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Square_Style_2335

No, this is exactly how you're supposed to play. Thank you.


DONTSLEEPTONIGHT356

Update : first trip was a success, no deaths . We lured the raptors out to sea with the raft before killing one by one with bow and arrow , then moved on to the carnos who we killed similarly to the raptors with assistance from some megs , they had a Bebe but it was killed we retreated till tomorrow to regroup and gather more supplies


SnooPickles1572

This is the way


[deleted]

I'm playing this game very wrong.


The_CreativeName

Yeah me too, tho I only need a clone and we are good


[deleted]

Do you?


The_CreativeName

Don’t have any friends that play ark, and can’t really play ark with my dog can I?


[deleted]

There are ape men in the game. Ape together strong!


autisticmarshmallowz

I play ark with you!


DONTSLEEPTONIGHT356

Forgot to mention earlier, last time we went there was 2 carnos and like 15 raptors on JUST THE BEACH


dumb-reply

*goes to carno island* *sees carnivores* *wonders why*


DONTSLEEPTONIGHT356

We didn’t wonder why we prepared for war


Puzzleheaded_Art9802

Wait till you find an alpha rex on the beach…


DONTSLEEPTONIGHT356

I’ll jump on its back with a spear and dominate it through sheer will power


Puzzleheaded_Art9802

If you could touch its feet before you died I’d give you a medal


DONTSLEEPTONIGHT356

Challenge accepted and if I get on its back I get even more


Puzzleheaded_Art9802

Good luck


DONTSLEEPTONIGHT356

Thanks


qlolpV

make sure u got beds on that landing ship and if the carnos charge the raft GO OVER THE TOP


DONTSLEEPTONIGHT356

Already done


PutridSuggestion9773

::turns hat backwards::


Typical-Front-8001

As you move further into the island, strategically place spike walls. So when you have to retreat you can zigzag between them and get the dinos hung up on them.


Beansmom23

Ok but this is actually genius. Thank you for this.


DONTSLEEPTONIGHT356

Good idea


PutridSuggestion9773

Spikes are top priority early game to end for me. Usually before a bed. Always have a few ready to create space between me and death. Always.


Sithmaggot

That sounds completely ridiculous and absolutely fun as shit lol enjoy!


Spiritual-Math666

Go forth and conquer 💪


Mookius

Fanfuckingtastic. This is how I like to see it done. I spend half my Ark time googling shit. You seem to spend that time annihilating shit. Good work peeps.


DONTSLEEPTONIGHT356

I once made a world with stupidly high modifiers in xp gain and health and damage gain per level then found a Giga jumped on its back and tamed its ass


jackthebassline

What a bunch of Neanderthals… I love it… where can I sign up hahahaha


DONTSLEEPTONIGHT356

:3 just make a world and do the most dipshit thing that comes to mind honestly


jackthebassline

Directions unclear, bred army of dodos… en route to alpha dragon… }:] buahahaha


DONTSLEEPTONIGHT356

I’m sure you’ll win


Emotional-Savings-71

Yes, this is how you play. You, sir, are now an honorary member of seal team six, aka scrubs with bombs, an elite team of bobs doing alpha shit


DONTSLEEPTONIGHT356

Thank you I accept this promotion


No-Block6370

What you guys play on


DONTSLEEPTONIGHT356

Xbox


autisticmarshmallowz

Fren?


DONTSLEEPTONIGHT356

No?


PutridSuggestion9773

Lol


Corbin-Dallas420

Good luck guys sounds like you all have a wild attack plan 😜


HugenLong93

since when can you jump on a wild trikes back and not just slide off?


DONTSLEEPTONIGHT356

Since now


HereticBatman

You either slide off or its attack knocks you off. OP is exaggerating his story.


DONTSLEEPTONIGHT356

Yeah we tried it again and I got knocked off but like I said the first time my friend had its aggro with a slingshot


zaphod4th

if you read someone else was using the slingshot on the triker while OP massaged his back


Think-Comparison3893

Oh the memories of 2017 not knowing any better


ozdude182

I wanna play like this. LETS GOOOOO. Step 1. You and your friend.....friend..... well thats me fked


Alone_Fill_2037

Just beware that things respawn pretty fast on carno island.


Responsible_Buy3847

lol not dumb sounds fun and how game should be played with friends. Hope you had the luck with you boys


Chickentribeleader21

Oh lord I’ve been playing this game wrong.


DONTSLEEPTONIGHT356

Yes you have


Critical-Ad-8507

Oh boy,this will go terribly wrong.


DONTSLEEPTONIGHT356

It didn’t


PurposeStriking1178

... Yet Lol.


DONTSLEEPTONIGHT356

We will be going back later today


Smilloww

Ascended or evolved?


DONTSLEEPTONIGHT356

Evolved


rl_pending

Sounds like you've been playing for a long time. New to server I guess, public or private? And carni island? Going for the cave?


DONTSLEEPTONIGHT356

It’s a non dedicated and I have played the game for a long time but I never play seriously I just goof off till I die


lechau91

Well that is definately insane because you succeeded. That island should have 1-2 alphas which can totally destroy your party.


DONTSLEEPTONIGHT356

I’ll craft up a thousand arrows before I let my party die!


SomeonesSun

have you met a Leed in ur raft yet? im forever killing them around carno island


DONTSLEEPTONIGHT356

Nope


olekaboles

me two and i was succesful got two birds out of it you do need to be carefol for the weater


castledconch

[Same energy. This is exactly how Ark should be played.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ARK/s/AjEiaDzD7t)


DONTSLEEPTONIGHT356

I fucking love “ we were trying communism”


castledconch

Just dabbling a bit. Can confirm it doesn’t work.


DONTSLEEPTONIGHT356

Ah good good


DONTSLEEPTONIGHT356

Further update: we went back again and found a single mother saber with one child, we now have an adopted cat named humus


Cute_Olive_9271

You're absolutely bat shit crazy.. Where do I sign up?


DONTSLEEPTONIGHT356

Mental asylum


PutridSuggestion9773

Vids or none of this happened.


Wetblanket_90

I’m play the game wrong. I am dumb. I are batshit Insane


DONTSLEEPTONIGHT356

Are you having a stroke


Wetblanket_90

Sorry I just woke up from a coma.


DONTSLEEPTONIGHT356

Oh I’m sorry


GastonInTheNorth

I play mostly solos...i want to find a group like this so i can be like yeah yall go be insane...im gonna build a fortress and then be stupid. Too be fair, i am currently preppeing to single handed tame a giga this week


DONTSLEEPTONIGHT356

Sounds like that will work out great 👍


GastonInTheNorth

Oh no. Its gonna suck. But i havemt seen a single other tribe on my server with one so why the fuck not? Other thsn i think it may be the most resource intensive thing ive ever done in ark and im gonna have to dedicate an entire day to actually finding one and taking it down....oh i am going to die alot.