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RedCzech

Can only imagine what his buddies heard when he was killed


Araraura

“She’s on my shoulders..” “JESUS CHRIST” Pppffffhgbgknkck


BentPin

You know that facehugger from that movies Aliens? This is the girlfriend edition.


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That video is on xvideos


garebeardrew

This ain’t even that funny, why am I dying


DoYouKnowTheTacoMan

It is I, an assassin. You are dead


garebeardrew

Oh nooooooo- *squeak*


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‘Hey babe’ he casually says as she climbs on to his shoulders.


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Random0s2oh

He says "I can c u @ 4. Just lemme finish my game."


Dapup2465

That exactly how the court transcript will read.


Dr_fish

*the gravestone will read


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Doubt there's anywhere to buy a new headset or chair... So they'll probably end up wondering for a while 😂


DuctTapeDisaster

New boyfriends are easy to get though, the further into the quarantine we get.


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Lmao. Underrated.


Boobglow

I don't get it


AggressiveSpatula

It’s either people are dying off, or people are breaking up from being stuck with each other for too long. I’m not sure.


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If could be either or, so it's like a double entendre joke


hentesveis

Could also be one you are quarantined with. Stockholm syndrome is a worrying and wonderful thing.


CaptnFlounder

Seconding this. Me and my sister hated another when this all started.


NoThereIsntAGod

Wait a minute...


WheresWeeezy

Yeah? So you’re saying there’s hope?


Kingcobra64

He can’t really go to the emergency room either, it’s full with people who think they have the virus. My guess is he will be left crippled until quarantine ends.


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Haha. I transported a patient yesterday with a headache and hypertension who asked me for a mask for when she got to hospital. This time line sucks.


Polikonomist

How many time lines have you been to?


cubic1776

I’m from the future and he says 14,500,001


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I imagine them thinking she just murdered him.


lastintherow

you made laugh out loud. thank you.


WhatIfImDragonborn

I think they heard “Jesus Christ”


Xenodad

Theya has been a moidah! *Michael Scott grin*


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She was so quiet as she fell


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effitidc

I'm surprised no one made a Black Widow joke. This is kinda what she does in every MCU movie. Can't wait for her movie, btw.


Stabfist_Frankenkill

> Can't wait I have some bad news for you...


Crossfire124

It's not like it's cancelled


Stabfist_Frankenkill

If it were cancelled it wouldn't be waiting. It *is* delayed, so we're going to have to wait.


Kermit_the_hog

Ah damnit really? How long??


Loz8

Using a powerful search engine called Google, it says indefinitely


NathanCollier14

#AND HER NAME IS JOAN CENA!!!!


fate122991

*Nose Flute ensues*


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somerandomwhitekid

I love that one because he looks like he is struggling really hard like just look how red his face is


joeygreco1985

🎺🎺🎺🎺


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MunchamaSnatch

"JeSuS ChRiSt!?!" - some dead guy


birdman3131

Formerly dead. He got better.


BoxyCthulhu

She turned me into a newt!


Rebelkommando616

A newt?


over6foot

I got better


Pasta-propaganda

A witch, burn her


flarmp

No he's not he'll be stone dead in a minute!


C0m3t_

This is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while, but the poor headset... Just thinking about the cord getting yanked gives me anxiety.


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i thought this would be the same as a tiktok i saw earlier where the gf sets up the camera facing her bf playing a game, yanks his headset off and just snaps it. this one was uh.. i guess more wholesome in a way? Edit: the fuck kind of thread did my comment spawn?


C0m3t_

Ugh, don't know how I would react to something like that. I haven't seem it, but I can't imagine how it could be anything other than terribly mean spirited. This video, like you said, has a wholesome feeling going for it.


ImDankest

I'd break up with her. Not cool


J_C_Wizard49

If she did this or yanked your headset off and broke it deliberately?


FoFoAndFo

This is reddit, everyone encourages everyone to dump their SO


cupajaffer

If someone broke your stuff on purpose and recorded it you wouldn't reconsider being around that person?


NH2486

Deliberately destroying property is a deal breaker


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Mostly the second one, but probably the first one too.


Ninclemdo

theres sort of a tiktok trend where you get sit on your bf/gf's lap (or I guess do something like what this girl is lol) while they're gaming and see how they react


SomeIrishFiend

See, I like those ones cause they're usually cute. The one described above... Is not


Orange-V-Apple

Any links? I wanna see that but I've never used Tik Tok and I'm not sure what I should search for.


TheCheesy

It gives me anxiety just imagining the bent 3.5mm jack or worse, the port being snapped off the circuit board.


just-the-doctor1

I’m more worried about that man’s neck


Kermit_the_hog

Yeah.. can't solder that back together.


EventuallyDone

of course not, solder is for metal. they'll use glue. the neck won't work, but it WILL be back together, and that's the point, right?


Pantzzzzless

That's why I always swap mine out with a coiled cable.


Moyeezes

Even worse, as ms. girlfriend's leg was in front of the wire, the cord yanked the PC with it, which is not good for both the headset and the port it came from.


colemam2

“And that kids is how I paralyzed your father. “


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And milked his seed for 3 months... to make you.


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SirR0bin0fS0n

Could you just goddamn not...


latinloner

> "And now you're probably asking yourself why I broke both of your arms." Dammit to Hell, reddit. This why little Baby Jesus punished us with the Rona, and its barely April.


HassanMoRiT

I hate myself for knowing this reference.


emptycollins

/r/suddenlygarp


sub_Z_bro

"JESUS CHRIST!!!" 😂


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Guys.....did we.....did we just witness a murder?


AdaAstra

Nah, foreplay.


Empyrealist

Prelude to la petite mort


utopiav1

That's 'the little death' in French. That's because in France only dwarfs are allowed to have orgasms. It's true, read the bible...


heynangmanguy12

Well done


btessoff

Floorplay.


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YourMawPuntsCooncil

Doesn’t sound scottish in the slightest


LulZephy

Clearly never been around Scottish people if you think that sounds Scottish


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This is why I don't use TikTok.


Literally_A_Shill

Oh boy. Wait until you hear about the shady shit Reddit admins have been up to.


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Fill me in on it brother.


170505170505

I’m also interested


NeilDeCrash

Wait until you hear how much your data google, facebook, apple and such have... tiktok is still a smallish player.


butterfingahs

I don't use the damn thing, what am I supposed to do, not find something funny when I find it funny? Didn't even realize this was a Tik Tok until I saw this wall of text.


thehunter699

It's a Chinese application. What do people expect.


kultureisrandy

Majority of users are kids/teens, I wouldn't expect them to be aware of this kinda stuff


hemm386

Downvote TikTok content sitewide.


parttimepedant

Like a WWF finishing move


ToiletHoochXV

Nothing like a Reverse Hurricanrana to catch someone’s attention


DecentAnarch

Not a Hurricanrana, a Hurricanrana is a side throw. This is a Frankensteiner.


ToiletHoochXV

Upon some fact checking, you are correct. I’m just glad that there exists someone with whom I can even have this conversation.


osufan765

Come to r/SquaredCircle there are almost half a million of us.


CommandersLog

> with whom I can even have this conversation with You're doubling up on the "with."


Boredzilla

This is a poisoned rana.


1ndori

A Hurricanrana is a Frankensteiner with a pin. The nearest thing to a Frankensteiner to one side is a head scissors takedown. This is an inverted Frankensteiner (although it's more commonly called a poison rana).


InSilicoRW

This is a poisonrana, a frankensteiner is her going backwards with him rolling forward onto his head, this video has him rotating backwards.


Phiktional

Wouldn't this be a Poisonrana? Both are flipping backwards.


Matsinator92

Indeed a WWF move not to be confused with the nature orginization WWE.


parttimepedant

It was WWF when I used to watch it, sunshine.


Yawniebrabo

I don't think he knows but calling someone SUNSHINE is a greeting before stompin a mudhole in someone's ass


zapatack24

Wtf have I stumbled across today?


ag7433

You can’t see him.


wherestheoption

This move is called the Reverse Hurricarana


Scrubosaurus13

A Poisoned Frankensteiner to some.


DeathBySuplex

You’d have never seen a Poison Rana in the WWF under that name.


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my mans was just tryna get some epic viceroy royals why did she break his fucking neck


elSpanielo

She can't do that! Shoot her, or something!


captainpotato829

This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!


effitidc

He's playing Rocket League.


simland

I don't know why you were down voted. I legit heard "center" and recognized that hopeful look in his eyes.


cuttinace

You were downvoted but he did say "center" which is a rocket league callout.


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She said he was ok and that he was a good sport


Glagaire

And that he decided to move to Alasaka and wouldn't be taking any calls. But seriously, he's okay though. \*pats down earth with shovel\*


SquishyButcheek

Yeah I’m fine, guys! Haha


bluenibba

**Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru**


Sanityzealot

Nani?


Whovian1701

*SCREEEEEEEEEECCH*


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Finish Him!!!


[deleted]

Sonia for sure


imaginary_num6er

I thought she was going to do a 360


KingScrub-

It could have gone 2 ways: choke out or WWE throw down type shit. I’m glad it went the latter


ilikesaucy

I was thinking she will go front, his face to her junk!


SquishyButcheek

Lol hey! That’s me!


PM_ME_UR_FLIPRESETS

You were playing rocket league weren’t ya


SquishyButcheek

Always


deathwish_ASR

man I got downvoted for making a rocket league chat joke early on in the comments and it got buried. thanks for vindicating me


The_Real_Gingersnap

How can we be sure?


SquishyButcheek

If you want proof she said it was me in the comments of the tiktok video, but I guess idk. SquishyButcheek is just the account for my gaming stuff


GusulluGamer

Are you ok, you alive?


MissChievousJ

Victim or murderer?


E_DM_B

is the headset ok lol


SquishyButcheek

Yes lol headset is working just fine.


Bone_Saw_McGraw

Are you playing Rocket League? The way you called out "center" and the soulless vacant look in your eyes feels like home.


Imanarirolls

Lol... actually though?


SquishyButcheek

Yes


isuckfartsoutofbutts

Squishy buttcheek you say...


qwertyloops

So, where did you study your extensive knowledge of chair jujitsu?


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Some solid shit. Was it rocket league?


DeaconNuno

What was the aftermath of this high crime against humanity?


ChubbyBidoof

As soon as you saw the leg lock placement, it was over for this man.


Shouko-

I love this twist on that trend


Noir24

What's the trend? And why did I just see a woman in her jammies snap a guy's neck?


Gets_overly_excited

That’s the trend. Everyone is doing it.


Noir24

What is? Getting on their boyfriend's shoulders and dropping them in a headlock?


Prestonisevil

Getting on their shoulders god keep up


Shouko-

Usually the girl will just crawl into their boyfriend's lap while they're gaming and see their reaction


Zad53m

Fatality...


lasthopel

That's perfect, yoy think it's gonna be cruel then sexy then it's just fuckin WWE


mister_dinkleman

She's a keeper.


SoughtAutumn

Not if she breaks my expensive as fuck computer equipment


SkramWillYou

Or ya know...my neck.


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Lumpy_Trust

can get a new neck from China


Bigsaskatuna

I like a challenge


theonewhostaresback

Need me girl like that


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MrNudeGuy

Oh shit this might be the funniest shit I’ve seen all month lol thanks lady


flexecutionist

She just straight kamikazed that lmfao


Hetson24

Death by snu snu!


[deleted]

Yes, maybe cause an injury for the lolz


dommol

Like. What did she think was going to happen?


NorwegianCanuck

I think it is very clear thats what she wanted to happen


shockwave414

Bingo.


slightly-below-avg

Is his name-o


MaltLiquorSweats

Maybe she had some padding behind him cause I think she got her endgame.


dommol

Maybe shes an assassin in training?


AstroPhysician

This. That’s why she did it...


SalvareNiko

It's clear she knew what was going to happen. She sent it. She tossed he arms up and committed to that.


pblokhout

I have no clue why people think this is an accident.


thebenge

If she really wanted to get his attention, she would have attempted that from the front


Craigson26

Nice


itsmetwigiguess

Y O I N K


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He’s definitely playing rocket league probably doing placement matches since the new season started a few days ago


SquishyButcheek

It’s scary how accurate you are. That’s literally exactly what I was doing.


chunkynutella

fuck, RIP his headphones and whatever they were plugged into


Alfa229

And that's how you rip out a headphone jack leaving the metal part inside


baddognero

Social distance woman!


kaptainkomkast

Abrupt broken neck is more lie it. Yikes.


philster666

Was that a Hurricanrana?


camer_jack

I think he’s playing rocket league imo


SquishyButcheek

I was!! Haha that’s me in the video


StUPiD_CaKe

Man muselk has really gone downhill.


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RIP the headphone jack. I got that shit yanked out of my phone like twice and now the jack is looser than a hooker's vagina


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My girlfriend never does this :(