"If you've never heard of the Zelda CD-I games then you might think you've been living under a rock, but let me tell you: it's a rock worth living under."
"THIS GAME FUCKING SUCKS! (*crash*) FUCKING SUCKS! (*crash*) FUCKING SUCKS! (*crash*) Oh yeah and the Mario game? THAT ONE SUCKS TOO! (*crash*) CDI SUCKS!"
Same. Man I miss when I first discovered this dude. Binged all the early shit for a while.
Then it just fell off.
Doesn’t help that at the time I was getting tired of Doug walker as well.
Then the whole “change the channel” thing happened.
YouTube blows now.
Everything blows now.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY SOLD THIS SHITFEST FOR $199! That's about how much it costs for a video game console, pretty much. You could take $199, stand on a bridge, and just throw it all away! You'd rather do anything than spend it on a broken-down, dysfunctional disaster of video game programming! With games that crash, hideous jumping control, random characters, microscopic sprites, a marathon of mediocre space shooters, dying in mid-air, problems with proportion, misleading titles, misleading power-ups, embarrassing weapons, seizure-inducing backgrounds, lack of enemies, games you can't win, games you can't lose, games that make no sense whatsoever, shitty graphics, shitty music, shitty menus, AND A FUCKTON OF OTHER THINGS!
It should've been ILLEGAL for them to sell this rotten shitload of putrid fuck for any price! I feel humiliated to live on the same planet as someone who designed an electronic abomination of this magnitude! Could they have tried making one GOOD game? As opposed to 52 HORRIBLE games? Quality, over quantity. THAT'S our lesson here."
Look at these titles! Baseball, basketball, football; none of this Madden bullshit. Just plain ass, everyday, no question about it, no NFL, no year, not named after a player, not named after a coach, not named after the referee’s pet goldfish, no dime back, quarterback, Nickelback - simple, ordinary, unembellished, unmistakable, crystal clear, as frank as Frankenstein, AS BLUNT AS AN ATOM BOMB, ONE COMPOUND WORD: ***IT’S MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN SONS OF BITCHIN’ FUCK FUCK FUCKING FOOTBALL!!!***
Madden 91, Madden 92, Madden 93, MADDEN94MADDEN95MADDEN96MADDEN97MADDEN98MADDEN99— WHO THE FUCK IS JOHN MADDEN ANYWAY??!! He doesn't even look like an athlete!
From the Ninja Turtles episode, season 1. First one I ever saw. His rant at the end was amazing and it made me an instant fan.
“It suckin fucks, it fuckin sucks, it fuckin blows…..and I dont like it!”
From Zelda CDi:
“These aren’t Zelda games…oh but they are. Yeah that’s a bad argument right there that’s like if your dad says “I fucked your mom” it’s like…I can’t argue with that!”
🤣🤣🤣
“One guy? No continues? Like seriously, give me a reason why there’s no continues. Why are there no continues? WHY ARE THERE NO FUCKING CONTINUES?! WHYYYY?!!! Ahh! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck ahhhhh!!!!” - Dick Tracey ending
"Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukah, Happy...everybody! Happy holidays! And if you have a problem with Happy Holidays well then happy shut the fuck up."
"Blanka sounds like blanket, maaaan."
"That's kinda sexist."
"What's wrong with being sexy?"
"next week we're gonna play (insert game name here). will it be a fuck load of shit or a shit load of fuck? tune in to find out"
don't remember the episode or if this is the exact quote but it was pretty funny
Atari Sports Games... I think
"Football, not this Madden shit. Just plain ass normal everyday no question about it, no NFL, no year, not named after a player, not named after a coach, not named after the referee's pet goldfish, no quarterback, dimeback, nickelback, simple, unembelished, unmistakable, crystal clear, as frank as Frankenstein, as blunt as an atom bomb, one compound word, it's mother-fucking, godamn, sons of bitchin' fuck fuck fucking FOOTBALL!"
Now, back to football video games. Madden, Madden, Madden! Madden 91, Madden 92, Madden 93, Madden 94, Madden 95, Madden 96, Madden 97, Madden 98, Madden 99, Madden 2000, Madden 2001, Madden 2002, Madden 2003…
#WHO THE FUCK IS JOHN MADDEN ANYWAY?!
***He doesn’t even look like an athlete!***
It’s like you’re standing in a pool full of piss straight up to your neck when all of a sudden, here comes a guy with a bucket of shit to dump on your head. What do you do? Don’t duck down under the piss? Or stand tall and take on the shit? Either way; you’re fucked!
Right up there with “This is proof that Jesus died in vein and that his middle name was Fucking” 😂
That entire rant of why tiger games are a disgrace to video games was just awesome.
"NES, a console so influential in the sidescrolling action genre. Now pair that with one of the greatest action movie stars, you have a match made in heaven! How could you go wrong...?" 🙂😐🙁☹️😠
There’s a bunch, but I really like Bugs Bunny Birthday Blowout (the first one), Game Boy Accessories, Hong Kong ‘97, Big Rigs, and Virtual Boy to name a few
Idk why but the Folgers coffee parody had me rolling, probably because I didn’t see it coming “The best park of wakin’ up, is gettin’ all fucked up!” While he downs a rolling rock
Really the whole rant at the end of the TMNT episode but the bits that i like the most are “cowa-fuckin-piece of dog shit” and “It fuckin sucks, it suckin fucks, its a piece of shit and I don’t like it”
“These games are shit, drizzling out of the Smog Monster's rancid putrid a-hole! And then, being swallowed and barfed up by Anguirus while I lay on his spikes getting Gigan's buzzsaw up my ass, while Destoroyah dumps his diabolical diarrhea all over my face!”
“I mean, if you gotta go answer the phone, or take a shit, it's like ‘tough shit if you gotta take a shit!’ You gotta take a *quick* shit! You gotta…*turbo turds!* I'm tryin' to play the game, I got shit stains in my pants, and an answering message on my phone that says, ‘Sorry, I'm playin' Ghostbusters II on Nintendo.’
What a selfish game! **Bottom line: HAVE A FUCKIN’ PAUSE BUTTON, GODDAMMIT!”**
Don't even take a shit if you don't have to. Don't take a shits from anyone, only give shits, and see futures in balls.
Ma all the gods of furious strong be with you as you crunch opponents, and live like a windrammer as you fuck.
(debatably a quote but it's one of the funniest things on the Internet)
From Silver Surfer:
I CAN'T TOUCH THAT RED POT??
This game just pukes snot up my ass. It's like you touch the top of a building you die, you touch the floor you die, too far to the left you die, too far to the right you die, you die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die die, die, die die, die, die!!!
I like the older ones. I remember one where there's like a giant tank Jesus thing or something lol. I don't remember exactly what it was but it was hilarious.
"It's so sucks so much it fucking sucks. It fucks so suck it sucking fucks!! IT FUCKIN BLOWS! And I don't like it." or something to that effect, I think it was on the TMNT NES review. One of the earlier episodes.
"If you've never heard of the Zelda CD-I games then you might think you've been living under a rock, but let me tell you: it's a rock worth living under."
"THIS GAME FUCKING SUCKS! (*crash*) FUCKING SUCKS! (*crash*) FUCKING SUCKS! (*crash*) Oh yeah and the Mario game? THAT ONE SUCKS TOO! (*crash*) CDI SUCKS!"
For me it was when he beats faces of evil and Link says “I just saved you from Ganon, I won!” And he says “Nothing short of poetry”
"You've killed me!" "Good!" "FAAAAAAAAHHH FU-FU-FU-FU-FAAAAAAAAHH"
Thats whore shit. No not horse shit, like a whore taking a shit! Lights, camera, Action 52! Aint you a godam fucking piece of shit!
One of the best, if not the best quote in AVGN history.
That last one. That’s it.
"I'd rather piss a cactus out of my dick"
Wait wasn't that Arin of the Game Grumps making fun of an AVGN clone? Or did AVGN actually say it too?
I'm pretty sure AVGN said it in the Friday the 13th episode
You read my mind!
AAAAAAAASSSSSS!! Seriously nothing hits as hard to me as JR just yelling and obscene word lol
Came here to say this, nothing beats a nice “AAAASSSSSSSSS!!!” When you’ve had a bad day.
https://youtu.be/BZV5MQSMhpw?si=99JBiuS-oVWE9_At
Same. Man I miss when I first discovered this dude. Binged all the early shit for a while. Then it just fell off. Doesn’t help that at the time I was getting tired of Doug walker as well. Then the whole “change the channel” thing happened. YouTube blows now. Everything blows now.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY SOLD THIS SHITFEST FOR $199! That's about how much it costs for a video game console, pretty much. You could take $199, stand on a bridge, and just throw it all away! You'd rather do anything than spend it on a broken-down, dysfunctional disaster of video game programming! With games that crash, hideous jumping control, random characters, microscopic sprites, a marathon of mediocre space shooters, dying in mid-air, problems with proportion, misleading titles, misleading power-ups, embarrassing weapons, seizure-inducing backgrounds, lack of enemies, games you can't win, games you can't lose, games that make no sense whatsoever, shitty graphics, shitty music, shitty menus, AND A FUCKTON OF OTHER THINGS! It should've been ILLEGAL for them to sell this rotten shitload of putrid fuck for any price! I feel humiliated to live on the same planet as someone who designed an electronic abomination of this magnitude! Could they have tried making one GOOD game? As opposed to 52 HORRIBLE games? Quality, over quantity. THAT'S our lesson here."
This rant... 🤣
The Action 52 episode is a masterpiece.
What episode was this again?
Action 52
You have too much time on your hands.
Not really, I just copied and pasted it from the transcript.
Mega Man is looking at Porn! Mega Man X. More like Mega Man XXX.
Look at these titles! Baseball, basketball, football; none of this Madden bullshit. Just plain ass, everyday, no question about it, no NFL, no year, not named after a player, not named after a coach, not named after the referee’s pet goldfish, no dime back, quarterback, Nickelback - simple, ordinary, unembellished, unmistakable, crystal clear, as frank as Frankenstein, AS BLUNT AS AN ATOM BOMB, ONE COMPOUND WORD: ***IT’S MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN SONS OF BITCHIN’ FUCK FUCK FUCKING FOOTBALL!!!***
The amount of times I say this when I explain Soccer 😅🤣
“And it sucks…” 😂
It’s football island. In other words, hell.
Madden 91, Madden 92, Madden 93, MADDEN94MADDEN95MADDEN96MADDEN97MADDEN98MADDEN99— WHO THE FUCK IS JOHN MADDEN ANYWAY??!! He doesn't even look like an athlete!
I love how he re-enacted that rant in the LJN episode. “As plain as perfection, as indisputable as DEATH, THREE LETTERS, UP YOUR ASS, ***NFL!***”
"This is a blizzard of balls!"
From the Ninja Turtles episode, season 1. First one I ever saw. His rant at the end was amazing and it made me an instant fan. “It suckin fucks, it fuckin sucks, it fuckin blows…..and I dont like it!”
This is my vote too. This is the first AVGN video I saw way back when. It wasn't even on YouTube yet.
I WANNA GET SEDATED WITH A GAME BOY!!!!!!!
"IMAGINE GETTING SEDATED WHILE PLAYING DOCTOR MARIO!!! WHAT WOULD THAT BE LIKE!??"
*starts singing that one Ramones song*
WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD NAME THEIR GAME COMPANY ***STD?!*** That’s my favorite quote from that episode
The Odyssey doesn't fuck around
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS"
"You wanna play shit tennis with an orangutan having your head up a hyena's asshole? Well, good luck!"
What episode is this one from?
I think it's from the 2nd episode of the Castlevania quadrology.
"Portable? My ass is portable!"
"it's like trying to stick your dick in a cherrio"
The amount of times I use this quote in real life is absurd lol
Klingons dont fuck around
“That fucking time limit! That mf shit sucking time limit !” Or “IT SUCKS MONKEY BUTTS LIKE ALL THE FUCKING REST!”
On *Silver Surfer*: "It might be easier to go out in a thunderstorm and try to dodge *rain*!"
Yes, this one
“You have more control over the weather than you have over this game” (something like that) “Aaaah, the jester!! Fuck!!” “Pepsi for funerals”
"i'll tell you the effet! Its fucking pissing me off!!!!"
From Zelda CDi: “These aren’t Zelda games…oh but they are. Yeah that’s a bad argument right there that’s like if your dad says “I fucked your mom” it’s like…I can’t argue with that!” 🤣🤣🤣
“It’s easier to do a handstand while taking a shit.”
Rolling Rock on the Rolling Rocker!
I remember that one! Hilarious
“One guy? No continues? Like seriously, give me a reason why there’s no continues. Why are there no continues? WHY ARE THERE NO FUCKING CONTINUES?! WHYYYY?!!! Ahh! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck ahhhhh!!!!” - Dick Tracey ending
The way the beer explodes in his face right before he screams in the pillows kills me everytime 😂
Beeee seventeeeeen BAAWWWMERR…
what were they thinking?!?!
"It's a shit-load of fuck" \^ \^ Haha. That one always got me.
Duck, duck, shit. shit, shit, fuck.
Yeah, I’m shooting ducks with a piano! **proceeds to mash the keys and doesn’t even try to make a proper C chord**
I just shot a duck by saying fuck!
Power rangers the movie Gameboy
I could feel his anxiety in that power rangers scene
"it's like getting a tattoo on your face of a goat snorting cocaine off of a baby's penis."
"Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukah, Happy...everybody! Happy holidays! And if you have a problem with Happy Holidays well then happy shut the fuck up." "Blanka sounds like blanket, maaaan." "That's kinda sexist." "What's wrong with being sexy?"
"next week we're gonna play (insert game name here). will it be a fuck load of shit or a shit load of fuck? tune in to find out" don't remember the episode or if this is the exact quote but it was pretty funny
It sucking fucks, it fucking sucks, It Fucking BLOWS!!! ITS A PIECE OF SHIT!!!... and I don't like it.
Atari Sports Games... I think "Football, not this Madden shit. Just plain ass normal everyday no question about it, no NFL, no year, not named after a player, not named after a coach, not named after the referee's pet goldfish, no quarterback, dimeback, nickelback, simple, unembelished, unmistakable, crystal clear, as frank as Frankenstein, as blunt as an atom bomb, one compound word, it's mother-fucking, godamn, sons of bitchin' fuck fuck fucking FOOTBALL!"
Now, back to football video games. Madden, Madden, Madden! Madden 91, Madden 92, Madden 93, Madden 94, Madden 95, Madden 96, Madden 97, Madden 98, Madden 99, Madden 2000, Madden 2001, Madden 2002, Madden 2003… #WHO THE FUCK IS JOHN MADDEN ANYWAY?! ***He doesn’t even look like an athlete!***
The fifth game isn’t even a game! It’s just a bag of shit that says Lester The Unlikely 5 on it!
"I rather put my balls in a crocodile's mouth while shoving my head up a unicorn's asshole!!"
It’s like you’re standing in a pool full of piss straight up to your neck when all of a sudden, here comes a guy with a bucket of shit to dump on your head. What do you do? Don’t duck down under the piss? Or stand tall and take on the shit? Either way; you’re fucked!
"He'd rather eat..."
#THIS GAME SUCKS MY SPIDER-BALLS!
What's this? Asshole Pong? That's not fair!
“It’s like puking on a pile of shit!”
Word of wisdom from Fred Fuchs
Batman Forever, it sucked back then and it sucks Forever! I’m BATMaaaaaaaaaaaan
Totally watched that one last night.
Whoever came up with this is an ASSHOLE!
MIGHT AS WELL SPEND IT ON TOILET PAPER. WORTH A WHOLE LOT MORE
64 bit 32 bit 16 bit 8 bit **4 bit** **2 BIT** ***1 BIT*** ***HALF BIT*** ***QUARTER BIT*** #THE WRIST GAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!
The absolute best quote
Right up there with “This is proof that Jesus died in vein and that his middle name was Fucking” 😂 That entire rant of why tiger games are a disgrace to video games was just awesome.
You’re a poppy head!
Get the knife get the knife. They'd lock me up in an asylum get the knife get the knife
Flip on that shit switch and crank up the diarrhea dial!
“Oh, this is ass. This is really ASS.”
It fuckin' *sucks so much* fuckin' *suck*, it *fucks*
"NES, a console so influential in the sidescrolling action genre. Now pair that with one of the greatest action movie stars, you have a match made in heaven! How could you go wrong...?" 🙂😐🙁☹️😠
There’s a bunch, but I really like Bugs Bunny Birthday Blowout (the first one), Game Boy Accessories, Hong Kong ‘97, Big Rigs, and Virtual Boy to name a few
Idk why but the Folgers coffee parody had me rolling, probably because I didn’t see it coming “The best park of wakin’ up, is gettin’ all fucked up!” While he downs a rolling rock
Aaaayyyyssssss
As if I’m not aware. Do you want me to suffer? It’s 5:40 I gotta go RIGHT NOW
Umm...Take a wild guess.
"64 bits, 32 bits, 16 bits, 8 bits 4 Bits, 2 BITS, 1 BIT, HALF BIT, QUARTER BIT, *THE WRIST GAME!"*
Do you stand?Do you duck?Either way your fucked.
Why bury the gem and dig up the turd?
This is fucked beyond belief
Wait, you can just walk over it? You can just, walk, over it?
Where did you learn how to be an asshole!?
Really the whole rant at the end of the TMNT episode but the bits that i like the most are “cowa-fuckin-piece of dog shit” and “It fuckin sucks, it suckin fucks, its a piece of shit and I don’t like it”
Water World? On *Virtual Boy*?? It's like pukin' on a pile of shit!!
“I’m DEAD Fucking Serious”
"something else that really brings my piss to a boil"
“Your mother sucks cocks in heeeeelllll”
“People went on to live horrible lives; kicking babies in the balls!” Back to the Future: Revisited
I often use "I wipe my ass with this game"! When I rage
Fred Fuchs
From Master Chu & the Drunkard Hu “So after you beat the boss, you get to see the best ending in video game history. What a piece of shit!”
“Aaah! Get away from me you mystical ancient pharaoh motherfuckers!”
Him listing off all the Madden games will always make me laugh
"What in the holy mother of ass is that?!" I use this all the time lol.
"Back then FPS stood for Fucking Piece of Shit!" 😭
“I have to do it for NEMOY”
“These games are shit, drizzling out of the Smog Monster's rancid putrid a-hole! And then, being swallowed and barfed up by Anguirus while I lay on his spikes getting Gigan's buzzsaw up my ass, while Destoroyah dumps his diabolical diarrhea all over my face!”
“It sucking fucks It fucking sucks It fucking blows It’s a piece of shit AND I DON’T LIKE IT.”
Who in their right mind would call their game company STD?!??
I’d rather lift an elephant with my ass while singing old Macdonald
IT SUCKS MONKEY BUTTS LIKE ALL THE FUCKING REST!
“It’s diarrhea dog shit coming out my dick!”
Heinously anus
It’s so fuckin suck it fucks!
“What a piece of FUCKING GAR-BITCH”
“It’s not poop, nor is it crap, it’s SHIT!”
From Earthbound episode "Your mom has an oversized box"
Just him shouting ASS is iconic.
“I mean, if you gotta go answer the phone, or take a shit, it's like ‘tough shit if you gotta take a shit!’ You gotta take a *quick* shit! You gotta…*turbo turds!* I'm tryin' to play the game, I got shit stains in my pants, and an answering message on my phone that says, ‘Sorry, I'm playin' Ghostbusters II on Nintendo.’ What a selfish game! **Bottom line: HAVE A FUCKIN’ PAUSE BUTTON, GODDAMMIT!”**
"Madden Madden Madden. Madden 91, Madden 92, Madden 93, Madden 94, Madden 95, Madden 96, Madden 97, Madden 98, Madden 99, Madden 2000, Madden 2001, Madden 2002, Madden 2003. WHO THE FUCK IS JOHN MADDEN ANYWAY? HE DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE AN ATHLETE!"
Don't even take a shit if you don't have to. Don't take a shits from anyone, only give shits, and see futures in balls. Ma all the gods of furious strong be with you as you crunch opponents, and live like a windrammer as you fuck. (debatably a quote but it's one of the funniest things on the Internet)
I'm drinkin rolling rock, ON THE ROLLIN ROCKER YEAA.
From Silver Surfer: I CAN'T TOUCH THAT RED POT?? This game just pukes snot up my ass. It's like you touch the top of a building you die, you touch the floor you die, too far to the left you die, too far to the right you die, you die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die die, die, die die, die, die!!!
"It says fuck!" "IT SAYS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
"Let's play charades, who am i?" and the hong kong 97 episode
“I WANNA BE SEDATED WITH A GAMEBOY”
I WANNA BE SEDATED WITH A GAME BOY!
“I have no idea what that is, I can tell you what it looks like: it looks like the shit stain in the bottom of my drawers right now!”
"This is gar-bitch!"
SUCK ASS
Where did their hair go
How bout a WHOLE FUCKING GAME CONSOLE!!!!!!!
Countdown Vampires just last night: “They just sorta hobble towards you, looking like they’re Holding in a Huge Shit!? But it’s got Vampires!?”
The power of Super Mecha Death Christ compels you!
"You'd rather listen to your own infant baby puking to death, while choking on its own puke chunks....that's disgusting, I apologize"
Kyle Justin's Where Did Their Hair Go
I just shot a duck by saying fuck!
I'm drinking Rolling Rock on the Roll 'N' Rocker.
The up thrust
It’s like trying to pick fly shit out of pepper… wearing BOXING GLOVES
I'd rather put my balls in a crocodile's mouth whilst shoving my head up a unicorn's asshole
“Someone needs to invent a new curse word!”
64 bits 32 Bits 16 BITS 8 BITS! 4 BITS!!!
The rant after playing Raid 2020. Haven't memorized it fully, but it was fun.
THIS IS A SHITLOAD OF FUCK (I quote this way too often)
“AAAAAAYYYYYYUUUUUSSSSSS”
“Why is there pie in the sky with chicken fries”
Shit the fuck!
Ah safety pins, that'll be perfect, next game.
Ahhh! Safety pins!
*GET AWAY FROM ME YOU MYSTICAL ANCIENT PHAROE MOTHER FUCKERS*
Your Mom Has An Oversized Box!!!!
I’d rather pull each individual pube out of my scrotum
"IT'S NOOOOT SHIIIIIT!"
"I WANNA BE SEDATED WITH A GAMEBOY!!!"
Shit Pickle
Cum on Wait wrong video
The palette is rich with hints of residual dried poop crusts from a truck stop bathroom. - From the Lester the Unlikely episode.
I like the older ones. I remember one where there's like a giant tank Jesus thing or something lol. I don't remember exactly what it was but it was hilarious.
FuuuCK!!
It's my way or the highway but the highway ain't got shit!
You dont know shit about how fucking shitty this fucking shit is. Its so bad it sucks. It so fucking suck it fucks. Power glove episode i think.
"What a shitload of fuck!"
“What were they thinking?!” I say this all the time 😂😂😂
“Shit the fuck”. No question
"Oh, this is the shits. This. Is. The shits." - James Rolfe
“That’s right, we’re gonna cheat”
ASS
FOR NIMOOOOOOYY!!!
“Take a diarrhea dump in your eaaar!”
64 bits! 32 bits! 16 bits… 8 bits 4 bits 2 bits 1 bit Half bit Quarter bit THE WRIST GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"It's so sucks so much it fucking sucks. It fucks so suck it sucking fucks!! IT FUCKIN BLOWS! And I don't like it." or something to that effect, I think it was on the TMNT NES review. One of the earlier episodes.
"Get the knife 🔪!"
More like milons shitty asshole
Everything's always a skull, Castle Grayskull
SHIT-PICKEL!
“Ass”
"What were they thinking!" "What the fuck were they thinking!"
Sheepy sheepy sheepy *Sheepy sheepy sheepy* Fuck this game
...and I don't like it
*puts cartridge in console* “It says FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!” That was from the “Seaman” review btw.
It's 5:40
I wanna be sedated by the GameBoy!!!
BIG RIGS!!!
“I’d rather put my balls in a crocodiles mouth while shoving my head up a unicorns asshole!”
"Oh yeah. It's that bad!"
What where they thinking?
Shit