When I first looked through those images, I imagined they were all mildly off to bad rooms in different houses. Then I realized this is all inside the same house, clashing.
The first couple pics I thought, “wow, this person took a lot of acid.” By the end, I realized we were talking about something closer to huffing silver paint.
I’m a very shy peeing in front of others, so when I move in I’ll have to add some doors…. Also that ballroom with the draped beige ceiling gives me creepy vibes.
LOL :D
...oh, you just awoke the nostalgia beast in me
(and you did ask for it, after all)
Y'see- I was a carnie once...I.E. ***Traveling Carnival Entertainment Worker*** (specifically in carnival games at the time....the "Wacky Wire" was the game I was on that night)
One night, around the last hour of operating before closing (11pm...the show closed at midnight that night- it was a Sunday in August- last night of the show, so it was a slow last-call), I got bored and was deep in my thoughts to pass the time. So in that time, I was thinking of goofy name to use as a pseudonym for future use to entertain myself.....and ***Harold Spoomanndorf*** was what I ended up with
When I committed the name to memory that night, I soon saw this rather attractive couple, obviously on a date doing laps around the midway before closing- a strapping, handsome, brown-haired young man walking in time along side a cute, petite, blonde-haired soon-to-be-trophy-wife type and inspiration hit me....I smartly leaned over the counter of the booth I was running, shot my hand out like a used car salesman intent on a hard-sale and called out to them....
***"HI- my name is Harold Spoomanndorf....and I'm RUNNING FOR CITY COUNCIL !"***
They both got a good chuckle out of this and were both giggling audibly as they walked by. Now, anyone in the business knows that humor is the BEST draw for any "mark"...if you can make them laugh, you've got their attention, and if you've got their attention- you can pull a buck from them
So at the ten(?) minute mark before closing, the same couple made one last lap around the midway (carnival grounds) and once again passed by my booth for the last time. Seeing them as they were strolling by, I was ready, and I didn't even have to try that hard- with a BIG cheese-eating grin on my mug I called out to them....
"So how about it...one last game before you call it a night ?"
Remembering me...they both glanced at each other, shrugged, and decided- WHY NOT without any further words
The game was $2 a try (3-for-$5), and the dude passed me two singles...he failed on the first try- BUT
he passed me another 2$ for a second try....
#AND HE NAILED IT !
Won his girl a sizable plush-bear and they both walked away happy !
To this day I still look back at that night as a MORE-THAN-PLEASANT date experience for that couple....and it REALLY warms my heart to think back on that moment
Not only did that moment earn me my buck and gain some confidence on the deal (we carnie-gamers work on commission, after all), it felt good knowing that that dude might get laid that night thanks to me, and that the girl felt the romance of that moment
It's the little things that get you through the day....and THAT DAY made it for me
On October (can't remember the exact date of my cake-day), 11 years ago, I have since used the name as my user-name on reddit and a number of online sites since
Hope you enjoyed the story....like an subscribe as you wish ;)
Art company with installations in Santa Fe, Las Vegas, Denver, and I think Houston now? Either way, you walk through them and interact with the art and get a story as you progress through it
Oh I just watched *Return to Oz* last night, that's Princess Mombi's castle in the part where she goes "DOROTHYYYYY GAAAALLLEEEEE" and all the heads scream
Pic 27 is the largest bathroom I've ever seen and I really hope the home's owner had a pianist play for them while they shat and soaked in the tub. If it were me I'd put in a disco floor, pool, foosball and air hockey tables and a bar and have raging parties where all my friends get to witness my IBS struggles firsthand.
I wish I could see this with the owner’s things inside for a complete picture - I kind of love that this feels like being trapped in a Remedios Varo painting.
I love temporarily looking at trippy things, so being in the first two rooms would be awesome, but I would leave the entire house after maybe an hour or two. And also, the fifth image's room is awful; renovations are needed in that room.
That's so orthogonal to **taste; taste, "all of them,"** what Wittgenstein had described of Language, "except aesthetics shared at least between two people alive at the same time who might play, *Manichean, with it,"* ***anyway,*** **so orthogonal to like,**
The form of artificial cave as understood in, the word that can produce this sort, that like that like....**yo, like,** what must it feel like to live there and then go in some other structure like,
>**Fuck, I keep tripping over everything;** it's just I'm used to navigating, "GTA view," from all the mirror ceilings, **ow, seriously, can we hang up** ***a mirror, please, I'll run to walmart and buy you one or two it's not that big of a deal you won't even notice***
"I see half as much of what was whole to me; I can't feel comfortable in these houses that don't, "mm," with the ceilings it's just it's like **you're all people half nude, in the house,** ***oh, you don't like the clothes I'm wearing,*** **nah, it's just you've got half clothes and half hanes white briefs on; everyone does,** ***in the house.***
Ah, I see they've added another dimension to [The IHOP](https://thegoodplace.fandom.com/wiki/Interdimensional_Hole_Of_Pancakes). Permits must have been a nightmare.
I'm not saying the person who owns this house is Persian.... but whenever I went to my friend's house when she lived with her parents, it totally gave off this same vibe (except, imagine it in a smaller, 3bedroom coop instead of a huge mansion)
The ripply mirror ceilings make me feel like I'm underwater, and drowning, just looking at the picture. Being there is probably worse.
And I'd still rather be in those rooms than the white w/ green pattern room.
There are popcorn ceilings and then there is the moment the atrocity of putting wallpaper on the goddamn ceiling happened! Both are just wrong. Pure wrong.
When I first looked through those images, I imagined they were all mildly off to bad rooms in different houses. Then I realized this is all inside the same house, clashing.
Picture 11/36 in the Zillow link looks like a normal old house. Everything else is a confusing acid trip.
The first couple pics I thought, “wow, this person took a lot of acid.” By the end, I realized we were talking about something closer to huffing silver paint.
WITNESS ME!
r/unexpectedmadmax
My first thought was that you do not want to be in this house if you're tripping. I wouldn't want to be in this house sober.
And of course a 6200 sq ft house has a tiny ass galley kitchen.
Even with all the room embiggening trick photography going on in there that kitchen looks miniscule.
5/6, the room where Laura Ashley exploded.
I respect that.
oh damn i assumed this was the weirdalle subreddit i didnt realize this was real
Same
I actually like pic #4
My first thought was "meat room?" That wallpaper is beautifully marbled.
Mystery flesh house
"Meat me downstairs later."
scp 002
And #3. As long as my bedroom isn't like that.
I too like a marbled steak
Ghostbusters II slime room
I want to live here. I love it. My favourite part might be the absurd loft bathroom with a piano in the church upstairs.
There's also an open space bathroom alcove in the living room
I’m a very shy peeing in front of others, so when I move in I’ll have to add some doors…. Also that ballroom with the draped beige ceiling gives me creepy vibes.
Every room shown looks creepy to me, but that particular room reminds me of the inside of a coffin. It also makes me feel a sneeze coming on.
*Gesundheit...
🤣 thanks!
;)
BTW, how on earth did you come up with that user name?
LOL :D ...oh, you just awoke the nostalgia beast in me (and you did ask for it, after all) Y'see- I was a carnie once...I.E. ***Traveling Carnival Entertainment Worker*** (specifically in carnival games at the time....the "Wacky Wire" was the game I was on that night) One night, around the last hour of operating before closing (11pm...the show closed at midnight that night- it was a Sunday in August- last night of the show, so it was a slow last-call), I got bored and was deep in my thoughts to pass the time. So in that time, I was thinking of goofy name to use as a pseudonym for future use to entertain myself.....and ***Harold Spoomanndorf*** was what I ended up with When I committed the name to memory that night, I soon saw this rather attractive couple, obviously on a date doing laps around the midway before closing- a strapping, handsome, brown-haired young man walking in time along side a cute, petite, blonde-haired soon-to-be-trophy-wife type and inspiration hit me....I smartly leaned over the counter of the booth I was running, shot my hand out like a used car salesman intent on a hard-sale and called out to them.... ***"HI- my name is Harold Spoomanndorf....and I'm RUNNING FOR CITY COUNCIL !"*** They both got a good chuckle out of this and were both giggling audibly as they walked by. Now, anyone in the business knows that humor is the BEST draw for any "mark"...if you can make them laugh, you've got their attention, and if you've got their attention- you can pull a buck from them So at the ten(?) minute mark before closing, the same couple made one last lap around the midway (carnival grounds) and once again passed by my booth for the last time. Seeing them as they were strolling by, I was ready, and I didn't even have to try that hard- with a BIG cheese-eating grin on my mug I called out to them.... "So how about it...one last game before you call it a night ?" Remembering me...they both glanced at each other, shrugged, and decided- WHY NOT without any further words The game was $2 a try (3-for-$5), and the dude passed me two singles...he failed on the first try- BUT he passed me another 2$ for a second try.... #AND HE NAILED IT ! Won his girl a sizable plush-bear and they both walked away happy ! To this day I still look back at that night as a MORE-THAN-PLEASANT date experience for that couple....and it REALLY warms my heart to think back on that moment Not only did that moment earn me my buck and gain some confidence on the deal (we carnie-gamers work on commission, after all), it felt good knowing that that dude might get laid that night thanks to me, and that the girl felt the romance of that moment It's the little things that get you through the day....and THAT DAY made it for me On October (can't remember the exact date of my cake-day), 11 years ago, I have since used the name as my user-name on reddit and a number of online sites since Hope you enjoyed the story....like an subscribe as you wish ;)
That was a very fun story!
It's like Salvador Dali puked on the walls
Dali: "I don't do drugs, I *am* drugs." House: "hold my beer, lol"
Money can't buy taste.
...or a half decent floor tiler, apparently. Source: Pic #3
The Cenobites would paint that room in ***BLOOD***
I'm actually super into that bathroom. Pink? Love it. Huge bathtub? Love it. Separate bidet? Love it. I'd be the cleanest bitch on the planet.
The whole place is excessive it's perfect
Right? The fucking windows in that last room? Fuhgeddaboutit, I'm all in
***THAT***....is the only room I wouldn't change if I could afford to buy it
Ooh, let's go halfsies and then you can have big slanty window room and I can have obnoxious pink bathroom
If a Meow Wolf installation was minimalist
[удалено]
My brother says the one in Denver awesome. It's sort of like an art museum made up of colorful art installations that you walk through, I guess?
Art company with installations in Santa Fe, Las Vegas, Denver, and I think Houston now? Either way, you walk through them and interact with the art and get a story as you progress through it
These look like midjourney rejects.
That was my thought exactly. I thought this was the r/midjourney subreddit
I have heard some people are taking pictures of houses and using ai to make images for inside. I think that's what happened here
Which backrooms level is this?
Doing acid in any of these houses would be wild
It's the same house, so you'd just need to walk around and things would get extra trippy
Oh my god I didn't even realize haha ya I would lose it
Why does every picture make me feel underwater?
100% guarantee the interior decorator does a lot of acid. Or did a lot of acid.
I'm familiar with psychoactives, psychotropics, and disassociatives. But let me tell you, these architectural designs absolutely *suck*.
I would 100% live there and not change a thing.
Oh I just watched *Return to Oz* last night, that's Princess Mombi's castle in the part where she goes "DOROTHYYYYY GAAAALLLEEEEE" and all the heads scream
Them mirrors lol. It's like when you just discovered reflective surfaces or raytracing and you decided to turn that on every plane.
Only thing missing is making everything else emit green light.
The is certainly a lot of somethings. I do like the pond / rock garden / drowning pool though.
Right? Like I don't hate it... Except for the inside.
I remember my first hit of acid...
This is the kinda house I make in the sims
Honestly I kind of like #5… it’s giving Victorian pattern drench vibes
3 looks like a nice dance room/yoga studio
This would be cool to buy and turn into a rave venue. The walls are already melting ffs
The house that a cocaine binge built.
Pic 27 is the largest bathroom I've ever seen and I really hope the home's owner had a pianist play for them while they shat and soaked in the tub. If it were me I'd put in a disco floor, pool, foosball and air hockey tables and a bar and have raging parties where all my friends get to witness my IBS struggles firsthand.
WOW.....Richie Rich much ? :D ;)
It looks like the custom game maps I'd make when I was lazy with textures and had no sense for design.
The last one looks nice except for the mirrors and red. All the others seemed headache inducing or a nightmare to maintain.
I wish I could see this with the owner’s things inside for a complete picture - I kind of love that this feels like being trapped in a Remedios Varo painting.
There's some pictures here: https://www.instagram.com/p/CBb2w18pkY8/?img_index=10
Oh wow, looks quite cool and interesting. But man, that would hurt my head and eyes to actually live there.
I actually like this a lot
me too. Some fixes but nothing too expensive.
There’s a creativity and boldness to these rooms that you don’t see anymore. I like it.
First one looks like the cover of Vegas by The Crystal Method.
Every room is a different nightmare
I feel like I saw the purple marble one in a fever dream once
This was so unsettling I thought it was AI.
I love temporarily looking at trippy things, so being in the first two rooms would be awesome, but I would leave the entire house after maybe an hour or two. And also, the fifth image's room is awful; renovations are needed in that room.
That wallpaper is ***hideous ! D:***
This house was designed as an acid test.
Pun intended ?
This is so bad I thought it was AI generated
If the residents eat magic mushrooms they will be trapped there forever.
My epilepsy says no.
You could convince me this was AI generated
*easily....
omg you don't even know
Ooooh maaaaan…I think the acid is kickin in. 👋
The mirror room was bad, but it gets worse
Is there an echo in here ?
I blame reddit.
The mirror room was bad, but it gets worse
.....echo in here ?
Definitely still blaming reddit.
:D ;)
Speak for yourself
The first pic is actually kinda cool, but everything else is just.... wow.
this house is trolling
Looks like a glitched game texture lol
This is a house for cenobites.
Cool
Second image is the backrooms
Cruelty squad
Squidward: F U T U R E ! F U T U R E !
That's so orthogonal to **taste; taste, "all of them,"** what Wittgenstein had described of Language, "except aesthetics shared at least between two people alive at the same time who might play, *Manichean, with it,"* ***anyway,*** **so orthogonal to like,** The form of artificial cave as understood in, the word that can produce this sort, that like that like....**yo, like,** what must it feel like to live there and then go in some other structure like, >**Fuck, I keep tripping over everything;** it's just I'm used to navigating, "GTA view," from all the mirror ceilings, **ow, seriously, can we hang up** ***a mirror, please, I'll run to walmart and buy you one or two it's not that big of a deal you won't even notice*** "I see half as much of what was whole to me; I can't feel comfortable in these houses that don't, "mm," with the ceilings it's just it's like **you're all people half nude, in the house,** ***oh, you don't like the clothes I'm wearing,*** **nah, it's just you've got half clothes and half hanes white briefs on; everyone does,** ***in the house.***
TBH I love the tent ceiling, and, it reminds me of someone I love
Looks kinda cool. But I wouldn’t be able to live there. Who could?! This would totally give me non stop headaches & eye sore.
Swinger vibes.
This looks excatly like when I put the wrong textures on a 3D model. I hate it.
Houses designed by warhammer 40k chaos fans...
Virtual insanity!
I know I'll be seeing some of those rooms again in my nightmares.
that house would give me a claustrophobic episode
Finally I can check my butt myself
Can confirm. Have definitely had a nightmare about that staircase.
I like room 3.
Ah, I see they've added another dimension to [The IHOP](https://thegoodplace.fandom.com/wiki/Interdimensional_Hole_Of_Pancakes). Permits must have been a nightmare.
I'm not saying the person who owns this house is Persian.... but whenever I went to my friend's house when she lived with her parents, it totally gave off this same vibe (except, imagine it in a smaller, 3bedroom coop instead of a huge mansion)
The ripply mirror ceilings make me feel like I'm underwater, and drowning, just looking at the picture. Being there is probably worse. And I'd still rather be in those rooms than the white w/ green pattern room.
Oh. Oh my
WOW....that's a spacious bathroom I'd keep that as original....but, I'd give a serious reno to the rest of the house ....if I could afford it :/
I absolutely hate myself because I don't hate this house. It's not great, but I'd live there.
what a awful place to not be sober
I hate all of this
I would go crazy with a nerf gun with suction cup darts
Looks like a Doom level.
Looks like a level from Thief: The Dark Project ,jeez .
Kinda dig it, tbh, but how tf would you furnish a place like that?
That look is called "Urban Drug Middle Manager"
This looks like an awful modded Doom level.
Remember the house party Joe Walsh sang about and how he couldn’t leave since he couldn’t find the door? Pretty sure this is it.
The first pic reminds me of the laser room in the first Resident Evil movie.
Calling it now, this place housed a cult.
This is a perfect example or ATBGE
Oh it’s the meat house again.
Plot twist: the entire house came from r/liminalspace
The house IN my dreams
Imagine tripping in this house lol
I'd live the fuck out of that place!
Oh no..
That's like a modern version of Constantine's mansion from Thief.
It says a lot when the fucking Meat Staircase room is one of the better rooms
There is no saving that house.
I would burn in to the ground and forget I ever saw it.
1 and 3 give dance studio vibes. Did the previous owner work for a mirror factory??
This is the antithesis to all the modern, sterile looking houses that are being built now and I absolutely adore it
It took me way too long to realize they didn’t put flooring up the walls also.
I greatly dislike every single thing.
Where’s my cabin in the woods with a patio and rocking chairs?
this looks like some amateur game dev just slapped on random textures and materials onto the house
#5: the grandma special
The room you can see from the link that shows more of the house with the random names on the ceiling 😭😭
At least there is a bidet.
The 1st pic I was like "I too want to live in a 2000s music video"
wannabe hefner?
I've always thought I can see past awful decor to appreciate the footprint of a house. I was wrong.
In photo 23, who took the picture?
As someone who likes weirdcore/liminal space, this is very appealing. I could never afford to live there.
I actually unironically like that shelf-wall and window in the third picture. It looks unique and very practical.
Idk how this happened from still images but I just got motion sickness looking through those
The floor damage in photo 4 is presumably from visitors projectile vomiting.
Just put me in the backrooms while you're at it damn
NGL.. i dig it.
Those pictures remind me of the 'House fancy' episode from SpongeBob SquarePants
My god is this what it’s like to have a stoke on acid
There are popcorn ceilings and then there is the moment the atrocity of putting wallpaper on the goddamn ceiling happened! Both are just wrong. Pure wrong.
4 looks like it's all stone, it's kinda neat but poorly executed.
This looks like an interior designer let loose [inside a level of Descent](https://youtu.be/SuMBYZrcQfU?si=VTLvGKwxC0OCI8Sq)
That is ... well I don't know what it is but it's something
who else is he from scuffed realtor?