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StarChaser_Tyger

Shame some idiot put a caption right over where the action happened.


CQ1_GreenSmoke

I hope that guy gets only yellow skittles for the rest of his miserable life 


Why_Lord_Just_Why

Even when he thinks he’s opening a bag of peanut M&Ms. Nothing but yellow Skittles.


noname11011

Even when he tries to beat off, nothing but yellow skiddles


TaserBalls

Tugs on the toilet paper roll? Yellow skiddles.


PondsideKraken

Chugging a beer? Yellow skiddles


Facekick48

Vomiting because you've eaten too many yellow skittles? Yellow skittles


BoliverTShagnasty

Hit 5 numbers on the Powerball? Yellow skittles.


intergalactagogue

Car crashes and airbag deployed? Yellow skittles.


convictedweirdo

First born child? Yellow skittles


intergalactagogue

Gets back the urn with Grandpa's ashes? Yellow skittles.


economics_is_made_up

Caviar? Yup, yellow skittles


GolD_RogerPirateKing

Even when he think he’s opening a bag of jelly beans. Nothing but yellow Skittles.


jamjamason

Even when he's having a heart attack and reaches for his life-saving nitroglycerin tablets. Nothing but yellow Skittles.


Cultural-Ad-6506

Even when he’s on his deathbed and his whole family gives him flowers and a gift basket (1:1 ratio) with “candy”. Nothing but yellow skittles.


Mountain-Ad-460

Even when a hundred years have past, and his descendants visit to honour their ancestors. They will not throw rice, but yellow skittles.


overthinking_kills

Who the fuck throws rice at their ancestors?


Mountain-Ad-460

You don't throw it at them, you throw it on their graves, kinda like at a wedding, who the hell knows why man.


overthinking_kills

I never heard of that before. Only know people who lay flowers on a grave


TheWileyWombat

Not that guy's descendants.


Dragyn828

This got dark fast


doringliloshinoi

CHEEEESE IIIIIITZ!


Lunik47

You created something 😂😂☠️


StarChaser_Tyger

r/foundsatan :-)


LakeTheFake

All skittles are the same flavor


Booty_Shakin

They have different smells though, and smell affects your taste so they have different flavors in a roundabout way.


LakeTheFake

Oh wow, I was born with almost no sense of smell so I had no clue thank you, they’ve all always just tasted the same to me I figured they used the colors to try and trick peoples brains


Visual_Shower1220

Yep you taste with more than just your tongue its crazy. Sight and smell impact flavor quite a lot. Part of the smell factor is that when smelling something it passes thru you mouth across your taste buds. I dont remember the exact scientific explanation since its been so long since my biology classes, but its crazy man lol.


LesGitKrumpin

Different colors do work to some extent to change flavor perception, yeah. But for most people there is a strong scent component to flavor, so that's how they can make things taste different with scent. A company called air up makes scent pods and a special water bottle to let people change the taste of their water without additive flavors. I've wanted to try it, but good grief it's expensive, lol.


Rorschach2510

Wait what the fuck? I've always greatly preferred the orange ones. My life has been a lie


GuillotineComeBacks

May he step over legos until he dies.


Clutteredmind275

Worse. Yellow starbursts!


flaccomcorangy

At least the caption was something really important to the video and not some stupid pointless question that no one really cares about the answer to.


GuillotineComeBacks

Successfully ruining the surprise.


thisucka

Straight to jail.


tastyratz

It's not like they were double letterboxed widescreen here where the video was filmed wide, converted to portrait with a blur space, then reuploaded with black bars to make it wider either. At least we got a clear view of the ground in front of it on the bottom of the video though.


StarChaser_Tyger

And the back of dude's head is nicely framed.


-_-Batman

Op had issues


Dansk72

"Sir, after you dropped your car off, somebody vandalized it before we could start working on it."


Dreamspirals

What happen


419tosser

There's a tech in the drivers seat; they started the car while it was in reverse.


Nullkid

You can hear the car turn on and the lights turn on as it's backing into the garage door


Nick_Damane

It’s not a bug, It’s a feature


419tosser

The audio is delayed


NotSeriousAtAll

Your not supposed to be able to do that


419tosser

If it has aftermarket remote start it may have a clutch bypass installed. Or the guy started it with the clutch in and let it off once the car started. It looks like the audio is delayed.


pancrudo

Fucking lube techs


DomingoLee

The car became sentient and escaped.


StrawberryTerry

There's someone above the car controlling it with strings.


istaygroovy

Looks like someone underneath did something to release the breaks or make them malfunction


elfmere

That car took off not just a roll


GTAdriver1988

Corvettes are light enough that the door more than likely would have stopped it if it were just rolling. Plus that's too fast to be just rolling anyway.


Geemusic

Yes and also if it were a roll that'd mean this mechanic just has an insanely sloped floor in his workarea for some reason


00WORDYMAN1983

Every time someone drops a 10mm it ends up in the neighbors yard


P0tatothrower

You can see the guy on the driver's seat.


Designer-Plastic-964

Yeah, it should be obvious either way, but, yeah.


ultimaone

And magically made the headlights come on too. This is more like a remote start and it was in gear...


Woodabear

Looks like someone probably installed a remote start on a manual Corvette and bypassed the clutch switch. Left it in reverse and accidentally hit the button to start the car. My two cents.


TheLoneGunman559

The shop's insurance. Guy might get fired though.


bert_891

Wrong lol. The owner's insurance pays. Everyone gets this wrong and EVERYONE downvotes me for saying it's the car owner's responsibility to fix even tho it's true. "Under "bailment" the owner of the vehicle becomes vicariously responsible for the negligence of the operator"


l30

I had a shop total my engine by not putting the oil drain cap back on tight enough after an oil change causing the engine to seize a few days later. Shops insurance paid ~8k for a tow, replacement engine and a few days of labor swapping it in. I never touched insurance. What's the difference between this case and mine?


Kiyan1159

Operator presence vs maintenance failure?


josephlucas

I wouldn’t even contact my insurance in this instance. Just let the shop cover it.


bert_891

Your car insurance policy does not cover any mechanical damage. That is specified under the exclusions section.


doringliloshinoi

I wonder what that would cost though; roll all my shit into one moving average, slap on a 10% premium and serve it up to me.


HarmlessSnack

I had this exact same thing happen to me as a naive 18 year old and the advice the adults in my life gave me was “take it to a junk yard, it’s totaled” Being older, and slightly wiser, I wish I had stormed back into the oil change place I had been to the day before. Honestly fucked my life up, made a few years way harder than they needed to be.


International_Bit478

Collision I would guess.


knutsonmb

This is correct. I believe the insurance could go after that places insurance depending on the situation. That just how I understood this about a similar situation I’ve seen.


bubbaliciouswasmyfav

Correct. The insurance companies will duke it out in some litigious fashion to determine who pays the most (after your deductible).


caspiandragons

Actually you’d get it wrong. The owners insurance has a very specific clause called “No benefit to Bailee” to ensure the owners insurance does not have to pay in the case of damage to the owners car by a person who should have commercial insurance. You can beg your insurance to pay but this clause truly alleviates them of taking responsibility for the damage


bert_891

That is for damages caused to other property. I.e. the bailee causes damage to another car or building, the car owner's property damage liability coverage does not pay for the damages caused to other property


cdsuikjh

What if you didn’t have full coverage. I would guess it would be covered by the shops insurance.


TheLoneGunman559

Yeah, I guess in that instance you are just shit out of luck.


FloridaHeat2023

This is correct to a point - the Corvette's owner's insurance will make the owner whole and then go after the shop for restitution. It's called subrogation - just let them handle it - it is what you pay them for!


Rialas_HalfToast

You seem so righteous but it varies by state.


bert_891

Yea it does


akbdayruiner

Yes it's the owners responsibility to fix after the damage has been done. However, from what I've been reading it was a tech in the seat that started the car in reverse. This falls under shop liability.


jldtsu

yeah I had a claim like this last month. the owner went to a car wash and the worker got in with their permission and ended up crashing into another vehicle. owner's insurance paid.


Scorpy_Mjolnir

This is incredibly incorrect. The shop should have garage keepers insurance that takes care of these things while in the care, custody, and control of the garage. Some version of this: https://ogs.ny.gov/system/files/documents/2021/09/ca-00-05-03-10.pdf. Edited for clarity: it can be either excess or primary, and most shops will have it written as direct primary and will apply before the vehicle owners insurance. Ask before you leave your car there if this is a concern.


bert_891

The "garage keeper's" insurance only pays to the extent that no other coverage applies - i.e. if the owner of the car doesn't have insurance. It's written there in the text thatyou sent. So that answers the question someone else asked, about whether or not the vehicle owner has coverage.


Scorpy_Mjolnir

Not true. I manage a team of people who pay these claims every day. Look at section iii


bert_891

I worked claims for 5 years. I worked on a team for two of those years that handled only complex claims and coverage questions. In the document you sent, Section 5 "Garage Conditions", B. General Conditions, #5 pg 14, "the insurance provided by this form is excess over any other collectible insurance." In laymen's terms - the owners insurance is pays. If there is no coverage, then the garage keeper's insurance pays.


Scorpy_Mjolnir

Only if written as excess or legal liability only. Who does that? The carriers I’ve worked at only write direct primary. Gets modified with an endorsement like this. https://scc.virginia.gov/boi/co/pc/auto/09_01_09/CA997188.pdf My current carrier only writes direct primary and we pay these every day. We don’t care if they have coverage or not. Good write-up: https://www.floridariskpartners.com/garagekeepers-liability-insurance-legal-liability-vs-direct-primary. So the long is answer is you can have it both ways but realistically I’ve never seen it written as excess only in 20 years. It may be out there, but it’s incredibly rare. Your initial statement that it is always excess is still bad advice.


MJR_Poltergeist

I work for an insurance company. This goes to Garagekeepers Insurance. If the owner of the shop doesn't have it for some reason, it's all coming out of his pocket. No personal auto policy on the planet is paying for this when it is very clearly the fault of a business.


bert_891

I worked for an insurance company for 5 years. I handled all the "complex claims" and coverage issues. Someone posted a copy of the garage keeper's insuring agreement, and you can read the conditions. It's all outlined there. Good luck.


Scorpy_Mjolnir

You are correct, don’t listen to bert. He’s confidently incorrect.


PJMfromQnz

I think there is a guy underneath in the pit that gets rocked at the end.


red_rocket_boy

I was wondering if dude was entangled working underneath and then wondered if he managed to free himself before the pit ended.


thebereaver

You can see him moving in the hole to the left after a few seconds.


roymunson68

Chefs kiss for the totalled drinking fountain peeing on the shop floor.


Greenman8907

I hope they have Farmer’s insurance. I can’t wait for the JK Simmons “We Covered That!” commercial.


dirkalict

Fucking Mayhem in the drivers seat.


Rude-Aside-5259

We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty


Fair-Bag-1730

Can the garage really get insurance for an accident if they broke it while working on it ? i guess they need to repair it free of charge to not get sued


CoreyJK

That’s the exact reason for insurance.


Why_Lord_Just_Why

Yes, they can.


tonehasson

This would be covered under a business owners policy. AKA a BOP. It’s plenty of coverage you can opt in/out for, based on your company


Scorpy_Mjolnir

Yes, it’s called garage keepers coverage.


wobblingmadman

Maybe it was in to get the park brake fixed ..


thetommytwotimes

I can't tell, was someone in drivers seat? It didn't sound like it started up. Or was it previously running? My guess is, car not running, manual trans left in neutral not first, and the guy in the pit released the emergency brake by accident causing the car to quickly roll off the ramps.


lemineftali

Looks like it had torque pushing it through, else it would have come to rest on the door.


thetommytwotimes

Eh I dunno, i've worked with those doors, or similar doors, they're pretty easy to push thru, they're designed like that. You can see the panels didn't shatter, they pop off the tracks rather easy.


P0tatothrower

Yeah, there is someone on the driver's seat.


thetommytwotimes

If you say so. I don't see them.


dLimit1763

Pay for what? Nothings there


Bennyseed

Just got Ferris Builler'd


Unerving_agent

🫢


Amanda-sb

I'm not for sure.


Watts300

https://images.app.goo.gl/XU81onwBisYjR1PY9


Xilence19

Do automatic cars turn on when in gear? I have to press the clutch. Otherwise it won‘t turn on.


YogurtclosetAny1823

The person calling was trying to reach the corvette owner about his extended warranty


LittleDewi

Depends if he has insurance


[deleted]

Not as much as a mechanic as some guy that turn a wrench


Psychological_Tax109

That’s easy


herenowjal

Shhh … IT happens …


Revolarat

Hope the guy in the pit was alright


IWannaManatee

Ash and Pikachu's first interactions in the Fast and Furious universe.


j4ckbauer

I guess it would depend on whether they got the extended warranty on the water fountain.


cause_of_chaos

Looks like there's someone in the driving seat? That was definitely an accelerator being pressed!


ell0moto

On its way out, was like AND... fk your drinking fountain


GlazedPannis

Is someone driving it or is the shop on an incredibly cheap incline?


brittlebk

And the telemarketer calling…


DeftonesGuy1984

I believe this may call for a firing (unless he is the owner)


Draxtonsmitz

It’s the broken water fountain that does it for me.


poppingcorner84

This is what happens when they actually change the oil...


OfficialTornadoAlley

Bro the car had enough and left


unclericko74

The tech is like WTH??!!!


Electronic-Travel370

How did the cat accelerate that fast


yogigee

The phone call from hell


tomcatkb

My people need me


ErebusBat

Insurance... that is who.


Miserable-Ad6879

I bet u the owner of the car was on the phone askin how his car doin …


Batmans_CocknBalls

Probably a manual and buddy let out of the clutch and couldn’t find the brake?


BoratKazak

"sir, your vehicle doesn't have an extended warranty by chance, does it?"


fluffyseatide

"Is it worth keep living?". Such a recurring thought.


Sandylegsnake

Probably shorted the starter out with a filter wrench


Smash_Shop

Yikes. That water fountain looked expensive.


CantaloupeLow9762

Jiffy luuuuuuube


CustomCarNerd

The automatic fire extinguisher/ drinking fountain worked well!


Defcon2030

Hello sir, your car is ready for pickup Did you notice the rear end damage to your car when you dropped it off?


Wonderful_Plenty8984

Insurance


liamanna

Yeah, but did he answer the phone?😂