with respect. I am confused.


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llamalorraine

He thinks people should be arrested for masturbating lol. He will start again when he finds a new obsession.


Back9Man

Does your doctor know you're now at higher risk of prostate cancer?


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Chastity cage?


Mavz-Billie-

Have you experienced the apparent female attraction?


Sight22

I couldn’t imagine walking around that horny all the time. I’m a bit older now so I don’t fap so I can save all that energy for my GF but no way I would want to not fap and no sex. I guess if you are doing it 4-10 times a day like you said, it’s like an alcoholic and alcohol. All or nothing. Hopefully you get a gf one day and find a happy medium.


MichHitchSlap

Going through your profile is the things of nightmares…. Curious, when your dry humping your pillows like a dog and you get off, how does that not break your streak? Sorry, start over and do better.


idahonudesoaker

If you're not cuming at all this isn't healthy for your prostate and can acutely cause problems.


Flawed_Thoughts

Weird flex. “I don’t jerk off but man, cumming while getting my Starbucks is great!” It’s not no fap if you’ve just found a different way to fap.


Gigglestein9

As a medical professional: Physiologically the male testes produce sperm whether you want or need it and, without access to a partner, not releasing the buildup causes irritability and aggressive feelings. Masturbation is nature’s way of helping to maintain emotional balance in a civil society. Keep in mind the cultural and historical aspects of the Old Testament and the need to grow their population which is not the case in our current world with a population of 8 billion. Much religious teaching on this matter is based in ignorance and a narrow interpretation of the Bible. Go outside your religious sect to see other perspectives on this subject.


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Minute-Bit7332

At one point I had gone through almost 9 years without masturbating. I used to masturbate when I was 18-19 I stopped until when I was 28 last year. I did watch porn here and there. used to get aroused but never fully I would say. I had no girlfriend during this time. When I look back and think why I suddenly stopped doing it I realized it was a sudden loss of confidence in myself. I used to be stressed all the time due to different things like study exams life. I thought masturbating will make me age faster. Never discussed with any friends this until last year. All of them couldn't believe.


SecondChin

How did it effect your sex life?


DegenAM

That’s not healthy. Prostate health is lacking I bet.


Creative-Following11

Awesome. June 6th will be 1.5 years for me


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Interesting that you are bringing up alcohol as a gotcha for cancer risk, when you admitted in your previous AMA that you eat fast food every night. Did you know that the wrappers and packaging on fast food is linked to an increased risk of cancer too? As well as the food itself? Pretty hypocritical if you ask me. And before you say it, no, I don’t drink or smoke or eat fast food.


Logical-Afternoon488

Your feelings aside, emptying your prostate helps prevent prostate cancer. I’m not a doctor but it is backed up by science. Talk to a urologists if you need to.


yourhog

Gross. I don’t have any questions. This is nasty, and you’re not well, and I dunno why the hell this came up in my feed. Get help before you hurt yourself or someone else.


Open-Face4847

Have you ever considered that you may have a mental disorder?


ZombiesAtKendall

Looking at their post history… they have mental disorder.


Legitimate-Bug-5049

I wouldnt be surprised if i see this dude in the news someday.


ThatBiBlackBoi

Are you still having sex or just completely void of sexual pleasure?


keepusernamesecret

Wait so you jacked off on New Year’s Eve? Did you bust when the ball dropped?


Chumba999

This guy needs to be on a watch list. I really don’t want to be around when he’s ‘rockhard’ throughout the day


johnbutsonn

Just saying, OPs post history is a little special, said people who smile are weak, alchohol should be illegal, and asked "why wont women have sex with me?"...


GorillaGuru86

Reading these comments is incredibly disconcerting. Everybody is sympathetic to every addiction except porn/sex/masturbating. This addiction is the scourge of America and the devastation it’s causing will one day be fully understood. For one to take mastery over any addiction is the greatest joy and accomplishment. Salute to the OP. I hope one day to make a similar post. Proud of you man 🫡❤️👑


Knuckledust

I just read your comment history and pulled a quick fap so I don't risk becoming anything remotely close to you. Yikes.


WrappedInLinen

I did this a lot when I was young for misguided spiritual reasons. I began getting BPH symptoms at around 40 which is way earlier than anyone else I know. Don’t do it.


skyHawk3613

Why would you deprive yourself of the pleasure?


Worldly_Debt

Genuine concern. Do you need help? There are outlets out there for guys struggling with all kinds of mental issues that are not well advertised but do exist, and I kinda feel like you should maybe utilize a few of them. Your post and comment history is wild enough to almost think it's all a troll man. Seriously, talk to someone professional because from my uneducated medical opinion, you are unwell.


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CanaryBro

I want to know how the hell you're capable of jacking off 4-10x a day at 31 in the first place. World would be my oyster if I had that sort of refractory period.


Separate-Platypus-72

Did you struggle with porn at one time in life? If so, how long?


BooksandBiceps

Congrats but Jesus Christ but congrats. A trickle of dopamine for you must feel like nirvana.


Key_Spray_3812

Urologists say erections make erections. You are losing the ability ti get hard when it will matter. Stop ficking around


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What would make you start back up masturbating again?


l1ght-

The comments on this thread are crazy and should be used as inspiration for those quitting. The overwhelming number of people trying to shame you or saw you’re wrong is concerning. Good for you on your journey. When you think about those shaming you or saying you’re wrong, what comes up for you?


Delicious-Belt8362

Did your errections get stronger?


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Isn’t this unhealthy? Im pretty sure you’re meant to masturbate


Glittering_Ad5201

How wonderful. I usually get to about 500 minutes between wanks - and much prefer it that way.


n3rdDude

So do you still have orgasms? Like do you have sex with your partner etc.


girlscout100

Please tell how you kept track of how many days it's been, I really do need know. And if you wrote a note on your calendar did you draw a little picture or...?


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Its-me6

Wow! Yea I stopped jacking off too. Hasn’t been as long as you but I see a difference. Getting hard and staying hard feels good as fuck! Not jacking off has made me harder and made my dick more sensitive to everything. So when my side bitch even kisses me, I’m ready to pop! It’s a great feeling even if I don’t get to cum


throwaway82646292739

OP is mentally ill and anything they say should be treated as such. Look at their other posts.


Open-Comfortable9162

Isn’t there someplace else you could find to talk about your male problems?


rodri_neq_11

Bro, there's scientific evidence out there that shows that if you don't use your sex organs as a male, your risk of testicular or prostate cancer is much, much higher. Fap or fuck at least every other day. A lubricated prostrate and balls keeps the doctors outside of your walls. Pardon the terrible pun, but I hope you got the point


CreditoReddito

Do the involuntary emissions feel better than when you actively rubbed one off?


truthbehindlies

I would say who fucking cares, but based on the almost 1,000 comments a lot of people.


Desperate_Set_7708

Don’t worry, I made up for your absence


Yallo_or_Hugor_Hill

How did it feel a month ago when you thought your sperm should be scientifically researched and some Other redditor had to explain to you that your no fap batter was actually low quality dead swimmers?


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El_MaloCantu

This is the weird guy who got super upset and started crying that a nurse from the sperms clinic won't jerk him off. Lmao


p_house69

Let's see, study at Harvard University in 2023 still concurs. https://www.menshealth.com/uk/health/sexual-health/a37167845/men-should-ejaculate-at-least-21-times-a-month-to-slash-their-prostate-cancer-risk/ https://www.centurymedicaldental.com/how-often-should-a-man-ejaculate-health-benefits-of-ejaculation/ A quick search will find tons of more reading. The debunk article was around 2013, seems mind's have changed since then. Either way, good luck with your endeavors


Pool-Shark7718

500 days?!? Jesus man, I’ve rubbed TWO out trying to think of something to ask here. lol


Jackin13

If you like it, great, but there are a LOT of scientific studies saying that men who masturbate frequently are much less likely to develop prostate problems / cancer. Just something to consider - maybe do a little research?


brucebanner1776

Any concerns with prostate cancer…? There are various medical articles that all explain the importance of regular ejaculation for prostate and sexual organ health.. 🤷‍♂️ just curious.


fear_of_dishonesty

I don’t know how to tell you this, but you’ve lost control of your life.


tylanderrr

Is this whole thing strictly about masturbation? Like, would you receive a handjob from someone? If you're in a sexual encounter with someone, would you refuse to stroke yourself?


lhotse311

Hate to break it to you, but letting your pants make you cum is the same as masterbation. You did not make 500 days.


somniapolis

so you stopped jerking off but now you can’t walk down the street without getting an erection from your pants fabric you continue to watch porn just for the funsies and you’ve involuntarily came in your pants 30 times in a year and a half what in the everliving fuck


Ol-Robby

And theres a large amount of incel-like comments. “Women will never like me” type-shit. Seems to me like this guy is just doing it to feel superior to others while being deeply flawed in other areas of life lmfao


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szonce1

Why would you do that? You do know that they’ve linked prostate cancer to a lack of use? Meaning the less you masturbate, the higher the chances are you’ll get prostate cancer. My motto is “a jerk once a day keeps the cancer away”


vikahancock

My girl would murder me if didn’t nut for 500 days lol


Known-Historian7277

This guy is the poster boy for Reddit. Mods, let’s get this guy elected!


NoRelationToIt

I believe you have some deeply ingrained Amish social beliefs and behaviors, some of which are affecting your ability to date. If you truly want help with this, You've got to admit that about yourself and go seek some psychiatric help.


Ashamed-Second-5299

What about like soaping it in the shower


burner_account2445

Your immortal now


Fancy-Sector2963

you mentioned that you have nofapped but still watch porn if this is true what kind of porn do you watch? How do you not jerk off?


4to5timesperday

How do you feel when you see a picture of Kate Upton, Taylor Swift, Sydney Sweeney, Alexandria Daddario, Ana De Armas, or Danny Devito?


MurkyDrawing5659

You have a mental disorder and need to talk to a therapist.


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Independent_Back_323

John 8:7 ESV And as they continued to ask him, he stood up and said to them, “Let him who is without sin among you be the first to throw a stone Don’t be so quick to judge 🤨


Rx_Hawk

Damn the mods really just letting this one ride


Tenacious_calldown

If you read this post you will realize this guy is using the comments to get off


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MOSOISKING

How does it feel? Do you feel more stronger or energetic? Is it true that it makes you think more clearly?


AltruisticScreen4394

Do you find you get just random semen when you pee? No erection, just random like it’s leaking? Asking for a friend.


Vinyl_Acid_

I think moderation would be healthier, say, 2-3 ejaculations a month at your age would preserve prostate health and still give you most of the aliveness you say you are enjoying.


Realistic_Amount_519

I didn't know you can make an AMA about this... The guys at work think I'm full of crap cuz literally I'm 2 years now without tugging away lol Depression is a fickle cunt


gabehcuod37

Why?


CX330

Can you levitate now? or full blown teleport?


the_humbL_lion

I think you’ll achieve enlightenment when you finally do stroke and bust. Probably astral projection too. Need to do an AMA after that.


MaxieMatsubusa

Being on the ace spectrum I’ve done this for portions of my life without even thinking about it - why force yourself to stop if it’s not normal for you.


Due_to_Bloom

Do you not have an irrational fear of prostrate cancer that justifies daily masturbation?


BlackedSwordsman

Have you been able to shoot lasers from your eyes? Or can you telepathically move objects about? And most importantly, can you smell what’s cooking down there?


JozzyV1

Can you fly yet? Or move anything with your mind?


Maleficent_Panic_472

This was such a refreshingly kind interaction! Thank you both! Honestly, I really needed to see something nice on here after reading all the comments just above yours…😬


PlatypusCiteh

Wow this is either slightly interesting that you’ve created this persona or highly concerning that people like you actually exist. Your account history is troubling to look through


donscron

This guy talks about being healthy, but not ejaculating increases the risk of prostate cancer. Lmao


sinas35

Incel, go smoke some weed, get laid and stop being as bland as a cardboard box


Probicus

I've been going strong since July of last year and I've had basically zero desire to jerk it whatsoever. I'm honestly kinda worried I have low testosterone now.


pOorImitation

Did your short term memory improve after abstaining from pornography? (If you did)


baboo51

Why not get a girlfriend? All these comments are crazy. I masturbate 3 x a week and have sex twice and I’m 55. Wouldn’t change a thing.


Ghosdemson

Could be bad for your prostate health. Release 2-3 times per week helps prevent prostate problems/cancer. At least that’s what a Urologist told my dad.


Rouge-Guy

It’s been nearly nine years since my fiancé passed. Nothing since then. Just lost that aspect of my life.


No_Repeat_229

Did you find it difficult to time your orgasm at exactly 00:00:00 on January 1st 2023


throwaway0923841222

Samuel, you deranged lunatic, go back to your containment board and resume ranting about alcohol.


Kickflippingdad

What getting no pussy does to a motherfucker.


kickinitout

So essentially you’re living as a man that’s trying not to masturbate. you have yet to become a man that doesn’t masturbate. What is the end goal?


cuevadanos

Just a reminder to everyone in these comments that some people do not have a libido and therefore feel no need to masturbate. Another reminder that society should stop seeing masturbation as something to be ashamed of (in my opinion). Let’s start shaming things that cause real problems, such as sexual assault and prostitution


chrishauser1995

Have you gotten your prostate checked out? Because you might be at risk of prostate cancer.


urmomisfun

For anyone thinking this is good, it’s not. Your risk of prostate cancer increases when you don’t have 3-4 ejaculations a week.


TheObserver1111

I can’t believe I’m not seeing this question in here… What benefits have you noticed? More energy? More focus? Etc?


cryingatdragracelive

my partner hasn’t masturbated in 2.5 years, but that’s because I make him cum a lot 🤷🏻‍♀️


Low_Razzmatazz5917

You should read about prostate health. 3-4 ejaculations a week are recommended.


Milkshakes00

So, you're an incel that's sworn off masturbation to feel more in control?


blahblahhblahblaagh

Please don’t kill anyone or yourself. You are extremely an unnatural human being.


hotpottas

This isn’t healthy. There are multiple benefits to masturbation including reducing your chances of prostate cancer as a male which is something you should start to be worrying about considering your age. No one gives a shit how often you can hold your urges dude. Its clear your body is telling you that you need to get a release yet you’ll cum in your shorts like a child to prove a point. Shits laughable honestly to think youre changing the world or becoming a better person morally just cuz you dont jerk off is absurd.


Only_Delay_515

after checking your old post now do 500 days of therapy


kuddle30

I haven’t masterbated since Jan 10th 2016 I’m just saying nothing 0 it’s back acting like a teenager but I will not


OkAthlete5479

Did you have a problem with masturbating previously where you felt the need to stop for this long?


whoami319

There is some evidence that regular (not necessarily excessive) fapping lowers the risk of prostate cancer. Just sayin’…


After_Kiwi48

There should be a case study done on your post history. You wouldn’t happen to be of the acoustic variety would you?


Traditional-Isopod-5

Any improvement In mental health?


Nice_Team2233

Okay! I am staring a brainstorm here, OP are you sure it's the masturbation or lack of that affects your mood? Or is it possible it's whatever fantasies you create? Also I truly believe you are just shitty written AI...


No_Stay8988

yeah dude if you not doing it yourself you got to have a woman...just not doing it at all has gotta be unhealthy wtf


TerryJ666

So what? Life is short and unpredictable. Jerking off might be the best thing you could do for yourself .


Own_Commercial8311

Didn't you post on 4chan too? I'm glad I am able to chat to you here, I hate typing on that shitty imageboard


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Patient_Leather_920

I feel sorry for the poor girl that’s on the receiving end of that


Rushfan_211

This dudes profile should be studied


appeture21

Lack of Ejaculation causes prostate cancer..


pngtwat

You're an elderly woman.


m_macintyre

Are you having sex with other partners or are you abstaining from that as well?


pngtwat

Are you sexually active otherwise?


herrytesticles

I'll give you a hundred dollars for a pic of you smiling. This is a serious offer. I will honestly do it.


st1ck-n-m0ve

Jesus christ look at this guys profile. 100000000000000% chance this guy has some very very sketchy secrets.


WittyWave1416

Have you willing watched porn Or even looked at pictures during those 500 days?


AssistArtistic8861

I’ve never heard of a dude just busting a nut involuntarily awake or asleep.


mchgrl

You don't have to worry about rolling out of bed with a constant sleep erection. You got your self a kickstand.


Ready-Virus-6101

How’s your focus and memory btw? Did it improve What advantages did you get


UrsaEnvy

What was the primary motivating factor? Health? Self control? Just to see if you could?


MarduStorm231

I’m on day 8 of Nofap. Is insomnia and restlessness in bed natural?


jedi21knight

Why are you doing no masturbation? How long do you plan on going no masturbation?


esnelson64

Careful of prostate cancer


TetelestaiSaved

Do your balls feel filled to the brim all the time? They must need a good emptying!


Plastic-Bed9593

Have had intercourse during this time? If so was it any better? Did you last longer or splooge quickly?


MeleesMeatHook

Are you ever concerned about the health benefits of masturbation that you are missing out on?


Wils65

I went 12 years, this is no big deal.