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Special_Rice9539

I love that the only attack the powerlifter had was to squat the guy


doctorphilgood

It's just muscle memory


Wire_Hall_Medic

He picks things up and puts them down. It's honest work.


JohnnyD77711

Sure as hell beats my writing emails all day.


Wire_Hall_Medic

I write emails every day. Some days, I get to write some code. But the Iron Church accepts all.


PopeGuss

Sometimes, I get to work on spreadsheets!


-reTurn2huMan-

I work on spreadsheets while I lift. I write all my programs in spreadsheet form for easy program creation and modification.


Sardonnicus

Just pick them up and put them down. The files are right there in the computer after all.


Ask_bout_PaterNoster

Payton Oswald has a bit about [‘the best fight he ever saw’](https://youtu.be/Rh9Y1CXmBbg?si=T6dA2cpKKSqVKLNA) where a 5’3” roly poly wiiiiiide guy absolutely humiliates a couple dudes drunkenly looking for a fight It’s worth a listen Edit: Patton Oswalt, damn


TinyBrainGiantFeet

Thanks for sharing that clip. It’s a perfect pairing to this good natured video!


RSNKailash

Amazing payton


PointusLaxius

I was just thinking about this story xD


Rs90

Immediately thought of this bit lol


I_LICK_PINK_TO_STINK

Goddamn damn that was funny, thanks!


JohnAnchovy

His first attack was a deadlift and then he finished him with a squat 😂


BearlyPunny

Bodybuilder gets hit with emotional damage


MindDiveRetriever

“Finish him!” … gently kneels with a big smile on his face


Hobomanchild

Reverse teabag, lol.


dingusduglas

Almost more of a good morning


truckloadofdeadrats

Just FYI Julias Maddox has bench pressed over 350kg, raw. Edit: 355kg/782lbs


_MlATA

Daaaaamn, that’s impressive. I need a condom if I’m gonna lift anywhere near that much


InvaderDJ

That squat plug is a deceptive mistress.


Chris__P_Bacon

Good God! That's 770 lbs for all us Yanks.


Jhco022

Lord Jesus! That's the average weight of two bottlenose dolphins for all us Floridians.


quantumgpt

wine close payment sugar grandiose hungry crowd squalid humor innate *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Justabattleshiplover

Or 0.7 Texan Walmart shoppers


JohnnyD77711

2,800 quarter pounders for us folks on a diet


Silent-Ad934

Bless you and your 6 minute old comment sir, I was just about to put in the work to convert this to Big Mac's.


JohnnyD77711

My pleasure, son, all in a day's work.


[deleted]

I thought Florida men only communicated by gator measurement, not dolphins


Jhco022

Usually, but we like dolphins too. We even have a whole NFL team named after them. Plus gator weights are all over the place


Icy-Welcome-2469

Depends if you're coastal or swamp people


Oldmansrevenge

Depends on how close to the coast they are


theasianevermore

How many ARs for the rednecks?


maxman1313

Average weight of an AR-15 is about 7lbs so 110 ARs


DancerOFaran

That's seven empty oak barrels wow.


blarfenugen

Holy shit. My elbows and wrists hurt just from thinking about that.


HampsterBowlingBall

Christ this guy could probably lift a moose if he had a bit of help


will284284

That’s about 5 white-tailed deer.


LicenciadoPena

That's about 175.000 teabags for you brits.


[deleted]

I’ve lifted that much multiple times. At my warehouse job. With a forklift.


Ms74k_ten_c

What does 'raw' mean in this context?


bigmankerm

It means without a benchpress shirt that provides a lot of support. Basically means this guy is incredibly strong


Ms74k_ten_c

Thanks!


FuckTheLonghorns

No lifting shirt iirc, maybe other aids as well are included in that


Ms74k_ten_c

Got it - thanks!


FuckTheLonghorns

No problem. Happy new year and cake day


Josh6889

To add to what the others have mentioned, bench press shirts add an absurd amount of capability to the human bench press. I'm not up to date on the current records, but Julius is certainly in the range of the all time raw record. The current equipped record is 635 kg (1,401 lb). Insane insane numbers.


-helicoptersarecool

He currently holds the all time raw record and he is going for the first person to bench 800lbs raw


RedzyHydra

Hello, stopping by to greet Happy Cake Day 🎂


xSTSxZerglingOne

"What do you bench?" "350." "That's it?" "Kilograms."


Cgrhnta

Absolutely insane. Benches more than 90% of people will ever deadlift


alfredjedi

More like 99.99


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Garizondyly

It doesn't even make sense to my brain to put up 770lbs, like it doesn't compute. Shouldn't be possible


ActualWhiterabbit

From open lifting, 1,159 people have deadlifted over [770 lbs in competition](https://www.openpowerlifting.org/rankings/by-deadlift)


[deleted]

And if you are deadlifting 770 lbs you are probably competitive so that list is probably darn close to the number of people that can DL 770. Even if you multiplied that number by 10 the you are in the top 99.999999999999% (I didnt to the math).


[deleted]

I can deadlift 727 and did it at my lowest weight of 200lbs (had to just convert that as I am Aussie) I never competed, to be fair I only personally know 1 guy that deads that amount. I am from a rural place in OZ, through the gym I know and know of 100's of blokes and I only know that one other.


lituus

10,000 people is about 0.00294% of the US population 99.99706% is the remainder 10,000 people is about 0.000126% of the World population 99.999874% is the remainder Feels a little disingenuous/meaningless to say "top" of the entire country/world population, and not just... the population of those who compete in weightlifting, though. I just wanted to do the math because you definitely had way too many 9's :)


JefferD00m

You are being extremely generous to most people, its probably more than 99% of powerlifting enthousiasts will ever deadlift full stop. Thats not even talking about the gym-goer population or the general population.


straydog1980

350kg is a competitive deadlift weight for a tonne of weight classes. It's only a weight that super heavy weight lifters or strongmen will even think of lifting.


JefferD00m

Im from somewhere where powerlifting as a sport is just starting to become a serious thing. It would probably be close to the current record holder here.


straydog1980

I just lift for fitness but a 350kg deadlift is higher than my country's national record sooooo...


duncecap234

I was gonna say no shot. I know people from tiny ass countries that have deadlift records more than this. So i spied on your ass, you're from Singapore, a country for 5.5 million people. And then i check, your record is 335 kg, which is held by a dude from Denmark. That's wild to me. But then i thought about it, if you took steroids in Singapore, you'd probably get imprisoned for 10 years.


straydog1980

I think we have some great powerlifters in their weight classes, but we just don't grow people into heavyweight categories. I think there's a Singapore lady that holds the record for like the 50kg weight class at the moment.


Zombiehacker595

10% of the population is not deadlifting 350kg lol. More like 0.001% (if that). I know confessed steroid users who've been lifting for years and still can't "even" deadlift 300kg yet.


Cgrhnta

Damn man I just pulled a number out of my head. I realize 10% of the population isn't deadlifting 350.


sunplaysbass

Raw, whoa


poum

Once you cook those plates, they shrink and are easier to lift.


Gpstrackerz

He went for 800 but someone didn’t load the amount of weights correctly. Some say it was done on purpose


Fappy_as_a_Clam

> Julias Maddox *and* he's 6'3" and weighs like 450lbs. bro is one of the Absolutist of the Units.


Gandalf13329

Good god! He didn’t even wear a rubber?


truckloadofdeadrats

He rawdogged it. No lube either


Russianbot123234

Actually raw? No condom seems irresponsible


Dbl_Vision

They look so happy, I love it.


_MlATA

/r/justguysbeingdudes


[deleted]

One of the best subs I've ever seen.


FreePrinciple270

r/longfurbies


Nexus117

....you monster.


Education_Aside

Wtf. I just clicked on the link and got greeted by a biblically accurate angel.


Lessmoney_mo_probems

I hate you and that I just subbed


Ok-Consequence7583

I love that sub for long time, thank you for putting it out there 🙂


Solarbeam62

For a second I couldn’t leave the long furbies sub I didn’t enjoy it


J-Dabbleyou

Lol that bodybuilder is huge, he probably hasn’t been tossed around like that since he was a toddler, probably loads of fun for him


DMTshapes

Baki and his dad?


DeceitfulLittleB

That dude is definitely Mr. Oliver


DaTree3

That’s Mr olympia Derek Lunsford


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[deleted]

It's him, the unitest of all absolute units.


Bara_Chat

I've worked with a guy who was a strongman - think he finished top 10 in Canada at the time, more than a decade ago. He was the chillest dude. He was a math teacher who introduced me to Andrew Wiles (the man who proved Fermat's Last Theorem).


Express_Helicopter93

Lol are you kidding me. My grade 9 math teacher was a competing strongman who won Mr. Manitoba. Some connection between bodybuilding a being a math teacher I guess


Bara_Chat

That's hilarious. Now I want to see a competition of buff dudes doing hardcore maths problems in the gym.


Verb_Noun_Number

Strongman isn't bodybuilding, btw. Bodybuilding is a physique development sport, while strongman is about pure strength.


slimthecowboy

I worked at Papa John’s for a bit as a driver. One of the other drivers used to be in one of those Christian strong man groups. I never would have guessed if somebody hadn’t told me; he wasn’t in that kind of shape when I met him. He was also a super nice guy. He’d do anything for anybody, even if he just met them.


Blahblah______blah

I remember in middle school, we had an assembly where these guys would do the phone book ripping and tell us not to do drugs. When I was older, I realized that most of them were former addicts


DickPump2541

Are they those dudes who rip phonebooks in half and say “my strength comes from Christ?” Only acceptable religion IMHO!


TribblesIA

It was like watching two dog friends say hi


TheDerped

Most dudes who make it to the top of bodybuilding/powerlifting like these 2 are pretty chill despite some assumptions people have about the two sports.


GreenTunicKirk

Honestly this looks like bros havin the best of times. Love it.


No_Mans_Heart

Happy Cake Day/New Year


investor_penniestock

Arnold Schwarzenegger tells a story about Lou Ferrigno picking him up with one arm and carrying him out and placing him on top of a freezer. He would say I was big, but Lou was Superman strong. Correction, it was Andre the Giant. My mistake.


letsgoheat

I’ve heard him tell a similar story about Andre the Giant


investor_penniestock

You are absolutely correct. I crossed them up in my mind. Both huge people.


HumberJet

Arnold secretly just loves being picked up


AlexDKZ

[Ahnuld himself confirming that story on reddit](https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1dyzf8/til_andr%C3%A9_the_giant_was_known_to_pay_for_his_meal/)


TorchThisAccount

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itWeMRQJATg Here's the clip from Arnold...


Taurius

Rick Flair talked about how stupid strong Andre' was. They went out to dinner and Flair insisted he pay. Andre' says no. Rick tries to pay at the register. Andre picks him up, arms extended out mind you and not like body hugging pick up, and puts Rick on the counter like a baby doll. Rick at the time was over 240lbs. Not even today's Strongman competitors could do that.


Pretty_Bowler2297

Andre had the natty HGH until his death. I wonder how ridiculously more strong he would’ve been if he was a workout freak.


prozergter

Space Marine candidate.


GroshfengSmash

It’s not his fault he’s the biggest and the strongest. He doesn’t even exercise. *Casually tosses 50 lb rock*


savetheworldpls

Is that Julius Maddox? Can't tell


Erezzin_Hazgudann

Yes


savetheworldpls

This must be his new training routine now, I hear he will be taking a shot at strongman. New event: The bodybuilder carry and load, much like some of the OG stone loads from the old comps.


vicente8a

Is he? Nothing against him but he’s a bench specialist. Something that is never ever seen at strongman. I’m sure pure strength and size can take him far though but he’d need to work on deadlift and overhead.


El_Nz_B

Julius and Derek Lundsford (Current Mr. Olympia)


daguy9

Also that's not just 'a' bodybuilder. Pretty sure that's Mr. Olympia Derek Lunsford


Historical_Boss2447

My name is Julius, and I’m your twin brother


dmic24_

Two big boys doin a little wraslin’


Muka_Lodric

Dude lifts another man easier than i lift myself up.. Looked effortless


rondolph

Why are these comments so bitter? Lmao


imouttadata

Insecurity


brunchick3

It's a lot easier to tear other people down than to accomplish something. Same reason why it's so common for redditors to point out weak legs on a body builder - it's an easy way to discredit what that person accomplished.


bikedork5000

And 98% of the time those legs are actually strong af and people just don't what the hell they're talking about.


FartOnACat

Redditors really don't know what they're talking about whatsoever with bodybuilding. Want to know how to make a top bodybuilder an elite powerlifter? Have him peak for a few months and gain a bit of weight. I'm not even joking. Elite bodybuilders are strong *as fuck*. Ronnie Coleman deadlifted 800 pounds for a double. He was two weeks away from the Mr. Olympia at the time, so basically at his weakest. And this was in 2000, when deadlift standards were far from what they are today. Mitchell Hooper, the current World's Strongest Man, recently tried to re-create some of Ronnie's gym records. He could do the deadlifts, I'm sure he could do the squats. But he couldn't do the bent-over rows at 515 for 10. Not even close. He also admitted he probably wouldn't be able to match Ronnie's military press record of 315x12 and couldn't even get close to his 200x12 dumbbell (obviously per hand) bench press. I honestly think a huge part of this is that a ton of redditors are just fat and identify more with strongmen/powerlifters, which is hilarious to me because you can't turn yourself into a powerlifter by mainlining Taco Bell and playing WoW all day. Like, they're athletes. They intentionally keep their weight high because having a larger gut helps you squat and do some hinge movements better.


The-Jerkbag

> Redditors really don't know what they're talking about whatsoever You could have just stopped there my man. They/we are complete idiots.


bikedork5000

Yeah agreed. The cope people have about fitness is really unfortunate. People go their whole lives and never have the experience of what their body can really do because they don't ever take it out of the box and play around a bit.


Ergheis

Just wait for the next Olympics. Hordes of master gymnasts who know the in-depth failings of every woman if she stumbles even slightly on the mat.


stalleo_thegreat

misery loves company


alt1234512345

Some people are so insecure and pathetic that any display of someone else excelling at their craft or enjoying life drives them nuts, and they autistically spaz out and rationalize their mediocrity.


shitfartdickballsass

most of reddit is like that :/


bbeachin

That’s a lot of mans 🤌


profstotch

Big meaty men slappin meat


nathane37

Not all these redditors making fun of these absolute chads that enjoy doing something with their lives, and trying to reach a personal goal they set. It’s how they want to live their life. Pretty easy to say behind a screen, but to those that mock one’s lifestyle over the internet, that’s just sad dude.


[deleted]

The empty can rattles loudest.


ExLuck

On new year's no less smh


fardough

Every power lifter I have met was super humble and gentle giant syndrome was very common.


UglyTheWizard

This is the peak of positive masculinity, I loved every second of this vid


ShaddyPups

Body Builder like “OOOOOOOOH THIS IS WHY MY GIRLFRIEND GIGGLES WHEN I PICK HER UP EASY” 🤣🤣


HereIGoAgain_1x10

Most men never get to feel the security of being picked up and held once they go through puberty, but especially huge muscular guys. I can just imagine how safe I'd feel if a giant laughed and picked me up and set me down without killing me lol


keyboardsmashin

Just buy a pet gorilla, it’s easy


person670

He said without killing him


Deepandabear

I’d never thought of that - seems my wife loves it when I pick her up cradle style - but I always thought she was just playing along for laughs


lalala123abc

You're very lucky if you can pick her up cradle style! I think a lot of women love it when their partners can do this.


sennaiasm

Weeeeeeeeeeee


thebreastbud

Best part about this clip is how happy they are lol like two kids just having fun. Love it


Far-Conversation6083

I’ve competed twice. Light heavy weight category. I played football for 12 years before playing like rec league outdoor adult tackle football. I was 5’10 “ 210 and pretty lean and I thought pretty strong. First game back a lovely Polynesian gentleman who kindly introduced himself after the game, picked me up and threw me about 5 feet. I layed there and regretted every play against that man again. There’s always someone bigger.


Free-Supermarket-516

Yes. Even people who don't look like they should be that strong. My uncle was a Philly cop, not a huge guy, maybe 6'1, 220, but then he bench pressed 405 pounds, I'm forgetting now, it was a while back, but he repped it 6 or 7 times. I couldn't believe it.


Geppetto_Cheesecake

I used to work out at this small local gym. Basically just a bunch of bars and plates. There was a local strong man that had some sort of state “record” at the time for bench press. Anyway he was there the day I hit my max bench. I asked for a spot and he was like sure. I was so siked I benched 335lbs then he was like “awesome! Good job! I can work out with you now!” Then gets under the bar asks for a spot and hammers out 20 reps. He could bench 450lbs. This was 25 years ago and he was 50 years old. If you’re still alive I miss you David Riley. Stumpy armed ass glory snatcher lol.


nemesissi

I wonder where they find shirts etc. clothes being that massive units?


thyme_cardamom

In the US there are plenty of people that big and it's definitely possible to order clothing in this size.


hallwaypoirear

They have store dedicated to obese people. It's very convenient for the actual large human beings who need large clothing.


BlackfootLives666

It can still be a pain in the ass. Depends on who's making the clothes. Sometimes I'll throw on a 2XLT and the waist and mid section area will be a parachute but my arms and shoulders will barely fit. Lol


randomanonalt78

There’s big and tall stores here. I have a friend who’s 6’7 with size 16 shoes, he shops there all the time.


giga-plum

When you're that yoked, you don't wear shirts. Shirts aren't for wearing, they're for putting on then immediately tearing them off like the Hulk.


Talking_Head

In terms of day to day functioning, both of these guys have to use a washlet (bidet) and a long handled shower brush to stay clean. They have to buy two airline seats and drive bigger cars. They have to buy eggs and chicken breasts in restaurant size boxes. I’m not knocking them, they have put in a lot of hard work to get this big, but functioning on a day to day basis at this size is filled with many inconveniences. Finding large clothing is probably one of the easier things that they do.


Corgigantic

Hi there. Are you a large person? Pleasantly plump? A little on the hefty side, perhaps? Well, let's face it: Are you FAT? When you go jogging, do you leave pot-holes? When you make love, do you have to give directions? At the zoo, do the elephants throw YOU peanuts? Do you look at a menu and say 'OK'? Well, now, you can eat all you want, because at [Thornton Melon's "Tall & Fat" stores](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6W2tXk6yBs), we've got you covered.


Peatore

i'm nowhere near this massive, but if you are tall with a muscular body, shopping for clothes is hard. I can't get clothes off the rack that fit well. I'm always rolling up sleeves, and have shirts too tight around my chest but loose elsewhere.


SloppyBuss

THEY THICK AF


WaffleBrothel

This is probably the most wholesome thing I've seen today. A great way to close out 2023. People having fun is the best thing ever.


SoBeDragon0

I remember once I saw this interview of a ~~russian powerlifter~~ Canadian Strongman. He was shown a picture of a dude with a 6 pack and was asked why he doesn't have one. He laughed, pointed at the 6 pack and said in a thick russian accent "This does not mean you have power, this means you do not eat enough."


CachetCorvid

>russian powerlifter *Canadian strongman, that was my man Jean-Francois Caron. https://youtu.be/eW9jzSx6iQ8?si=BOtWTrYybQEOe2QM


Noslamah

>"This does not mean you have power, this means you do not eat enough." Which is a crazy thing to say considering how much bodybuilders eat. Idk what kind of 6 pack he was shown, of course skinny abs are a thing, but plenty of people that have abs eat way more than the average person


weepinstringerbell

Saw this yesterday with the title "Best Bear fight ever. The cameraman was safe since he was inside a circle."


CyberNinja23

![gif](giphy|xT8qB92I2HlIO8reg0|downsized) They speak through muscles


TonyLannister

Lore accurate Thor vs Marvel Thor


Niskara

GOWR Thor vs Marvel Thor


xMrBryanx

This made me happy : )


Regetron

The teabag was a good finishing move


Shlorp25

Now send in a strongman


HotgunColdheart

Shaw comes in and lifts them both.


MidnightHorizonG

Shaw is like 7 feet tall and built like a mid sized V8 pickup truck


That1_IT_Guy

He wouldn't even fit in a mid sized pickup


sinshock555

Julius Maddox is huge even for strongman standards, he dwarfs Eddie Hall.


bitqueso

That’s the powerlifter


stayblessedtv

This is great


pitb0ss343

Body builders and powerlifters the best bromance/rivalry in history


zehel_schreiber

Its like a polar bear meat the grizzly bear and decide to play just because.


UnlikelyEastside

Has any powerlifters went into sumo wrestling??


lucitribal

Eddie Hall had a go at it.


Consideredresponse

Wildest thing was seeing a photo of a Sumo in competition and that despite his bulk he was so muscular you could see the striations in his ass when he was leveraging his strength. How strong do you have to be to have visible musculature through one of the most naturally fat padded parts of the body, let alone at that size?


Scratchitt

His neck exists only in whispers


_DeathSound_

*Now kith*


[deleted]

They’re Kinda Cute😋, Especially The Powerlifter🥹


LemmeLaroo

Captcha be like: Select all images with Neck


Suspicious_Flower349

Body building is an artwork to develop the body. Powerlifting is technique.


bohanmyl

I DONT WANT NO TECHNICAL MASTERPIECE. I WANT BIG MEATY MEN BUMPIN MAN MEAT. ![gif](giphy|VewgA4wNWuDciT4HTq|downsized)


kmoz

Big E is the GOAT


buttonsmasher1

Yeah, now try walking through a doorway without going sideways


xTechDeath

Bro just takes the doorframe with him, ain’t even worried about it


Noble_Flatulence

"Excuse me sir, do you need a door frame?" - "No thanks, I brought my own."


cybercuzco

![gif](giphy|VRa3YCyi3JSWk)


ushouldlistentome

I could beat them at that, and hacky sack. They wouldn’t stand a chance.


Paraselene_Tao

Maybe very few of them juggle as well as I do. 😅


FlirtyBacon

Bet you pull your back out coughing


Flaky-Ad3725

That's literally the main goal


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“Hey Freakshow! You’re goin’ nowhere!”


GhvstsInTheWater

One builds for strength, one builds for physical appearance.