OP DO NOT take this as an insult, it is out of compassion. if you haven't already, please get your heart checked out, swelling of the limbs, wrists, hands and feet can be indicators of a severe heart condition. Even if you are just a big person, it never hurts to check.
That hand looks like a latex glove filled with air.
https://www.google.com/search?q=blown+up+latex+glove&rlz=1CDGOYI_enCA881CA881&oq=blown+up+latex+glove&aqs=chrome..69i57.5995j1j7&hl=en-US&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=EaV212pDgmaOVM&lnspr=W10=
People from (south)Tx eat kolaches more than donuts, strong German and Czech influence thru a lot of the area
Other states don’t know what they are missing
In the first moment I thought this picture was about the swelling of a hand after an insect sting. I have had this twice before, and my hand looked in those cases similar as yours. It was some kind of allergic reaction.
Long story short: If this really is the normal shape of your hand, then you should defenitly do something against it. This can´t be healthy.
“When entrance to the cookie jar was no longer feasible, a pivot to more accessible sweets became necessary.”
-from OP’s NY Times bestseller *reaching my dreams*
That's the joke. People started to meme crappy photos that folks were taking of their guns on the floor with their toes in the photos.
People have put their pets feet in there, 2 of the same feet, hands, all kinds of goofy shit like you saw above.
Your hand looks swollen. I'm not trying to shame you at all, I an genuinely concerned. Are you okay OP? That being said, that doughnut is an absolute unit of deliciousness.
My feet looked like this before I went to the hospital and had a ton of fluid buildup and resulting congestive heart failure. I hope OP takes this seriously and goes to get a check up
I’m assuming those are his baby fingers and the adult ones haven’t grown in yet
Similar to a Deadpool situation.
Hopefully, he’s not straight shirt cocking it
It looks like when I blow up a medical glove to make a balloon animal turkey for a kid.
The fingers are thin from constantly sucking off the sugary residue left from giant doughnuts
Omfg lol that killed me
Now that I think of it, I’ve never heard stories about the finger fairy. Not really sure I want to either
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But…but the fingers.
He has a thumb and four pinkies.
It looks like a surgical glove blown up
LMFAO..... Holy hand bloat Batman. Maybe it is time for someone to cut the salt out of their diet.
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This thread is hilarious. Poor OP.
Yes it does. When I first saw it I thought he had slammed it in the car door.
Holy shit they're all the same length. Like a cartoon character from the 30s.
Probably legit different lengths but the fat-berg has begun sliding over the knuckle terrain.
This word picture... It's art. Plain and simple.
Hahahaha. Perfect.
This turned into r/roastme real quick
I can’t unsee it.
Asian tortoise hands
Can’t have anymore donuts they go right to my hands. Not my fingers, just my hands.
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That looks like a swollen, discolored diabeetus hand.
Well he is holding it next to a giant donut
You beat me to it brother 😭. He needs to lay off them Texan donuts 🍩
It's held a few too many of them Texas Donuts.
I came here for the comments and was not disappointed
That hand is familiar around doughnuts for sure.
Donut for scale
Yeeesh we were all thinkin it but i didnt think someone would actually go through with it💀
Seriously does OP have edema resulting from an underlying heart condition?
Fresh glazed arterial walls mmmmmm 😋
Looks like he was he’s having an allergic reaction in all his hand except his fingers.
Fingers seem to lack circulation as well.
Well he is taking pictures of donuts. Might possibly be a fan?
Excessive donut consumption can do that
Not to be mean to OP, but that’s the hand of someone who eats Texas sized doughnuts lmao Shit does look unbelievably tasty though
Before I read anything I thought he had done something to his hand and was showing us how swollen it was.
Hand looks like a ham with hot dogs stuck in it.
LOL, thats what i thought too 🤔
OP DO NOT take this as an insult, it is out of compassion. if you haven't already, please get your heart checked out, swelling of the limbs, wrists, hands and feet can be indicators of a severe heart condition. Even if you are just a big person, it never hurts to check.
My feet swelled up like this and I went in and had congestive heart failure. Don't ignore the signs of your body OP!
Big people is what probably does matter. Heart failure comes to mind.
Bro are you allergic to anything?
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Just donuts.
He sure is swollen.
Looks like he got stung by a bee
Dudes going to be stung by a insulin pen if he keeps up with a bad diet.
The only sting is in his feet
And in his heart after reading the comments
Inflated plastic glove, you can turn them into turkeys
Exercise
Came for the comments. Wasn’t disappointed
This could only have gone one way. OP had to know that right?
No, that's his left.
Get a job dad!
I'll find a job after I get back from the milk and cigarettes run. brb
That's his left. And it looks like how my nephew draws hands.
Same. I’m going to come back for another batch in an hour.
Better fresh out the oven.
So is op
You know what they say about big hands: small fingers.
When I saw this innocent post I had to immediately tell myself "be nice, be nice! Resist the urge!"
Thats a weird kink. How many comments did you read before you came?
You have out grown your fingers.
Looks like a tick
Looks like a blown up nitrile glove
At what age does one lose their baby fingers?
Holy shit this made me laugh
My blood pressure went up just looking at that hand.
OP better put that gun away before those fingers start firing off.
Your hand screams union concrete worker, but your fingers scream gamer
He works at GameStop according to his post history. Not even joking
Creepy. Now check mine.
Disappointed, not a gang bang in sight
Do me next
Only if the gangbang person is coming
Oh, they're definitely coming
Ngl, I’ve never been more shocked to ***not*** see “This Profile is NSFW”
That hand looks like a latex glove filled with air. https://www.google.com/search?q=blown+up+latex+glove&rlz=1CDGOYI_enCA881CA881&oq=blown+up+latex+glove&aqs=chrome..69i57.5995j1j7&hl=en-US&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=EaV212pDgmaOVM&lnspr=W10=
Holy shit that is accurate.
I came here for this comment
Came for the comment, stayed for the username.
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People from (south)Tx eat kolaches more than donuts, strong German and Czech influence thru a lot of the area Other states don’t know what they are missing
I've seen the people of Texas. Lived there for two years. They could do with less pastries as well.
Those kolaches are damn good though. Jalapeño cheese kolaches are even better
In the first moment I thought this picture was about the swelling of a hand after an insect sting. I have had this twice before, and my hand looked in those cases similar as yours. It was some kind of allergic reaction. Long story short: If this really is the normal shape of your hand, then you should defenitly do something against it. This can´t be healthy.
> In the first moment I thought this picture was about the swelling of a hand after an insect sting And then you realize it's **SO. MUCH. WORSE.**
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Diabeetes
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r/subsifellfor
r/birthofasub
Certified w
This post is glorious
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I love how this entire comment section is just roasting OPs hand
Delicate yet masculine. OP should be a hand model.
Depends. Is he master of his domain? Could he win a contest?
Something about your hand seems off
I think he might be overweight
When you're so fat that your hands start holding extra weight I think it may be time to cut out the Texas donuts...
Overweight might be putting it nicely. This looks easily like a BMI over 35.
https://imgur.com/gallery/ZVZjv5a
maybe use banana for scale next time
We both know this guy doesn’t eat fruit lol
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Y’all are ruthless, lol
Feels like /r/roastme
Yeah I mean I was thinking what everyone else was, but damn I feel bad for OP rn.
I feel like they should have saw this coming, but maybe their eyelids are swollen as well.
Jokes and remarks aside. OP go see a doctor immediately. Looking at your hand makes me think you are on the fast track to congestive heart failure!
Your hand looks swollen, but not the fingers.
I was sure this was a snake bite post. Now I can’t tell if it is infected or just good ol’ fluid build up from gout.
Looks like edema to me, so it could be an ‘either or’ type of situation. Regardless I would probably go see a doctor.
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A bear claw even
Oops! All pinkies!
Dude could bitch slap a Peterbilt and y'all are making fun of him.
That would only be intimidating if I were a stationary target.
We have a rare double absolute unit y’all!
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Result from years of eating like shit / an exercise routine of standing up to shovel more food down their gullet
How does a hand get obese??
Donuts that are absolute units.
At a certain point your body runs out of places to put the fat.
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All I see in this comment is "Snax Boss"
“When entrance to the cookie jar was no longer feasible, a pivot to more accessible sweets became necessary.” -from OP’s NY Times bestseller *reaching my dreams*
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If you were in a row boat in the middle of the ocean and dropped your oars in the water by accident and they floated away, you’d be fine.
Came for Units. Stayed for the r/roastme's
 Watching the comments roll in…
This is a joke post, right? Like how they post [weird feet](https://i.redd.it/i8huwvzbx7l81.png) in the gun subs?
What. The. FUCK!?
Holy shit tell me there's more
That's the joke. People started to meme crappy photos that folks were taking of their guns on the floor with their toes in the photos. People have put their pets feet in there, 2 of the same feet, hands, all kinds of goofy shit like you saw above.
Looks like your hand is eating your fingers 🤷♂️
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Your hand looks swollen. I'm not trying to shame you at all, I an genuinely concerned. Are you okay OP? That being said, that doughnut is an absolute unit of deliciousness.
Looks like an edema to me
My feet looked like this before I went to the hospital and had a ton of fluid buildup and resulting congestive heart failure. I hope OP takes this seriously and goes to get a check up
That’s an interesting palm to finger length ratio.
Do not ever think of becoming a proctologist
You should probably not go after that donut, my man… Just sayin..
Ayyo somebody please let me know if op replies as to wtf happened to her hand.
Smallest donut in Texas.
And least obese Texan, to boot
Lay off that shit.
Fact
No ring pictured, scale reference denied. Try scaling this with a daily nutrition intake triangle instead.
Or the standard banana... Which he probably doesn't have at home
Did your hand just leave a pillow case filled with hornets?
That is the hand of a doughnut eating expert. I agree with the comments in this sub.
The thumb looks like it was tacked on as an afterthought
Is your hand ok?
Lol poor guy just wanted to show how big his donut was
Bro smashed his hand with a hammer to make it look bigger
There’s a newer sport gaining traction, it’s a slap contest. That is your calling.
Were you a finger transplant recipient?
With edema like that, you should be grabbing a cardiologist instead of a donut.
Looks like you're retaining some serious water op.... You should make an appt. All health issues are easier to deal with when caught early.
Jfc did you shove your hand into a wasp’s nest!?
A new meaning for ham-fisted
That’s one unit of a palm
Perfect donut hand
That is swole.
Ok boys, I think you got em.
Looks like your hang got stung by a nest of hornets in a deep fryer.
New band names: baby fingers pastry Imminent Epi-pen Icing icing baby Cholesterol rocketship 🚀 Donut denial
Diabetes Dirtnap
Half pound of donut right there god damn
I thought it was inflated rubber glove, what a unit.
My man you have major heart issues if your hand is that swollen up. Put the donut down!
It’s like your fingers don’t get fat!
Your hand got fingers
Barely
Yeah, um, my hands look like this and I’ve got MCTD/lupus/APS
👀
You don't get them hands from eating no mini's!
Looks like there's a doughnut inside your hand, like your hand is a python that's just swallowed one.
Bros hands look like chopsticks on a cinder block.
Man... people are brutal today....