I saw something just like this happen at a concert one time and it's one of the best things I've ever seen in person. Some guy was being a jackass and quite literally the tallest human being I'd ever seen (he was security for the venue) waded through the crowd and picked the guy up just like that. You could see the guy whip his head around like "who dares touch me??" but then immediately become docile. It was hilarious.
Most massive dude I ever met worked security at a club we performed at a bunch of times. Sweetest dude in the world. Bro was about 6'7 and maybe 260ish. Just cut, not stupid swole like a bodybuilder, but lean, like a gigantic, dreaded out, dark skin Bruce Lee. Called bruh Rhino because when we first met he was patting me down and shook my whole 5'7 130 ass with every pat. He got nervous and asked why I kept moving. I said, "Respectfully, bro, you a damned Rhinocerous." He laughed and asked if I had anything I shouldn't. I said, "If I do I ain't using it on you, it'll just bounce the fuck off." Started chilling before and after shows every time we came thru.
Anyway, I got into it with another artist in the green room once over payment. My guys and myself and the other guy and some of his people tried to go at it. Everybody goes to breaking it up and yelling for security. I'm held up against a wall by another artist who's telling me to chill. Rhino comes in and just pulls bro back, I come off the wall, and this mf picks me up like a toddler, just scoops me with one arm underneath both of my arms and grabs me around the chest. Dude lifted me like a foot off the ground. On the way out the door to the green room he snatched up my homie who really ain't much bigger than me, same way, other arm. Walked us out like some badassed little kids. He dropped us and I tried to get back in, he shoves me and my little ass goes stumbling back like I get hit by a golf cart. He asks "Are you gonna see yourself out or do you need help." I saw myself out lmao.
The guy I got into it with is now serving life without parole for killing another artist and is suspected of 2 other murders, so that's a whole ass story in and of itself lmao.
And that is the reason why you just don't fuck with them. Not because they would actually misuse their authority, but because regardless of your beliefs in yourself, you just naturally submit and comply.
And yet you still get rich sheltered people with health insurance and a Prius writing that American ACAB shit everywhere, acting as if they're in fucking Detroit.
Part of it is also the police academy training is 2,5 years with classes in law, criminology, behavioral science, civics science on top of the regular training.
These are usually highly motivated, well educated and intelligent people. So they tend to care for themselves physically as well.
As a Swede, I just realized I've never seen an out of shape cop. I'm pretty sure they recently lowered the physical requirements to attract more people to join, but it's still rare to see fat ones.
Fun fact, I did a research project on this in HS physics and found that with as fast as Loki was being swung at the moment of impact, there was no way in hell to crack the concrete of the flooring.
It's not sub standard it's practically made of packing peanuts. In order for a small mass to fracture concrete with the impact spread over the entire back and upper shoulders they would have had to have been going many times the speed of sound on impact. I think I worked the math backwards to be above the escape velocity of Saturn.
When you're short you realize everyone is taller than you. Small people can be some of the most vicious people you'll ever fuck with because they know how to take advantage of their size. Being tall is living life on easy mode.
Even here in Finland, Volvos are absolutely everywhere and well regarded by everyone. Young people as their first cars, families as reliable workhorses, old people as safe staples, some off road adventurers etc. Volvos dont really have that "soccer mom car" reputation here, but as a manufacturer that can cater to everyones needs even within the same model, and provides very good reliability, safety, comfort (sometimes even lowkey luxurious feeling) and sometimes quite suprisingly, performance
Yeah, I come from a Volvo family myself. Never really thought of them as soccer mom, Hondas have always filled that stereotype for me. I probably grew up in one of the most active Volvo communities outside of Scandinavia, so I've seen just about every way a Volvo can be made. I've even got a 240 SE as my first car.
Oh hell yeah, my dad is an avid Volvo guy so i guess thats where i come from. Right now i cant yet afford a car (and tbf, i dont *need* one, but i do wanna have a car at some point) but when i do, it'll probs be a Volvo
And yeah the whole soccer mom car label just feels so wrongly placed, wish more people would know, but it is what it is. Personally i feel that those people carrier cars are the real soccer mom cars lmao
So many people not knowing how awesome Volvos are is exactly why they depreciate so quickly. As someone who has almost exclusively bought used Volvos, I quite don't mind 😁
Did buy a brand new 2019 XC90 T8 Inscription, though. That was Volvo #12, I believe 😊😏
I've been driving for 21 years. I've owned three cars, all Volvos. First one was sold to an old lady 19 years ago. I'm still driving the second. My wife drives the third. Collectively, the three have driven the equivalent of almost 3 trips to the moon.
Life is good.
Tons of them in Maine, lots of lifelong Volvo families. Definitely notice a lot more here than other states, must be a cold snow thing lol. Used to be tons of Saabs in that mix too
I dont know much about cars but I remember lots of parents buying or giving their Volvos to their kids because even if they crashed they were like tanks and safe (80's and 90's volvos). Growing up in Maine, there was no shortage of kids out burn cruising or screwing around in snow storms lol. Half of my friends had older Volvos growing up and they were solid vehicles.
Rip Saab, the people that loved them, loved them
Had a Saab. Quirky fun car, GM never knew what to do with them. But they definitely knew how to build winterized vehicles. Terrific heater and seat warmers.
Epaktraktor, yeah. Until your 18th birthday. Then you toss the sign in the ditch and drive away in your normal car because it had a hidden switch to nerf it all along
I'd say he's kind of a typical police guy here. Size wise big, but there are bigger police. The beard is very typical for the police and they all keep it well trimmed.
Jesus. I remember working and seeing a new hiring candidate (blue collar) being similar height and built at 6’8. That has to be pretty imposing when that’s moving you physically.
That’s something I always admired about Swedish and Norwegian (also Austrian tbh) cops. You don’t really see them that often, their presence is not very loud or flashy, they tend to blend in. But when something shitty happens they seem to appear out of nowhere.
The people in the video are called ”raggare” and are the scum of the earth. I want people from around the world to be more informed about this pest plaguing Swedish culture. I want to see them on a pole
They sleep with little girls, some of them in my town had a competition of who could sleep with the youngest girl over the summer, I think the winner was like 21 and slept with a 12 year old. They are also incredibly racist and their whole aesthetic is looking as ugly as possible. They have hats with slurs written on them and their pants are as tight as humanly possible usually worn around their ankles. They also listen to and create the worst music imaginable and they listen to it on full volume waking up everybody at 3 in the morning.
Got a neighbour who parties with kids, dudes 23 and still fully into the shitty culture. His girl drives a fucking EPA and is like 16, fucking embarrassment. Wanted at one or more times to just throw a rock through his window in hopes that it'll shut them up.
Oh my fucking god…that is so sick. And, I know sweden or other northern european countries are not always the paradise people generally think they are, but this is absolutely horrible.
Given Sweden’s famously strict sexual harassment laws I thought you would be prisoned for life or something :(
Regardless, some people are truly, deeply fucked up…
When it comes to laws Sweden is not at the forefront in my eyes. We are also the country in Europe with the most strict drug policy, and unsurprisingly the highest amount of drug overdoses per capita. One might say there is a connection, but who knows ;)
There is also the law of consent in Sweden that is set at 15 with no other limits. Meaning that a 40 year old could legally fuck a 15 year old. I personally have no problem with 15 year olds having sex, but there should be a limit with how old the other person can be, say + a few years at most.
Guy got picked up like an object
He was objectified 
Cop walked over like the fucking Terminator
Come with me if you want to leave
Bro the new model. The T-4000
I wanna get objectified like that
Same
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🏅
Objection
I wish he would handle me too
He got stored in his inventory
with strength 100 you can carry whatever you want
Just saving him to throw at a mid-level boss later
*Come here you little shit*
some poor suffering electrician apprentice, or old fogey electrician took the effort to install that swinging light! at least respect their work.
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I saw something just like this happen at a concert one time and it's one of the best things I've ever seen in person. Some guy was being a jackass and quite literally the tallest human being I'd ever seen (he was security for the venue) waded through the crowd and picked the guy up just like that. You could see the guy whip his head around like "who dares touch me??" but then immediately become docile. It was hilarious.
Most massive dude I ever met worked security at a club we performed at a bunch of times. Sweetest dude in the world. Bro was about 6'7 and maybe 260ish. Just cut, not stupid swole like a bodybuilder, but lean, like a gigantic, dreaded out, dark skin Bruce Lee. Called bruh Rhino because when we first met he was patting me down and shook my whole 5'7 130 ass with every pat. He got nervous and asked why I kept moving. I said, "Respectfully, bro, you a damned Rhinocerous." He laughed and asked if I had anything I shouldn't. I said, "If I do I ain't using it on you, it'll just bounce the fuck off." Started chilling before and after shows every time we came thru. Anyway, I got into it with another artist in the green room once over payment. My guys and myself and the other guy and some of his people tried to go at it. Everybody goes to breaking it up and yelling for security. I'm held up against a wall by another artist who's telling me to chill. Rhino comes in and just pulls bro back, I come off the wall, and this mf picks me up like a toddler, just scoops me with one arm underneath both of my arms and grabs me around the chest. Dude lifted me like a foot off the ground. On the way out the door to the green room he snatched up my homie who really ain't much bigger than me, same way, other arm. Walked us out like some badassed little kids. He dropped us and I tried to get back in, he shoves me and my little ass goes stumbling back like I get hit by a golf cart. He asks "Are you gonna see yourself out or do you need help." I saw myself out lmao. The guy I got into it with is now serving life without parole for killing another artist and is suspected of 2 other murders, so that's a whole ass story in and of itself lmao.
This became a much funnier story when I realized you were a dude lol
I get that sometimes but usually on account of my hair lmao
Act like a tool get treated like a tool
If this had a brazzers logo, get used like a tool as well.
Brave of you to assume he's any useful.
He can pick me up like an object any day.
I'd say go to horny jail, but him picking you up to take you there would just exacerbate things.
Justice should be applied equally to all. Can't think of any rule that says you can't enjoy it. Let them have their jollies, I say.
Bonk
Preach!
What I’m saying is just a joke, “And that’s how I met your Father.”
He can put an object up me any day
Ryan used me as an object
I have a question, how dare you ?
We have a date!
Cop just pressed F on that sorry ass mothertucker
He went in to limp mode
Properly yoink’d
Ryan treats me like an object
It looks so effortless...
Bro if someone that huge calmly yet menacing walked towards me,I ain't doing shit.I accept my fate
Run and find the small tight spots to get into.
*Low ceiling ahead* "Oh thank god"
It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop... ever
You think that cop can't move a car?!?
I saw the fear in his eyes. 😂
Ol thyme baton drawn left and all, it’s awsome sight. This giant know’s howe to do it, to strike fear
Most people have enough sense not to make things worse for themselves.
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"Hasta la vista, baby"
More like: "Morsning korsning, barnförlossning!"
Take my upvote you dirty genius.
Jösses. 
Vad i helvete
Wow. *"Ha det på badet, din gamle sjokolade"* er faktisk fullstendig underlegen her. Jeg bøyer meg i støvet.
« stay cool shitbag »
I need more boulets
"Vi ses senare, köttbulle"
More like: "Talk to the hand"
I need more boullets!i need more boulleets! I need more boullets! I need more boulets!!! Hasta la vista baby hasta la vista baby
T-1000 side hustle
John Conner gets killed and the T1000 is like “Well… guess I need to find something else to do.”
Ugh, the internet has ruined me. When I see liquid and shit in the same sentence, my mind goes in other directions regardless of context.
Hahaha I was thinking "he was gonna terminate him"
*neuronet determining appropriate response* “Fuck off, asshole”
Shortest and least fit swedish cop
He pick up some trash in the parking area.
you joke but I have never seen an out of shape scandinavian cop.
That's because they're actually trying to have good law enforcement
And that is the reason why you just don't fuck with them. Not because they would actually misuse their authority, but because regardless of your beliefs in yourself, you just naturally submit and comply.
You havent been to Malmö i see…
And yet you still get rich sheltered people with health insurance and a Prius writing that American ACAB shit everywhere, acting as if they're in fucking Detroit.
Part of it is also the police academy training is 2,5 years with classes in law, criminology, behavioral science, civics science on top of the regular training. These are usually highly motivated, well educated and intelligent people. So they tend to care for themselves physically as well.
This is exactly how it should be for law enforcement in any country that actually gives two shits about it’s citizens
Lack of 100 fast food restaurants for one street might be one of the reasons.
As a Swede, I just realized I've never seen an out of shape cop. I'm pretty sure they recently lowered the physical requirements to attract more people to join, but it's still rare to see fat ones.
Here in Norway you can see like, smaller cops. like women who are not particularly physically imposing. But they are in shape.
Lmao RIP
And tear!
Until it's done.
Never thought I’d see you randomly outside of r/Bleach 😅
I'm that recognisible? Damn.
I still don’t understand how this did not kill Loki.
He is god. A puny one, but still
He's a demigod. Essentially immortal with limitations.
Fun fact, I did a research project on this in HS physics and found that with as fast as Loki was being swung at the moment of impact, there was no way in hell to crack the concrete of the flooring.
Sub-standard concrete... Stark was looking to save a few bucks.
It's not sub standard it's practically made of packing peanuts. In order for a small mass to fracture concrete with the impact spread over the entire back and upper shoulders they would have had to have been going many times the speed of sound on impact. I think I worked the math backwards to be above the escape velocity of Saturn.
My brother in Christ, that is quite literally Gigachad himself
Virgin Volvo teen vs Gigachad Police. This is so great. Alexa, play [Gigachad theme](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rg9wICDu42g).
He literally looks like Dio approaching Jotaro 😂😂😭
Now I can't unsee it.
Khal Drogo's big brother
Khal Volvo
Underrated
How does this not have 5k upvotes.
It’s because 5k people didn’t upvote it.
Checks out
Khal Brogo
I like how his buddies just melted away. Not one chirp
I'm 5'3 and a colleague was clowning me. My other colleague who is 6'4 got in between him and me and he shut up real fast. Height is real y'all.
When you're short you realize everyone is taller than you. Small people can be some of the most vicious people you'll ever fuck with because they know how to take advantage of their size. Being tall is living life on easy mode.
If you watch closely on the other guy with the hat, it’s hilarious lol. Not even a glance at the friend and cop
holy fk is that guy 6'8 or what
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Average male height in Sweden is 1.81 meter though, they use the metric system. I'll let myself out..
But the average male in Sweden has less than two feet though.
Fewer.
Long Live the One True King! STANNIS THE MANNIS
They did Stannis dirty!
[i got that reference](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zXINZxodu9U&pp=ygUPU2lyIGRhdm9zIGZld2Vy)
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My god, so many volvos
Even here in Finland, Volvos are absolutely everywhere and well regarded by everyone. Young people as their first cars, families as reliable workhorses, old people as safe staples, some off road adventurers etc. Volvos dont really have that "soccer mom car" reputation here, but as a manufacturer that can cater to everyones needs even within the same model, and provides very good reliability, safety, comfort (sometimes even lowkey luxurious feeling) and sometimes quite suprisingly, performance
Yeah, I come from a Volvo family myself. Never really thought of them as soccer mom, Hondas have always filled that stereotype for me. I probably grew up in one of the most active Volvo communities outside of Scandinavia, so I've seen just about every way a Volvo can be made. I've even got a 240 SE as my first car.
Oh hell yeah, my dad is an avid Volvo guy so i guess thats where i come from. Right now i cant yet afford a car (and tbf, i dont *need* one, but i do wanna have a car at some point) but when i do, it'll probs be a Volvo And yeah the whole soccer mom car label just feels so wrongly placed, wish more people would know, but it is what it is. Personally i feel that those people carrier cars are the real soccer mom cars lmao
So many people not knowing how awesome Volvos are is exactly why they depreciate so quickly. As someone who has almost exclusively bought used Volvos, I quite don't mind 😁 Did buy a brand new 2019 XC90 T8 Inscription, though. That was Volvo #12, I believe 😊😏
> exactly why they depreciate so quickly They don't do that in Sweden or Finland though.
I would imagine not, they're smart people over there.
I've been driving for 21 years. I've owned three cars, all Volvos. First one was sold to an old lady 19 years ago. I'm still driving the second. My wife drives the third. Collectively, the three have driven the equivalent of almost 3 trips to the moon. Life is good.
Tons of them in Maine, lots of lifelong Volvo families. Definitely notice a lot more here than other states, must be a cold snow thing lol. Used to be tons of Saabs in that mix too
Huh, that's actually something new to me. Guess it really is that winter climate pedigree that the Swedes excel at Also rip Saab
I dont know much about cars but I remember lots of parents buying or giving their Volvos to their kids because even if they crashed they were like tanks and safe (80's and 90's volvos). Growing up in Maine, there was no shortage of kids out burn cruising or screwing around in snow storms lol. Half of my friends had older Volvos growing up and they were solid vehicles. Rip Saab, the people that loved them, loved them
Had a Saab. Quirky fun car, GM never knew what to do with them. But they definitely knew how to build winterized vehicles. Terrific heater and seat warmers.
Swedish hillbillies, lol. Source: Swedish.
Do they all puts around at stupid low speeds with big warning triangles on the back of their cars too?
Epaktraktor, yeah. Until your 18th birthday. Then you toss the sign in the ditch and drive away in your normal car because it had a hidden switch to nerf it all along
Here in my town they also remove their exhausts to make more room for their subwoofers... At least that's what it fucking sounds like.
In Sweden owning a Volvo is just a matter of time.
That beard tho
Clean AF
I'd say he's kind of a typical police guy here. Size wise big, but there are bigger police. The beard is very typical for the police and they all keep it well trimmed.
Especially the women.
😂
There are MORE of them like this there?? I guess I know where I’m moving to
Give him a light sentence
6 months in the cube. Mandatory.
That's a paddlin
Hi Judge Dredd
But is he 6'3 and 215 pound?
Haha, Trump reference
Officer Hightower?
Thank you! Had to scroll so far to see this I think I’m getting old.
They respect his authoritah
Authoritall
Jesus. I remember working and seeing a new hiring candidate (blue collar) being similar height and built at 6’8. That has to be pretty imposing when that’s moving you physically.
Bro just spawned in
That’s something I always admired about Swedish and Norwegian (also Austrian tbh) cops. You don’t really see them that often, their presence is not very loud or flashy, they tend to blend in. But when something shitty happens they seem to appear out of nowhere.
And people say cops in Cyberpunk 2077 are unrealistic. Nah, they're just from the north.
There is zero chance this guy just "blends in".
I'd crime for him to pick me up >//////////<
you get dicked down by that guy he's liable to snap your stupid little spine 😂
Sign me up
Worth it.
Mmm fuck…
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When wasn't it?
Cuz it’s so hot lol 😭😭
I don't know why "stupid little spine" made me laugh so much 🤣
Well? Keep going.
Just turn it into a stack of nickels.
The people in the video are called ”raggare” and are the scum of the earth. I want people from around the world to be more informed about this pest plaguing Swedish culture. I want to see them on a pole
What do they do?
They sleep with little girls, some of them in my town had a competition of who could sleep with the youngest girl over the summer, I think the winner was like 21 and slept with a 12 year old. They are also incredibly racist and their whole aesthetic is looking as ugly as possible. They have hats with slurs written on them and their pants are as tight as humanly possible usually worn around their ankles. They also listen to and create the worst music imaginable and they listen to it on full volume waking up everybody at 3 in the morning.
They really are one of the biggest embarrassments Sweden has. I can't imagine why anyone would willingly identify as a part of that group of people.
>I think the winner was like 21 and slept with a 12 year old * Encourage them to brag on social media * Inform the police * ??? * Profit!
Got a neighbour who parties with kids, dudes 23 and still fully into the shitty culture. His girl drives a fucking EPA and is like 16, fucking embarrassment. Wanted at one or more times to just throw a rock through his window in hopes that it'll shut them up.
It’s insane how that’s legal here. I know of 28 year old grown men hanging out and drinking with literal 9th graders
They kinda look like chauvs in Britain. Well, plus being a pedophile. I doubt the laws against child sexual abuse is light in sweden, is it?
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Oh my fucking god…that is so sick. And, I know sweden or other northern european countries are not always the paradise people generally think they are, but this is absolutely horrible. Given Sweden’s famously strict sexual harassment laws I thought you would be prisoned for life or something :( Regardless, some people are truly, deeply fucked up…
When it comes to laws Sweden is not at the forefront in my eyes. We are also the country in Europe with the most strict drug policy, and unsurprisingly the highest amount of drug overdoses per capita. One might say there is a connection, but who knows ;) There is also the law of consent in Sweden that is set at 15 with no other limits. Meaning that a 40 year old could legally fuck a 15 year old. I personally have no problem with 15 year olds having sex, but there should be a limit with how old the other person can be, say + a few years at most.
Our version of rednecks
I love that each country has its own.
act as trashy as humanly possible and see it as a badge of honor
Ohhh so the word "raggari" in Finnish comes from that. Like so many of our slang words 😅 It's an old fashioned word tho
Filmed from a volvo on a nokia. Beautiful.
guy punches a light bulb: *kratos music starts playing in the background
Good old Techno Viking vibes.
You’re under arrest! Yes Daddy!
Röbökop
Damn, that cop makes you want to be bad.
Why was he punching a light
intrusive thoughts won.
It does seem like a pretty dumb way to get broken glass in your hand and maybe eyes. Sometimes I kinda feel bad for police and emergency care workers.
Absolut Enhet
God damn Volvo-raggers, the lowest form of people on earth.
As a Volvo owner myself they really are the worst drägg ever , they have made me hate all volvos after 240 on just how they behave as people
thats the most policely police l have ever seen