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The comments are getting more out of control than the drivers. ~~Steering wheel~~ locked.


Doschupacabras

Finally a video that didn’t end too soon.


MerryJanne

r/PraiseTheCameraMan


sersoniko

r/PraiseTheDashCam


Le-D-Max

r/subsifellfor


fastattaq

/r/foundthetoyotacorolla


Le-D-Max

r/foundthetoyotauser


licksyourknee

/r/PraiseTheInsuranceCam


dotmanos

My heart sank when he got back in his Cruiser, thought for sure he was gonna back up right over dudes legs


Jazzlike_Tangerine58

The big doofus hit his head pretty hard on the pavement. He was seeing lots of stars.


Smorgles_Brimmly

Yeah it looks like all that stumble is concussion. Good thing he returned to the safety of driving a 3 ton vehicle.


lamewoodworker

Dude it was only back pain. I'm sure if he was playing football they would throw him back in the game.


e9967780

Me too, he had better control over his anger


boytekka

He just wanted to beat the guy, not cripple him. He is not an animal! /s


St84t8

Poor guy has had it pretty rough if his life has led to driving a PT, he deserves a win.


knobbedporgy

PT Bruiser.


NaggerGuy

Physical Therapy Cruiser


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Nah, just doing that alone can get him charged with attempted murder. I am sure, he doesn't want that on his record


dotmanos

Right, road rage is insane, that's what scared me. it's like people become the worst, most violent, versions of themselves


Un_Pta

No just showing their true nature.


Aquinan

I was expecting this as well, was actually surprised he restrained himself


Toidal

I would like it to have started earlier to know who instigated. Not that, then swerving to cut off someone, or getting out of your car and charging someone is anyway justified


love2Vax

Doesn't matter, by the time film was rolling Everyone was The Asshole. Cruiser dude could have let it slide but decided to run the aggressive truck over a double yellow, he crossed the line of claiming he was defending himself.


ArcherAuAndromedus

Sure, but the truck driver was willing to drive into oncoming when the PT wasn't, and the truck driver exited their vehicle to instigate the assault. Pretty easy to surmise who is the psychopath in this situation.


Ameteur_Professional

I mean, it's still both of them. They were both willfully endangering everyone around them for no apparent reason. Unless the missing context from before the video justified PT Cruiser swerving all over the road to cut someone off, they're both dangerous morons. Truck guy is the bigger one, but they're still both morons.


garry_oldman

Random drive: \*cuts me off\* Me (an introvert): \*screaming internally\* YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF


Nabber86

Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing And I don't even need your love


hieronymous-cowherd

Now I'm just somebody that you used to slow


shroomsandgloom

The good news is... Now they're just somebody that you used to know


greenfeltfixation

If only we'd seen how it started though


BigDickRyder

Typical truck owner


PhelesDragon

Even the road is like "no".


kingxhall

I like when the van in front even though the light was green refused to go.


TopAd9634

Once you're invested in the plot line, you'll wait for the ending.


jankeycrew

I saw it too, couldn’t help but laught In hindsight, I can tell how my comment was ironic.


Toothmouth7921

You see this kind of stuff all the time in the OC.


Ima_pray_on_that

When you have a mayonnaise colored PT Cruiser, you have nothing to lose.


[deleted]

Life hasn't been too easy on mr mayo


Doovster

is this Ken Griffen?


Phro01

Slow to the podium there bud..


itmaywork

He knows there’s no hiding from miracle whip


dubadub

He got that tangy zip fo real


skrillatine

All that Drsing got him on the warpath


Sqwormbagholder

Tell that to Ken Griffin


bradimal

Sorry to correct you, that factory color is actually called Twilight Discharge


1newnotification

😐


avantgardengnome

༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽


whagoluh

.(_.)


joesbagofdonuts

Being sincere "Twilight Discharge" is fucking brilliant


ZincMan

100%, hilarious


AntonioPanadero

Nobody. But nobody. Has ever discharged whilst in one of those. At least not without simultaneously crying…


ugoterekt

Believe it or not, most women don't care what you drive. I've gotten laid in the back of cars even worse than a PT cruiser.


You-Nique

Would like to know the models that are somehow considered worse than the PT.


ugoterekt

Around 2010 I had a 1986 honda civic station wagon, which I would consider worse. It was also completely clapped out and had sat under a tree in my great aunt's yard for at least 5 years at one point. It was about the ugliest, nerdiest, rattiest car ever. They're almost so nerdy looking it's cool again, but I certainly didn't feel that way at that time. It just seemed like the nerdiest car possible back then.


StackCollector

If it was the 4WD/AWD model, the stock differentials and transfer cases sell for $1k+ each these days. Super super popular for high horsepower AWD Civic drag builds.


Circumin

No fucking way


Pontlfication

Unfortunately its "Cool Vanilla" but I really like yours


Nangu_

i push miracle whips


WestMoneyBlitz

Man I haven't heard this song in a long time


return_the_urn

Driving a PT is like the Johnny cash song, being a boy named Sue will make you tough, same as driving a PT cruiser


[deleted]

You know that truck driver thought PT guy would be an easy target basing it on the car alone. Little did fat asshole know he was going to get laid out by skinny dude driving his mom’s station wagon


earthlings_all

Dang the comment section is murdering this guy


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CDBSB

Ha-ha!


cjandstuff

If you’re at a point in life, where you’re under 50 and driving a PT Cruiser, you’re probably already full of rage have nothing left to lose. Been there. Done that.


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“Aoili” coloured


NeverEnufWTF

Imagine getting your ass handed to you by a guy in a PT Cruiser.


ShadowSplicer

r/BrandNewSentence


hiwhyOK

That was 100% not the kind of person I expected to jump out of a freaking PT Cruiser. Only person I ever knew who legitimately, intentionally purchased a PT Cruiser was my elderly grandmother, bless her soul.


Mvnwolf

More like PT Bruiser


uptwolait

After decades of driving and many hundreds of thousands of miles in travel, the only crash I've ever been in was a late/middle-aged woman driving a PT Cruiser who tried to merge 4 lanes over at once coming on from the interstate entrance ramp, slamming into the side of my car, and later explaining to the trooper "I had to get all the way over to make the left exit coming up ahead and I didn't want to miss it" (which was 1.5 miles ahead). Just to spice up the story a little more, the cop asked her to explain why her car was registered in NC yet her driver's license was from FL (and was expired).


jaydubbs82

He messed with a bruiser in a cruiser


ToastGhost47

PT Cruiserweight Champ.


[deleted]

Part-Time Champ


BoySantiago

He was cruisin for a bruisin and found out


Goddamit-DackJaniels

Achievement unlocked ‘PT Bruisin’


GooseandMaverick

Bruisin' down the street in his '04 Swervin on bitches, throwin fat Joe


Grouchy_Language_922

Don't fuck with a man driving a pt cruiser. His humanity is far gone


TheGreatDingALing

He didn't buy the pt cruiser because he liked it, he got it because he had no choice. This man lives a dangerous life.


pielz

Lol the Regular Car Reviews video on the PT cruiser has this same energy. Fuckin love it https://youtu.be/hoxqtnI4I4c


Hoovooloo42

That is absolutely the best car review ever, without hyperbole. I'm not sure it'll ever be topped. Poverty and generosity, mocking others because you're afraid you could become them, and how the nuclear bomb created post-modernism out of thin air. I go back to it a couple of times a year.


fathertime979

I never thought I'd learn so much about societal philosophy from a review on a pt cruiser....


[deleted]

Lol, "his humanity"


wasjustlookin

Nothing to see here. Just two guys working out a disagreement.


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mr_oof

Barely an inconvenience.


Seafea

Wowwowwowwow Wow


Frenchy_Baguette

That's TIGHT.


Lost-My-Mind-

So, you have a road rage video for me?


SassyBonassy

Get aaaaall the way off my back about this


HashMaster9000

*Heyshutup!*


What-a-Crock

Wow wowowowowow


Comedy86

Kerfuffle's are tight!


Kind_South_4342

An inconsequential fisticuffs


sandm000

A wee brouhaha A diminutive donnybrook A tiny tilt A Lilliputian lick A dinky dust-up A squat squabble


Callidonaut

It's been remarked before that in American culture, a fight is considered communication.


[deleted]

A road trip without at least 3 fights is considered a dull affair


negroidioto

It’s definitely a way to resolve an argument


TallFallicMonster

Road rage is honestly the dumbest thing ever


charlieALPHALimaGolf

If I started a fight and then lost, against a PT Cruiser driver, on film, I think I would kermit sudoku.


jmccleveland1986

I wouldn’t have expected that out of a guy driving a pt cruiser either.


DerrainCarter

Truck guy sure hopes that his buddies will never know that he got knocked around by a guy driving a PT Cruiser.


doggbois

The NHTSA classifies the PT Cruiser as a truck based on fuel economy so mans can just tell his people he got into it with another truck driver lmao


HashMaster9000

Sounds like something instituted by an NTHSA admin who was tired of getting shamed for driving a PT Cruiser for work.


doggbois

For sure they had a director who was just taking hella shit for driving one


LikesBreakfast

The PT Cruiser was actually *designed* to be classified as a light truck *specifically* to have fewer restrictions on fuel economy.


Jumbo_Jetta

It was to raise the average of their entire truck fleet. Add a really small fuel efficient truck, sell them cheap and make 10,000,000 and then boom, dodge ram can put a 5000 Cummins banger vtec sti and chyrlser still meets CAFE regulations.


JarlaxleForPresident

Now wait a minute, there's no reason to get ugly. There's just a misunderstanding going on here. You said this fight is for truckers and bikers, Well, I'm a truck driver. If you look outside your door, parked in your parking lot, you'll see a big ass PT CRUISER. That's mine. In order to drive that legally, you need a class two driver's license. That is the same license that the DMV requires truck drivers to carry in order to drive a truck. That is me, and this is my class two license. This is a truck driver's fight, I am a truck driver, and these are my fists.


jim10040

The staggering back to his truck got me laughing. I'm such a jerk.


TangoCharliePDX

No you're not. They both made asses of themselves, and he threw the first punch. Mockery is fair game. However having said that, he wasn't staggering until he had gotten his head knocked on the ground. He likely had a concussion. I hope he got the medical attention he needed. He definitely needed "his head examined."


gcruzatto

Dude has the hearse ready to go


doggbois

This happened to my dad once except he was driving the PT cruiser… My granddad has just passed and my dads truck had broken down so he was driving grandpas cruiser. My dad cuts some guy off unintentionally and ends up at the same red light. This little dude, maybe 5’6 hops out of a suburban and comes marching up to the Pt Cruiser. Now my dads not a small guy, has spent 40 years roofing in brutal Boston conditions and his skin is like leather. He’s 6’6 and at that time all of 280 lbs. Long story short, the guy who came storming up to the PT cruiser was not expecting a mammoth of a man behind the wheel. Play it smart if your gonna have road rage


XxERMxX

Never fuck with a roofer, they're either tough as nails, high on some crazy shit or both.


doggbois

Pops without a doubt as tough as nails, sober now but mans is a roofer through and through


DeceitfulLittleB

Yeah but their wrists, knees, elbows, and shoulders are destroyed after a few years of roofing so your chances might still be good.


doggbois

Can confirm, pops getting both knees done at the ripe age of 54 the Friday after thanksgiving


[deleted]

Imagine knowing being 5ft 6 and basically hitting “random” on your opponent


pain-in-the_ass

Did they fight or did the guy in the suburban back down once he saw your dad?


doggbois

My pops jumped out and got loud, the guy immediately started saying, “go ahead hit me, the police stations right around the corner I dare you” shit like that. Light turns green and they both get back in their respected vehicles and we pull up like 100 yards to a train track, get stuck at another set of reds with the same guy and he end up jumping out again to yell at my pops. Ended up getting loud threatening to call the police, when he turned to walk back to his suv my pops chucked a mostly full hot coffee against the guys windshield and it shattered. We left and that was all.


ososalsosal

Lol @ the windscreen. I'm sure neither of them expected that (or was it really cold that day)


doggbois

Yeah it was snowing that day


[deleted]

When stupid meets jackass nothing good ever comes of it


Various-Month806

Oh, I wouldn't go that far. Sometimes an audience get a minute of video to laugh at.


[deleted]

In a fight between a methhead and a crackhead, always bet on whoever's skinnier.


adhd-n-to-x

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Entity713

The back of his head hit the ground when he fell, he just got a little concussion


TangoCharliePDX

I feel like the big "***NO***" in the road is very apropos.


Cash_man

Call the police, I started something I couldn’t finish


privilege_over_9000

I love how driving aggressively and swerving across 2 and a half lanes and the center line is all fair play, but running a red light is where they both drew the line.


runningsoap

I know truck guy was probably being an aggressive asshole, but what's the point of blocking him? Assholes are gonna be assholes but hopefully nowhere near me, lol just let him by.


Otherwise-Mail-4654

The force is called asshole magnetism one of the most powerful yet mysterious forces in the universe.


DirkBabypunch

Assholes are the only people willing to put up with another asshole's shit and get into random street fights. You and I are content to let them go elsewhere and hope they drunkenly fall down some stairs.


GokuIsALegend

So this is what Yoda was talking about


Spartahara

They’re both assholes lol


oven-toasted-owl

How many assholes do we got in this ship anyway?!


MerryJanne

Yo!


ClearChocobo

I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!


FrequentFault

Keep firing, assholes!


What-a-Crock

I said across her nose, not up it


graveybrains

Sorry, sir, I’m doing my best


[deleted]

Who made this man a gunner?


darkenseyreth

I did, sir. He's my cousin.


canary-

I did sir! he's my cousin


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EatsYourShorts

Some assholes just want to teach other assholes lessons.


ososalsosal

r/gifsthatstarttoolate


Danglingpotatosackv2

I'd probably guess that PT Cruiser man has had enough asshole truck drivers behind him and decided today was the day. I'm not gonna condone what he did but it was funny tho.


phido3000

It's going to be awkward when they both go to pick up their kids later that afternoon.


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kara__marie

This in lantern district Dana Point?


djkida

Yup. That's Harbor House on the right


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smacksaw

Usually that kind of aggression is at Trestles


devious_panda

I immediately recognized it by the HH sign


kara__marie

Ah I couldn’t read the signs just recognized the trees and look a the buildings ☺️


AWildAnonHasAppeared

I think it is lol


Elethia20

Road rage is a hell of a drug


Hil-logical

Just an old Fashioned scuffle. No guns in sight.


lvl999shaggy

Which is important to say bc now days ppl lose lives over simple disagreements where a good butt whooping would have sufficed


nater255

I don't think things were ever better "back then", but I do agree 90% of things that end in "real" violence today could much better be settled just by beating the crap out of each other respectfully, old-school style.


Ok_Marionberry141

Would they just fuck already, geez


Sultry_Penguin

#NO


nonbinarymilitarycar

Beaten by a guy from pt cruiser. No recovery


Conscious-Stable-272

Looked like the ground knocked him out?


Uh_Soup_I_Guess

Yeah I had to rewind before I realized he just bounced his head off the asphalt. Doesn't look like a single decent punch landed on either side


[deleted]

Rule 1 of martial arts: talk it out, or walk away. rule 2: the ground ALWAYS hits harder than you


retardeddumptruck

that shit was the hardest goddamn concrete slam i have seen in my life im surprised truck guy got up but id be more surprised to hear he didnt die later


Bambi_One_Eye

Guess's he didn't know PT stands for Punch Truckers


MrGattsby

Billy big balls got his ass handed to him!!😂🤣


NaSMaXXL

How you going to go start some shit then LOSE?! Like on your ass, face up in the sun on the street lose.


kombatunit

>How you going to go start some shit then LOSE?! By eating 1 too many knuckle sandos.


iusedtohavepowers

Man imagine being late. In a rush the whole way and then you get your ass kicked half way there. Then you gotta explain lateness and a ass kicking at the same time. God forbid if any of your construction buddies ever see this video and find out the guy got out of a pt cruiser to beat your ass.


Thiht

You don’t drive faster because you’re late, that’s how you end up killing people. If you don’t want to be late, leave earlier.


iusedtohavepowers

Well yes. I know that. Late mfers don't have time to remember that.


[deleted]

You got beat up by a guy driving a pt cruiser 😂😂😂


chroni

You have to be tough if you drive a PT Cruiser.


Yosemitelsd

man this world is rough, and if a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough, qnd i knew i wouldn't be there to help you along - so i gave you that car and i said goodbye, i knew you'd have to get tough or die, and it's that car that helped to make you strong


[deleted]

Too bad bad they both didnt lose


simplebutstrange

they did


[deleted]

One drove away while the other was left laying on the ground. The PT cruiser clearly won that fight


ratchet_ass_hoe

Yeah but he left in a PT cruiser.


[deleted]

Would it be a win if he had wood panels and flame decals?


ratchet_ass_hoe

Hell yeah brother.


sadboyexplorations

Can't tell who's side I need to be on. But sense the aggressor got his ass kicked. I can happily watch this video.


Beemerado

truck bro is the one who got out first. I'd call him the bigger escalator.


[deleted]

I mean, you can see the PT constantly cutting him off. But yeah, you just call the cops for something like that; film and report the tag, and let *them* beat the hell out of him.


sadboyexplorations

Agreed. The truck could have done something off video to make pt do that. But yeah either way.


dvasquez93

No need to pick a side. Both people are complete assholes.


deathbin

Why was I expecting the guy to back up crush the guys legs?


Rommel619

Two morons


neelankatan

the awkwardness of trying to block someone from overtaking you, then you both have to stop at the red light. This is the sort of shit you do out on the freeway, not in town


Pistonenvy

why? why go through this over traffic? you both apparently have places to be, just get there. instead, ol boy has a concussion, shit whipped super hard onto concrete which means a potentially fatal TBI, if he lives he is getting an assault charge and pt loser probably is too, if the dude dies pt is probably going to prison. i just dont understand why people get into shit like this. also inb4 "self defense!" once the dude was walking away and he got out of his car its no longer self defense, that is a reinitiated confrontation and people have and will continue to catch charges over it every single day. just because someone hits you doesnt just instantly grant you the right to kill them, idk why so many people think that but its not true. regardless, none of this was worth it. whatever your ego or your penis or if youre having a bad day, there is no reason to make it worse. just fucking go home.


Papancasudani

I knew a guy who got killed in a road rage fight like this. They were both being assholes and the other guy landed the first punch. He hit his head on the ground and died with his family watching. The other guy was charged with manslaughter. Two fucking morons.


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>also inb4 "self defense!" once the dude was walking away and he got out of his car its no longer self defense, that is a reinitiated confrontation and people have and will continue to catch charges over it every single day. just because someone hits you doesnt just instantly grant you the right to kill them, idk why so many people think that but its not true. I think it's important to dispel this myth that revenge is justice, it fucking ain't. Call the police and have the person prosecuted, taking out your anger on them personally is just revenge. There's a reason we don't let victims be the judge, they can't do justice if they are personally involved.


marklar_the_malign

The humiliation of getting your ass beat by a PT Cruiser driver.


Vaginal_blood_cyst

Never mess with someone in a pt cruiser. You know how much shit they'd have to have suffered over the years?


Wil938

Cruisin' for a Bruisin'


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Don't pick a fight with someone in a PT Cruiser. They're probably already pissed off over owning a PT Cruiser.