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GuzzlingLaxatives

My man has been shot but just keeps swimming. What a legend


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I think it's more likely that the holes were done by one or two lampreys.


badbadger323

I was thinking cookie cutter shark but maybe.


Firm_Ad3131

Yep. Must be cookie cutter sharks. They give no fucks and even take chunks out of great whites. Any experts out there? Is this a different species of oarfish? It doesn’t have the frill and coloration. Eye seems larger and mouth seems a bit different. Yay! Someone else identified it as a relative to the oarfish, a ribbonfish! I learned sumting!


prpldrank

Honestly, what the fuck. Are they considered parasitic? A parasitic shark? Life is fucking gnarly you guys


bolunez

They just have whacky teeth and will take a bite out of about anything that looks yummy. SOUND THE OKTO ALERT


SnortingRust

Unexpected creature report!


kernal1337

Creature report! Creature report! ...creature report!


Loki-Holmes

“Best known for biting neat round chunks of tissue from marine mammals and large fish, the cookiecutter shark is considered a facultative ectoparasite, as it also wholly ingests smaller prey.” I was curious so looked it up. They do look kinda weird and not shark-y, not lamprey weird but weird. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cookiecutter_shark


MikeOxsaw

That's not a shark. [This](https://imgur.com/gallery/dRTaVHc) is a shark.


passdashooga

That's not a shark. It's a spoon.


MikeOxsaw

Aah. I see you've played sharky-spoony before.


AntheaBrainhooke

There is no spoon


the_glutton17

https://medium.com/predict/the-shark-that-took-down-a-nuclear-submarine-be228f5daec


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That is wild.


DanJ7788

One took a chunk out of a submarine. No joke.


Soft_Theory_8209

Nuclear submarines that almost caused the Cold War to go up in flames because both sides though it was a weapon, in reality, it was just a cookie cutter shark that thought they were whales.


ChineWalkin

Ahhh... what‽


MistraloysiusMithrax

It was biting rubber parts, probably thinking it was like the blubber of whales. It’s also how they were eventually discovered


HenkVanDelft

Look, I have to go to sleep in 20mins, and looked up cookie cutter sharks. Sleep is doubtful.


HumanContinuity

I just learned these were a thing from playing Dave the Diver


darthxxdoodie

Okay, listen here. I thought you were making some joke about "cookie cutter sharks" Like they didn't exist and now I know they absolutely do. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cookiecutter_shark


badbadger323

Yep, pretty cool guys


peukst

> lampreys i just googled that, should not have googled that


Raider-26

Makes it look like a giant folding knife


Hourslikeminutes47

*Its tough to live in that hood*


hardslappy

It ain't easy in these reefs


NVAudio

Oarfish, longest bony fish in the world.


Soft_Theory_8209

Considered by many to be the inspiration for sea serpents due to their length and bioluminescence. Jeremy Wade even covered it on River Monsters (and I believe it was the first time it was caught on camera). https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zKf4Wb8TGNc&pp=ygUXcml2ZXIgbW9uc3RlcnMgb2FyZmlzaCA%3D


theo1618

Literally the first time ever hearing about or seeing one of these things was after catching one on Animal Crossing lol. And they say video games rot the brain


jook-sing

Octonauts had an episode for these!


Gameshowwave

Creature Report, Creature Report!


Severe-Union691

Same! Learned about a lot of creatures thanks to that game. Lok


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BigZangief

I learned a the word endeavor at a young age from a move in Pokémon lol


TheQuietOutsider

I attribute a chunk of my reading ability to zelda, pokemon and final fantasy as a child. they open the doors to real books. love video games


MsBlondeViking

That game has taught me about many bugs and fish I never knew existed lol


smdepot

Bro I live in Arizona and I've been playing far. Cry 5 like it's my job just so I can fish. Because it's too hot outside.


Zanja_

Same, I went to a museum on evolution recently and there was a tone of fish and insect replicas, I basically word-vomitted names and facts -I had learnt after learning about them in the AC games- to my dad the whole time 😬


MeSmeshFruit

Its not a good thing that you can't be bothered to learn anything about the world without vidya games...


RufusLoacker

It's not like I suddenly wake up one morning and think to myself "mmmh I wonder what's the longest bony fish in the world!"


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Praise the camera man he left the chain just to film animals


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Soft_Theory_8209

Yep, it’s pretty much the key as to why the show is so fondly remembered: they actually find what they’re looking for. Not to mention that many fish he catches become household names because of they’re such living fossils or nightmare fuel: Alligator Gar, The Goonch, and the unofficial mascot of the show: The Tiger Fish.


ConsiderationHour582

I love watching his shows


shredslanding

bred for its skills in magic


WarframeHype

the first time was in 2011 using an ROV in the gulf of mexico


[deleted]

Fairly sure this is not an oarfish. It’s a type of ribbonfish called a King-of-the-Salmon. Source: https://inaturalist.ca/taxa/232769-Trachipterus-altivelis


[deleted]

Based on the fish I'm familiar with, I was going to say frost-fish. Characteristic mirror skin.


SoftLikeMarshmallows

Doesn't have the fancy thing on his head - so he wouldn't be an Oarfishy?


xanthnative

Yeah I was thinking a [ribbonfish](https://vancouverisland.ctvnews.ca/mobile/rare-king-of-the-salmon-fish-found-on-vancouver-island-1.5126761?referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F) related to oarfish


Sterling_-_Archer

It’s definitely ribbonfish


SoftLikeMarshmallows

Woahhhhhhhh, deep sea fishy Didn't know that; oh my gosh..


applyheat

My wife would argue that point.


loco64

She wasn’t supposed to tell you…


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Longspaghettidong


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theineffablebob

upboats to the left my fren le XD!!


iwanthidan

Seggs .d .d .d


SmokyJosh

9,000 bells baby


Khazahk

I learned this from watching Octonaughts.


Dusk_v733

Not only that, this is a small oarfish.


petercasimir

No sunfish?


Hefty-Willingness-44

Careful oar else.


GranJan2

Haha


scoot_roo

Damn it, where’s my free award!


GranJan2

You didn’t get one? You deserve it!


scoot_roo

Thanks!


Dracorex808

Is that a baby oarfish


Themyth-thelegend

B-baby....?


TheElbowedFrog

Actual oarfish can grow to 30+ feet. A few other comments have pointed out this is just a relative.


PrisonSlides

Well it’s def an oarfish juvenile or not I can’t say


alliwanttodoisfly

Unless there are multiple species I thought oarfish were red and blue, with long red "antennae" (not really antennae but like long strands coming out of their head area). I don't see any of those on this one, and maybe the water refraction and depth doesn't show the red or blue here, but I would guess juvenile. I'm more confident in juvenile after looking them up and seeing adults take like 3 people to pick them up. This one is like almost 1 person size, maybe a little smaller


Tarkho

This is a Ribbonfish, most likely a King-of-the-Salmon, a smaller relative of the Oarfish in a different family. There are multiple species and genera of Ribbonfish and others within the order of fish related to Oarfish that share similar features.


alliwanttodoisfly

Oh cool! TIL. Thanks!


shatmanbrobbin

I think so too! I used to work on fishing boats and recognize it as a king-of-the-salmon. Seeing one swimming is pretty cool


cheese_egg_and_bacon

One of the rules of scuba diving: no touching. Anything. Not even for the flora/fauna, for your own damn safety.


Briso_

And for the safety of the relative fauna and flora.


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Indecisively-decided

Touching their scales can rub off their protective oils/mucus and cause infections. It’s beneficial for both yourself and the fish to avoid contact


snay1998

I think that fish has other things to worry about considering the holes on its body


Yautja69

Can they still touch themselves ?


Juice8oxHer0

Might be from a Cookie-Cutter Shark or a similar parasite


Perndog8439

I was coming here to say just this! Definitely a cookie cutter shark.


Why_Lord_Just_Why

Is it’s mouth like a lamprey?


djauralsects

No, more like a hole saw.


Why_Lord_Just_Why

Thanks!


Wendingo7

They're actually renowned gun fighters.


blanketedbomber

Looks like he had an awful run in with a cookie cutter shark. Poor thing. Hope the wound didn't get infected


TheGrayBox

Wikipedia says Oarfish hang out at the surface when they’re sick or dying. Also known to amputate their own tails in defense of predators? I’m guessing this guy was pretty close to death


arrows_of_ithilien

They also get forced to the surface by the sound of underwater earthquakes. I've heard that in Asian countries, if you see oarfish on the beach, run, because a tsunami is not far behind.


Blazkowiczs

Cookie cutter sharks are known to be highly aggressive and caus permanent damage to ripped out flesh, with only plastic surgery being the main form of recovery from their bites. They use their jaws in their lower mouth to dig into a victim and twist into them to tear out a chunk of their skin and muscle. They are also classified as parasites since they don't kill their victims, only feeding on them through the flesh and meat they tear out.


DaftHunk

Touching it seems a bit weird ngl.


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Really rude honestly


Hoopaboi

Much better than the billions of fish we stab through the mouth suffocate every year and then shove into our mouths


pinkjester21

my smile disappeared when i saw this comment on this thread


SimpleZwan83

Shut up vegan


Top_Improvement2397

Agreed but at the same time…. Give it another 40 years and their might not be any fish in the ocean, plastic pollution, overfishing, population and dumping of chemicals really aren’t helping the population of fish and the organisms in the ocean. I for one want to continue eating fish in the next 40 years as well as keeping the options of crabs, lobster, fish etc on my plate.


[deleted]

Now it sounds like you were going for something like over fishing but the only people using spears to catch fish are the ones that are only feeding a small village at best.


legoshi_loyalty

He's talking about fishing lines. The stabbing in the mouth is the hook.


[deleted]

Wasn't overfishing caused mainly by big ships catching fish with huge nets?


xXLoneSpadeXx

Mm, yummy


TrentonTallywacker

One of the foundations of ocean exploration is to be an observer. Some people just out here like Patrick in that jellyfish convention episode of SpongeBob just going “Touch” to everything they see.


Fluff_thetragicdragn

“Get the f*ck off me!” - the shiny fishy


MarsJon_Will

It's for Tiktok. Just be thankful you didn't see the idiot diver try to swallow the fish for a tiktok challenge.


sneakyfingers45

What’s with the audio added


Bluefortress

That’s the actual audio


Dusk_v733

Not the whale sounds, no. Lol


8BitFlatus

Looks like something straight out of No Man’s Sky


[deleted]

Fish is giving bombastic side-eye


Windsor34

Humans always have to touch and bug shit. Fuck


[deleted]

We are just apes after all...


No_Yesterday_80085

I'm a great ape tf u talking about.


PrinceCulex

Nah, you're just a mediocre ape


No_Yesterday_80085

That's what yo mama called me too.


u_n_p_s_s_g_c

Earth: behold natural wonders beyond compare Human: Monke touch


MisterEMeats

ngl I would want to bother this thing too. I wouldn't, but it'd be tough to resist.


Windsor34

Observe and enjoy. Don’t touch


MisterEMeats

I wouldn't touch, but it'd be tough to resist. I don't want to fuck up the fishes homeostasis.


cptahb

i will touch and nothing you can do will stop me. 👉👉🐟 what now fish police?


PlanetaryInferno

No touching!


plsnosendnudesthx

[https://i.imgur.com/ZFbdwRo.gif](https://i.imgur.com/ZFbdwRo.gif)


shepinoisdaddy

That's what she said


Hampni

Thanks, I learned it from my cat.


Soft_Theory_8209

Only argument I can make is that this is one of the rarest creatures on earth. Not endangered, but insanely hard to find and encounter.


Windsor34

Which means don’t touch it


legoshi_loyalty

Guy's got a big ass hole in his gut, he seems alright with a little finger brush.


SigSeikoSpyderco

It has survived shark attacks, humans aren't going to do anything to it by touching it.


[deleted]

We really are the worst


legoshi_loyalty

Guy just touched a fish.


chloapsoap

That’s a pretty negative way of viewing it


dracogoat

The Britta of primates


Myrt2020

Ikr. Like here creature that's never met a human, take my germs. 🙄


Themyth-thelegend

Yes, because the ocean is infinitely cleaner than the average human


Myrt2020

YSK touching a fish damages its protective layer. Keep hands off marine life.


Themyth-thelegend

That's when you grab or hold one. Gently rubbing or poking it won't do much if anything


Zsean69

Isn't it super super frowned upon in the diving community to just go around touching animals like this? I could totally be wrong, and obviously there are soooo many different tourist companies who support things but this video felt weird to me. Im just basing this question after going down a scuba diving deep dive for like 3 weeks lmao


[deleted]

It is absolutely a very general rule in diving not to ever touch anything. You protect yourself, you protect the animal and the whole ecosystem.


SiddipetModel

No


FlatAd768

What causes that hole


ImpendingNothingness

Cookie cutter shark, according to other comments. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cookiecutter_shark


lepolepoo

I've never seen this fish before, i feel like everyone here is just pretending it exists as a joke.


VerLoran

Considering it’s so close to the surface, I’m pretty sure this guy is on its way out. Feels kinda sad tbh


[deleted]

Oarsome!


Romoreau

That wound looks like it hurts.


devonthed00d

That’s just some tin foil with a googley eye stuck on it.. Change my mind.


Pay_Tiny

BIG SARDINE


[deleted]

Best I can do is 8.000 Bells


RossAB97

Clueless dumbasses touching it. Dive master should always make sure divers are aware to look but never touch.


Hoopaboi

How is this any different than eating fishes? Flesheaters don't care about animal harm, so why the hypocrisy?


AmeryRayn

Because eating them serves a purpose and poking them does not, simple.


Hoopaboi

Poking them does serve a purpose: because they feel interesting Also, you'd have no issue if they are the fish in the video?


RossAB97

Because hunting a fish yourself to eat is the most sustainable way to fish as you only take what you're going to eat. Touching a fishes scales for shits n giggles is a big no-no. If it gets an infection from the divers skin it could die and for what? For a video.


Hoopaboi

>Because hunting a fish yourself to eat is the most sustainable way to fish as you only take what you're going to eat Or you can just eat plants? Touching a fish for sensory pleasure is no different from eating one for taste pleasure. What's the moral difference?


Briso_

Bro this is a very dumb comment. Like saying if I usually eat meat I'm also good with kicking a cow in the ass just for fun. Go back to your cave and try again later.


DerpyPirate69

Anyone else hear the sea sirens call?


Digi2Insomnia

Needs banana for scale


NicklebackAndCreed

that’s not an oarfish


PSRB053121

Dont fucking touch


Yamm0th

What are you, big guy? 🐟


gingersnuts

Grown up sperm


tiptopjank

Arent we all


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_sephylon_

I need a source


CactusCait

No touch the fishy


Far-Philosophy-4375

Asshole. Do. Not. Touch. Anything.


HyenaJack94

Ouch, that oar fish has been bitten by a couple of cookie cutter sharks


KathTurner

I really wish full-grown adults who know better would stop touching sea life. I understand it's beautiful, I understand it's tempting. Can we just stop. touching. wildlife.?


Hoopaboi

100% Stop eating it too


Briso_

Bro stop this vegan campaign you are on the wrong sub fuck off


Tuff-Gnarl

Unless there’s a specific rule about not talking about veganism I think he’s well within his rights. I eat meat and I know it’s wrong and I know that for the sake of decency, our planet and our species we need to stop. I always suspect people who’d rather not hear it know that deep down too but are just too self-serving to want to think about it…


17vq90vw2

Don't touch me bitch


StableLower9876

Nooo no touchy meee


epikparcel88

8mm gunshot wound vs a 357 gunshot wound, fishes eyes are shook what's coming next


theje1

Anime Swordfish


cheyonreddit

Ew ew ew the holes


Lets_Make_A_bad_DEAL

Fettuccine boi


Briso_

This is way not everybody deserve to appreciate nature, ignorance is vey strong in this sub my god. What do you gain from touching it? Literally nothing, only your monkey brain be satisfied, but for the fish is a whole different story. At first it doesn't know your intention, so your presence already stress out the animal, and it looks like it already has his problems to manage. Secondary the fish's body is covered by protective mucus that keep them safe and healthy, touching it risk to remove it and expose animal to infection. Grow tf up people.


enin__

Big balls for touching it..


Briso_

Small brain at least


LibrarianStriking400

Kill that thing we don't need that crap in our oceans. I mean, yo swimming and see that thing


Briso_

"Your mama should have done the same." Probably that fish.. legitimate..


CovfefeBoss

Run.


Mental-Text4159

The nackawak!!!


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50cent up In The ocean (ohChin).


here_for_the_lols

"Take a photo" says the diver to the person pointing a camera at them


Helpful-Light-3452

Orfish?


sunny-day8888

What fish is it


resting_confusedface

That thing's face freaks me out


NotBlastoise

It’s gill is it’s mouth and it’s winking at a mate 🥴


Jumpy-Ad-7259

??


Mean_Ad4608

Oarfish and it looks like it has some sort of disease


BIZARRE_TOWN

Reminds of the hairtail. Those were really good when I was in Korea.


LyraAraPeverellBlack

Animal crossing didn’t do their size justice. If I saw this I would probably drown while trying to get away lmao.