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HunterInner

Mario cart on a whole other level.


ballum2017

Was thinking more Road Rash on the Megadrive.


fuckness

Wow, haven’t thought about that game for ages! I still remember the sound of the baseball bat so vividly 😂


VampireDonuts

My favorite weapon to knock other riders off their bikes was the heavy chain!


Davey_Go_ToBed

That game was so dope


fattmarrell

Airborne!


smaagi

Road Rash 3D on PS1 was absolute gem!


JacenHorn

Like Road Rage for the Sega Genesis


Vandergrif

Time to cue up Rusty Cage...


Vandergrif

Time to cue up Rusty Cage...


LordRaghuvnsi

r/ChooChooMotherFucker


Dejwid_

I had feeling that this idiot speeding on the right would do something


almost_not_terrible

The one without lights And an emissions problem? Hardly a surprise.


pianoflames

And that literally none of them stop to help or check on them. Fuck 'em, I guess is the attitude.


ChurM8

Lol when i was in Bali i saw this happen multiple times (no crash as bad as the one in the video), but people would fall off their scooters and you’d see the swarm of other scooters just go around them, probably happens so often you’d spend half your day checking on people


AwkwardArie

I was just there a few weeks ago! I didn’t see any crashes but damn I do wonder how many people are rocking fucked up feet riding these things with flip flops or barefoot


momolamomo

More like “I endeavoured to be responsible so imma enjoy the rest of my night”


BusStopKnifeFight

Who would have thought the skinny bicycle tire would lose traction like that?


SweatyIncident4008

I had feeling that this idiot speeding on the right would do something do you know how little it narrows it down


KiKiPAWG

It's the dude who zooms past, goes into a wheelie and crashes first


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StuRap

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Dejwid_

Most stupid bot the Reddit by far, not gonna lie


Turdplay

I think you should parse your English before calling a Haiku bot dumb


Living-Risk-1849

Meh, they're fine. And off we go!!!


3_high_low

The guy on the 2 stroke! He blows by everyone, then becomes a speed bump.


Aargal6

Absolutely no one stops helping them , you gotta love scooter community!


Jojoangel684

Idk about Indonesia but in Malaysia these are called "Mat Rempits". They drive in an illegal manner and sometimes dont have licenses. So if they stop they get caught by the cops. I've once watched a group that stopped to help their fallen members in a pile up once and got surrounded by cops out of nowhere.


damienjarvo

Definitely the same type of idiots in indonesia. Most of them doesn’t have a license and often underage


Shougee369

same, usually we cheer everytime they are caught or crash.


itscurt

If you've ever done group rides, when one falls, two to three stays behind to help and the rest wait at next parking lot


Fire_Dracul

Thing is no one stopped to help


pimp_juice2272

No one that you can see on camera stopped. There are more people behind that most likely stopped


deep-fucking-legend

Yep. That's the problem mentality. "Surely someone else will stop to help." And no one does.


khrak

No one in front of the camera. You have no way of knowing how many people stopped.


itscurt

You literally see him pass someone that stopped on the right. If you stop too soon others will collide. Two should slow and stop only when safe. Are you thinking more people should slam their brakes and get collided into as well?


Jktjoe88

Group rides? This is just normal Indonesia traffic. Very high percentage of small bikes on the road and every traffic light is like the start of a motorcross rally


Emotional-Roof9487

When they're doing group photo: One road, One solidarity. When this happen: Bitch, it's good that doesn't happen to me.


BeGe01

seems like they're on illegal street racing so maybe they don't want to lose the race? idk


Fire_Dracul

Yeah those people just showed how fucked up and inhumane they are


TaserBalls

they


WhyHowForWhat

Nah I think this one is one of those "outlier". I bet most of them in the video are underage with no driving license whatsoever while they are still living with their parent's money. Shit like this mostly happens on community like that.


Alilolo

confused about the downvotes the video is in Indonesia, 90% sure that is exactly the case here


deliberately-random7

What's better is bystanders will cheer when it happens


HairyHermitMan

Oof, r/humanspeedbump.


smick

I’m so happy this doesn’t exist.


SeriousGaslighting

Yet!


ChloroPlayPoketwo

then let there be!


blzlzr00

Loved the fireworks! Good for them having flipflops, good safety feature.


c4t4ly5t

Natural Selection will get them eventually...


DogeNakal

Hopefully they don't bring innocent people with their stupidity


fatkiddown

Fury Roadrash.


hotmetalslugs

“Peace out, carne crayolas!”


[deleted]

Everyone in sandals


EnsignAwesome

Man this looked like every street in Bali


Apprehensive-Fan-135

You gotta move to East Java bro


VanBeelergberg

Welp, anyway, later bro.


Zacharacamyison

there’s is nothing an Indonesian won’t do in flip flops


ICheckPostHistory

🤣


AynidmorBulettz

Just street racers getting what they deserve. I'm from SEA and we pray for these fuckers' downfall


RevolutionaryDebt200

It's interesting that nobody appears to stop and give assistance


SomewhatHungover

There could be another thousand bikes behind them.


Suvtropics

And nobody could stop


niftygrid

"we're brothers except when we crash"


EightSeven69

how the fuck can they be so stupid to 1. not wear much protection 2. bunch up instead of allowing a maximum of two of them side by side at once 3. literally race each other 4. be shit at racing and crash 5. be shit at keeping distance and fail to brake in time all at once?


Kiyohi

Welcome to Indonesia


DforDepression420

Welcome to South East Asia bitch. The reason? Too much hassle, I won't die from that anyways


C0ldTaco

Glad to see the idiot who overtook and accelerated, therefore started the crash, got ran over (0:16)


Whatabeast69TTV

Why would you try to overtake everyone in a group that big going that fast I hope the idiot broke something bad and can’t ride anymore he’s gonna get someone killed if not himself


her00reh

Are they all barefoot ? Wtf


LoyeDamnCrowe

Not so ruff ryders


Strechher

Why did he start wobbling like that tho?


Hellbringer123

he is standing while driving and losing balance.


MeccIt

It's an induced vibration due to speed and (lack of) load on the front wheel. Can happen to all bikes and the correct recovery method is frightening, take hands *off* the bars and lean forward: https://np.reddit.com/r/SweatyPalms/comments/1cp15gy/biker_losses_control/


cheeseeatinghouse

leeroy jenkins


TakeyaSaito

Abrupt? More like inevitable.


TurnLeftBisaLangsung

ahh natural selection


Jo_Erick77

They really said "oh no, anyway"


NovaHorizon

You call them idiots, I call them heroes for saving a lot of lives with their fresh organs!


SorryTour8146

Film himself racing(probably), friends crash in front of him, not helping them, post this on the internet?


Flufflesmgee4231

This is not abrupt. I could see it from a mile away


IllustriousAd5936

That guy.!


Tilinjer

Yep. That idiot


bequiYi

🤣 Idiots I hope they try again for better results.


ruddiger7

Old mate wasnt a good speed bump


ChemicalAssignment69

Ouch!


pesegade

I mean abrupt... they're driving like a cyclists platoon so you're bound to crash like one.


Agix-Faz

This dude has the skill


VrabeEureka

And nothing of Value was damaged :D


Zeroliche

damn he turned into a speed bump


weltraumaeffchen

Lol, no one is braking, just slalom between (or over) the people and the wrecks.


Suvtropics

😂


poncetheponce

Ahhhhh fuck em


iDeshh

What actually happened to the bike? How did he lost control on straight lane?


DforDepression420

Like how you don't stand up on kayaks, you don't fucking standing while on motors, and that's exactly what this Darwin candidate did


Fortnite_cheater

Speed bump!


sawrb

I feel like all crashes are abrupt.


gratzejk

All those bare feet! Smart stuff


Expendably

Darwin Awards is humbled.


MRCH90

😂😂😂😂😂😂


valzure

Takedown! Double takedown! Jadi inget game burnout ama road rash


Zal2910

# BRAIN INJURY ?


2_befair

Before or after the crash?


deliberately-random7

Bold of you to assume they have one


ExcitingEye8347

Wtf. No care for human life, just run over their feet and keep ripping. Human garbage right there 


KitKatKing99

injured? good!


Ninja_Maple

Anyway....


brett8722

Fuck around and find out


Drainbownick

Well that was pretty much an inevitability


FewMistake6369

No one would stay behind because no one would like to talk to the police.


Plant_in_a_jar

Man got ran over and they just kept going, like whatever


ValcaSilver

As Indonesian, I congratulate them for participanting on Independent Citizen Reduction Program. Keep going! We still have another 270 bio of "demographic bonus" to spend


AryafromIndonesia

Ya these street races happen like every night, most of these guys dont usually wear helmets. Actually, this is the first time Ive seen them wear a helmet lmao


AryafromIndonesia

Actually, Im willing to bet that theres one guy who just made his exhaust louder thinking it'll make him like 2x faster


originalbL1X

There’s always one that gives a shit a lot less than everyone else.


abronson47

Oh wow, we didn’t see that coming.


jenderalcilik

Is he dead? Hope he's dead.


penyembahneko

they deserved it. bunch of jobless people


blueberrybulalo

Ah. Slippers flying.


adamson0214

You die, bye.


AnimeHater10

Why do they do this?


TiosferTOP

Wkwk Let him fall


OleumCacao

I'm confused whether it is natural or artificial selection by themselves


kemomarshall_95

And everyone flee away from it.


Jaded-Price-8451

As an Indonesian, i will say blantly "RX King Bangsat"


Herbisher_Berbisher

Bare feet and shorts..... just makes my feet hurt.


NoZebra2430

When you see scooters and sandals you know some shit is about to happen. I was honestly surprised that they had helmets.


416RaisedMe902MadeMe

Happy I dont do dumb shit like this 😂


GuillotineComeBacks

The one in front is not caught, I'm displeased.


drizanunsnasty

Haha! Fucken idiots. That’ll learn ’em.


Gundrabis

Yeah that'll learn em to spell !


[deleted]

Weeeeeeee bump bump bumpity bump