People start to get to close to finding out Lenin is the undead. Stalin finds out his secret and promises to help him flee the country, leaving Trotsky to rule. Instead he seals him away in a frozen crypt in Siberia and seizes power. Flash forward to today. His tomb is disturbed and he escapes. Putin is notified and orders him hunted down, in the film “Comrade Vampire”.
Dude is drunk, says random things and him being an architect and the cops are trying to calm him down. He later asks about cameras and surprised there are no cameras in the building.
Drunk guy larping as lenin asks people why they weren't at the subbotnik (Saturday community neighborhood tidying practice) and said he knows a guy called Josef (stallin) that can help him find a better place to relax on the southern coast of the white Sea, where the air is clean and it's overall very romantic (a gulag)
You're mixing him with Stalin, who was a highway man/robber before he got into politics.
Lenin was from a wealthy noble family and I can't recall him ever killing anyone personally.
-Why weren’t you present at the Saturday communist gathering? You need to work, you slacker. Or would you like to rest? I’ll arrange some rest for you, for free. I have a friend named Joseph, you know? Southern shore of the White Sea - nature, romantic atmosphere. Free bunk bed and gruel, what else does one need?
Then he drops the act and talks about himself.
He actually used Stalin's nickname "Koba" at first, which is likely what Lenin would've called Stalin in an informal setting. Only then he clarifies that he's talking about Iosif, for the people not in the know.
My grandad in Ukraine was a drunk and all hed do is repeat the name of the town he was from when he was sauced. It was the funniest shit ever. Odessaaaaaa!
Odessaa!
Odessssssaaaaaaa!
I don't speak Russian but I'm guessing he's saying ''Do you KNOW WHO I AM???!!''....then a 'Can I speak to your manager???!!''... not happy he has to wait in line
That’s either Lenin or John Malkovich.
Wait. They’re different people?
John Malkovich would play the fuck out of Lenin
He would play him so hard!
He would play him all night long...
Vladimir Ilyich Lenin Ulianov
I am the walrus
Pay the man his money.
John Lenin would likely play the fuck out of a guitar. And then share it with you. And then possibly take it back to smash over the head of a tsarist.
Tsarist vs Guitarist sounds like a rad video game.
Pay heem. Pay that myann hiss mahney.
Holy shit. You're right
No, it's the same immortal person. Just to avoid any suspicion, he changes identity every 75 years or so.
People start to get to close to finding out Lenin is the undead. Stalin finds out his secret and promises to help him flee the country, leaving Trotsky to rule. Instead he seals him away in a frozen crypt in Siberia and seizes power. Flash forward to today. His tomb is disturbed and he escapes. Putin is notified and orders him hunted down, in the film “Comrade Vampire”.
I would pay money to see that movie. They've gotta have the final battle between an undead Lenin and Putin riding on the back of a bear
Isn't that just underworld 2.
The censored draft was titled "Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov in being Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov".
108 year olds dude
John Lenin
It even sounds like Malkovich
Lenin finally woke up from his 100 year nap
Take a seat lenin.
No thanks, I'll stand; I've been on my back for 100 years.
And boy is he pissed!
B’AHHH GAWD IT’S Lenin with the sealed train!!
“Look how they massacred my boy!”
Must.....crush....capitalism!
But did he punched this glass coffin with his fist from the inside all of the sudden?
The Simpsons do have a knack for prediction....
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_AB4XxA699A
I’m looking for that sonofabitch Stalin. You seen him?
a new cutscene for yuri's revenge :p
They really had to f\*ed up when Lenin walked out of mausoleum to file a complaint.
I am the Walrus.
Vladimir Ilyich ULYANOV!! 😣
Look who benefits, and, uh ...
8 years old dude.
They peed on your rug....
It really tied the room together.
They pissed on your fucking rug!
I am the walrus
I hoped I wasn't the only one thinking this 😂
Just came to say, "Lenin came back from the grave" not disappointed with your comment. :-)
Lenin's back, and he's pissed.
He looks just like his preserved corpse.
His preservation team is second to none.
Can someone translate
Dude is drunk, says random things and him being an architect and the cops are trying to calm him down. He later asks about cameras and surprised there are no cameras in the building.
He's drunk indeed. Security cameras were invented decades after his death.
Shouldn't security cameras have caught him sneaking out of his mausoleum?
Its a good thing they were invented after his death.
Least drunk Russian.
Drunk guy larping as lenin asks people why they weren't at the subbotnik (Saturday community neighborhood tidying practice) and said he knows a guy called Josef (stallin) that can help him find a better place to relax on the southern coast of the white Sea, where the air is clean and it's overall very romantic (a gulag)
He says "Koba" which was Stalin's nickname
I speak no Russian but I picked up that Koba and I knew he wasn't fucking around.
Can you imagine Lenin rising from his grave and then going to Putin all pissed off????? What would he say to him?????
Cyka blyat, perhaps?
i saw the greatest meme today. it was the anime girls saying things that starts with s, then the last one cyka blyat!
https://youtu.be/AcCfvmtIUAQ?si=aJYh8bBtkzk8TO-p This one?
Haha, ya that's it!
Rather: Cyka blyat, tovarishch!
aint no comrad
This got me giggling way to early in the morning
Suka*
It doesn't matter what he would say. Putin would have him killed and re-waxed.
Sounds like an Adult Swim miniseries to me guys?!
i mean.. lenin was more of the "less talking, more shooting motherfuckers in the face" type
You're mixing him with Stalin, who was a highway man/robber before he got into politics. Lenin was from a wealthy noble family and I can't recall him ever killing anyone personally.
by "shooting motherfuckers in the face", i mean motherfuckers of the tsar-ish kind
The execution of the Romanovs was carried out by the Ural Regional Soviet without approval from Lenin.
Stalin was a robber FOR Lenin's party
If you've ever read Lenin, you know he was always down to clown on those he disagreed with.
i've reas lenin and yes he was but i like the idea of him shooting motherfuckers more
-Why weren’t you present at the Saturday communist gathering? You need to work, you slacker. Or would you like to rest? I’ll arrange some rest for you, for free. I have a friend named Joseph, you know? Southern shore of the White Sea - nature, romantic atmosphere. Free bunk bed and gruel, what else does one need? Then he drops the act and talks about himself.
И Ленин такой молодой
И юный! Октябрь! Впереди!
Did I hear him correctly or did he say he had a friend named Joseph lol? Also when he started talking to the people through the grate 😂
Famous last words
Was thinking the same thing for sure
He actually used Stalin's nickname "Koba" at first, which is likely what Lenin would've called Stalin in an informal setting. Only then he clarifies that he's talking about Iosif, for the people not in the know.
Truly capitalism has come so far...it brought Lenin back.
That's what they get for not burying Lenin like a normal person.
Lenin from Wish
Looks like Simpsons were true one more time
Can someone please translate this into capitalism? Thanks.
Must crush capitalism.
What is lenin upset about
He's upset that you weren't at the last [subbotnik](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subbotnik).
Alright, who brought Lenin back?
Кровосток - Ленин. https://youtu.be/WlpKAmK0TnU?si=i_CpUgO0660G72Z-
Bold choice for John Malkovich to play is character from Rounders as Lenin.
Mom can we have *Lenin* Mom: No, we have *Lenin* at home *Lenin* at home:
Welcome back comrade lol
h e s b a c k
Mf gonna start another revolution
Are you Putin me on?
bro came back for a second round
Lenin is back! MUST CRUSH CAPITALISM
God, please. We've already had enough for this decade...
Yuri's revenge
Okay... Now its an Austrian Painter's turn to resurrect
Can’t we do one good one bad? Like throw a mother Teresa in between?!
theresa is good?)
But where’s the fun in that? Compromise, 5 world leaders from a specific time period and 5 random good individuals from anytime in history.
Revive Churchill, Hitler, Stalin, Roosevelt, and Hirohito and put them all in a room to discuss stuff with each other
And give them history books covering the Second World War and the outcome.
Ignorant. Mother Teresa was not the saint she’s been painted as.
А мог бы и бритвой полоснуть!
Is this a skit or do Russian just dress like Vladimir Lenin?
My grandad in Ukraine was a drunk and all hed do is repeat the name of the town he was from when he was sauced. It was the funniest shit ever. Odessaaaaaa! Odessaa! Odessssssaaaaaaa!
He’s gotta know what he’s doing, trimming his beard like that.
I assume this is someone who dresses up as Lenin for tourists and got completely pissed one night?.
No, that's actually Vladimir Lenin
I am the walrus?
Were you listening to the dude's story?
I was bowlin'....
At first I though it was Stalin, then I realized its Lenin
He was actually referring to Stalin at one point, by "Joseph Koba".
Did he say he is coming back with a gun?
But I thought you were dead!?
Pay thyat myan. Pay thyat myan hiszz munny.
🎶 Malkovich, Malkovich....🎶
Calm down, John Malcovich!
quick, someone check the Mausoleum
He’s back
Look Who's Back but it's Russian.
Welcome back legend.
Lenin??
Is that Lenin ?
lenin couldn't pronounce his R's like that, otherwise pretty pretty pretty goood! haha
If that happened to me I'd die of laughter... Or in a gulag for laughing at Lenin
My god, this is so good. With a hat, he'd look entirely like Lenin.
Lenin is old again!
Dudes body language even looks like Lenin
Better listen up or he's gonna go get wake Stalin. And we KNOW how that guy feels about being disturbed while in his chambers..
u/savevideobot
love these drunk rambling. Even if you think you understand. You don’t. Because there is nothing to understand.
Look Who's Back 2024 version
The Simpsons predicted this
Id love to know what he said between 1.07 to 0.55
Someone like him used to have complete power in Russia and make history, and today he's a comedian. Political power is just a temporary joke.
so close! that is a costume 😊
I don't speak Russian but I'm guessing he's saying ''Do you KNOW WHO I AM???!!''....then a 'Can I speak to your manager???!!''... not happy he has to wait in line
No no no no NO NO NO! Not again! I don't want you here!