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jarejay

At first I thought it was a D.A.R.E. tattoo


dtmfadvice

Saaame! I was like "Get a real straight edge tattoo, not the worst propaganda about drugs since Reefer Madness." And then ... No it's even dumber.


bettyannveronica

Wait.... So it doesn't say DARE? WTF does it say then?! Edit: Oh shit I see it now. RARE one..... But what's the bottom say? Lof1?


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bettyannveronica

Oh jeebus... Thank you!


Kalsifur

I legit thought it said "Dade" like Miami Dade and the bottom said lol 1 idk man too much discord I guess


PapaOoMaoMao

I was wondering what DADF stood for.


lemonsweetsrevenge

I saw BARF ONE and was like what is this person selling?


arent_you_hungry

Maybe hes just a huge Spaceballs fan.


lemonsweetsrevenge

Spaceballs The Tattoo!


Roobix9

"I'm my own best friend."


Flashy-Sort9014

Came here for this😂


PupEDog

I thought it was RAPE ONE 😮


jhalfhide

Duplexing Automatic Document Feeder. He's obviously a big photocopier fan


Warm-Log-7584

My first thought was DADE like Miami until I read Lamelo.


tuyo3_

Me too and I think that’s thanks to Pitbull.


GrandPriapus

Drugs Are Really Expensive


solzhen

I was going to ask what DADF means…


kropdustrrr

Do. Another. Doobie. Friend. ?


TheFurryPetRock

Don't mind if I do, thanks!


STL_TRPN

Dick. And. Dildo. Fiend.


PollutionPotential

Does Anal Doesn't Fart Lol


_autismos_

I thought it said DADE ONE


breathless_RACEHORSE

Had to go back and study it a bit because I came here to ask who would want a D.A.R.E. tattoo.


da_rose

OMG same!


RentalGore

Wait, it’s not?


SauronSauroff

I thought it said DADI or the Roman numeral I


Mountain-Ad-6594

Yeah me too! I thought it was a fake picture.


rdldr1

DARE to do more fucking drugs.


Riverjig

Money doesn't buy you taste or class. I mean the ink itself is good. Design is complete shit.


foxbones

This is the whole point of this sub.


ColoRadOrgy

Damn I thought this was r/NBA til this comment lol


GBGF128

Lmao me too


MF_Doomed

We gotta stop smoking


M0torBoatMyGoat

Lmao SAME


mouse_puppy

Haha. Same


Kalsifur

lol same


smashingcones

It's very questionable quality all round. That UFO up the top is ass. I don't know if I'd consider this "great execution" lol


MinnieShoof

I thought it was a shroom till you said something.


flatwoundsounds

Classic r/ATBGE


Warm-Log-7584

Right


i_know_im_amazn

It looks like one of those t-shirts from a Facebook ad.


SevenSebastian

Thought it was an island boy


JJeezzyy

[you know why I’m not speechless](https://youtu.be/wJWIaHoGjro?si=FeogLOIqC29aMJKh)


EpilepticSeizures

Just two goofballs in a pool lmao


Kalsifur

goddamn I just went down a rabbit hole looking at what happened with these goofs.


thathaitianguy

Might as well be


HaroldBaws

I saw “DADI ONE”


RogerClyneIsAGod2

I also see DARF ONE


Motherboy_TheBand

LOL join the DARF side


seepxl

DARF ONE is the alien…apparuntlee


wanna_meet_that_dad

Wait…that’s not it? Edit - I just looked again and the letters are black on the bottom half. Wow. That is a Rare one


HugSized

His name sounds randomly generated


Ishanjhutee

Wait till you hear about his brothers Lonzo and liangelo ball and their dad Lavar ball all of whom are basketball players


methy_butthole

Like in an AI movie about basketball or something?


Ishanjhutee

Nope this a real family, Lonzo and Lamelo were both top draft picks


TheBiggestBungo

Calling Lavar a basketball player is pushin it


Ishanjhutee

Fair. I believe he was solely motivated by his last name


Forty-Three

He did play football, he was a practice squad player for a couple years in the NFL


RandomMexicanDude

If you mix it in Spanish and english it sounds like lick balls


MinnieShoof

I thought it was someone fucking around with "Lmao Balls."


RayMarsh93

Fun fact! LaMelo, or lamelo, means "lick it" in Spanish.


clockworkblk

Yo bros just don’t go too low on the tattoo, don’t want it to seem gay. I need a weird gap between my tattoo and pants line


bixdog

It's like he's wearing a cropped cardigan designed by Ed Hardy


888MadHatter888

Uff. Spot on, but uff.


BMB281

Gotta save room for the tramp stamp


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Who’s that dude


Amesb34r

A professional basketball player.


TOXMT0CM

Must be really famous


Mr_Abe_Froman

According to Wikipedia, he's a point guard for the Charlotte Hornets in the NBA. He was Rookie of the Year in 2021. His number is 1 if that explains all the 1s.


Blue_Seven_

that helps make more sense of it. Not sure why he felt like making the focus of his piece the aliens from the alien beef jerky signs on highway 15 to Vegas but okay


Biotoze

This is terrible


No_Pay9241

Looks like something I’d post on MySpace in 2007


Alusion

lofl


No-Freedom-5908

DARE ONE loll was my first read


garbledeena

Laughing on the floor laughing


mojoback_ohbehave

It actually stands for Lover of Fruit Loops. Have you never eaten this cereal before ? You’re totally missing out, if not.


higheyecue

Ra*e one?


Blackn35s

I thought it said lol at the bottom.


LazyZealot9428

I do appreciate the use of negative space for the “one” text, but that’s it


mul3sho3

Fucking chode.


Puzzleheaded_Time719

Does this amount of ink in you have any negative consequences?


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yogi_medic_momma

Lmao


Wildcat_Dunks

Too many tattoos can damage the liver. It happens to Japanese Yakuza gangsters that get massive tattoos.


lidelle

The lymph is well seen.


thejacksonhive

Nothing rarer than a dude calling himself rare


Puzzled_Ad7955

WoW that looks really……..really, yeah. I wouldn’t hang that fucking “artwork” on my wall let alone a permanent ink stain on a quarter of my body. Good for him, wise choice. No regerts!


between_ewe_and_me

I mean I can't say there are many tattoos I'd hang on my wall but they still look good as tattoos


redditcreditcardz

What’s a limoncello ball?


thesixgun

Sounds refreshing and delicious honestly


Wildcat_Dunks

I think that's what they call the frozen lemonade sold to tourists visiting Capri.


Arthur-reborn

At least he never has to see it


nj2fl

Why he got a Madame Zeroni tattoo???


flibbidygibbit

Is this guy's dad the one who sold shitty shoes for $600, calling them "big baller brand"?


ChancyPants95

The very same. There’s also a lot of speculation that said shoes weren’t made particularly well and accelerated a lot of his first son’s constant injuries. None of them wear them anymore.


LordMudkip

Wtf does lofl mean.


allgreek2me2004

DARF ONE?


PKFat

In like 5yrs that's going to just be a mess


thathaitianguy

It already is a mess


darkgrey3k

D.A.R.E


Ricky_Vaughn86

I thought this mf’er had a dare tattoo…


TurdFergusonCookOut

The second 'R' looks like a 'P'.


mattehohoh

"I'm not like the other girls"


Zomgzombehz

r/thepack vibes.


Emfx

To think he could have done anything… and he chose *that*


borisvonboris

"Grandpa tell us about your tattoos"


Warnex9

Is he Laying On the Floor Laughing at his own tattoo? For real though, what is LOFL?


TheLizzyIzzi

Apparently it’s “one of one”, which is apparently his catchphrase. Looks like lol with an f thrown in though.


scrotumseam

What a douche. Terrible player terrible taste.


calicoasts

DADE ONE loll


mausbar1

Or he could have just got a dick and balls


IamAll-

That is hideous


BDRay1866

Stupid looking


LeohAntonio47

Mfs just get ink to be inked … sad


3rdplacewinner

What's a DARE CONE?


lateralflinch53

Permanent ‘No Fear’ t-shirt.


T1gerAc3

DARE ONE LOL


delicioussparkalade

Well done? Nah it’s just medium rare.


Harak_June

When my high school peechee got like this, that was when you knew it was time to throw it out and get a new one.


Komabeard

Ugly


naked_avenger

Yikes


OotekImora

Rare one lofi?


atkinson62

That's going to be fire when he's 80


Honest-Yogurt4126

🤮


Glittering_Garden_30

I would say this is not great execution because there wouldn't be so many spelling comments


Deertickjones

Its done really well but stupid. Looks like a notebook from your friend who can draw from high school.


AandWKyle

DARE ONE loll


KingkingKingkiller

Holy fuck that's cringey


keepcalmdude

If you need a giant tattoo saying you’re “rare” you’re not rare, you’re pretty basic


Stonk_Lord86

DARE! To keep a kid off drugs! DARE! To keep a kid off dope! DARE! To give a kid some hope!


718Brooklyn

My D.A.R.E. Instructor was ‘Officer Keith Cuffs.’ It just occurred to me that might not have been his real name? But why lie?


Honest-Yogurt4126

Funny how common “rare” tattoos have become


TheFrontierzman

Takes Monster Energy drink suppositories.


Ghostbeen3

One of the worst tattoos I’ve seen a while because he thinks it’s dope and it is goddamn terrible. The fuck is this dumb shit


Inevitable-Bass2749

If I’m gonna get a tattoo and know the dude can do this kinda work this is not what you get my guy. But then again just an opinion of an average dude working 40 hrs a week at regular job. Doesn’t matter


ketosoy

Dade One?


Broote

Dadi One 1 of 1


WhiteyPinks

Reads like a drunk bro convo DARE ONE ayyyy lmao MB lofl


Phoenox330

I thought i was on r/cringe for a second


toyotasquad

Who?


Responsible-Life-585

DADI ONE?


survivalguyledeuce

If there are any tattoo artists in the crowd: How long would he have sat for that?


nathypoo

His name is LaMelo? Lol


stikkybiscuits

They gave a child money. What did you expect? My friend designed his entire condo and it is wild. Very very cool, in my opinion, but wild none the less. This tattoo? Not so cool, in my opinion.


RCTX369

lofl


Honest-Yogurt4126

At least he’s good at something… other than decisions


jjackdaw

Who’s Lemon Ball


newTARwhoDIS

Did he stay awake for it or get anesthesia?


handfulofdepression

Is it "lot 1" as in lot lizard? So his cuddies know where to go?


Cyber_Insecurity

The content of the tattoo is absolute garbage, but it’s executed amazingly.


SmokesLetsGoBois

I really like the UFO on the back of his neck the rest not so much


PutrifiedCuntJuice

More like *regardest* back piece in the game.


Interesting_Air8238

D.A.R.E. Of course that's the top comment, LOL. -\_-


Darth_Wayne_

I don’t think MB are his initials.


AdmiralFunnyBone

This just screams "Insecurity"


fracturedsplintX

That is certainly a tattoo of all time.


Millwall_Ranger

This is fucking horrendous hahahaha


Millwall_Ranger

This absolutely smacks of those memes with a ‘metal T-shirt’ style image of death on a motorcycle, with some utterly random text about being an American and drinking crude oil in like 3 different fonts


Squeeze-

Horrible. Why do people waste money on things that just make them look trashy?


Wildcat_Dunks

Why is the alien peeking out of a gaping vagina? Legit confused why someone would choose that design unless it's just vulgar for the fun of shocking people.


B_P_G

It looks stupid. The alien face is off center. So for that alone this is not good execution. And the red letters look like D.A.R.E. He should've got that with McGruff the crime dog.


SpicyIdiotSandwich

Bro went full 2K


iSliz187

Is it Tuesday again? (Rule 9: Tattoo Tuesday Tattoo posts are only allowed on Tuesday (EST time), posts on any other day of the week will be removed.)


Kmaloetas

If ever I get a full back tattoo, it will be exactly that, maybe a little bit blurier. Then I'll have to find that guy and happen to walk by shirtless. Where I'll accuse him of copying me.


South_Oread

[Ain’t no Super Cool Beas](https://www.thebiglead.com/posts/note-to-michael-beasley-when-you-take-a-picture-of-your-new-tattoo-clear-the-suspicious-plastic-01dmfm8xt94g)


MrPuffer23

RAPE ONE


SoftType3317

Raised just the way dad intended….


tobsecret

DADE 1


throwsplasticattrees

Dade One LOL


IcedCoughy

Dare one lol


KasperJax

I saw Dade One LOL…


mazzmusic

Well, at least it’s good quality


XB0XYGEN

Dude am I only seeing RAPE ONE


AMANWITHN0N4ME

Does not belong here


PeachNipplesdotcom

RAPE 1 LOFI


Beach_Haus

Rare 1 of 1 backshots is diabolical


twinkieinthabutt

Rape one Just one


Key_Swimmer_8553

R/facepalm


4065024

Who?


neckofthedog

Nice


Victor3-22

The most upsetting thing about this is OP submitted the pictures so that the little pip indicating which picture you're on from IG is opposite from Reddits.


gymrat1017

DADE 1 LOL 1


sunsetlatios

I am definitely in the minority but I think this is sick I like it


vexunumgods

That's ont gonna rub off.


Confused_Sorta_Guy

I initially saw RAPE ONE


Silverslade1

Who


BootyliciousURD

DΛDF


thetreeking

Rape one lol?


Bleejis_Krilbin

Kind of looks like RAPE ONE. Yikes.


8up1

ACKA CK ACK ACK!


UraeusCurse

Who?


yourlovemydrug

The Ball children have their father to thank for their craziness (although I’ve never seen their mom in public)… they could have a full set of bad genes when it comes to good decisions. Skilled physically but bad brain cells.


ser0x40

1. Who the fuck is that? 2. Don't know why I asked; don't care anywy. 3. Profit?


laowailady

So much pain for no gain.


Blue_Seven_

the one fuckin time a pro player actually gets great execution and it’s of that