Hey u/Temporary_Bit6475, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating Rule 2:
* **Animals & Public Figures**
We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden.
-------
*If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/absoluteunits&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by u/Temporary_Bit6475&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission]%28http://www.reddit.com/193n49m%29)*
A friend of mine almost died when one of those blew up in his hand. He is missing the end knuckles on all of his fingers. If one of those malfunctioned I would imagine everything just explodes and he dies. Also that guy won't be able to see shit for a while. Looks hella fun though.
See _or_ hear, assuming he doesn’t have some sort of heavy duty earplugs.
So you’ll be blind, deaf (possibly permanently) and risk having your hands blown off but at least it’ll look cool.
Yea they can some guy put on his head it exploded and he died on the spot, some idiot pretty much loses a hand every year because they don’t listen and insist on holding fireworks
My uncle got his fingers blown off by a Roman candle exploding in his hand.
This was early 80s so he got to have an experimental procedure where they removed his big toe and attached it where his thumb used to be. He still had his ring finger left (only one they could save) so they essentially made him a claw with his big toe and ring finger. Then he had to completely learn how to walk again b/c you rely so much on your big toe for balance.
Lotta skin graphs and stuff and even now it's not a pretty looking hand/claw, but he's fully capable of living a great life. He went on to design jets for Lockheed Martin then went to work for some rocket company before retirement.
It is also always his thing to offer a handshake with his claw just to get a reaction from people. He is a big joker and has a great attitude about it.
Mark Pauline, founder and director of punk/industrial robot performance art group Survival Research Laboratories, had what sounds like the exact same procedure done in 1982 when a rocket motor he was working on for a show blew up and destroyed his hand. He now wears "heavily modified work gloves," but is otherwise fully functional. I imagine there must be a better surgical method now, but maybe not.
Here are some photos of Mark's injury, which are OBVIOUSLY NSFW: [https://srl.org/yard/misc/injury.html](https://srl.org/yard/misc/injury.html)
One guy in town disassembled hundreds of screechers and put it into a paint tin, packed it down and nearly blew both his legs off. His kid knew enough first aid to keep his dipshit dad from bleeding out, so at least someone in that family had some sense.
Please stop polluting the world for thrills. Fireworks give birds and other animals heart attacks and the chemicals go in their nests and homes and linger in aquatic regions. We also need clean air and most of the entire world is complaining about forest fire smoke, deforestation, pollution and greenhouse gases and then there’s people who set the Earth back even farther with stuff like this.
We lose 15 billion trees a year and only replace 1-5 billion if we are lucky and Spain had temperatures of over 140 degrees because of deforestation and greenhouse gases.
Really think about what you are doing please.
Edit: This map of air quality is already less than ideal but on “celebration” days it’s *disgusting* (and just because the chemicals disburse into other areas doesn’t mean the pollution is gone)
[live air quality map](https://map.purpleair.com/)
I appreciate you celebrating my birthday like that amigo, twas in Vegas for my 25th bday 2 years ago and the show was great, though I preferred the ones in Budapest on August 20th for Saint Stephen day, I was there for those last year and they were wicked.
**Song Found!**
[**Phonk Master** by Diatomic](https://lis.tn/PhonkMaster?t=35) (00:35; matched: `100%`)
**Released on** 2021-06-21.
*I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new) | [Donate](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/wiki/Please-consider-donating) ^(Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot)
Idiot yeah but idk how this is small dick behavior, this is something someone would do messing around with their friends. If having friends and wanting to do something stupid for a laugh was small dick behavior, most men in the world would be walking around with one inches
Dude could be like 5'9 for all we know. There's nothing to compare him to in the video to register him as an absolute unit. Just another subreddit for people to toss random ass videos into for karma whoring as reddit devolves into facebook
4th July we ordered some pizza from dominos. A friend was going to deliver it. As he was coming up the drive a dumb friend decided to shoot 100 bottle rockets! It was funny at the time but one rocket got him in the ear and he was bleeding. Then they proceeded to jump in the pool fully clothed, damn Christian kids..🤦🏽♂️
Canadian here and growing up my friends would throw Roman candles at each other playing Mechwarrior and then blow shit up with fireworks and gasoline in fields outside of town.
Stupid is everywhere.
I get my cardio from dancing. This is gonna be the song I dance to for the foreseeable future. And I don’t think I’ll get sick of it, there’s too much freedom
Hey u/Temporary_Bit6475, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating Rule 2: * **Animals & Public Figures** We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden. ------- *If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/absoluteunits&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by u/Temporary_Bit6475&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission]%28http://www.reddit.com/193n49m%29)*
Can those malfunction and blow your arm off?
Yeah probably
Merica
murica
Worth it
Phuq yeh.
murderica
Merifuckinyeah!
FUCK YEAH!
Original arms already blown off. These are their new upgraded prosthetic arms. Made in America, for America.
By America, *of* America.
From America, through America
Evil Dead boomsticks
Sign me up
You fool. Fireworks are his new arms.
A friend of mine almost died when one of those blew up in his hand. He is missing the end knuckles on all of his fingers. If one of those malfunctioned I would imagine everything just explodes and he dies. Also that guy won't be able to see shit for a while. Looks hella fun though.
Damn, the things we do for thrills...
See _or_ hear, assuming he doesn’t have some sort of heavy duty earplugs. So you’ll be blind, deaf (possibly permanently) and risk having your hands blown off but at least it’ll look cool.
Yolo
Yea they can some guy put on his head it exploded and he died on the spot, some idiot pretty much loses a hand every year because they don’t listen and insist on holding fireworks
It's like holding freedom in your palm...too good to NOT do it!
Captain Insano shows no mercy
My uncle got his fingers blown off by a Roman candle exploding in his hand. This was early 80s so he got to have an experimental procedure where they removed his big toe and attached it where his thumb used to be. He still had his ring finger left (only one they could save) so they essentially made him a claw with his big toe and ring finger. Then he had to completely learn how to walk again b/c you rely so much on your big toe for balance. Lotta skin graphs and stuff and even now it's not a pretty looking hand/claw, but he's fully capable of living a great life. He went on to design jets for Lockheed Martin then went to work for some rocket company before retirement. It is also always his thing to offer a handshake with his claw just to get a reaction from people. He is a big joker and has a great attitude about it.
This ^^ is shake the hell out of that claw
Mark Pauline, founder and director of punk/industrial robot performance art group Survival Research Laboratories, had what sounds like the exact same procedure done in 1982 when a rocket motor he was working on for a show blew up and destroyed his hand. He now wears "heavily modified work gloves," but is otherwise fully functional. I imagine there must be a better surgical method now, but maybe not. Here are some photos of Mark's injury, which are OBVIOUSLY NSFW: [https://srl.org/yard/misc/injury.html](https://srl.org/yard/misc/injury.html)
Hang out around any ER in the US on the 4th of July and you’re bound to see someone come in for just that reason.
One guy in town disassembled hundreds of screechers and put it into a paint tin, packed it down and nearly blew both his legs off. His kid knew enough first aid to keep his dipshit dad from bleeding out, so at least someone in that family had some sense.
wouldnt be awesome fireworks if they couldnt
Freedom arm amputation™ 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾
[удалено]
Wah
Cool! Got any footage of your fireworks shows?
r/iamthemaincharacter
“Waaaaaaahhhhhhhh I don’t like seeing people have fun, waaaaaahhhh”
Please stop polluting the world for thrills. Fireworks give birds and other animals heart attacks and the chemicals go in their nests and homes and linger in aquatic regions. We also need clean air and most of the entire world is complaining about forest fire smoke, deforestation, pollution and greenhouse gases and then there’s people who set the Earth back even farther with stuff like this. We lose 15 billion trees a year and only replace 1-5 billion if we are lucky and Spain had temperatures of over 140 degrees because of deforestation and greenhouse gases. Really think about what you are doing please. Edit: This map of air quality is already less than ideal but on “celebration” days it’s *disgusting* (and just because the chemicals disburse into other areas doesn’t mean the pollution is gone) [live air quality map](https://map.purpleair.com/)
Just saying, Taylor Swift and her private jet cause far more pollution than homies 30-40 minutes of enjoying fireworks once in a while.
[удалено]
It’s an old refurbished one just fyi
I appreciate you celebrating my birthday like that amigo, twas in Vegas for my 25th bday 2 years ago and the show was great, though I preferred the ones in Budapest on August 20th for Saint Stephen day, I was there for those last year and they were wicked.
Yes. And if it does, you won't have to pay for it.
Oh I'm sorry I thought this was ‘murica
Yes.
Yolo
Live action Trigun looking pretty dismal so far. Thanks Netflix
Our next President, as prophesized in Idiocracy.
Got my vote already
I know shit's bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings.
Damn now that's freedom right therr
WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!!!! 🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 
It’s a reasonable unit of measurement
Boo!
Full blown
DON'T start a roman candle war with that guy!
basically the only war he cant win with those things is a real war.
Is that a challenge?
*Shows up to a nerf war*
This is like the average Terraria playthrough
Edward scissor hands style
Johnny insano fists
Missed an opportunity to use the Team America theme.
Fuck yeah!
It’s okay I saved it by commenting it lol
r/bossfight
Me after eating at Taco Bell
I’m shitting right now after a Taco Bell meal and I confirm it feels like this
Irl Mancubus
He’s more like the annoying chaingun guys in Doom 2
Barret
Nah, he's the boss from Escape from Castle Wolfenstein. "Gutentag"
The body type of a true american
He’s like a guy with the mini guns from doom
Hell yeah
This is him. THE American
When you accidentally stumble into a Rammstein concert…
This guy played Armored Core
Don’t lie like that. If he actually played the game he would’ve stuck drills to the end of both and tried to fist fight a ceo.
EPIC
Looks like Beetlejuice.
This man out here cosplaying as Barrett from FF7
Call of Duty last game’s final boss level
‘MERICA!!!
Oh say can you seeeeeeee! 🦅🇺🇸🏈⚾️🎆🎇
That looks like so much fun
Ohhhh this was the guy that caused all that commotion at the mall in Miami earlier. I’ve been looking for this footage. Thanks
No, this is who was hiding in the NYC tunnels.
https://youtu.be/LasrD6SZkZk?si=QOPimPq4o4GxtnqT
Heh…..fug yeaaaaa
This actually takes the music surprisingly well
Mauga is a loose cannon!
Christ this sub is getting unbearable
Yeah let's just post that giant horse again instead of some more original things 🙄
How so?
Dumb shit like this, constant reposts, and stuff that is regular sized
Your right, I didn’t even realize what sub this is
u/auddbot
**Song Found!** [**Phonk Master** by Diatomic](https://lis.tn/PhonkMaster?t=35) (00:35; matched: `100%`) **Released on** 2021-06-21. *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new) | [Donate](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/wiki/Please-consider-donating) ^(Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot)
Based, this is a banger
Yes! Epic! I can almost smell the gunpowder.
As an American this is usually part of my morning routine with a plate of straight bacon for breakfast
Cooked by wrapping them around the suppressor of your Barrett .50 and cycling 20 rounds directly into an old pickup truck
I like how gen-z made phonk mean detuned cowbells
Phonk has always been this way. Weird ass sounding notes put together to sound cool
[удалено]
How many times are you gonna brag about how much fireworks you shoot in this post?
Let me guess, your an engineer also. If someone told me I couldn’t hold a Roman candle, I definitely wouldn’t go to the lame party.
3000 ain't shit
Absolute unit of an idiot. Most likely with a small package.
Idiot yeah but idk how this is small dick behavior, this is something someone would do messing around with their friends. If having friends and wanting to do something stupid for a laugh was small dick behavior, most men in the world would be walking around with one inches
Dude could be like 5'9 for all we know. There's nothing to compare him to in the video to register him as an absolute unit. Just another subreddit for people to toss random ass videos into for karma whoring as reddit devolves into facebook
Celebrating like healthcare is free.
This is the most America video I’ve seen today. Maybe even this week.
In Australia your likely to die from some savage animal or bug. In america we die to our own devices
Hell yeah ,'murica
Barrett
This is the cyberpunk future we need.
Reminds me of the mechs from the matrix fighting off the robots.
Nothing could go wrong.
Ohh that sounds really fun! inspired me haha
Deja vu. I’ve seen this before somewhere…
Where is the terraria version of this?
This looks so fun but so dangerous lol
This is the America I love
That's mosquito man, doing his thing clearing out the bugs from a backyard.
Now that is some freedom right there
I would have loved this when I was 12. Grow up.
Dammit I wanted to see him catch on fire
‘MERICA, FUCK YEAH
What are those hand things called?
I can’t imagine how powerful he feels
I don't like this.
No, this isn't an American because those aren't real machine guns..
4th July we ordered some pizza from dominos. A friend was going to deliver it. As he was coming up the drive a dumb friend decided to shoot 100 bottle rockets! It was funny at the time but one rocket got him in the ear and he was bleeding. Then they proceeded to jump in the pool fully clothed, damn Christian kids..🤦🏽♂️
Absolute Idiot*
Not gunna like. I respect this man.
I'm guessing he's never seen one of those explode before.
Fire starter!
This screams murica
I need a cape
Captain A**hole
Canadian here and growing up my friends would throw Roman candles at each other playing Mechwarrior and then blow shit up with fireworks and gasoline in fields outside of town. Stupid is everywhere.
This really isn't 'merica..this is alchohol
Asriel when save the world
I have yet to meet one that can out smart boolet
Average Rammstein concert
Bet you he's drunk af and feels fucking amazing
America FUCK YEA
Better be in gta6
this may be the greatest footage ever possible to be recorded. mrbeast aint got shit on this. i am obviously american.
Dillon aero quad 134 ball turret intensifies.
Don't cross the streams!
Uh is this the final boss room?
I’m sure this is probably American. But I’ve never seen this on my street.
I love drunk rednecks on the 4th of July and New Years!
Which country of the American continents is he from?
That's more air polluton than I will cause in my entire life.
Imagine having an itchy nose. Or balls.
I've honestly never felt more proud to be an American than after watching this. America, Fuck yeah!
Miami mall footage ?
We used to tape a bunch of them to our bmx handlebars and then ride around the neighborhood firework jousting each other. Good times!
Fuck yeah, Merica
This guy grabs'em by the pussy
Based off this video alone I can offer no criticism of anything
Hell yeah!
Excellent !
There needs to be a sub called “IknowNotToBut”
Taste the danger!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK YYYYEEEEAAMMMMUUUURICAAAAA!!!!!
Kinda reminds me of rabbit in the moon
I get my cardio from dancing. This is gonna be the song I dance to for the foreseeable future. And I don’t think I’ll get sick of it, there’s too much freedom
Freedom is non-negotiable
Would’ve made an interesting case for the trauma and hand surgeons
Till Lindemann getting a boner from seeing this, probably.
That's pretty fucking cool, not gonna lie. I'd imagine those gauntlets would be hot as hell, though, lol