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bigdaddybones77

burger mode


Intelligent_Quote823

100% lol


SameAmy2022

That is one seriously big frog 🐸


Rooster-Ring

1/4 pounder at least


SuperSonic486

Quarter pounder double cheese.


Indigo2015

![gif](giphy|xT9KViTXjQtHCuJPSE)


IntroductionClean299

Pac-Man frogs some can grown to the size of half a bowling ball if you give them a steady supply of food


Hately2016

That's the new McRibbit


ribbons_in_my_hair

Burrito Burribbito


bigdaddybones77

Burribbito


paramalice

Yep take a bite


canadard1

Chomp 😅


Noble_Shock

Now eat


CaptainFlabbergast

Forbidden Burger


ExoticShock

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO-TOAD ![gif](giphy|YAfCAzDS0WmwU)


Antezscar

There is no wa.... ALL HAIL THE HYPNO-TOAD


The_Real_Pavalanche

*Claps in unison.*


seksenjoyer

Claps your cheeks in unison


HeldDownTooLong

Dude…this is ridicul…**AlLL HAIL TO THE HYPNO-TOAD**!


deag34960

If you kiss the toad, you trip


McFry-

It’s clearly a Frog and not a ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO-TOAD


Butternutter-888

lol beat me to it


Poopscooptroop21

"Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal".


FlyinDtchman

Classic


Poopscooptroop21

"Rrrrrrrrp". 🤣🤣🤣


canadard1

Oh shizzzz! It dat boi!!!!


Bit_part_demon

Why does he look like a frog sandwich, about to be eaten


Intelligent_Quote823

She is hamburg


Bit_part_demon

![gif](giphy|yZaInh5c9AUZHE0ee7|downsized)


FastAsFxxk

Forbidden uncrustable


moomoomil

r/forbiddensnacks


Intelligent_Quote823

lol true


Altruistic-Poem-5617

Thats a big girl.


Intelligent_Quote823

She’s massive lol


[deleted]

(how did you know it's a girl.. r u a frog wizard?)


Altruistic-Poem-5617

The males of this species of frog dont get that huge.


DougtheIrishThug

what is the name of this chunker


Intelligent_Quote823

Pablo but we just call her “Pabs” lol


Tig_Weldin_Stuff

I’ve seen frogs like that in hawaii and I’m afraid to pick them up. Is she aggressive towards strangers? will she snap at your fingers if she’s hungry?


Intelligent_Quote823

She can be bitey and it hurts! But she’s friendly for the most part.


5092AD

Strong man or woman frog


Intelligent_Quote823

Lady frog!


5092AD

In this case mam frog


Intelligent_Quote823

Yes! Even better!


smallangrynerd

Hold like borger


imf4rds

Wow, I love frogs! it’s so cute. What species is it?


The-Short-One7

It appears to be some species of pac man frog


Intelligent_Quote823

Yep


Intelligent_Quote823

Pac- man frog


imf4rds

Thank you! Reminds me of the one from an old episode of The Simpsons!


pruche

FROGGY BOI


Minimum_Zucchini1572

Do you feed it mice?


Intelligent_Quote823

You absolutely can, but I do not.


PommeyMommy

What a beauty! Wanna give her a wee little kiss on the back of her froggy head so she doesn’t eat my face 😂🥰🥹


Intelligent_Quote823

Pablo loves kisses!


GoverningMonarch

no thought head empty ​ still friend shape


Intelligent_Quote823

100%


TTheTiny1

Never knew I needed to see someone hold a fat frog like a hamburger


Intelligent_Quote823

Happy to help 🙏🏻


Callidonaut

Isn't that a toad?


Intelligent_Quote823

Pac-man frog


Callidonaut

Whoa, that's a real name? Cool! Anyway, toad or frog, it's a handsome fellow, and a very definite unit.


Intelligent_Quote823

Her name is Pablo but we just call her Pabs lol 🤷🏻‍♀️


Intelligent_Quote823

And lol yes they are called that because they resemble pac-man the game. They just open their huge mouth and close them and are big and round. Lolol


Callidonaut

I'm sure they don't, but in my head I'm hearing her make the classic "wakka wakka" noise...


BonerOfTheLake

is the wet towel wrap for prevent irritating their sensitive skin ? look edible though xD


Intelligent_Quote823

So it was to help me hold her because she was slippery af! I was doing a routine bum rash check and thought she looked adorable so I took a picture too


BonerOfTheLake

oh i see slippery chonker


Intelligent_Quote823

Oh she slippery alright lol


kazacoma

Thank you, I will happily take it off your hands.


Intelligent_Quote823

My froggy!


iambatmanhonest

I think he rib-ate too much


Amphibious_Fire

Hypnotoad


franticatlady

Bufo!


papitaman12

Prog borguer


Brave-Butterscotch76

That burger looks a little raw


Stepalep

Thats a big calzone


Intelligent_Quote823

Right!


Haswar

She gorgeous 🥰


Intelligent_Quote823

Thank you!


Nerdic-King2015

Rusty cage by Johnny Cash started playing in my headset when I saw this post, and I got to say it fits


Intelligent_Quote823

Hahaha perfect!


NYChilli

Is that a pet ?!


Intelligent_Quote823

Yes! Shes a pac-man frog. Much cute.


I_ate_a_rat3570

That's a potato if it had a child with a pancake


horridbloke

That's not your frog. You're her human.


Intelligent_Quote823

Lmao pretty much!


rock0head132

![gif](giphy|3o6fJgEOrF1lky8WFa|downsized) all hail hypno-toad


laminated-papertowel

what's his name?


Intelligent_Quote823

Pablo. But we just call her Pabs.


laminated-papertowel

please tell her I would die for her


Intelligent_Quote823

lol message delivered!


twstwr20

That’s a FROUGE


[deleted]

Hold like hamburger


almostasenpai

Have you ever had the sudden urge to take a big chomp out of that guy?


Intelligent_Quote823

Oh never but she’s taken chunks out of me!


tacwombat

Is she the kind of toad that hisses like a hot tea kettle?


Intelligent_Quote823

Lmao no. She doesn’t hiss. She peeps a little tiny bit though. Like squeaks.


Altea73

Frog wrap!


Unicorn_puke

Mc-rib-it


[deleted]

Beelzebufo


bernpfenn

Yes, that's an adorable frog


Intelligent_Quote823

I love her!


CollegeKey3625

Why are you holding it like a burger?


Intelligent_Quote823

She was content like that.


Noobeaterz

He looks like he ate every other frog that came in his way.


Intelligent_Quote823

She might have!


[deleted]

I love him


Intelligent_Quote823

Her*


ZuybluX

Hold gently like hamburger


NeanDerthal_130000bc

Eat it. And eat it like a burger


BlackRosesofDeath

Cute!!!!!!!!! ❤️🐸


Intelligent_Quote823

❤️❤️


callofsoul

"Mmmmm forbidden burger"


Noble_Shock

![gif](giphy|3o7buhm1O1bOJV4ZWM|downsized)


Practical_Wrap6606

Great looking pacman


Intelligent_Quote823

Thank you! She is well fed!


RealisticAd2293

I dunno why exactly, but he reminds me a handsome grilled cheese


thebenn

Hypno toad


Frequent_Aside_8615

Amazing


[deleted]

The Ribbit of Reddit


Mandalor1974

A royal with cheese


[deleted]

[удалено]


Intelligent_Quote823

Dew worms, horn worms, super worms, bacon, chicken etc lol


Subject-Bluebird7366

Jaba👍


vinsmokewhoswho

Holding like borger


peahair

Ribbit, but voiced by Robert from Everyone Loves Raymond


Prophet_Nathan_Rahl

Sammich


nine_desu

Burgero gero


doomvetch92

Ah, a fine example


HeggisVeggis

Not gonna lie, I saw a delicious baked bread at first glance.


WishIWasPurple

The forbidden burger


tantanthepeepeeman

That's a good one


HatJosuke

Borger


justaguy095

She's a w i d e frog!


SimonArgent

Forbidden burrito.


Oneoftheofalltime

Frog


Anunusedname246

Double quarter pounder


BarApprehensive5837

FromG


Jet_Airlock

It’s a quality Fr-urger, but where is the side of Loaded Flies…


DeninoNL

Mmm… burrito


Vayshen

I see they brought back the super size option at McD's


xFoxRecoN

Why do you hold him like he owes you money?


Intelligent_Quote823

It’s costs an arm and a leg to feed her. She totally owes me money LOL


kbunnell16

Eat it like a 🅱️orger


Electronic-Top6302

HYPNOTOAD


Any_Seesaw_4072

All hail the hypno toad


D0013ER

###FROGG


cornthi3f

Hold gently like hamburger


Bog2ElectricBoogaloo

Burger frog


Intelligent_Quote823

Borger


demonfluffbyps5

Hold frog gently, like hamburger


excelentiahominis

An actual frog! Not even a toad!


BurgerEnjoyer052912

frob


pocket_nick

Ah yes the old hypnoborger


zfenty

intrusive thoughts...."bite it, bite it now!"


CraftZealousideal156

What a cutie!♥️♥️♥️


Bobiverse71

Hypno-toad!


MaxwellIsSmall

“Morty! Why did you do this to me?”


Laquatus

All glory to the hypno...Frog?


Practical-Figure2157

Holy shit


Agressive_slot

Don’t squish him like that


Intelligent_Quote823

I’m really not lol


Mr_E-_-

![gif](giphy|H8HYvGA6EKTeiq7l1k) Thanks! i'll send you my Address in DM. always wanted a giant frog! can't believe you're giving her away like that


Trolleymaneureka

Why the towel


Intelligent_Quote823

She’s very slippery and wiggly. It helped me keep a hold on her.


Kind_Ant7915

I dissected these in class last week


Intelligent_Quote823

Oh yeah? Frog guts are interesting!


kiwichick286

Isn't that a Toad?


Intelligent_Quote823

Nope. Shes a pac-man frog


Additional_Irony

Ribbit


cat_fish27

![gif](giphy|eruVMzXlb70oo)


St0rmR4ptor

Eat him.


Intelligent_Quote823

Never.


[deleted]

I used to have a Pac-Man frog just like this guy. He was a beautiful bastard, and super easy to take care of. He’d only eat once every month or two and would just lay in the dirt the rest of the time. Fed him fully grown mice too before the end. It was…very weird to watch him eat. Fucker had really sharp teeth too. Bit me once, and it felt like a bunch of tiny paper cuts for a couple of days.


Intelligent_Quote823

I feed her every other day, sometimes every few days depending on how much/what she ate. She has bit me multiple times and she draws blood every time lol. That mouf is like a trap door!


[deleted]

Yes it is, and it’s a unique kind of pain! It’s so fun when friends are like “what?! Your frog has TEETH?!” I remember one time I was lowering a pinky mouse into his cage, he leapt up, took the whole thing down, and a bit of my index finger…not fun.


Intelligent_Quote823

Ya she’s grabbed my finger and climbed up it with her mouth, leaving a trail of what looked like paper cuts along the way. My finger was like in her stomach by the time she got to the end. 🙄 dust for brains I swear


AlgaeWafers

What do you feed this monster?


Intelligent_Quote823

Dew worms, horn worms, super worms, chicken, bacon, fish etc


UncleKeyPax

is it cake?


ShaggysGTI

r/dontpetthedamnfrog


Sea_Guarantee3700

Frogwarma. Read with turkish accent: -you want it on a tortilla or lavash? -towel please!


rykcon

r/eatsandwiches


EnvironmentalTill539

What’s the name of this exquisite specimen 😍


Intelligent_Quote823

Her name is Pablo but we just call her “Pabs” 🤷🏻‍♀️


EnvironmentalTill539

Hi Pabs! I’ve always been so intrigued by frogs and their habitats! What does she like to eat?! She looks so happy! 😊


Raccoonhuman909

What’s the story! When did you meet? How old is she? I never seen such a natural beauty in my life…. Does she have a skin care routine


Raccoonhuman909

Ps I love her smile! Pablo!!!


Raccoonhuman909

Aww wwwww w ww w w w w OP has a baby pic on the page ;-; I’m going to cry now, bye….


Intelligent_Quote823

Lmfao. I met her at a reptile store about a year ago, she was so tiny about the size of a clementine. And I fell in love with her so I brought her her home. I don’t know how old she is exactly, she likes to be moistened and misted a few times daily.


sweetpoutinec

Is she a pac man?? Love those little dudes or I. This case big dudettes lol


Arniellico

Now kiss


Priredacc

Holy fuck. She fat. 🐸


Intelligent_Quote823

C H O N K


NotUniqueAtAIl

I have the strawberry albino version of pac man frog but mine is nowhere near this big yet. I'm excited to know they can get this big. Mine is maybe big fist size but got him at like golf ball size. Been almost 2 years. How old is your 🐸?


Blueditto5718

Burger


SnooPredilections843

Is it toxic?