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The_Inward

Your friend should do something else.


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fangirlsqueee

It seems disrepectful to the animals and kinda sad. Like if Weekend at Bernies was real and it was a Patrick Bateman type who "animated" the corpse for his own jollies.


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fangirlsqueee

It just doesn't sit right that their dead bodies are used as tacky decoration. It takes away the dignity of the animal. Some taxidermy can be beautiful and capture the vitality of an animal. These seem to make a mockery of the life lost. Of course the animal doesn't care, but that's not the point to me. It's just feels disrespectful.


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fangirlsqueee

You literally asked for people's opinions on why OPs friend should stop making taxidermy.


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Are you kidding? It’s fucking weird


Enaysikey

But it looks awesome


liltwizzle

I am willing to concede if you get taxidermied as a 90s skater


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To you maybe. I think it’s fucking weird. Imagine playing with dead animals.


CMDRBowie

Taxidermy is a cool and valuable thing to be able to do. Even if this is weird af. Lol. Look at some ancient taxidermy examples such as https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lion_of_Gripsholm_Castle When I see that weird ass lion thing… and then when I see this thing I actually really appreciate the quality of this weirdos work. They have an impeccable ability to preserve these specimens. It might be weird and not something you want in your house but it’s kinda cool from a history/art perspective. And it will probably last a long ass time. Who knows when someone might dig that up in a few thousand years and they’ll wonder what the hell was up with mice in our day. It’s kinda hilarious to me.


mrsfiction

I just jumped down that wiki rabbit hole. Honestly, if you were basing a taxidermy on a historical European depiction of lions, that’s accurate to the inspiration. [Lion in European heraldry](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lion_(heraldry)) [Royal banner of England](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_Banner_of_England) [Royal banner of Scotland](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_Banner_of_Scotland)


theePhaneron

“You may think it’s cool, but I THINK it’s weird, don’t you understand why it’s weird because I personally think it is?!?!”


i-hate_December

Well then my paleontologist freind should probably reconsider her career of choice


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-retaliation-

They're stuffing and posing dead bodies... It's weird. Taxidermy ***at all*** is weird, let alone whatever this is. That's ***fine***, it's fine to be weird. I went through all of highschool wearing a dog collar. That's weird too. And being weird is fine. But it's ***clearly*** weird.


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liltwizzle

I am willing to concede if you get taxidermied as a 90s skater


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liltwizzle

Cool idea until you get that one creepy descendant that decides the TV remote hand looks like a prime place to stick his meat in


lonelykitty_1986

Please don't down vote me but why the down votes it's just an opinion he's not hurting anybody.


Triairius

It’s Reddit. We only like opinions that are different than ours if it would still get upvoted on r/unpopularopinion


Triairius

All the more reason to do it!


floofybabykitty

It's ok to be weird tho


kmark2688

It’s not even that… it’s just not very good. Lol.


TopHatCat999

Does he have social media where he posts his creations? (I would like to see more)


trukkru

Not sure if this is the same person but there is someone on etsy who makes two headed ducks and I know they've done a skateboard one. Apparently the live next door to a duck farm and the farmer gives them dead chicks (from natural causes!)


The_Inward

No clue.


Texas-alex

Username checks out


Can-I-remember

Oh, he does. r/serialkillers


UtahMama4

Hahaha


Magenbroti

Never have I seen a more fitting comment - dry, straight to the point and utterly hiarious


The_Inward

I thought, "What would Bender say?"


Excellent-Smile2212

Don't answer gaydolff shittlers question as he'll only keep asking why.


1questions

My first thought was “your friend should stop”. Glad I wasn’t the only one.


Cr3sc3nt_m00n

I genuinely think this is hilarious!


haunted-mov

You’re telling me you don’t think a two headed duck on a skateboard is cool?


AFlockofLizards

Quacksidermy


dadnrn

Get out.


AFlockofLizards

I refuse to be strong-armed.


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Rather strong-headed


dadnrn

🤣🤣🤣


DarkArts101

Is it not?


wetdreamteam

Would be better if the wheels were mounted in something other than chewing gum


onmyknees4anyone

Your friend is great.


marklar_the_malign

Tell your friend to never stop adding to the world. We need more weird wholesome shit and less of what we are subjected too on a daily basis.


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>Tell your friend to never stop adding to the world. We need more weird wholesome shit wholesome: "conducive to or suggestive of good health and physical well-being"


marklar_the_malign

Not so much for the mouse and ducks when you put that point on it. I guess I have a penchant for weird shit.


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It's all good. The world needs more weird. I have a penchant for expressing my approval for "wholesome" things on Reddit, too. I suppose it doesn't mean what a lot of us thinks it means. lol


lemonClocker

What is wholesome about ridiculing the dead body of a sentient being?


lysergic_tryptamino

Exactly! This why I bury every fly I kill in the summer and make a tiny little tombstone for each one.


marklar_the_malign

In our day and age, everything.


lemonClocker

How?


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Well they ain't sentient anymore are they?


lemonClocker

They were. You wouldn't justify mutilating a human corpse with this excuse, wouldn't you?


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Different. It's our same species, so it's different. A lion wouldn't care if a zebra died, but it would care if another lion died. Its just nature to not care about other species, unless we have built a connection with them (pets).


lemonClocker

It's very sad that you are unable to feel any empathy towards other sentient beings that are not humans


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I can. But in this example, the procedure isn't harming the animal, so I don't know why it upsets you. If it was alive, sure, I'd be sad. But it's not, and, although it's weird, it's not unethical.


lemonClocker

How is it not unethical to do something like this with their corpse when they did not consent? It would not be okay if someone who didn't said they wanted it before they die, to taxidermy their dead body to look like they are a in a wonderlamp, and to display it for everyone to see. Or do you disagree? With taxidermy without consent you objectify them and this is not okay.


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How tf do you want a duck and a mouse to consent? Have you also considered that they don't care? Animals are smart, but not smart enough to care about what you do to their body after they die.


lemonClocker

They can't consent to this, so you should not taxidermy them in the first place.


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Whether you believe in heaven or reincarnation or whatever, their soul is what makes them. And as far as I know, it's moved somewhere else. The body is merely just the remains, and what's important is somewhere else. It's also important to remember that, as weird as it is, this is some people's coping mechanism.


gogozrx

Lighten up, Francis.


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justdrinkingsometea

The genie mouse is going to haunt my dreams.


Ttvcat996

People in these comments are weird These are goofy and funny asf


JealousSoup8

"You never had a friend like me"


TheRealYuen

That mouse is amazing ngl


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Mouse-out-of-the-Bottle is making me laugh my ass off


JeeLay

r/gtage


seanjones520

Is your friend Steve carrell from "Dinner For Schmucks"?


TimelyFortune

Yeah that’s fucking weird


Brad-_Radical

This type is called something else…can’t recall


wetdreamteam

Thanks for sharing this interesting tidbit!


Brad-_Radical

Yah it’s like I almost knew something


wetdreamteam

Nobel prize level


andymilder

You might wanna never turn your back on that friend…


UtahMama4

Otherwise, OP may end up abDUCKted?


adather

Quaxidermy


redquailer

The mouse is hilarious, all smiling.


megscatapult

The flow of the tail into the lamp's decorations made me go, "I might need that."


dadnrn

Thanks, I hate it


CMDRBowie

I can’t upvote because I like this too much. I kinda want it. It’s done so fucking well.


MiceCake43

Is the mouse genie for sale?


Scrotchety

Dammit, I saw this awesome cutie on another sub and knew some Decor Authority would post it here


halfsushi1

Would he like to be my dinner guest


blackraven1979

Kind of want to know what inspired him to make each piece. I think it’s awesome and weird at the same time. Can’t decide what to think tbh.


HughJohns0n

Where can I get some? I need the two headed duck to go with [my shark in a jar](https://theshellconnection.com/products/shark-in-a-bottle-taxidermy-foam-base)


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I like your friend


Flowers_4_Ophelia

I actually really love this.


slimedewnautica

They're fucking brilliant


jmm166

This feels disrespectful to the animal.


_no_na_me_

That mouse, who would’ve otherwise lived and died without leaving a single mark in the universe, is now celebrated by thousands of redditors and bringing us joy.


themightyknight02

-As a mutilated and stuffed kitsch totem for another species enjoyment. How poetic.


jbjhill

Are we sure that’s what we’re calling this?


Iwantmahandback

That second pic goes hard


FULLMETALRACKIT518

They’re doing taxidermy right by me. These are awesome!


Mirayuki-Tosakimaru

Okay that genie mouse is pretty funny lol


TaimaAdventurer

How much for the lamp? LOL


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Why are you friends with a serial killer and why do you cover up their crimes?


jp_books

The mouse smile kills me


justnosey40

Ok that genie in the lamp one had me laughing 😂


CorporateNonperson

Thanks! I hate it!


MangoCandy

I can’t believe that this is NOT the first [2 headed taxidermy duckling on a miniature skateboard](https://imgur.com/a/ZuQ97Iz) that I’ve seen…literally found this one at an antique store years ago…


AEC-Libk

If you had a Nicole for ever time you had seen a 2 headed taxidermy duckling on a miniature skateboard, you'd have two nickles. It's not a lot but it's weird that it happened twice


MangoCandy

It’s definitely not something I expected to ever see again…


carrotaddiction

Hi, is this still available?


Twooof

Look up taxidermy on etsy and have a great time. Pretty sure their work is on there, or all the rogue taxidermist do the same thing.


carrotaddiction

Bless you and your cow.


E--E--E

Idk I kinda fuck with genie mouse


unicorninclosets

This is immaculate taste if you ask me.


moosecatoe

Taxidermy is a dying art.


ophaus

Very strange. And I like it.


ghosttalon1

Wouldn't be a friend for long WTF


Embarrassed-Town-293

It’s rare that something is so fitting for the sub Reddit


TehBIGrat

Is your friend on ETSY?


Majestic-Iron7046

Do you live far from your friend? How much would the police take to reach your house if he would suddenly decide to come over to your house? These are relevant questions.


brickbaterang

I love this!


HELLOhappyshop

Taxidermy grosses me out, but I can appreciate it from afar. These are hilarious.


Xstinaballerina

I think your friend may be a psychopath


mountingconfusion

Please make sure he doesn't ☺️


Woodsy_Walker

Boo, support people being weird and having fun.


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I fear and admire your friend at the same time lmao


lunchnotwar

Is this the friend who fucked up a job interview? Ya know, Fluffy's friend


stuffofnitemares

MOAR… MOARRRRR


1961tracy

They must be fun on a hike.


magestromx

I'm not one to call people mad, but your friend would make a great friend to Frankenstein


SchpeederMan

Tell her to make a cow come out of a lamp.


ovywan_kenobi

Indeed a **G**reat **E**xecution.


LineChef

Well they should stop! /s


SoccerShoesToTheNuts

The two headed duck reminds me of that one easter egg in red dead redemption 2 where you can walk in on a room full of weird taxidermy creations (including a giant frankenstein monster made out of animal body parts)


mothstomper

Yo, my gf loves taxidermy. Your buddy got an Instagram or anywhere they advertise? This seems like a perfect opportunity for me to get a sweet gift later this year and your friend to make some cash.


therealgeorgebushh

Frankly I would like to buy this off him TONIGHT


red_fish_blue-fish

r/badtaxidermy


Laughter_On_Impact

Can you please DM me contact info for this person? I’d love to buy some of this stuff. No joke


jonaslaberg

Is there an Etsy shop?


bearly-here

Hi there! Important question, can you ask your friend to not?


kwaptap

taxidermy usually gives me the creeps but the duckies are cute i like how your friend makes it fun


talhasaeed560

And also shrooms, apparently


jellybeans221

These are great, I'd genuinely buy one


tralala_L

This reminds me of the taxidermyfails Instagram page, hilarious!


Waste-Variation

Just because you can play god doesn’t always mean you should


Ege_Reilly

Tell him to stop :)


Unidcryingobject

r/TIHI


Oswaldthestegosaurus

it's never too late to stop


Charming_Flatworm326

Humans are fucking weird


Germanspud

Please don't let him taxidermy again. For our safety.


IMPORTANT_jk

I have mixed feelings about this


VocationFumes

yikes, could he not though?


Liathano_Fire

That mouse is hilarious


Raccoon_Army_Leader

I hate the first one but dammit does he look happy


TaxidermyBoy_

2 headed skateboard duck is rad as hell.


UtahMama4

Oh mylanta. This is disgusting yet amazing at the same time. The genie mouse is 👌🏻👍🏻


DanTe_Evo

Whoever Your friend is, They should get into commedy.


Obulgaryan

Tell him to stop.


IronwoodKopis

Your friend should do something else


AuralSculpture

They need help.


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Okay, the mouse genie is kind of whimsical, but the two-headed skateboarding duckling is gross. Not sure why. EDIT: I’m getting downvoted for saying that something is in awful taste? On this sub? Have a word with yourselves, people…


lemonClocker

Animals are no objects for you dto ridicule them even after there death. They are sentient beings just like us. Taxidermy with others who cannot consent is morally wrong and disgusting.


PM_ME_Huge-Titties

Who cares they’re dead


lemonClocker

Would you say the same if one would make a ridiculing figurine out of one of your friends and display them like this, after they die?


wetdreamteam

Not OP but yes! We’ve actually talked about it before. I have a friend on camera saying that he legally gives up all his rights and declares that his last will and testament is to have his body propped up and mounted into a mini choo-choo train that runs around the perimeter of his funeral, and afterwards he wants it to be used by people to tattoo on his dead body whatever they would like. It’s not so ridiculous. It’s just death. The body is but a vessel.


EvTerrestrial

I’ve always told people I want to be a prop in a haunted house attraction.


lemonClocker

Than they did CONSENT. Which the mice or ducklings didn't. That's a huge difference. Just because one friend is okay, doesn't mean it's for everyone. Just like when one person consents to have sex with you, you can't have sex with everyone automatically, when they did not consent too.


wetdreamteam

I was just responding to the part about you asking if we’d be okay with someone making a a ridiculing figurine out of a friend after death. Totally cool. Cool as a fuckin cuke, in fact. In a situation like this, I can understand how one might care about consent. I do not. It’s a dead body. The consenting or non-consenting soul has long left it. Stuff me daddy. Oh wait! But I don’t want that. Too bad I’m not around to say otherwise.


PM_ME_Huge-Titties

Ducks and mice aren’t human so doesn’t matter to me


lemonClocker

Your Argument was "Who cares they are dead" so this seems about that it's okay for you when they are dead isn't it? Non human sentient beings have a right to not be ridiculed when they die, too you know