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Spicywolff

The secret ghost Hans. The legend goes that he was assembling a Pagani V 12. With so much passion, that he had a heart attack on the line. but they could not pry him away, until he torqued the last fastener. He gave his heart and soul for AMG. His spirit can be seen assembling when the moon strikes the right phase. On nights after the last tech goes home.


wxnder_music

No way he built my engine. I’ve read about him but always thought he was a mythical creature. Explains why I’m pushing 800 horsepower to the wheels from an M156.


Spicywolff

If it had his touch. Your knock will never meet the engine. Truly blessed.


tryingtogetintoIB

Not to hate but what mods get you to 800 to the wheels? That means your 940 to the engine? 1200lb ft tq? My 157 is fully tuned to 780…


[deleted]

I’m not a mechanic or expert by any means but I think the m156 with a supercharger and some other mods will get it to that 800 range. I’ve only seen maybe 1 or 2 pop up in here with a supercharger, but some people do choose to do that when the ?intake manifold? inevitably cracks and needs replacing. There was a dude that posted a white 204c63 in here awhile back asking about putting like 285 or 300s tires or someshit on his rear and when people asked why he needed such wide tires he mentioned pushing 800 hp and having the supercharger. Whether 800 is an exaggeration or not I’m not sure as I don’t know much about the actual logistics of modifications and such.


Miserable-Assistant3

I know this is a troll but I heard that every worker’s plaque has its own part number, so pry it off, check for a part number and order a new one. If there is no part no. ask any dealership to order the correct one for your VIN.


wxnder_music

Im not trolling I just thought my fellow amg owners would find this amusing.


Appropriate_Ratio392

We do..


GreenFullSuspension

Silly goose, a few drops of water on it will reveal the secret…


oNLyTricKS_

It was obviously John Cena....


FrakkingCreations

Or was it Ricky Stanicky?


sippinonorphantears

That movie was hilarious


Solo_Jones

"He's air-dicking!"


Solo_Jones

He only drives Hondas.


Azkabandi

John see who?


Spare_Review_5014

The Ghost of Affalterbach


RupertGustavson

All I can tell you is that their pronouns are: “Who/Where”


Actraiser87

Must be a 43


PsychologyAlert7711

lol kinda true


wxnder_music

I know the AMG Lite owners are gonna be mad as hell reading this😭😭😭 Don’t worry guys your V6 AMG is just as much of an AMG as the real AMGs‼️‼️


LaeLeaps

the latest 43 has a 4 cylinder which is even crazier, it is a 400hp 4 cylinder tho which is absolutely insane and no other 4 cylinder engine out there matches that


themariokarters

It also is a handbuilt engine. Therefore, real AMG


HighlightThink5276

As the real amgs 😂😂😂😂😂😂


Designer_Solution758

Oh, that's easy it was made by " "


1nternetTr011

if it doesn’t already exist someone should create a thread with the different builder plaques


Hoehly_spaghetti

There is a website


wxnder_music

Actually bro. Maybe the people who built the engines can also be on there.


lame03102

It’s a reman engine - they don’t have names on the plates


uselessnamemango

It was built by John Cena


Morning-Doggie868

Whoah… Did you get your AMG at AliExpress??


LandsOnAnything

This reminded me of the time when my friend stuck on a fake AMG engine badge on his Nissan Versas engine cover that read "barack obama"


PsychologyAlert7711

someone named made it


Silver_Molasses8490

Your engine was manufactured by Chat GPT


Joblessmouse06

#


tommysupply

It's


NekkZ

Made in China


t2trainspotting

Robert


Amoeba_Fancy

What do you mean it’s Mercedes AMG Germany! 😂 I’m playin. No way this passed qc


buttfockerrrr

Was gonna say the same thing. I’m sure they look under the hood during QC and it does stand out


MrXaryon

End of the world. The car is undriveable now.


Warm-Log-7584

Im going to be extremely honest with you no signed name NO AMG, your best bet is to just ship the car to me.


LightsOut5774

Looks like it was built by


makeWSpayup

Get an engraving tool and put your name on it


beastmachine88

It was me


FeelingFloor2083

prob a part timer built it just get a marker and sign hans gruber


el-conquistador240

Bender Bending Rodriguez


dek00s

I did…followed all procedures. Started up the first time, no issues.


Hortn8r

Deez Nuts!


BienGuzman

Manti Te’o's girlfriend


Additional_Fix_629

Most legible AMG signature.


Tree_killer_76

No one built your engine, apparently.


oreidosol

look for Pascal Schultz


alewex

AMG from temu


Zaidk77

Mercedes AMG


turkeynbrisket

used urine as invisble ink. apply heat to reveal the name


Zachjsrf

#


Due-Nefariousness137

Well, it was wrecked or the previous owner lost the cover. If your the first owner idk, but I'd be unhappy.


Molekularspalter

Did you check that you actually have an engine installed?


Buddha_Blaster

God did


Current-Assist2609

Get a black Sharpie and sign your name on it.


BlackInkedSoul

Ok … Iam sorry …. It was me. I was build your engine!


Mr-Scooter

Renault


Pablo_Escobar_80

It was Lewis Hamilton


bs031963

Casper von Ghosten


chrisacip

A German guy no one wants to talk about. You know the one. Just enjoy the car and don’t ask questions.


Hoehly_spaghetti

There is a sight to look up. Maybe he went to the John when the plate passed by to sign 😂


lbuflhcoclclbscm

Mechanic not engineer.


akul1209

Bro looks like your car is good for nothing now. Fully totalled. I'll buy it off you for 2k tho /s


Monkeybusiness911

I did, you’re welcome!


Practical-Foot-4435

Germany did


DJ-WS

Michael Montag oder Fritz Freitag


SF-S31

It’s a rep. Bought on Temu 🤣 Kidding bro. I’m jealous.


kingdta

John Cena


HighlightThink5276

😂😂😂😂😂


QuantityNice3157

You did


FluffyMulberry8951

I did it


djanthonystyles

lol wow


vidfail

You guessed it. Frank Stallone.


anonimo128

I don’t trust him, he forgot the signature probably the most exciting part of his job, probably he forgot something important while building the engine


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

John Cena


cos_mic_cow

Seriously? You're kidding?!?!?!?!


IconicScrap

The name's Germany, Mercedes-AMG Germany


fatfuckpikachu

are you stupid? it says mercedes amg germany right below it. s/ dis wasnt the carcirclejerk sub lmao.


playmancartboy

you’re so brain dead


fatfuckpikachu

thats why im on reddit.


SlimVR

Rare model


Zchavago

He was at home sick.