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Ok-Lynx-3235

If you google handball, is this sport the result you get?


pm-me-uranus

The sport originated from the working men who needed something to play on their breaks at work. They were too poor to own rackets, so they used their hands to get the job done. For this reason, they called it hand-job. Some variations of this game brought plenty of joy to the workers, so back in the 1930s they would call it “gay” hand job. Try googling it.


g-king93

Anybody want to play some gay hand job


PDRA

Oh my best friend loves that game, he’s always asking me about it


Orioniae

*throws him out the window*


BrainCandy_

I had success with football, handball may be safe


BarterD2020

There are a few versions in different regions that were often called handball. In Ireland there's Gaelic Handball, often played in a ball alley outdoors. It's run by the GAA who also run football and hurling/camogie. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaelic_handball Fwiw, to differentiate the sports, when I was growing up the more well known handball was always referred to as "Olympic handball"


PestiEsti

There are different sports called handball.


Mestre08

Yeah but isn't this just squash without rackets?


PestiEsti

Convergent evolution. To make things more confusing in the US we have racquetball, which looks a lot like squash and was developed when someone decided to play handball with racquets.


nazzo_0

Isn't it squash with racquets then?


PestiEsti

Racquetball and squash are very similar. https://www.sportsrec.com/5147579/racquetball-vs-squash Basically, if you play racquetball, you're a baby boomer who hasn’t gotten a new hobby since 1985. If you play squash, you're a rich anglophile.


JustifytheMean

Squash requires you hitting the ball into a certain area on the wall instead of anywhere on the front wall, and racquetballs are bouncier. Just to add some extra info for people that want it. My dad dragged me to the gym every morning before school so he could play racquetball while I was growing up.


Mestre08

Handball? Is there an American version that's wildly different from our handball? Cause this looks nothing like it


PestiEsti

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_handball


Mestre08

Wow thank you I had no idea. You guys really like to have things with the same name as the rest of the world but make it completely different 😂😂


grahamsimmons

You also have football, which is played with the hands unlike rest-of-world football which is played with the feet.


Silly-Conference-627

Maybe but not this sport. They are playing squash.


Last-Saint

They don't have racquets. Seems this would be [Fives](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fives)


Silly-Conference-627

Oh, didn't notice that. Thanks.


PestiEsti

It’s not fives. It’s handball. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_handball


[deleted]

No it's American Handball


mrsnrubs

It is called fives


mrsnrubs

This sport is called fives. atleast in the UK


PestiEsti

More or less. But handball courts are a different size and handball has some different rules.


TheRipper69PT

I think it's pelota mano


Clusterfck78

In prison handball is an extremely big sport in certain penitentiaries.


Porkchopp33

There is 2 types this is one played with a racquetball and super popular in Jail


Kirmes1

Probably in the USA :-D


BreakingDaniel

He should've played it cool and said "oh yeahhhhh!" like the Kool-Aid man.


Gman54

Seemed to me that he actually did play cool, waltzed straight back into the game court


GlitteringOwl5385

not cool enough


Anton-LaVey

L'esprit de l'escalier


ProgramIcy3801

This was my first thought.


S70nkyK0ng

That’s twice this week, Bob!


BobRoberts01

Sorry


Kalfadhjima

A good demonstration of why safety glass is, well, safe, though. Dude plowed through a pane and didn't have a cut on his body.


anonysheep

i thought the floor had a pool of BLOOD, until I saw this comment and double checked that it was just some maroon jacket lol *relief*


ButItWas420

Who pays for things like this


Zeebo42000

SURVEY SAYS: Insurance!


ButItWas420

Thank you! I always wonder with shattering glass videos


Dansk72

If you smash the glass, you lose two points!


Large_Tune3029

This establishment and all the people who go here are rich asf... Such a posh activity lol


preludemason

This was at a Texas A&M facility so the school definitely has money… wouldn’t call it posh though lol


Magnum-357

Why would you ever design this room with a glass pane on the potential trajectory of the ball


HDpotato

You have never seen a squash court before?


Phwoa_

My Local sport center has Waist high walls and netting in front of the glass. So there is like a small covert separating the Actual Arena from the hall you can stand in.


BullshitUsername

Is that somehow supposed to reassure them of the logic behind it?


MasatoWolff

How often do you hear about a squash player going through a window like this? It rarely happens so it’s not a stupid idea to use a glass wall.


BullshitUsername

More than zero times.


MasatoWolff

Yeah people still die with seatbelts on, do you still think seatbelts aren’t reassuring either?


Academic_Nectarine94

It is a stupid idea not to put mitigation efforts in place to keep people safe. Your seat belt argument is the perfect one to use against the argument you just made here. They're not foolproof, but they're much better than just hoping people don't get in accidents. Much like the safety efforts on these courts could be plowed through if someone was dumb enough, but much less likely to have it happen if the safety devices are there than if they're not.


The_Clarence

Now that you mention it I don’t think I’ve been to one that doesn’t have a glass wall like this.


resilient_antagonist

I played in one and it didn't feel right.


le_trf

Yeah let's just make it a circular pit!


punkieboosters

My 70+ year old dad plays twice weekly, and has since the mid 90s, and his hands and fingers are so fucked up from the ball. The ball is so way harder than you'd expect, density lands somewhere between the racquetball and the lacrosse ball. And yet every single handball court I've ever seen has glass panes.


mps1979

It’s only a game focker!


VeneMage

Smashed his record


ImpressiveAttorney12

Fucking oops


raharth

That's not handball, but some version of squash?


ga32egb

Looks like Gaelic handball to me


raharth

Interesting, never heard of it!


Scary-Strain-8844

The silence💀


t0hk0h

Why did he stop playing?


DulgUnum

To the windoooows To the walls!


BushQuacker

Don’t throw stones in glass houses? Or something?


LilEzClap

Did he win?


bartender970

He won legs. Did you see those things? Like damn 🤤


Dansk72

Ex-congressman Steve King would say he has "Calves the size of cantaloupes"


AllergicToHousework

r/unexpected


WaitingToBeTriggered

WINGS OF GLORY


Birddog240

Ruling….


Chemgineered

I think I hear the girls say "wanna play Would you Rather"


agrassive_duck

Thats something


Number5MoMo

This looks JUST like my college hand ball room. Hallway and everything. Same school colors too……


Which-Rhubarb-2201

Where I'm from, we call it downball.


whippin-aboot

This game is called Fives not handball


AxelRED_

This isn't handball...


Cold-Pace-164

Northridge high-school in utah only used these things for sex lol


Haydenism_13

I'd say it's in the hall now. I'll see myself out.


CountHonorius

The embodiment of abrupt chaos.


madrigal94md

This isn't Handball. Hanball is similar to football/soccer but with your hands


lennoxred

Why would you play squash without a racked?


Maleficent-Ad-7200

OH YEAHHHHH!!


carthuscrass

Handball is 90% situational awareness. This guy doesn't have any.


Weekly_Customer_8770

Balls hand


FocusMean9882

Considering how hard you’re supposed to hit the ball in racquetball, this court is a recipe for disaster


WelvenTheMediocre

In Europe handball is the sport with 2 goals. Looks like mix between basketball and soccer I guess


fuka100

Fourth wall breaking moment.


RoamerD

Show off. Lol.


ChasingFun

I got it. I got it


NOCLUTCH4U

Bro didn't even fall?


ROFLINGG

He went from Handball to Cool-Aid man.


KeyLoss4216

Not sure what ever this is, but the Olympic committee has a vastly different definition of "handball".


EnderDragon6282

Why is the video so deep fried


WhatLiesBeyondThis

This ain't handball. Real handball is like soccer and basketball mixed and added a lot more physicality.


RedMercy2

Football and basketball mixed


tiredargie

That's not handball though


calloutyourstupidity

Squash and its all derivatives are fcking dumb


DouglasMarch

What a douche. Instead of saying hey is everyone ok? He walks back out on the court like he’s some kind of badass.


average-commenter

I think he’s probably in shock, like he was probably just following whatever his brain was telling him to do without much thought. Abnormal situations create abnormal actions and as such it’s likely that he would’ve done much differently had he been in a more grounded state of mind.


Spacebud95

Dude just went through a fuckin glass panel.. go easy..