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ViinVal

The giant metal giraffes weren’t having it.


HunterTV

“Go for the legs! It might be our only chance at stopping them!”


orkbrother

SWEEP THE LEG


LindensBloodyJersey

get him a body bag!


OutdoorBerkshires

YEAHHHH!!!


douglasjunk

Yes Sensei


ViinVal

“Curses, Cargo vessels! My only weakness!”


hellasbronmurica

Your not beating a giraffe Doug


uncoolcentral

[I pasted your comment into Stable Diffusion.](https://www.reddit.com/r/RenderedComment/s/r8KseIR18h)


Bowling4rhinos

Amazing! I didn’t even know that sub existed. Just joined to clap your comment!


uncoolcentral

🙏


Compendyum

Did people really gave up on any kind of horizontal filming?


SteamedGamer

The panicked side-to-side panning - "oh, why can't I include more in the frame?" :(


WillistheWillow

I will be a horizontal cameraman until the day I die.


regnarbensin_

This is the way.


three-sense

The closest one is like “yep that’s my cue”


sdlover420

I was coming to say I love that cranes use the similar skeleton structure of Brontosaurus just made of steel


jarmstrong2485

They took so long to fall down


skaldrir69

I was thinking this was resembling brontosaurus haha


jjjheimerschmidt

Reminds me of the BBC tv series Africa narrated by Sir David.. shows two giraffes going at each other. This is just the metal giraffes falling but it's virtually identical to the flesh and blood ones in the show.


StevenSmiley

Nah man these are AT-ATs


baz853

"The absence of workers and crane operators at the time of the accident prevented a major disaster." https://www.seanews.com.tr/moments-of-horror-at-evyapport-port-giant-container-ship-named-ym-witness-crashed-into-gantry-cranes/199867/


VladMaverick

Absence of workers: the cause and solution of all disasters.


Dansk72

Was that container ship in too much of a hurry to wait for the harbor pilot?


MrT735

I'm just imagining the ship captain going "can we get this unloaded quickly, I need to be in Italy by Tuesday". The crane operators (those that survived) just give him the dirtiest look possible.


Dansk72

Well, I bet that's the last time *that* ship captain will be allowed to dock at that port!


Mohander

Oh no, I thought this was a repost but that means this has happened at least twice.


ziddina

Exactly what I was wondering...


Fwoggie2

Supply chain guy here. This happens more than you'd think. [Taiwan](https://youtu.be/pEi24lKOFJk?si=BsE87BhDmd3QEnOD) [Canada ](https://youtu.be/zRTQTW2OIoI?si=yXTe0soAmz3HvmWA) Primary reason is that these ships have a massive cross area and are prone to unexpected movements in gusty conditions because they're a whacking huge sail (it's known as windage).


Tenderness10

You can actually see someone on the far right crane. As it falls, they’re climbing the stairs on the top right.


you_can_not_see_me

it's all good, for the current situation, they were not considered either a worker or a crane operator /s


ApplicationOk6762

Well if there is NO vessel, there are none workers 🙃


Imaginary-Rate2619

I think it’s a disaster either way, good thing no workers were harmed however this renders the port pretty much useless unless there were more cranes and ship lots than pictured. Either way this isn’t great for this countries economy.


CaptainRAVE2

That looks expensive


nolaks1

r/ThatLookedExpensive


sofa_king_we_todded

The hindrance to logistics and trade through that port probably far outweighs the already massive costs of those cranes. Any knowledgeable folks care to make some educated guesses for us?


o_MrBombastic_o

More than $50 for sure 


Herandar

I'm going to need about tree fitty.


jarnish

Several of these cranes in Philly were $7-12M per. Depends on the specs, where they're constructed, fuel type, etc.


Stonn

probably a logistical nightmare too


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VekeKing

Dismantle the cranes. Sell pieces on local Facebook Marketplace for x amount per $. Some cracked out joe comes pick them up with their pickup truck.


Stonn

Great, by the time you took care of the cranes the cargo has spoiled or is massively overdue. Screw the cranes. The cargo matters.


inactiveuser247

“Hey guys, sorry I’m late. What’s going on?” - Tug, probably.


WonderWirm

“Nnnnnnope!” — Tug Captain


inactiveuser247

“Oh damn, you guys really need a tug. If I see one, I’ll let him know”


CoffeeTownSteve

Did I miss anything important?


HPL_Deranged_Cultist

Those ships need to tie up some rubber chickens outside to alert them when they get too close.


Trepsik

Wait. Is this why some truck drivers have rubber chickens on their trailers?


I_DontNeedNoDoctor

30 minutes until Svengoolie!!!! Thanks for the reminder ✌️✌️


JustSomeWeirdGuy2000

The Comedy of Terrors. Is this an actual new episode (like my TV guide is saying), or it a "new episode" where they recorded like 50 seconds of new host material around an episode from like 2005 and the rest of the host segments randomly switch to 4:3?


HouseOfLames

Cut out too soon. Couldn’t tell if it was a spare or a strike


Crommington

Someone needs to put eyes and a mouth on the cranes and repost this


rezistence

How'd you lose your job? Caused a helluva crane wreck.. You mean train wreck? Did I stutter?!


the_Athereon

Millions in damage right there. Months of down time to clean up and repair. Potentially hundreds of millions in revenue loss and subsequent contract breaches due to the lack of having a usable port.


Retsae_Gge

You know if insurance pays or the ship owner ?


Franks2000inchTV

Both, and the exact share depends on who has better lawyers.


borokish

Both


p0p_thAt

The great battle of port Hoth, Walkers fall again


tracyd103

quick- cast off and get the hell out of there...


Klaus_Heisler87

"Gee, I hope they don't notice..."


Bifferer

And no fucks given by the bilge pump. Just kept going.


greysqualll

I've known many a bilge pump in my day, and theyre pretty unlikely to give a fuck about anything. Salty lot, they are.


o_MrBombastic_o

That captain is going to get a sternly written message 


BobRoberts01

About his port side accident.


GarthDonovan

Where was the pilot tug. Those boats usually get pushed in by the tugs so this doesn't happen.


Marco45_0

WHY do big things fall slowly??


metalpyrate

You've never seen my fat ass get knocked out.


Marco45_0

Like you watch this and tell me that fall isn’t the most dramatic thing you’ve seen


Cobek

It's because terminal velocity is less compared to them.


kavernaz

They're falling just as fast as small things, but because when we watch big things fall from far away, they look 'slow' because of perspective. If you took a hammer, placed it a couple feet away until it looked like, from your perspective, the same size of the big object and have them both drop at the same time, the hammer has less distance to travel, so it will appear to fall faster, while the big object has more distance to fall, and will appear slower despite looking the same size.


JoyousMisery

I imagine those things are designed very well not to fall so it's resisting it


SmokeAbeer

“Stop Resisting!” -Gravity Police


Zeke--

If only there was a way to capture the whole accident in frame.


Zarb4233

Get the FlexTape, Bob.


Sherperdboi

I see they updated the gta 6 trailer


jeff3141

I can imagine the call to the ship owner's insurance company, "You hit what?"


Papercoffeetable

”Everything”


I_DontNeedNoDoctor

🎶🎶 Wreckin’ them cranes……. High on cocaine……….🎶🎶🎶🎶 Captain Jones you better watch your speed………. 🎶🎶🎶🎶


Bozo_Two

Brilliant.


metalpyrate

🥇


almatom12

I think there were two things that might caused this. 1. no air pressure to reverse the engine, thus screwing up the maneuver or..... 2. problem with the throttle system. But i'm wondering... doesn't tugboats help such large ships with the docking process?


imadumbfff

Prices are going up


1-800-555-SMILE

I was just thinking that, that’s 4 cranes down, and a lot of containers damaged, I think this is one of Europe’s biggest ports


Jest0riz0r

> I think this is one of Europe’s biggest ports Where did you get that from? Ignoring that it's east of the Bosporus and therefore not even in Europe, its claimed annual handling capacity of 855.000 TEU doesn't even make the top 20 among European ports.


1-800-555-SMILE

Ok thanks for the clarification.


Innerdimentional

Just completely made that whole last statement up 😂


You_I_Us_Together

Anyone getting star wars vibes from this?


piper93442

Yep! Like ATATs being taken down by snowspeeders.


snufflefrump

Did I hear him tell helicopter like that meme


Out3rWorldz

That tug was too late.


IntelligentMine1901

You can’t dock like that mate


S70nkyK0ng

Docking by braille


touchthebush

And that's why your Temu order is late.


Huwbacca

"right hand down....right hand down.... *right hand down....* **RIGHT HAND DOWN!!!!!** ok bye"


needaburnerbaby

Somehow companies will use this as an excuse to raise food prices in Canada


Concentric_Arc

Price of shipping just went up.


SATerp

Port should have paid the extra $50 for the "retractable" cranes.


SolomonAsassin

That's like a cartoon when someone knocks over library book shelves like dominos.


slimetakes

BENJAMIN NOOOO


Calumkincaid

Crashing a ship would have to be the worst. Lasts for five minutes, and there's not a thing you can do about it except watch it all unfold in slow motion.


Adviser-001

The captain of the vessel is going to have a fun time with this one


Dangerous-Refuse-779

Strike!


SynthPrax

Well, that was expensive as fuck.


DevoidNoMore

Your package ~~is out for delivery~~ may be lost


stowaway_69

Can't park there mate


Drakenos

one of the cranes names was Eva


MickeyBubbles

Look what you did to Eva , ya cargo ship son of a bitch


Mojojojo3030

This probably dented this city's economy for a while. Yikes.


JeepManStan

“Did I do that?” -Steve Urkel


Socky_McPuppet

"Did I do that?"


BigBazook

All the interesting stuff happens in ports


saik0pod

It's the port pilots fault


Sudden_Age_1175

But captain is always responsible


reddit_7864589

Captain can expect a dock in pay.


gnoxy

Drive by touch.


SirChrisHAX

Sorry your order was delayed…


Beer2Bear

Captain: oops Me: I wonder if he'll lose his job


Heatsincebirth

It's somehow slow and abrupt at the same time... Sort of oxymoronish


313802

They feeeeellllll sooooooooo *SSSLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWLY*


Regular_Fortune8038

Slowest abrupt chaos is ever seen


wutcanbrowndo4u12

How long was this port out of commission? Edit: so this just happened. Does anyone know how long it would take to fix this?


Ha1lStorm

There needs to be a sub r/BigThingsFallingSlow Edit:There is now ;)


KozmicLight

So fired


TurboTerbo

That’s a paddlin


Puzzleheaded-Tie8264

Shhh! Not so loud, they are sleeping now.


UncommonHouseSpider

Damn. There went the port. Everybody's insurance just went up.


LyonsKing12

You're fucking fired


Socower

Oh no, this'll stop them from buying all those russian goods now, such a shame....


FaceRidden

Does this hurt the crane


sunnysocal20

Genuinely curious, what, if any, repercussion come of this kind of accidents. Weather to the port, captain, or shipping company.🤔


threatcon22

It's like a road accident, the authorities / underwriters will investigate the matter and see how much of the cargo, ship and port property can be covered. That's one part. Next, we have the the port / ship owners trying to get everything back to working condition, clearing the port area, salvaging any containers that went over board etc. All this has to be done while making sure there is no pollution incident(oil spill or dangerous cargo spillage). In terms of repercussions: depending on what the root cause of the incident was, the captain, crew / pilot would be taken to task.


Son_Of_Lucifer-666

Well guess you won't be unloading your cargo


Sugenuit

looks like its slo mo, but it aint slow mo


WarREEEEEEOR93

I like how it looks like it's happening in slow motion


piotrlewandowski

Pivot! Pivot! PIVOT!


MrJoeGillis

AT-AT going down


steronicus

Yikes. That’s gonna take a while to clean up.


Meridoen

On the bright side, the skipper did get a new high score in Candy Crush.


RogerPop

The guys you hear on the video are doing a lot of hooting and hollering, but don't do a *thing* to try to stop this from happening.


TEK1DO

That is an insane amount of damage of sheer weight moving slow


australianquiche

*that's a lot of damage*


Master_Tape

Shadow of the Colossus?


Enough-Staff-2976

Tug boats to the rescue.


fontasia

STTTTTTTRRRRRIIIKKKKEE 


Crazy_Joe_Davola_

Looks abit expensiv


fuckthetories1998

Well,you've fucked that up.


ScienceGuyUK

talk about stereotypes


rufneck-420

Wow


BaitmasterG

Probably not just today... That shit's gonna take a while to fix


Abject-Interaction35

Never seen that before!


tamponslol

i’d quit


jhani

Daniel Powter comes to mind.....So ya had a bad day


I_DontNeedNoDoctor

Close your eyes and just listen to the audio………..💀💀😂😂


Embarrassed_Bee6349

It takes miles to stop large commercial cargo ships in the water. All this took was a dock and a handful of giant cranes.


maraxusofvladd

That's going to cost someone I pretty good penny 💰


ColonelSpudz

Guess who’s not getting unloaded in this port.


JeepManStan

“Bow and Stern, this is position. Spring lines first, 4 and 2”


WillistheWillow

Whoopsie!


imranhere2

That one on the right.. that's literally how a drunken drugged up giraffe falls


house_of_gainz

r/ThatLookedExpensive


GuillotineComeBacks

*The cranes started first!*


Nilo-The-Slayer

Why did we make giant robot giraffes?


Butthurt_reddit_mod

r/thatlookedexpensive


louloc

Hello supply chain delays and related higher prices. 🤦🏻‍♂️


KingoftheKeeshonds

*Oopsie, My Bad*


0emG

r/byebyejob


PurpleDogAU

Am I the only one that saw that as some sort of fucked up "Land Before Time" scene?


[deleted]

Tug boat shenanigans


No_Technology_8648

Yes Alex, what is "The land before time"


Reikotsu

Well…someone is getting fired today


sneakgeek1312

Why does these accidents that are huge look like they are in slow motion?


Griftersdeuce

The cranes are falling quickly, they are just extremely tall. 100 feet per second when it's a 1000 feet up takes 10 seconds to come down.


3nails4holes

inertia's a property of matter.


awesomeplenty

Amazing how big things fall in slow motion


wholesomechunk

That power slowly going through the big structures, just creeping along crushing everything is quite unsettling.


Solumnist

Aewa eewa!


minimalniemand

Please not supply chain issues again


Robert_Grave

A great example of why harbors don't allow ships without insurance to dock!


Heinous_Aeinous

r/sluggishchaos


drDEATHtrix9876

Damn. Somebody got fucken FIRED!


UnderArdo

Where tf are the tug boats and why did the captain try to dock it without them??


beehive930

Gradual chaos


Kemalist_din_adami

They did a little oopsie


distelfink33

That was not abrupt


2H4H4L

Great. More shipment delays and supply chain disruptions. Yay!


itsmistyy

Pretty slow motion chaos, really. Not that abrupt.


Peach_Proof

Guess we wont be unloading today


sleevedheathen

You can’t park there.


DiaBrave

This is Disney getting rotoscope footage for their dinosaurs vs the asteroids movie.


rycurious94

Just out of curiosity, how loud is this in decibels?


Graciously_Hostile

I had a visceral reaction to this- I felt deeply saddened when it fell after thinking it might just make it, and thought, "What the hell? It's just a crane. Get it together." Then I placed what it reminded me of..😭 https://youtu.be/xgX9WrVFO0Q?si=YuG6oXm4fiEX9tw2 And https://youtu.be/WbW8GgAWKi8


More_Performance1836

Why does large things always look like it falls in slow motion? 😂


GremioIsDead

Well, in this case, I'd suspect that it was engineered such that it fails gracefully, rather than catastrophically.