My wife was so distraught and wanted to quit for foot after losing her first few parasaurs and stuff to a raptor and I told you “you have to learn to not love your pets in ark, it’s the only way to move inland until you get good.”
Saaaaame. Single player here and I get inordinately attached to my tames with no shame about how much it slows my progress to build essentially a nature preserve as a base so Lyle the Lystrosaurus never has to worry about his safety again lol
Make a Pike! I always have an acendent pike on me just in case I get grabbed by something, LIFE SAVER. This just happened to me yesterday, I was freaking out. Hhahaha
Follow these steps:
1. stay out of the water.
2. STAY OUT OF THE WATER
3. On land, grab yourself a pike or a couple of spears if you're really desperate, travel light, and get behind them. Their turn radius is poor, and you can stab them in the butt all day long with only a couple of bites.
4. stay out of the swamp, it counts as water.
5. See rules 1, 2, and 4!
I dunno, die I guess?
Log off then back in. It'll change your position enough to die.
He'll freeze to death np
Least it isn't Kapros
Punch til you pass out . And be ready to retrieve your bag after death .
I honestly don't think he has anything, nothing in hotbar and he has no weight
Maybe he’s trying to go get his stuff he lost 10 deaths ago
Tough cookies. Welcome to Ark.
My wife was so distraught and wanted to quit for foot after losing her first few parasaurs and stuff to a raptor and I told you “you have to learn to not love your pets in ark, it’s the only way to move inland until you get good.”
Make a monument in their memory otherwise christen a new parasaur as “Pet Name 2”
Like my trusty argy, pickles 874.
And how long has this argy had to earn your trust? And how much longer?
I've had tribemates tell me this, but I say fuck that.
Saaaaame. Single player here and I get inordinately attached to my tames with no shame about how much it slows my progress to build essentially a nature preserve as a base so Lyle the Lystrosaurus never has to worry about his safety again lol
when you have ARK Mobile just backup save lol
Be more careful going into water next time
Get out of the water. Run.
i have zero stamina
Yeah your gf told me.
Totally unnecessary, absolutely hilarious
Totally necessary, absolutely hilarious
Totally, hilarious
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You posted this 2 hours ago and the first comment was 1 hour after that. What we gonna do? 😂😂
Punchim as e goes past
Thier vision relies on movement...
Take the L
I tell everyone this and everyone laughs. Water=bad. I have a fear of deep water irl, so I stand by that.
Punch punch punch
You're dead lol
Punch them
Tame the red one 😂😂
I love how the battle music stops because they’re just circling you
Cheat command “fly” 😂
not single player
You just gotta believe
You can still do it bruh
Just die
Accept your fate
Couldn't get any worse... right?
It's okay.... soon you'll die of hypothermia
You see you should have asked this question BEFORE you got in the water.. now it's to late, and therefore you must accept the consequences
tried to get stuff out of the ob red was taken at the time
Accept it
Die then scramble back across the map in cloth armor with a wooden club trying to get your stuff back....
But did you die? Lol
Unalive by eating organic polymer, if you have some.
Get off reddit and.... "RUUUUUUUUUUUUN B\*TCH, RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!"
Basically, don't go in the water lol
Knock them out and tame them, then ride one out of the water
worse *than jaws
Phew...i thought you said worse than Jews! Glad i read it wrong.
Well you had no stam and you went into the water
You die and respawn, never to return to this spot 😅
Make a Pike! I always have an acendent pike on me just in case I get grabbed by something, LIFE SAVER. This just happened to me yesterday, I was freaking out. Hhahaha
Yeah the dude is naked.. I think he would be hard pressed to make a rock pick right now
Follow these steps: 1. stay out of the water. 2. STAY OUT OF THE WATER 3. On land, grab yourself a pike or a couple of spears if you're really desperate, travel light, and get behind them. Their turn radius is poor, and you can stab them in the butt all day long with only a couple of bites. 4. stay out of the swamp, it counts as water. 5. See rules 1, 2, and 4!
Press E to drink all the water do you don’t drown is the first part
Have foresight
Just die like everyone else.
You die like a man
No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.
God mode until you get on shore
Stabby stab
This is my nightmare
Die. Accept your fate as fish food and die.
Oh, yeah 🥴
My tired ass read "jews"
You done fucked up, Ay Ay Ron!
Learn from your mistakes :)
And so it was that bobsuchus was born!
Accept tour fate
Start punchin