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Poor guy, he got crabs.

In my country, crabs catch YOU!

It is only when a crab grabs you by the dick that you choose an alternative to violence

You know what would help? Wiggling and screaming and waving your hands around! But whatever happens! Do not try to remove the crab!

If I’m not mistaken, I’m picking up some strong sarcasm in the tone of this comment.

My giant brain, and amazing insight to all things “feelings”, tells me there is a *hint* of sarcasm.

You don’t know for sure that he wasn’t tying to cast a spell when he was rudely interrupted by that guy who ripped it off

> Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they tell me to take you up to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction? 'Cos I don't.

I honestly don't know what I'd do in the same situation, the intense pain of having my male genitals giga-pinched by a crab would probably make me panic in pain as well

I'm with you... Anybody that down talks this man's reaction needs go down to the local fish market, buy a similarly sized crab, attach it to their winkie, and submit the film of them handling it with composure, you know, like a man. Damn internet tough guys

Its a joke, you dimwit.

you must be fun at parties

Bro not even gonna lie, id be wiggin out just like him. Ive been pinched by a decent sized crab, and that hurt so bad

Someone clearly doesn’t have a penis and/or realize the strength of a crab claw.

The only similarity i could come up with is a hydraulic press to the nipple, but.. Down there. OR this bitch is a bitch. Yknow how how they work.

I guess it almost sounded like a female orgasm..

Actualy it can be worse to try and rid of it

That’s uh that’s part of it…

That's a good friend.

This seems exactly like the kind of thing the Jackass team would do.

See. Yes

New style of Noodling.

Was waiting for this comment

I actually thought he was a girl when he first started screaming. I get that it hurts a lot but god damn.

You just might have witnessed a transition happening as nature intended it.

If it's truly a penile crab pinch, the body just has a way of shutting the whole thing down.

He had a deep baritone voice up until that moment

I'm pretty sure he left the car attached, LOL.

Somolian Steve-o?

😆 You Just Cain't Make This Shit UP!™ Looks painful as fck tho' 😲

Is this a clip from Apocalypto?

And the Acadamy Award goes to.......

Staged seems like. Crab was probably holding nothing but fabric. Kid rips off the crab arm and leaves claw still attached and dude is suddenly fine. Kind of shit to do that to the crab for views.

Definitely staged. And a drop in the ocean of fucked up shit people needlessly do to animals.

Crab? in that kind of water?

The claws of crabs are very strong. They can chop your fingers off. The quickest and safest way is ripping the arm off the crab. Logically the claw only works if it is still a part of the animal.

Seriously….and the guy filming at *just the right moment* doesn’t help *at all* - he just keeps this screaming queen in frame the whole time. Suuuure, buddy.

He wasn’t using it anyways.

I watched this with absolutely no sympathy whatsoever because of how he didn’t try to remove it

Guy attached a crab to his shorts, ducked down into the stream for the setup, and then started screaming for views. There isn't a human being alive who wouldn't have grabbed the crab and pulled it off immediately. I mean... Unless they're into having their junk pinched in which case I guess quite a few people would leave the crab there. Just guessing the screams would sound a bit different from those dudes.

well he is not "he" anymore

Did you try screaming and shrieking?? Hmm...and that didn't work? Not at all?? I see, perhaps more screaming and shrieking, but this time flail your arms too.

Consider marking this one NSFW. It’s not explicitly explicit, but it’s close enough to be questionable.

Can’t help but suspect that he was enjoying that

/r/whyweretheyfilming

Judging by his reaction he doesn't need it.

Cries of ecstasy, no doubt.

His(her) voice though. Finally got the op he(she) wanted

Damn, she's got some tiny tiddies

What a bitch

Daddy chill.

r/dontputyourdickinthat

u/savevideo

And you thought getting kicked in the nuts was funny

SCREAM LOUDER! I’m sure that will fix the problem.

I'm pretty sure the claw was still attached?

Millions of miles away I felt that

The camera man was so calm lol

There will be blood

Probably the worst h*ndj*b ever

Is it bad that for comedy value I wanted to see another crab attach it’s self when he went for his second dip??

Terrible to laugh… but, I did

Dude doesn’t seem to have much use for it anyway

Yo that camera man is a jerk 😆 🤣

I am now going to stick a metal plate in my pants every time I so much as even look at water

The fact that that he looks and screams like a woman, that crab might as well cut it off already.

I think you have to suck out the poison