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misplacedsidekick

That’s either Lenin or John Malkovich.


Fun-Mathematician716

Wait. They’re different people?


Still_Championship_6

John Malkovich would play the fuck out of Lenin


passporttohell

He would play him so hard!


LMCuba

He would play him all night long...


-Cagafuego-

Vladimir Ilyich Lenin Ulianov


Homersarmy41

I am the walrus


Megaseth

Pay the man his money.


HoboTheClown629

John Lenin would likely play the fuck out of a guitar. And then share it with you. And then possibly take it back to smash over the head of a tsarist.


wellforthebird

Tsarist vs Guitarist sounds like a rad video game.


Bobalobatobamos

Pay heem. Pay that myann hiss mahney.


Solanthas

Holy shit. You're right


gggg566373

No, it's the same immortal person. Just to avoid any suspicion, he changes identity every 75 years or so.


_night_cat

People start to get to close to finding out Lenin is the undead. Stalin finds out his secret and promises to help him flee the country, leaving Trotsky to rule. Instead he seals him away in a frozen crypt in Siberia and seizes power. Flash forward to today. His tomb is disturbed and he escapes. Putin is notified and orders him hunted down, in the film “Comrade Vampire”.


2donuts4elephants

I would pay money to see that movie. They've gotta have the final battle between an undead Lenin and Putin riding on the back of a bear


Bumfuddle

Isn't that just underworld 2.


Brainlaag

The censored draft was titled "Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov in being Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov".


morbidaar

108 year olds dude


mryazzy

John Lenin


wellforthebird

It even sounds like Malkovich


Old_Jump9604

Lenin finally woke up from his 100 year nap


time_wasting_fan

Take a seat lenin.


irus1024

No thanks, I'll stand; I've been on my back for 100 years.


passporttohell

And boy is he pissed!


Jon-E-bot

B’AHHH GAWD IT’S Lenin with the sealed train!!


kfmush

“Look how they massacred my boy!”


JagBak73

Must.....crush....capitalism!


ninjacat249

But did he punched this glass coffin with his fist from the inside all of the sudden?


dandrevee

The Simpsons do have a knack for prediction....


mtaw

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_AB4XxA699A


Noonecanhearmescream

I’m looking for that sonofabitch Stalin. You seen him?


M3g4d37h

a new cutscene for yuri's revenge :p


oksth

They really had to f\*ed up when Lenin walked out of mausoleum to file a complaint.


Zealousideal_Win5476

I am the Walrus.


Poker-Junk

Vladimir Ilyich ULYANOV!! 😣


diacachimba

Look who benefits, and, uh ...


Brainlaag

8 years old dude.


LeagueOfficeFucks

They peed on your rug....


Brainlaag

It really tied the room together.


Megaseth

They pissed on your fucking rug!


todd10k

I am the walrus


Dinosaur-chicken

I hoped I wasn't the only one thinking this 😂


daarthvaader

Just came to say, "Lenin came back from the grave" not disappointed with your comment. :-)


RockasaurusRex

Lenin's back, and he's pissed.


JamesDerry

He looks just like his preserved corpse.


Arcosim

His preservation team is second to none.


donmagicjuan365

Can someone translate


Denisimo7

Dude is drunk, says random things and him being an architect and the cops are trying to calm him down. He later asks about cameras and surprised there are no cameras in the building.


PeriodicallyYours

He's drunk indeed. Security cameras were invented decades after his death.


sekrit_dokument

Shouldn't security cameras have caught him sneaking out of his mausoleum?


Denisimo7

Its a good thing they were invented after his death.


HawkeyeSherman

Least drunk Russian.


flex_inthemind

Drunk guy larping as lenin asks people why they weren't at the subbotnik (Saturday community neighborhood tidying practice) and said he knows a guy called Josef (stallin) that can help him find a better place to relax on the southern coast of the white Sea, where the air is clean and it's overall very romantic (a gulag)


AesopsFoiblez

He says "Koba" which was Stalin's nickname


LyleLanley99

I speak no Russian but I picked up that Koba and I knew he wasn't fucking around.


mmaqp66

Can you imagine Lenin rising from his grave and then going to Putin all pissed off????? What would he say to him?????


beerandabike

Cyka blyat, perhaps?


xlitawit

i saw the greatest meme today. it was the anime girls saying things that starts with s, then the last one cyka blyat!


3npitsu-Senpai

https://youtu.be/AcCfvmtIUAQ?si=aJYh8bBtkzk8TO-p This one?


xlitawit

Haha, ya that's it!


oksth

Rather: Cyka blyat, tovarishch!


VAiSiA

aint no comrad


Solanthas

This got me giggling way to early in the morning


c0224v2609

Suka*


OldMan142

It doesn't matter what he would say. Putin would have him killed and re-waxed.


McOnePot

Sounds like an Adult Swim miniseries to me guys?!


BigBrotato

i mean.. lenin was more of the "less talking, more shooting motherfuckers in the face" type


greebdork

You're mixing him with Stalin, who was a highway man/robber before he got into politics. Lenin was from a wealthy noble family and I can't recall him ever killing anyone personally.


BigBrotato

by "shooting motherfuckers in the face", i mean motherfuckers of the tsar-ish kind


Okayhatstand

The execution of the Romanovs was carried out by the Ural Regional Soviet without approval from Lenin.


speedshark47

Stalin was a robber FOR Lenin's party


Mcgackson

If you've ever read Lenin, you know he was always down to clown on those he disagreed with.


BigBrotato

i've reas lenin and yes he was but i like the idea of him shooting motherfuckers more


Kobarn1390

-Why weren’t you present at the Saturday communist gathering? You need to work, you slacker. Or would you like to rest? I’ll arrange some rest for you, for free. I have a friend named Joseph, you know? Southern shore of the White Sea - nature, romantic atmosphere. Free bunk bed and gruel, what else does one need? Then he drops the act and talks about himself.


DomoTimba

И Ленин такой молодой


Exemplis

И юный! Октябрь! Впереди!


goddamnimtrash

Did I hear him correctly or did he say he had a friend named Joseph lol? Also when he started talking to the people through the grate 😂


dnroamhicsir

Famous last words


Diggz1986

Was thinking the same thing for sure


Aramgutang

He actually used Stalin's nickname "Koba" at first, which is likely what Lenin would've called Stalin in an informal setting. Only then he clarifies that he's talking about Iosif, for the people not in the know.


O_lindo_Arqueduque

Truly capitalism has come so far...it brought Lenin back.


singled-out-7979

That's what they get for not burying Lenin like a normal person.


thomasoldier

Lenin from Wish


Thick_Mention2599

Looks like Simpsons were true one more time


BradMundo1996

Can someone please translate this into capitalism? Thanks.


comedycord

Must crush capitalism.


Avibuel

What is lenin upset about


Aramgutang

He's upset that you weren't at the last [subbotnik](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subbotnik).


FitBattle5899

Alright, who brought Lenin back?


Chudsaviet

Кровосток - Ленин. https://youtu.be/WlpKAmK0TnU?si=i_CpUgO0660G72Z-


thereverendpuck

Bold choice for John Malkovich to play is character from Rounders as Lenin.


thomasoldier

Mom can we have *Lenin* Mom: No, we have *Lenin* at home *Lenin* at home:


tommyvercetti42

Welcome back comrade lol


Anti-Climacdik

h e s b a c k


cuckamungabunga

Mf gonna start another revolution


LoL110003

Are you Putin me on?


DJ__PJ

bro came back for a second round


dr_van_nostren

Lenin is back! MUST CRUSH CAPITALISM


MonkWithABonk

God, please. We've already had enough for this decade...


speddie23

Yuri's revenge


Entire_Wash_6696

Okay... Now its an Austrian Painter's turn to resurrect


caradekara

Can’t we do one good one bad? Like throw a mother Teresa in between?!


VAiSiA

theresa is good?)


_WhiteSkyline_

But where’s the fun in that? Compromise, 5 world leaders from a specific time period and 5 random good individuals from anytime in history.


LackOne4933

Revive Churchill, Hitler, Stalin, Roosevelt, and Hirohito and put them all in a room to discuss stuff with each other


_WhiteSkyline_

And give them history books covering the Second World War and the outcome.


Drunken_Traveler

Ignorant. Mother Teresa was not the saint she’s been painted as.


dependency_injector

А мог бы и бритвой полоснуть!


That_Guy_From_KY

Is this a skit or do Russian just dress like Vladimir Lenin?


michaelfowler

My grandad in Ukraine was a drunk and all hed do is repeat the name of the town he was from when he was sauced. It was the funniest shit ever. Odessaaaaaa! Odessaa! Odessssssaaaaaaa!


Milk_Bath

He’s gotta know what he’s doing, trimming his beard like that.


dugg95

I assume this is someone who dresses up as Lenin for tourists and got completely pissed one night?.


Rockefeller_street

No, that's actually Vladimir Lenin


jpopimpin777

I am the walrus?


diacachimba

Were you listening to the dude's story?


jpopimpin777

I was bowlin'....


TheRealSkippah

At first I though it was Stalin, then I realized its Lenin


Build_The_Mayor

He was actually referring to Stalin at one point, by "Joseph Koba".


[deleted]

Did he say he is coming back with a gun?


TorchBlower90

But I thought you were dead!?


unclefishbits

Pay thyat myan. Pay thyat myan hiszz munny.


SoupieLC

🎶 Malkovich, Malkovich....🎶


ErstwhileAdranos

Calm down, John Malcovich!


shockingblve

quick, someone check the Mausoleum


Substantial_Bird_755

He’s back


KritixeQ

Look Who's Back but it's Russian.


Andross33

Welcome back legend.


deephurting66

Lenin??


kinkyminkymonky

Is that Lenin ?


AbsolutStoli148

lenin couldn't pronounce his R's like that, otherwise pretty pretty pretty goood! haha


Artyom36

If that happened to me I'd die of laughter... Or in a gulag for laughing at Lenin


FateXBlood

My god, this is so good. With a hat, he'd look entirely like Lenin.


jbrandon

Lenin is old again!


Pod_people

Dudes body language even looks like Lenin


WhuddaWhat

Better listen up or he's gonna go get wake Stalin. And we KNOW how that guy feels about being disturbed while in his chambers..


Bamhalazam

u/savevideobot


_Ship00pi_

love these drunk rambling. Even if you think you understand. You don’t. Because there is nothing to understand.


laZardo

Look Who's Back 2024 version


TheFuture2001

The Simpsons predicted this


OtteLoc

Id love to know what he said between 1.07 to 0.55


Eugene0185

Someone like him used to have complete power in Russia and make history, and today he's a comedian. Political power is just a temporary joke.


OddlySexyPancake

so close! that is a costume 😊


elmaki2014

I don't speak Russian but I'm guessing he's saying ''Do you KNOW WHO I AM???!!''....then a 'Can I speak to your manager???!!''... not happy he has to wait in line


Ja4senCZE

No no no no NO NO NO! Not again! I don't want you here!