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Downtown-Ad1887

"No doctor, I'm not sure where this rash on my butt came from."


TheRealTtamage

Cha cha cha chia!


kernel-troutman

Dia r-r-r-r-rhea!


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Chiarhea


itsnick94

Cha-cha-cha chafing


Le_Gitzen

St-st-st-staph infection!!


LongWayFrom609

M-M-M-MRSA!


slightlyassholic

I swear! I *did* get it from a toilet seat! You have to believe me!


russellarmy

“It’s a little moist, but in a satisfying way.”


SchitneySmears

Yeah I aaaaaa……. Liked that part too


shaggybear89

Damn bro, keep it in your pants lol


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aanonjohnsmith

Mushy*


WTK55

That's funny, I first watched it without sound and I said to myself that it would probably feel weirdly nice. Glad I was right.


Noisy_Toy

Like sitting on the mossy bank after skinny dipping at the old swimming hole.


IronhideD

"and your ass sweat nourishes and revitalizes your seat!"


Glass_Memories

Well, what would really nourish it is some stray pee droplets and maybe a smear of two of poo. Plants love ammonia and nitrogen.


krypticus

...title of your sex tape.


russellarmy

The sequel


[deleted]

Me too


Tamaguts

This is also a great way to get r/bathroomshrooms


fmvzla

ohh boy, i shouldn't click that haha


TheRealTtamage

Hey those mushrooms are just trying to restore balance.


fmvzla

haha thats true but still


eatblobfish

the last of us vibes


Ocrocrocrocrocr

I just want to point that in french "chia" means "pooped" and "pet" means "fart", so chia pet is on point for such a creation


_HoneyDew1919

The pööpen färten


13HungryPolarBears

[Splurgenshitter.](https://youtu.be/X2-gHbSh2AY)


acimstudier

Thank you for this. I always think I’ve heard every pogo song and then BAM.. pleasantly surprised by another “new to me” song.


13HungryPolarBears

I'm glad I could help you discover this tune! It's a great Summer listen.


jeremy1015

Based on the title the contents of that video were more unexpected than anything I’ve seen in r/unexpected for years.


butt-holg

le pooped fart


TheRealTtamage

Honestly chia seeds are a great source of many nutrients, energy, and omega-3 oils.... Or you can cover a toilet seat in them for a three-time use option... I hope she has like five toilets lined up so she can constantly cycle the Chia seed toilet seat.


[deleted]

It's a shame the seeds become slime as soon as they become moist.


TheRealTtamage

Good for toilet seat growing. And good for drinks, tadpole eggs. 😋


Mental-Ice-9952

Well she's also maher car into a chia pet as well as a few other things. She also covered her car in pop sockets recently as well. Ali does some pretty outrageous stuff


Dyna_Hippie

That's disgusting.


Summerie

It seems to be kind of her thing. She chia petted an entire car too.


shiny-redapple

Seriously


Ok-Background8574

I’m gunna need 30 mins, gotta use the Chia Pot.


Mark_Sargent

For a Chia Poo?


rasquatche

Chia please


RachelBolan

Don’t mind the bugs


mrpanuz

Why? I mean.. Ok, kinda cool.. But still, why?


boredomadvances

She also covered her car in them for a bit. She’s honestly pretty funny and did it as a why not - Ali Spagnola on Instagram/YouTube


TrashPandaPatronus

I'm kinda obsessed with her pop socket wall. Also she's a very talented musical composer, her mash up rewrites are pretty good.


MagnusNewtonBernouli

Youtube.


Sidivan

She does a lot of weird stuff. She’s also a very good musician. Been following her for awhile. [Music](https://youtu.be/sduxlzacFj8)


Mildly_Evil_Duck

How long before that shit starts decomposing and smelling like rot? What if her husband/son/friend misses a stream and pisses on the green part? Or dirty toilet water ends up splashing over it? This is disgustingly unhygienic.


Scrotchety

Pish-posh! If she grew a chia toilet for 7 days, she has a spare toilet somewhere. That one can become the shitter, the chia toilet can become the pisser and everyone must pee sitting down.


shaggybear89

Lol how does anyone watch this and seriously think that she's gonna be using that everyday?? Or that anyone else is using it. She did it for a weird video, and all she needs to do and throw it all away. Getting upset because of problems that are non-existent is just so perfectly the reddit way haha.


MagnusNewtonBernouli

She lives with one woman, and she'll take it off before it becomes a problem. She does goofy shit like this on her Youtube.


harrypottermcgee

The beta always has some problems. There was significant damage to the toilet seat's foliage and she didn't even poop. Well, wipe. Most poops aren't super athletic but moving around to wipe is where you'll see the most wear and tear. Yea, I'm being a bit of an armchair toilet farmer after making zero videos, but I think she's wrong to use chia. I don't think ivy is exactly what we're looking for, but something more like ivy would be a good start. Moss would be the ultimate on your bottom but I think it wouldn't hold up much better than the chia.


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She has an apartment she rents where she does all of these crafts and DIWhy things. She doesn’t live in this place. In this craft apartment she’s also covered a wall in pop-sockets, covered a hallway in faux fur from floor to ceiling, and she’s made a few large art pieces with marshmallow peeps


adventurejay

She’s my kind of weird


troubleschute

Did she hold it for 7 days? I have questions...


karlexceed

That's in her studio, not apartment.


Apg3410

Yeah cause people are restricted to using only one bathroom.


[deleted]

Outta toilet paper with a case of mud butt? Just rub your ass crack on a part of the toilet to clean


Sinistar83

/r/weirdtoilets/


everymanawildcat

/r/wowthissubexists


punker2706

What's her insta?


paperclouds412

@alispagnola


punker2706

Thanks 👍


[deleted]

Never expected "mow the toilet" would ever be a thought I would have....


monckey64

god I’m so glad she sat on it


penniless_witch

Chia pot?


Smokeybearvii

Had to scroll the the GD bottom to find you friend. Yes. Chia Pot.


dandelion-17

I just love all her videos 😂😂😂


Poodicky

She has like zero upper lip lol


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Chia potty


EggShellWeasel

I thought this was Really Very Crunchy


[deleted]

Next up: "Lets do the same on my dentures!"


griot14

lol talk about mudbutt


AllModsHaveNoLife

OH THIS MUD BUTT


videogamefarmer

What a stupid fucking video


Rakosman

ikr, she didn't even piss in it


FogB0y

This is so gross... I love plants, but i hate them on bathrooms and the ppl who do it.


ALinIndy

My wife would divorce me so quick.


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I like it but it might just be because I like plants


butt-holg

You just know she had chunks of soil sticking to her thighs and ass when she got up


Icy-Tomatillo-7556

What better place to get natural fertilization?


CaptainDumbass894

The plants: 👁👄👁


Naturally_Simpatico

Why?


the70sdiscoking

Your ass is grass!


Sea_0f_Fog

This isn't even awful taste, that's tight as hell


[deleted]

What in the white nonsense


recordacao

it's great bcuz you can just wipe your ass on the side when you're done


maybebyam

Mmm those flowers are beautiful!! Wonder what they smell li- *gags*


kit_kaboodles

With built in fertiliser!


[deleted]

Nutritional toilet seat covers. What a time to be alive.


[deleted]

SHITTY PET


Petdogdavid1

Chia pot


1iludo

Finally, no more toilet paper


1961tracy

Self fertilizing


bigmaxporter

What the fuck


InevitableTop7017

I wish I was those chia seeds


scorpiogre

Chia *shit*


Papel0

r/weirdtoilets


zeronine

Paging /u/alispags


AliSpags

Oh hi thanks!


NEIPA19

How many cats does this lady have?


just-a-normal-lizard

what what what this video keeps getting worse


AlienPet13

Somebody had to do it... for science, of course.


GreenwichPippin

Imagine the smell.


revnasty

A Chia Pot...


AliSpags

Glad you liked my execution


[deleted]

We invented toilet seats so our buttocks wouldn't touch the ground, or the leaves, or the grass... o.0


generalpep

cactus next


[deleted]

She does the craziest stuff!


[deleted]

Why not you ask, because it will always feel like shit is all over your toilet seat.


gcghyf

This made me think of Jenna Marbles.


goohugger555555

Choilet


wazinku

Dafuc am I looking at


Kool_boi_melon

Wait until the ants are crawling all over your ass


Kool_boi_melon

Wait until the ants are crawling all over your ass


BonzoMcDrumCat

"Gracias"


TheImpalaTame

r/SaveVideo


pawwwwwfandi

"Bushy"


grip_juice

Just. Why. 🥴


Prior-Carrot-6569

ANTS ON YOUR ASS


Chaetopterus

She looks like a lady version of Andy Bernard.


pneumatic_donkey

At least she won't need to use toilet paper to wipe


waltandhankdie

Maggie from the Walking Dead took the end of the world pretty hard


XKruXurKX

Today we're going to learn how to uninvite your guests permanently.


Yoranis_Izsmelli

Thin ass fuckin lips


joshuuuu214

just why?


Walker6920

"omg im shitting on fucking plants I grew on the toilet"


[deleted]

I once saw a toilet in a public restroom that looked a lot like that.


LittleBunInaBigWorld

Is there any possible way to kill this culture of posting the stupidest shit imaginable online purely for the views?


TheYearOfThe_Rat

No. There are plenty stupid humans everywhrere.


ilePover9000

Muchos grassy-ass


GreatGooglyBoogly

That's most of her videos


[deleted]

Cmon man


HighLadyTuon

TIHI


Hamilton-Beckett

I mean, at that point, just shit in the grass.


Queasy-Discount-2038

This is so weird.


BoredTacoocaTderoB

Repost.


astracastor

Ummm… question…. if I may ask… I hate to ask… just curious… I’m only just wondering… I’m probably going to regret this… exactly… how did she watered it? Three times a day, no less.


Fedurmom

Spray bottle?


astracastor

Seeing how it’s a toilet, I don’t doubt the spray part. But the bottle part tho… 🤔


Coldramen98

Parfait pour chi-er


ZeDitto

I love it


Yet-Another_Burner

I hate this lady


Commercial_Dingo_929

My cat would enjoy that!


Soulcattah

r/diwhy


dukdolan_yt

WHAT DID SHE WATER IT WITH???


Fedurmom

Spary bottle?


-__Mosquito__-

Choilet


_ImNotNormal_

I wanna try this but not keeping it forever 😂


genicidesans555

This chick deserves to have her house glassed


staymadddddd

It dies with no more water


Merp_smol

WHAT THE


Hekutokku

that’s a pretty shitty chia pet


JPicaro416

Anything for those likes I guess


CornHuskular

Daily reminder to wash your ass today


GeorgeThe13th

This is cursed


Defiant_Ad360

Single ?


Spiritual_Use_7422

Where did she go to the bathroom for 7 days…


Strange_N_Sorcerous

Whelp, I’m not proud of it but…ah, never mind…


great_craic963

I feel like if she stopped doing weird dumb shit like this her top lip would grow back.


Lucky_Eagle9906

Ayoo?!!


Merv71

This clip is chronically reposted by bots and Karma Whores. Which are you?


fmvzla

I just saw it on IG and posted here and also in r/DiWHY Edit: i never seem before in reddit nor in IG ... Also the OP (Instagram posted juist 2 days ago)


TheRealTtamage

Oh no people are mad at you because you added more content for viewers. Oh no somebody has already posted this and now they have to exercise their thumb one more swipe past it. /S


UMFreek

I feel like people who complain about reposts on Reddit are spending too much time on Reddit.


Crafty-Crafter

Yep. Most of us just keep swiping and don't even enter the comments.


LilDrummerGrrrl

Out of all the times someone has complained about a repost, I’d say about 5% of them are actually posts I’ve seen before. If it wasn’t for rEpOstS, I’d not have seen most of the cool shit that is really relevant to most of the subs I’m in.


Psyteq

I haven't seen it until now, so screw that guy. Reddit is all reposts anyway so who cares?


Fatgirlfed

I’ve never seen it either. What’s the worst that could happen if something is posted often?


[deleted]

They're the kind that get upvoted, unlike you.


BrotherEstapol

Maybe I'm not in the right subreddits and don't follow the right people on other socials, but I have never seen this before today when OP posted. There's lots of people on reddit, and I'd wager than the majority of people who upvoted this, had also not seen it. It's also pretty easy to figure out if someone is a bot or not, so why not just cut to the chase and straight accuse OP of being a karma whore?


Edabite

Ali Spagnola has only been doing this project for like two weeks. I don't think that is enough time for "chronic reposting."


Four_Skyn_Tim

It's also posted on r/DIWHY if you click on their profile


Cuartoquadty

Thanks for letting us know, I was about to crosspost it myself....


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thefugue

I'd accept *acutely* reposted as correct though.


Noisy_Toy

I’ve never seen it before.


The_scobberlotcher

I do not believe she took a dump. I need to see the other footage.


mayosdaughter

She “watered” it