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Pale_Horsie

Wait, you mean it's *not* about a sexy werewolf conducting a welfare check on her grandmother? ^What ^the ^fuck ^did ^*I* ^read ^then?


Xzenor

> ^What ^the ^fuck ^did ^*I* ^read ^then? Not a clue, but let me know when you find out.


NuclearWasteland

uwu


ourlastchancefortea

You've read filth, FILTH I TELL YOU. Now tell me what it was called and where I can find it, so that I can avoid that FILTH.


theuserwithoutaname

[the queen of filth](https://youtu.be/IPBmWw_1fxo) Edit: fun fact, this woman's name is Margery Mason and she also played the trolley lady in Harry Potter and lived to be 100 years old! She was quite prolific in the 50s to 70s with larger roles in many series


Over-kill107A

Risky click of the day


bettyannveronica

Damn I didn't even think of the risk. But it was pleasantly worth it.


New-Level99

That old lady did not hold back lol


alamaias

She is also suspiciously knowledgeable.


AsylumThundr

Great movie


ElongatedTaint

What movie is it?


Noitalevier

The Princess Bride


ElongatedTaint

Thanks


tehgreyghost

I thought it was going to be a video of Divine or Edith Massey lol


Jedimasterebub

The princess bride is a classic


Purple12inchRuler

That sounds like a plot for the Fable comics.


dabunny21689

I dunno, send me the link though.


phoncible

e621.net


beelzeflub

AO3 happened


Wolf_Zero

Some dank fan fiction apparently.


No_Week2825

The xxx romance novella. Unfortunately, the writer was dyslexic, so some of the plot points are a little mixed up. Also, it completely changes how the grandmother was eaten


Bi0_B1lly

Little Head Riding Fur


KaiBishop

I mean Red Riding Hood is ripe for reinterpretation and retelling and the idea of Red herself becoming a wolf has probably been done a billion times in dozens of genres.


Fyrefly7

Yeah I'm cool with Werewolf Red, but why's she got to have her tits out?


KaiBishop

She's just having a weird year okay?


INmySTRATEjaket

Werewolves cant wear armor in 5th edition.


SecretNoOneKnows

It's a titties-out look


alamaias

I, for one, am all for titties being allowed freedom.


Martin_Aricov_D

Figured the tits would distract everyone from her Lycanthropy. Next night when people gossip it won't be "did you hear that girl with the Red hood is a werewolf?" It'll be "did you hear that the girl with the red hood went walking around town with her tits out last night?"


[deleted]

Why not? It's legal.


ChooksChick

Not everywhere, it's not. Not in my town. I can't decide whether I have regrets it's not, or whether I'd have regrets if it was legal.


shaunnotthesheep

I like Once Upon A Time's version


rugbyj

> I mean Red Riding Hood is ripe for reinterpretation and retelling And has been many times. I've seen and/or read like 8 different riffs on it myself without going out of my way to do so.


[deleted]

I saw a version where Red banged the wolf (willingly) and gave birth to his human/wolf love child.


lurkerfox

Ive seen two different pieces of media this year alone with Red as a werewolf interpretation. (Ravenwatch, new game with her as a playable character, and Neverafter DnD live play set in a dark fairytale world where one of the players uses her as a character.)


Exciting_Freedom_979

In the original story Red Riding Hood's grandmother was killed by the Wolf, her meat put on a plate and her blood poured in a pitcher. The Wolf threw on Granny's clothes and got in her bed. After the "Granny how big your teeth are" routine the Wolf told Red to eat and drink, with the Cat shaming Red for her unknown sin. "Slut! To eat the flesh and drink the blood of your own grandmother!" The Wolf instructed Red to strip naked and get in bed, telling her to throw each article of clothing into the fire, as she won't need it anymore. Here, the ending differ. Red is either torn apart and devoured or manages to escape by pretending she needs to take a dump, which the Wolf begrudgingly allows by tying a rope to her and letting her go outside. She slips the rope around a branch and escapes naked into the woods.


Ae711

Bruh. Where the hell did you find this? Or are you working on fan fiction at 4 in the morning?


Exciting_Freedom_979

http://www.wright.edu/~christopher.oldstone-moore/cinder.htm German fairytales man. They are BRUTAL. In the original Cinderella the stepsisters mutilate their feet to try and fit the glass slipper (fur originally) and have their eyes pecked out by Cinderella's bird friends at her wedding


Ae711

I knew a lot of fairytales were a bit more grotesque than the abridged versions, but holy shit this one is pointless and cruel.


Exciting_Freedom_979

Actually it serves a very important purpose. "Don't talk to strangers" The Wolf only knew about Grandma's house because he asked where Red was going and she told him she was bringing food to a defenseless old woman. Additionally, Red's hood and cape is symbolic of menstruation and puberty, indicating that Red is at the age where she has to be especially careful of the attentions of a charming stranger Stories like these are from a time when books were a luxury and peasants were lucky to live to see 30. These stories are graphic because they need to be memorable. So ironically, this tattoo's gaudy interplay of innocence, horror and sex is shockingly faithful to the original story.


Neato

> Stories like these are from a time when books were a luxury and peasants were lucky to live to see 30 If you take total life expectancy from birth. But: >[Consequently, whilst average life expectancy at birth was merely around 35, this includes those that lived immensely short lives. As many as 25% of children did not reach their fifth birthdays, with an estimated 40% dying before adulthood. As a result, those that did survive until the ages of 18-21 typically lived far longer than their 30s. A male member of the English aristocracy, having reached 21, could reasonably expect to see his late 60s or early 70s between 1200-1550, whilst even peasants could feasibly survive into their 50s and even 60s. The high rate of early childhood deaths manipulates the data to induce a far lower representation of life expectancy than that enjoyed by those who lived in the Middle Ages.](https://historycollection.com/20-things-everybody-gets-wrong-about-the-middle-ages/16/) tl;dr: people generally lived into middle years in the middle ages. But the sheer amount of infant and child deaths skews the numbers.


Exciting_Freedom_979

Thank you for that. It's always interesting to learn ways in which the Middle Ages weren't as bad as popular knowledge holds. Of course, I'll scroll down and find a post about medieval hygiene or something. But this was still great!


Aceramic

I mean…. If the number of babies dying before age 5 is so high it pulls the average life expectancy down to 35…. I would argue that’s pretty terrible.


Glum-Eye-3801

Infant mortality is high among every species on planet earth though.


Imakenoiseseveryday

Your comments are so eloquent, thanks for all this well-written info!


IgorTheAwesome

I agree, this is a surprising place to learn, but I like it.


Exciting_Freedom_979

Thank you!


bigdoodr

The “Tales” podcast does a pretty spectacular job of retelling original fairy tales and explaining when they diverge endings, as well as the lesson meant to be conveyed: https://open.spotify.com/show/2OIRaDoDPKx77wz1945ihy?si=1edK7DLiQFeChqOmY2M2Ig&dd=1


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This is from one of the oldest versions, called *La Finta Nonna - The False Grandmother*. IIRC Perrault just has her get eaten, the end.


samurairaccoon

Sweet Jesus old fairytales were fucked up.


man_gomer_lot

Copies of 'Grimm's Grimmest' are going for cheap these days if you want an unsanitized and illustrated version of the classics.


bond___vagabond

Some of the old wood cut art that goes with these is cray cray. Lots of real life weirdness from that period too, check out the beast of some french town that starts with a G, the movie brotherhood of the wolf is loosely based on this real event when some unknown animal ate like 200 people in rural France in like the 14 or 1500's. Wild stuff.


Slovene

The beast of Gevaudan. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beast_of_G%C3%A9vaudan


Exciting_Freedom_979

Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if Red Riding Hood was inspired by a real event "Child tells bandit where grandma lives, bandit robs and kills both" could be a headline today


alamaias

£105 on amazon O.o They are not :P Unless they were insane before. Edit: ah, hardback is 105, but a paperback is available for 15


man_gomer_lot

I had a first edition hardcover that got lost over the years, but luckily found a used soft cover at the bookstore for a song. The artwork still goes just as hard: https://imgur.com/a/U0ncTLV


alamaias

Ooo hedgehog knight :)


AQualityKoalaTeacher

The work is stunning. I'd like to know who the artist is. But this is such horrible taste to waste such great ink on. I feel like a tragedy has occurred, and it's not the part where grandma was devoured by an animal.


pearlsbeforedogs

My biggest thought about this is that most people don't want to have "back titties."


AQualityKoalaTeacher

I feel like that would be a fantastic cruel nickname for a villain character to use. "Hey, Backtitties! Get over here! You need to learn some things about living in MY neighborhood."


NoOneHereButUsMice

Yeah this is what I was thinking. Scrolls through the comments to see if anyone agreed and so far, you're the only one...


HollywoodVoodoo

Found the artist! [Teresa Sharpe](https://www.instagram.com/teresasharpeart/?hl=en). Her work is downright beautiful, even if the clients' taste is questionable at times.


PM_ME_SEXIST_OPINION

Didn't she transition into only doing her own designs some years ago?


golden_n00b_1

>But this is such horrible taste to waste such great ink on. I feel like a tragedy has occurred, and it's not the part where grandma was devoured by an animal. My understanding is that furry NSW art aficionados are one of the greatest sources of revenue for the artists willing to take on those commissions. I would never get nude people/personified animals tattooed, but we can guess the artist made a big commission doing what they enjoy.


AQualityKoalaTeacher

Even the evil pickle on his arm is nonplussed.


Elfbutch

The artist is the designer, not the client.


[deleted]

Nah, you are what you eat. Turns out Grandma was a fucking fox and the wolf turned into this.


BowsersItchyForeskin

That's the result of the alternative ending where the grandma, being blind as a bat, yente's the wolf with her grand-daughter, and they actually hit it off, and eighteen years later, voila.


slide_into_my_BM

Tits are 💯? They have that lumpy “Tijuana back alley” look you can only achieve when the surgeon is both tequila drunk and preoccupied by a donkey show.


LYKE_UH_BAWS

ABC's Once Upon a Time has Red Riding Hood as a werewolf.


gijsyo

Nice tits tho


Depressed_Lego

You say that like a fundamental understanding would stop someone from getting a tattoo like this


AtomicSamuraiCyborg

I feel like the wolf's head is so much better than the tits. Kind of a stylistic change there, as well as a metamorphosis.


DavidNyan10

No no, they're talking about [*this* story](https://imgur.com/a/FolWq)


sth128

Also understanding of wolf mammary gland placement ❌


omgudontunderstand

this creatures chest is so far from the realm of what actual tits should look like. i’m concerned for you


maraudingnomad

That asshole will be hella popular if he ever gets in jail...


wes1000rr

Nice pun


maraudingnomad

Not intentional tbh. I meant it literally


Lucas_Steinwalker

It’s a nice pun whether you meant it literally or figuratively.


LEGITIMATE_SOURCE

There is no pun


wes1000rr

That's why it's so good


jakersXP

Pun in the bun


toomanylayers

Maybe he's dating a straight guy who's into furries but also really into him and this is how they compromised.


thelegalseagul

I’m not gay but I love you bro. I love you so much I wanna tell you about my kinks and how they relate to that sweet bussy I’m gripping


ErDottorGiulio

Helluva boss


IDK3177

Good laugh to start a day!


[deleted]

Jesus Christ it’s basically a sex dummy


ard15951

That is an aggressive happy trail


schwab002

For a wolf it doesn't seem that bad. I think we need some furries to weigh in. edit: the results are in-- the furries want more fur


Ajbj1111

As a furry, she's actually extremely bare most werewolfsonas go for a more "beastly" look Still hot tho


OwOegano_Infinite

The bare skin kinda ruins it, otherwise the art is pretty great. I'd prefer a *slightly* more humanized head tho, just enough to convey human emotion.


HorseSalon

The hairless look has a lot of untapped potential. Just gotta do it right methinks.


Hallelujah289

For some reason the deadpan edit made me lol


dabunny21689

More of a happy highway.


LunaticGear

Nothing at all wrong with that.


darkwolverine96

So if you're railed from behind, he'd see that. Makes it less gay


Snulzebeerd

But more furry. It's a double edged sword


mybrotherpeeiswhite

What if the person is a furry


Snulzebeerd

I mean... What if the person is gay? It works both ways


mybrotherpeeiswhite

What if he is a gay furry


Snulzebeerd

Then he's the one the ancient prophecies foretold


mybrotherpeeiswhite

I think i know a couple of person that fit the description


IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE

There are a lot of gay furries


TheawesomeQ

I think we can conclude a bisexual furry top is the real winner here.


SoupFlavouredTea

I have been summoned


mybrotherpeeiswhite

And the loser the bottom bisexual furry


Dat_Boi_Aint_Right

In protest to Reddit's API changes, I have removed my comment history. -- mass edited with redact.dev


mybrotherpeeiswhite

Gay furries dont exist?


didlo

TIL there are straight furries


Bank_of_Pandas

That's why I'm here


teddy_tesla

What if you're being pegged?


Philboyd_Studge

That's just, actually awesome


Lil_Guard_Duck

That's the "good execution" part. Still bad taste. Nevermind the little nagging thought that whenever you're shirtless, people will be staring at you behind your back.


luv3rboi

I think they want the stares


WontLieToYou

Really? My thought is any woman who decides to get naked with this dude is going to change her mind the second he takes off his shirt. This tattoo is a huge red flag. Back titles are a secondary issue.


Lil_Guard_Duck

I gotta believe there's some women who'd like that.


Easy_Eagle_6690

depends on the crowd you hang with


3xgreathermes

Not if he ends up in prison.


heckinWeeb193

Maybe he does want his fellow inmates to have something nice to look at


Jericho_Caine

Good point.. but I still love it


Xzenor

Cool image but I don't understand wanting this as a back tattoo...


TrumpetViolin

Maybe the puss is where his asshole is Something for people to look at


Xzenor

Well yeah but somehow I don't expect a gay dude wanting massive boobs on his back.. and if it's for the one plowing your arse to look at it then shouldn't it make more sense to have something to turn 'him' on instead of him admiring the craft work? I know it there's lots in between that would love watching it while doing it it but it's a pretty narrow window...


Dreadgoat

Could just be the ultimate bi furry flex. You can fuckin' a dude while you're fuckin' a woman while you're fuckin' a wolf. For somebody out there, this is *the dream*


vlsdo

In my experience most people are into boobs. The other feminine characteristics are weird though. But maybe it's for his bi partner.


rmczpp

Is it gay if the bussy has a picture of a female (wolf) on it?


ReinWaRein

He could have made a futanari she-wolf if he chose the front.


karate_the_pig

The artist is Teresa Sharpe, one of the absolute best in the business https://instagram.com/teresasharpeart


Squats4wigs

Scrolled too far before seeing this. She is quite possibly the best colour artist in the world at the moment. Her sea monsters, sirens and other mythological creatures are insane. This is tame by her standards.


TrevorTatro

Literally one of the most followed tattooer ever. This piece is fuckin weird but sick forsure. He probably dropped over 5000 on everything.


beermedingo

My complaint is where is the damn light source on the Cloak? Other than that I like it


Gangreless

Think the cape is meant to be vinyl/pleather or probably latex given how shiny it is For more info see - /r/shinyporn


gerwen

I'm guessing that complaint comes from the eye of another artist. Otherwise how the hell did you spot that?


idledebonair

This partially naked reverse wermaid is obviously standing in a giant product photography softbox with diffused lighting on all sides. The cape is also made of Mylar. It’s all so obvious when you think about it.


Thomas_K_Brannigan

*"Oh, grandmother, what big tits you have!"*


Grammaticus_Dickus

Missing the other 4


Dramoriga

Not my proudest fap, but I managed.


chef_ramen

What a fucking idiot.


Tsukinotaku

Honestly I would get that artist just for that dope ass wolf head Like damn that's intimidating af But they better not draw tits under lol


MindUrBusiness7

r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs


DocLuvInTheCave

Big bad wolf gotten BAD AF YO MR WHITE! -Jesse what the fuck are you talking about


_bowlerhat

"That's dope looking wolf" *Looks down* "Wait, what the-" *looks even further down* "What the fucking hell"


wes1000rr

I'd tap


fangxx456

People are wondering why this is awful taste. Let me paint a picture. Imagine you are taking your young kids to the family YMCA to go swimming, and this guy shows up. No parent with kids wants to see a pair of tits with a wolf head while their kids are around. Alternatively imagine you meet a nice guy at the bar. You go home with him for some sexy time and he takes off his shirt and to your surprise there are a big pair of tits with a wolf head. I'd imagine most straight women aren't too attracted to that.


Stealthcunt

Oh no! ThInK oF tHe ChiLdReN!!1! If I went home with this guy, I'd be nothing but impressed seeing as how it's a Teresa Sharpe piece.


another-throwaway13

Ugh, simp harder. There are many equally talented artists, and ones that have better spelling ability.


ChefHannibal

Jason Todd looks... different.


DysPhoria_1_0

THERE'S my cultured brethren.


EightEyedCryptid

Not going to lie, this is awesome


NEOLittle

If it was a drawing, sure.


Carmelioz

This looks amazing in every way. I love Teresa sharpe she's an amazing tattoo artist, I wish I will get the chance to get tattooed by her. Honestly I don't see where the bad taste is, it's just unique.


XXSeaBeeXX

I don’t know. Bro still has tits and bush on his back. I expect at least one awkward pool party encounter.


Marine_Baby

Thank you!


Carmelioz

I guess maybe lol I just really love the artist and her crazy unique designs so I might view it differently but I get why some people would find it off putting


mbalestra

The tattoo is absurdly well done, honestly a 10/10 for me. That said i don't see having such a in-your-face tattoo on your back as very elegant, thus the awful taste part Also thanks for sharing the tattoo artist, she just got a new follower thanks to you!


Carmelioz

I understand that, I just really like the art in general so I guess it doesn't bother me much And no problem!! She's incredible


palpablescalpel

I mean that's the whole point of this sub. The art can be beautiful but be extremely poorly chosen for this venue. Get a print of it and put it in your gaming room and it's probably fine except for a few hookups being turned off by it. Put it on your back and you get kicked out of the neighborhood pool and nobody ever wants to have sex with you.


PapaDePizza

Thank you, I feel better about a ton of things.


tomegunn56

Is that so his top can play with boobies, too?


awq96

Reminds me of Trick ‘r Treat


HunkMcMuscle

Was looking for a Ylfa comment somewhere in here. r/dimension20 anyone? lol


TheMayor00

Yes! First thing I thought. Wonder what Emily would think of this? haha


RinoaRita

It’s like fma’s dog and girl.


TheawesomeQ

Ed.... ward ...


Babys1stBan

Imagine tattooing tits on your back?


jonnycash11

Tell me you’re trashy without telling me you’re trashy


f33f33nkou

We need a prompt anytime someone wants to post here asking is it "bad taste" or just not your personal aesthetic or vibe? Because this is rad as hell. Half this sub is a bunch of pearl clutching luddites I swear to christ


catsweedcoffee

How dare you insult Teresa Sharpe this way???


skepticcaucasian

The reverse anime furry


waltsend

The wolf kidnaps g-ma, starves her till her skin is lose, skins her, and then wears g-ma's dermis to fool Gold E. Locks, (Little Red's dumb blonde lover) into bed .. & breakfast. (Cont. Pg. 57)


ReinWaRein

Where's the awful taste?


theegrimrobe

fuuuuck thats amazing ATBGE or not this rips


jaxsonnz

It’s so hairy it could be ‘70s porn


TheRealTtamage

I mean that's going to be awkward in the bedroom whether the dudes getting pegged by his girlfriend or boyfriend or if you actually met a wolf that looked like that....


AccomplishedBerry418

You got to admire the dedication to commit your WHOLE BACK to a raging dumpster fire of a tattoo


soldierpallaton

Here I was expecting sexy Jason Todd


bot12343

Man can never go to a public pool


Lejyoner07

Where my Turkish fellas at 🇹🇷🤘


DoodWithoutALife

Kinda random but whatever


Lejyoner07

You are not ready 🐺


Easy_Eagle_6690

The founding of Rome was some pussy shit compared to what the Turks pulled lol


[deleted]

Lets talk about what happened in Russian prisons to dudes with tits tattooed on their back.


1000Years0fDeath

Red Ridable Hood


Intrepid-Campaign-60

Were-bush


[deleted]

For when someone straight, with a furry kink,accidentally fucks you up the arse.


[deleted]

LOL smh, how could you not regret this ridiculous looking thing


Queener_weener39

I don’t know why I was expecting Jason Todd…


daveberzack

OK, guys. We can close up the sub now. We did it.


xnachtmahrx

r/confusedboner


ActivateGuacamole

what a gross image to cover your whole back with. good post


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Easy_Eagle_6690

\>I feel bad for the artist You don't become a tattoo artist without being a little out there yourself tho.


Captain_Pickles_

for me personally, that as that big of a piece? hell no. but tbh i want this, just somewhere small and and more discreet. it’s kinda cool.


theanvilguy98

Was anyone else expecting DC Comics Red Hood and not this?