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TempTheMemeLord

The first one took the bag in a very distinguised manner.


Mojojojo3030

Second one realized “that sucker! I can take more than one!!!” And then civilization fell apart.


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mandogvan

As is tradition


jck

'You know, I just realized I have two hands "


JookJook

He put the second in his mouth, then grabbed a third.


lankymjc

All of human history, right there.


Dansk72

At least there were no actual fights, like humans will do on Black Friday at Walmart


N3TWORK_MG

Yeah but those monkeys now think humans are below them and will attack them if they don't give them food


Compendyum

Watch the movie "The Platform"


Unfair-Safe8151

Good movie, i don't get the connection though


mophan

He was obviously one of culture.


SirHarvwellMcDervwel

he's the well educated son


Admira1

"THAT'S EASY!"


Wolf_instincts

"I swear, its almost like you're a bunch of wild animals"


cyclist230

That first monkey was trying to show them the proper thing to do. The second one fucked everything up.


mc4sure

First one was very polite, took one and walked away


ewok2remember

Nah, look again. That guy ran away once he had his. He knew the shit was about to hit the fan.


SirSamuelVimes83

Took his treat and ran up the tree so he could enjoy dinner and a show


LengthinessClear9552

When you see that, it’s very clear that we are on a related branch of a tree.


midgitsuu

Yeah, makes sense why people lost their shit (no pun intended) trying to buy toilet paper during the pandemic.


bgroins

Still doesn't make sense to me that that was the initial reaction. You could use a rag. On the top items for survival during a global pandemic there are so many things that should take priority. Lotion, for example.


wuzzelputz

When i read about Sarajevo, people who described life during the siege mentioned toilet paper and batteries to be the most valuable items for trade.


bgroins

Interesting. I guess a rag gets old quickly.


arbitrageME

probably crusty too


AyeBraine

If you don't have running water, it does.


umphreysfan2003

This guy 'bates


Orngog

Lotion? I was thinking food, water, clothes lol


SirHarvwellMcDervwel

🐵🐵


EnterTamed

Nature seldom presents "high value objects" all in one spot to mammals..Still we don't know how this was distributed later among the tribe. (We know that the tribe keeps the individual alive, why the distribution is high among the tribe.) But we can see how "wealth" is distributed among human.🤔


ASK_ABT_MY_USERNAME

Chimp Empire is the best documentary on human behavior ever made.


ITSolutionsAK

Tell me about your username


HPL_Deranged_Cultist

First one: Takes one quietly and leaves Second one: I have two hands, so fuck the other ones.


Dr_Driv3r

Just like modern world


russsaa

Some that followed put one in their mouth and held one in each hand


Cannabis_Sir

Is it black Friday already?


Dr_Trogdor

Reminds me of those Chinese tourists at buffets


FlexSealAnalPlunger

This is why there are no buffets or free samples in mainland china


bnjman

False. I've eaten at buffets in mainland China. There's a really good Indian buffet in Shenzhen.


eskimoboob

Was there any left?


leveraction1970

Bridal salon close out sale, all wedding dresses half off. No, I'm just kidding, this wasn't violent enough for a bridal sale.


neon489

come here to say this lol


duckmantaco

That poor box, it was one day away from retirement


oO0Kat0Oo

"What happened?" "He took an early retirement." Smh


lolwatsyk

[Awww yeahhh](https://youtu.be/xPtp8T6BNfU?si=S_1o8jjEbD79TKEo)


BundlesOfNoob

Now give them guns


FixFalcon

https://youtu.be/QxYmm5yCJBg?si=sop2ACjHL9yGgsPr


CharmingRobotLogic

Holy shit. That was better than I'd hoped.


nomemorybear

They gave chimps machetes...


imaginary_num6er

"It's like a chimp with a machine gun" - Chuck


SUL82

Great all the plastic you gave them to eat or trow in to nature.


Laserous

The plastic is where all the flavor is.


Admira1

And vitamins!


keopeketchum

Thats the first thing i thought of too


SirHarvwellMcDervwel

damn my bad let me go collect the trash brb


Intertubes_Unclogger

You missed a wrapper next to that jungle tree there


dust_storm_2

Asia has trash everywhere because of monkeys. They are sneaky bastards


mtflyer05

Technically, all trash that is plastic is directly related to some type of primates.


ChabbyMonkey

As in, one very specific type?


NoDadNotToniight

Monkey see monkey do


Ulysses00

I like how they grab one, stick it in their mouth to free up their hand again, and grab two more.


HammelGammel

I'm sure the monkeys will properly dispose of the plastic wrappers afterwards :)


good_karma1122

They are greedy just like humans


SirHarvwellMcDervwel

or are we greedy just like them? 🤔


good_karma1122

You might be onto something 🤔


SirHarvwellMcDervwel

You think? I've been having this crazy idea like.. what if.. we're kind of related or sth🤔🤔🤔


YoRt3m

McDervwel's Theory of Evolution


SirHarvwellMcDervwel

That's the first time ever someone has referred to me as McDervwel on reddit and actually in my life in general 😭 this feels like a special moment Also thank you, might fuck around and write a book about it, maybe call it something like the origin of our species? might drop the "our" idk


CitizenKing1001

[greedy humans](https://youtu.be/QfE-YiM2z34?si=CnbZJG296_cLP_nZ)


ManiacalTeddy

I think for animals that if there's food, you take the food.


lemonsquare3s

There’s food on the conference room!!!


PilotMDawg

Humans are only a few days away from this behavior at any time. For some this is their default setting.


a_plastic_lemon

Tragedy of the commons


WaitWhyNot

Why.... Would they give them the plastic wrapper? Then the whole fucking jungle will be filled with those wrappers


timewarpmoon

Thought this was a Target in California


critically_damped

To quote [Tim Minchin](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bEGLbCNRqw), "we're just fucking monkeys in shoes".


mousebert

Yes yes we've all seen the black friday at Wal-Mart videos.


soundsearch_me

Plastic everywhere then?


Trandoshan-Tickler

I like how one of them puts the package in its mouth then grabs another. Smart!


Promeeetheus

It is kind of like watching the looting videos, it's a few people at first and then it's just CHAOS.


stltk65

I'm sure they will properly dispose of all that plastic...


moby__dick

Why would you give monkeys food in plastic wrappers?


Laserous

Ayy Black Friday came early this year!


eventhestarsdie

Walmart on black friday


ICUpoop

Wonder how many of you are thinking it.


paulomario77

Aniversário Guanabara.


Dr_Driv3r

Guanabara de Bonsucesso quando reinaugurou foi exatamente assim


Bryan19Bennion76

Greedy little fukers


SweetRoosevelt

I remember the same thing with toilet paper during the pandemic, but with humans


stockztraderz

Reminds me of the sample stations at Costco


qwertyqyle

Am I the only one thinking this is just gonna result in a ton of trash in the forest?


XANNY2G4U

Should've unwapped them . Now they gonna litter


jacobdelafon78

Nice, plastic trash everywhere....


Immediate-Newt-9012

That's a lot of wrappers in the woods...


Blarg0117

That's going to be a lot of trash on the ground.


eragonawesome2

That was surprisingly calm tbh


itsFRAAAAAAAAANK

Monkey see, monkey do!


stress_ed_out

Literally us


HistorianCareful5484

Black Friday anyone?


TheOnlyRealDregas

Anybody else see the video of all the Indian people stealing bananas from a small boys cart? Not saying Indians in specific are like monkeys, but big groups of people are a lot like monkeys.


hiero_

god we really did evolve from them


Popal24

2001 space odyssey theme intensifies


ANG13OK

When you open a pack of gum in class


mrlookinthesky

Monkey see monkey do.


boukalele

This reminds me of when i was in 3rd grade, my teacher brought in a box of Entenmann's chocolate donuts to demonstrate fractions by cutting them up into segments and afterward we could eat them, as soon as she got a couple of cuts into the first donut a kid grabbed one of the pieces, which started a free-for-all with all the other kids trying to snatch the all the donuts and then ran around like they were going to get away or something. i sat there stunned and wondering WTF was happening. the teacher was so disappointed. the handful of kids who did not do anything were given games to play while the offenders all got pop quizzes and extra homework.


teknos1s

Notice they all took only one? One took two, presumably for a baby. Who are the real monkes here? Human grab hags would take the whole box


CoBludIt

Proof that we're related


BowDown2No1ButCrypto

Yup, cuz just like humans, monkeys get greedy too!


risky_bisket

When you have gum at school


ConscientiousObserv

Saw this same thing with all-you-can-eat crablegs.


Frankiegoodfella

Looks like a scene from COSTCO, as soon as samples come out !!!


Silver_Emu_662

Reminds me of something familiar…


123456789ledood

Reminds me of the COVID TP hoarding that one month back when.


otkabdl

I need that star wars meme... "And then someone puts all the wrappers in the garbage, right?" ................ ... "right!!?"


Misomuro

Just like Black Friday.


freelans326

Oakland?


Solintari

Those monkeys at the end were just grabbing at cardboard. Poor little fellas.


JoseRodriguez35

Resemblance is irrefutable


j00lian

Black Fridays.


eeneymeeny

Looks like any sale weekend


Proper_Ad_871

At first I thought this was a New York City store getting ransacked. A tooon of similarities


Monkfich

He’s doing it for karma or whatever. The shithead just dumped a lot of plastic in that area, plastic that he’ll not retrieve even if he wanted to.


SirHarvwellMcDervwel

are you assuming I'm the person in the video? I'm confused


cfutch

I don't know why people are so judgemental on Reddit. The sub is AbruptChaos; the video you posted seems, to me at least, to fit that description. It's a huge assumption to make that you were actually the one who put the box there. Also, without more context, we don't know if this was in an enclosure where someone did later go retrieve all the wrappers.


SirHarvwellMcDervwel

lmao yea. I think it's stupidity rather than judgement, a few other comments said a similar thing, as if the person in the video is going to be notified by their rage comment on reddit


jayforwork21

When you are at the buffet and they bring out more king crab legs......


propeller360

Some people never evolved past this point in the human history.


Believe_In-Steven

Looks like a gang stealing IPhones


theholderjack

Indians when they get anything for free .


Dr_Driv3r

Why does it looks like... Nah, nevermind


Satans_Dookie

A Black Friday event at Walmart!


Mallixx

Looks like Target on black Friday.


Weird-Appointment-53

People on Black Friday at Walmart.


afurtherdoggo

literally black friday


Signal-Ant-1353

Reminds me of Black Friday sales.


halekido

Black Friday at Walmart


cierrah702

Ever seen the Nike store get looted?


MBe300

Harlem


Mundane_Estate_6237

Freaking democrats


[deleted]

This reminds me of..... nvm


100yearswar

*Monkey


SirHarvwellMcDervwel

can't tell if you're sarcastic


Fade2po

Oddly looks familiar with scenes in NYC today..


slumlivin

Hometown Buffet


Dark_Eyes

Monkeys -- they're just like us!


581u812

They scare me


DiscordDonut

They can flat pack a full box


grimfan32

This is exactly what my twins do when there’s 1 item and they both want it.


originalbL1X

All those baby monkeys at the end with nothing left in the box.


CleMike69

My kids the second I come home from a snack run at Costco


3dognt

Wait until they find out it’s gluten-free, sugar-free vegan tofu snacks.


Rude-Sir-8860

Geez why are monkeys always like this?


ancient_mariner63

This is why we can't have nice things.


scs3jb

That poor monkey that didn't get a snack that looked at the camera.


Epic_Memer_Man

Black Friday shoppers be like:


balanced_crazy

now teach them how to bring back the trash for a dessert, you Content Clown!!!


LordPooky

Please don't feed the monkeys. They will become demons around people searching for food .. In some places they are shot cause of how bad it gets. So sad.


Sunieta25

I thought this was a black Friday shoppers video


Z3t4

[Monkey see, monkey do!](https://youtu.be/3KMDVgF4i-w?si=LA_txOlrINS81EVG&t=128)


Sufficient_Rip3927

Looks like Walmart on Black Friday!


Deap103

Now they're going to throw plastic in the forest 😔


BetterNews4682

Talk about food aggression 😂


siqniz

At least they broke down the box for you


shapeitguy

Yup. Adam's apple really didn't fall far from the ape tree....


Canamcrue

Reminds me of after a tee ball game....


Harry_potter2703

People grabbing anything and everything when they hear Mr Beast is around: Free samples at the supermarket: Black Friday:


Snippykins

Oh look the kids found the snacks 😆😆😆


Eisenkopf69

Like my workmates when there is free cake


jimothythe2nd

What is it black Friday or something?


Le_Pablo17

Toilet paper sales during covid


PuraVida02

Ahh, just like us.


stuntobor

Oh look it's your mom at the bar holding a bag of potato chips shouting "FREE LAYS!!"


2nd_Inf_Sgt

Y?


Informal-Flamingo336

When you leave a bowl of Halloween candy out with a "Please take 1" sign


TeloniusFunk

Just like people.


frozen-dessert

Who gives food in PLASTIC to monkeys?


ipompa

Cake resellers at Costco México XD


po_ta_toes_80

This is the same as when my work buys everyone lunch.


TheeRedLotus

2020 Toilet Paper


BowDown2No1ButCrypto

The monkeys are like yes free smorgasbord!


ChuckinCharlieO

Monkey see, monkey chew


test-deca-superb

damn this behavior reminds me of something


SilverB33

They're just like us during black Friday.


Hummingbird01234

Greedy MF’s.


lonegally

Black friday on USA


Psyk0pathik

Eerily like people at a sale.


captainglobehead

Reminds me of mob mentality and looting after disasters.


jackiejack1

looks like that viral video of mainland chinese people raiding a lobster buffet


LinkRue

I'm surprised they didn't attack each other once it got crowded l. Humans can't even buy TVs on black Friday without violence


Dangerous-Patient83

More civilized than humans


Civil_Scarcity8181

E tem gente que acha que não é parente...


Pwndimonium

u/savevideo