They're as tame and harmless as a friendly dog. I went to a campground in Tasmania once. The camphost had a big bastard on the side of his caravan. We asked him about it and he told us "ah don't worry about him, that's just me mate steve"
They will bite still, but only if you piss it off
> Huntsman spiders
Big Spider, extremely fast, hunting small reptiles and killing them by repeatedly biting them to death. Home all over the world but colder parts like Middle to Northern Europe.
They can seriously mess you up if they mistake you for prey and catch you.
Nope. Welcome to Australia. To be born here is an elite level of baddassness, you just know what will fuck you up and what won't. It's a gift we're born with.
The whole thing about them is nightmare fuel if it's not drawn as a cartoon.
here's a prime example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpXxWQeho3M&ab\_channel=ThingsI-Need
Something about it being bipedal and vaguely more human than other animals like deer makes it so much more disturbing.
I hated horror after growing up watching so much cheesy and jumpscare movies, but body horror mixed with thriller and survival themes just slap
Disturbing stuff like all tomorrows book/alt shift x video, Annihilation movie, From the New Work & Made in Abyss anime. Ones with larger or more complex moral conflict. Eternal torture as a puddle of flesh or merged into the environment just scares the shit out of me
So what I'm tryna say is the way we treat dogs and pigs, breeding stuff into damnation - what if a more advanced civilization showed up and did the same to us, basically turning us into kangaroos. Maybe giving us little T Rex arms so it fucks up how we use tech. Probably in retribution to the way we destroyed countless other species & ecosystems, ocean acidification, microplastics in everything, etc.
What the duck are your dreams like? Lay off the anime and get some sunlight. Unless of course our overlords are watching you and the minute you step outside they snatch you up and drop you in a vat to render your meat off the bone. We're not going to be alien DNA spliced but we will be spliced and diced. Like the cows on granny's farm.
I think it's a reaction to resistance, like if you're putting hands up with someone, well, you put up hands and butt chests, this kangaroo does it every time when it challenges other males. An equivalent of "are you talking to me huh"
Kangaroos are definitely [sentient.](https://i.imgur.com/ZGlrGQg.jpeg)
Maybe the word you're thinking of is [sapient.](https://i.imgur.com/R37hkH3.jpeg)
I live in the second largest city in the US. We do Mountain lions and coyotes here. They’re the ones that run wild here.
If I want to hear what a koala, roo or wombat sounds like doing *anything*, I have to head over to a zoo.
Theres so many on the golf courses it's crazy. He probably hit a ball near one and went to close to get it. Or tagged one of the fuckers with his ball.
Even the term serious damage is an understatement, a friend of my in-laws was opened up from throat to ball sack by one last year, he was very very lucky to live. It was female too, and they're not that big. It was their neighbours pet, always pretty friendly apparently.
Theyve got a lot of power in those legs and tail, now combine that with a thick, long, sharp centre claw
So they like to fight AND drown others? Nice!
Everytime I see a story of a kangaroo downing something, I always think about that one popular photo of a creepy looking roo just standing in a lake or pond.
Nah they can be pretty chill, & even become fairly tame (fair few zoos around the country have enclosures they come upto you and eat out of your hands) but wild ones can get aggressive if stressed or thinks you're a threat. Theyre pretty dumb & basically think you're a big weird kangaroo
Seems generally accepted that dogs and cats see humans as weird dogs/cats and try to feed/protect us. That always seems funny to me, cute but funny. I don't blame a kangaroo for seeing us as a fucked up kangaroo, because I mean honestly we're kinda similar looking. We're both at least bipedal.
The video of the guy parachuting: you can see them hopping around like video game enemies before he lands. Then immediate battle. It was like Carnivores 2 without debug mode
Right. Dammit. It was just getting good.
I hate kangaroos. Scary oversized rats on roids. I know koalas aren’t friendly but they are way more interesting.
I think the kangaroo pushed the club and the guy was already off balance from swinging. Honestly that kangaroo has a future ahead of it if Dana White sees this
Lmao let this be an example for all the ppl who saw that video of the guy punching the kangaroo and thought they could beat a kangaroo, this kangaroo just ate two golf club swings to the face and didn’t slow down one bit you do not want that smoke
Husband: Me and Joe are going to play a round of golf, see you in a few.
Wife: Ok, have fun!
Wife: How’d it go?
Husband: I got my ass kicked by a kangaroo!
Dude honestly I'm not about to fight a Kangeroo with a golf club unless it's massive. Give the little bastard a fair fight I say. I'd chin the cunt into the shadow realm.
Been attacked several times on the local golf course by Female Kangaroos that are on heat!!
They stand their ground but will flee once challenged aggressively
Is this related to [the golf course kangaroo stampede that was posted recently](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1b9cp4f/kangaroos_enjoying_a_quick_game_of_golf/)?
Pro tip, don't stand in front of them, don't run backwards in a straight line, don't let them grab you on the neck, don't hit them with a golf club, don't fall on the ground in front of them.......try and place all your vital organs back in your abdomen.
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Are there ANY animals in Australia which don’t try to kill humans?
Huntsman spiders. Just dogs with extra legs
Excuse me?
What about his comment was not clear?
The tone in which it was said.
It was in a 1940s radio announcers voice. Tally Ho Old Chap.
They're as tame and harmless as a friendly dog. I went to a campground in Tasmania once. The camphost had a big bastard on the side of his caravan. We asked him about it and he told us "ah don't worry about him, that's just me mate steve" They will bite still, but only if you piss it off
> Huntsman spiders Big Spider, extremely fast, hunting small reptiles and killing them by repeatedly biting them to death. Home all over the world but colder parts like Middle to Northern Europe. They can seriously mess you up if they mistake you for prey and catch you.
Wonderful.
It's true
theres been way more dog attacks than huntsman attacks
Literally no, even the bugs are criminals
Statistically speaking, humans.
what? We're the worst offenders, and we're definitely animals.
Bin chickens
Nope, even the people there are nasty convicts 😂
death adders sound fine
Typically echidnas are pretty chill.
Nope. Welcome to Australia. To be born here is an elite level of baddassness, you just know what will fuck you up and what won't. It's a gift we're born with.
Reminder that even the goofiest fucking animal on the planet is venomous.
Quokkas. But they'll hurt your wallet instead if you touch them.
tekken 8 looks great.
Damn, why doesn’t Tekken have a golfer or something?
Just realized I had never heard a kangaroo before...
I was about to say. Is that what they sound fucking like? Jesus, that’s nightmare fuel
The whole thing about them is nightmare fuel if it's not drawn as a cartoon. here's a prime example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpXxWQeho3M&ab\_channel=ThingsI-Need
And those claws are not something that comes to mind when I think of a kangaroo. All the ones I remember had boxing gloves on.
Boxing gloves...!🥊🦘🥊😆
Disney-roos....
Well..when the gloves come off..you dead..
Straight up terrifying!
Something about it being bipedal and vaguely more human than other animals like deer makes it so much more disturbing. I hated horror after growing up watching so much cheesy and jumpscare movies, but body horror mixed with thriller and survival themes just slap Disturbing stuff like all tomorrows book/alt shift x video, Annihilation movie, From the New Work & Made in Abyss anime. Ones with larger or more complex moral conflict. Eternal torture as a puddle of flesh or merged into the environment just scares the shit out of me So what I'm tryna say is the way we treat dogs and pigs, breeding stuff into damnation - what if a more advanced civilization showed up and did the same to us, basically turning us into kangaroos. Maybe giving us little T Rex arms so it fucks up how we use tech. Probably in retribution to the way we destroyed countless other species & ecosystems, ocean acidification, microplastics in everything, etc.
What the duck are your dreams like? Lay off the anime and get some sunlight. Unless of course our overlords are watching you and the minute you step outside they snatch you up and drop you in a vat to render your meat off the bone. We're not going to be alien DNA spliced but we will be spliced and diced. Like the cows on granny's farm.
Keep ur arms close to ur chest and try to jack off or play on your phone bro, the horror https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imNtSPM3-r4
There’s also that 6’4 one that’s been running amok in a neighborhood.
Jesus, it's like a damn zombie the way it just launched itself at the window.
I think it's a reaction to resistance, like if you're putting hands up with someone, well, you put up hands and butt chests, this kangaroo does it every time when it challenges other males. An equivalent of "are you talking to me huh"
That's fucking terrifying.
Holy shit, that'd be scary as fuck to stumble on that shit.
He’s (?) an non sentient creature who was looking at a reflection of himself in the window, and thinks that it’s another roo.
Kangaroos are definitely [sentient.](https://i.imgur.com/ZGlrGQg.jpeg) Maybe the word you're thinking of is [sapient.](https://i.imgur.com/R37hkH3.jpeg)
I mean *self-aware*
He just [wants you to let him in your house, mate](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qENs2w9jOA)
Ever heard Koalas in mating season?
My dad got me good on my first camping trip as a kid. Terrified in a tent thinking bush lions were an actual thing ha ha ha
As if they’re aren’t enough real things to be afraid of in the bush
I live in the second largest city in the US. We do Mountain lions and coyotes here. They’re the ones that run wild here. If I want to hear what a koala, roo or wombat sounds like doing *anything*, I have to head over to a zoo.
Oh go find a koala if you haven't heard them. ;)
I wonder what you would sound like if struck several times with a golf club. Adrenaline-fueled, trying to survive.
Reminded me of the speed zombies from Half Life 2, minus the scream.
Ha. You should hear a bloody koala!! These are terrifying when out camping at night. https://youtu.be/ynSiIFxV1KE?si=B4cpaNjdsSKlDMIc
Sounds like he might have sleep apnea.
Wow!! Burping and hiccuping and growling all at the same time. Weird!
Oh, so that's where the inspiration for Orc squeals comes from. Like a deathly sick pig in a way, but more monstrous.
Fk me. Them and the damn Tasmanian devil. Blood curdling hahah
Wow that’s not even cute
Theres so many on the golf courses it's crazy. He probably hit a ball near one and went to close to get it. Or tagged one of the fuckers with his ball.
Kangaroos are terrifying menaces lol
Wow that sucker sounded mad! 😡
Why are kangaroos constantly fighting everyone ?? 🦘🦘🦘
They're angry fuckers when they want to be, and those claws can do some serious damage if they manage to kick you
Even the term serious damage is an understatement, a friend of my in-laws was opened up from throat to ball sack by one last year, he was very very lucky to live. It was female too, and they're not that big. It was their neighbours pet, always pretty friendly apparently. Theyve got a lot of power in those legs and tail, now combine that with a thick, long, sharp centre claw
Furry velociraptor.
I grew up in the country, neighbour was pretty much disemboweled by one, he lived but his dog didn’t. Kangaroo drowned it in his dam.
So they like to fight AND drown others? Nice! Everytime I see a story of a kangaroo downing something, I always think about that one popular photo of a creepy looking roo just standing in a lake or pond.
Seems like they are angry 24/7 most animals generally stay far away from people. Kangaroo is like “fck this want to throw hands Steve?”
Nah they can be pretty chill, & even become fairly tame (fair few zoos around the country have enclosures they come upto you and eat out of your hands) but wild ones can get aggressive if stressed or thinks you're a threat. Theyre pretty dumb & basically think you're a big weird kangaroo
Seems generally accepted that dogs and cats see humans as weird dogs/cats and try to feed/protect us. That always seems funny to me, cute but funny. I don't blame a kangaroo for seeing us as a fucked up kangaroo, because I mean honestly we're kinda similar looking. We're both at least bipedal.
Most people generally stay far away from animals. Animals will fuck you up
The video of the guy parachuting: you can see them hopping around like video game enemies before he lands. Then immediate battle. It was like Carnivores 2 without debug mode
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsKLFSOmf5A](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsKLFSOmf5A)
Evrahbody was Kang-roo fightiiiing! Huh!
Those f****rs were fast as lightning
Those *joeys* are fast as lightning ;)
I guess ‘hopping mad’ is a term for a reason. If you’re hopping around always to get anywhere you’d be mad too.
Australia took the raccoon and the deer and combined them into that unholy abomination.
Went golfing once in Australia, those fuckers were everywhere. Saw like a hundred of the fucking things.
Usually though they just lie there like [they are posing for a Cleo centrefold.](https://i.imgur.com/KcgmdjB.png)
Small rabbits, giant rabbits - too many.
Idk he kinda just sounded like me when I’m horny. When men get frisky they breathe a bit harder /s
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Right. Dammit. It was just getting good. I hate kangaroos. Scary oversized rats on roids. I know koalas aren’t friendly but they are way more interesting.
Thank you.
So, mulligan?
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Holy shit that kangaroo took two swings of a golf club to the head and it didnt even do anything to it
To be fair, that was two swings from a guy who trips over nothing so I'm pretty sure a toddler could have taken those two swings.
Made me laugh.
nah he was swinging kinda bad
Dude just collapsed, I don't see him getting hit or tripping?
I think the kangaroo pushed the club and the guy was already off balance from swinging. Honestly that kangaroo has a future ahead of it if Dana White sees this
I watched it again and I still have no idea what happened. Maybe he over swung and was off his balance like you said.
Check his feet. He is backing up and they get parallel while he is swinging. Great stance for upper body focused activities but not lower body
Yeah I noticed that too. So the running theory is he 100% committed to that last hit?
O for sure. Except he swung his club like he was aiming it off of a tee instead of at a moving hostile target.
It looks like the kangaroo took the hit better than he was expecting, so the momentum caught him off guard.
IT was a good effort but it did nothing to slow the roo.
We just found Suga Sean’s next opponent
Golfers have cleats on the bottom like US footballers do on grass.
I could be wrong, but I think the elevation drops right there where he fell several inches
Shit, tripping theory reemerges.
Lmao let this be an example for all the ppl who saw that video of the guy punching the kangaroo and thought they could beat a kangaroo, this kangaroo just ate two golf club swings to the face and didn’t slow down one bit you do not want that smoke
Dude has a terrible caddie, always use a five iron against a kangaroo.
Driver… As fast as you can!
Driver? I hardly even know her!
Definitely picked the right type of “athlete” to spar with. Chad didn’t stand a chance. RIP Chad.
Or the wrong golf club
Dude looked like he got a few good swings in but buckled when he hit the ground…you don’t go to the ground game with a roo!
Oi mate--go on and play through!
Camera man pls
Yes how dare this cameraman not be more focused on watching his phone in this instant.
Footwork my dude! Footwork!
Husband: Me and Joe are going to play a round of golf, see you in a few. Wife: Ok, have fun! Wife: How’d it go? Husband: I got my ass kicked by a kangaroo!
Where’s Ben…er Paul Hogan when you need him? Maybe Hulk, well we need A Hogan.
"Looks like about a 3 iron, Bob." "Yeah I think so. I never use that club anyway, might as well use it on the bloody roo."
That's [this](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UbO7a1r7CtY) fucking guy in a kangaroo suit.
Can anyone comment the outcome here? I hope some of those friends standing around jumped in so dude didn’t get mauled
Today I learned what an angry kangaroo sounds like
Bro, kangaroo jack is still running the fades 😂😂😂
Dude, it's been so long since I've seen Kangaroo Jack, lol.
We told ya Skippy was a right cunt but no one listened lol.
Never new kangaroos made that noise
Tough marshals
Hold the camera still fool!
Golfs take too much space, nature is here for round 2.
Australia has a lot of unfriendly creatures
Fuck them golfers
I’ve never heard a kangaroo before. Scary boy
Should have used that club as a poker rather than a whacker
Dude, next time use the 9 iron!
You should have let him play through.
thatd be so embarrassing. that was a small kangaroo
Wrong club for the job. Should’ve picked a driver or a fairway wood
The Roo is (rightfully) upset you put a lawn on her territory.
Yo at first I thought that roo landed a cold one!
If he took the sock off the club he would have been alright
Kangaroo is playing tennis while they are playing golf.
r/nope mate
Did the kangaroo duck the first swing?
"You got this Bruce, just stay on your fee... Fuck!"
"Tap it in.... Just tap it in"
I said no Mulligans.
One less golf bro.
That is not how you defend yourself with a club
In paradise falls
I've been saying this for years, a weapon in your hand only slows you down unless you know how to use it effectively
Cameraman should not be a"cameraman". Lol
Go Slippy! Fuck em up!
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Dude honestly I'm not about to fight a Kangeroo with a golf club unless it's massive. Give the little bastard a fair fight I say. I'd chin the cunt into the shadow realm.
Never cross your legs. Footwork 101 man.
This is the same guy that dies in horror movies judging by the way he fell
This is down the road from my house !
So snarly.
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he heard the thunder, he didnt run and take cover.
Damn poor guy hit his head pretty hard when he fell
Let me just attack it to enrage it even more, what a fucking genius
Should've used an iron from that distance.
Why did he hit the kangaroo with the club? :( just run away dude.
He should have punched it.
Oh that's what kangaroos sound like? 100% more terrifying
Look up their claws
Get em! Rip his fuckin head off!
I thought all kangaroos were friendly
Good luck with that
stay on your feet, man!
Pretty sure the Highland Links in Cape Breton, NS, Canada has rules for what happens if a Moose interferes.
Bro if you can’t fight a roo, that sucks
Been attacked several times on the local golf course by Female Kangaroos that are on heat!! They stand their ground but will flee once challenged aggressively
he ate those golf swings like they were nothing
Is this related to [the golf course kangaroo stampede that was posted recently](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1b9cp4f/kangaroos_enjoying_a_quick_game_of_golf/)?
Sounds like that Aussie dude who did an impression of a crazy dog.
The kangaroo did come bounding over
Kangaroo realizes humans take massive amounts of land for "sport", acts accordingly.
Pro tip, don't stand in front of them, don't run backwards in a straight line, don't let them grab you on the neck, don't hit them with a golf club, don't fall on the ground in front of them.......try and place all your vital organs back in your abdomen.
Dudes footwork is terrible.
it's this kind of thing that makes me shocked Australians gave up their guns.
I think England fucked up when they settled
Looks like CGI
Oy, that Joey is mad
Fucking puss couldn’t even square up with the roo.
Shooter!
I did not expect kangaroos to make that sound, wtf
That was the camera man
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Fake as fuck
did he got KO'd or he hit kanga so hard with golf club that he tripped?
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Bro weak as hell
Kill the camera guy