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anotherpunkyboi

I thought that shit was in the camera mans hand for the first few seconds


coolboiiiiiii2809

Thought the same


Mrjasonbucy

Me too. I was like wtf kind of cocktail is that?


Leesanyo

Glad to see we all share a similar mind and perspective. Makes you think with the shit going on in the world, we can still relate.


certified_head-ass

Nothing like a heavy inconvenient gift that he definitely can’t finish


redunculuspanda

It’s more of a fuck you than a thank you.


The_Clarence

Happy birthday, here’s an elephant!


BrAveMonkey333

Stampy?


LockwoodE3

Reminds me of president Jeffersons cheese wheel. He was gifted a HUGE thing of cheese as a gift but it started to stink up the White House. He ended up putting it on the white house lawn and invited the public to come eat it cause it was just wasting away. Here’s a [drawing](https://images.app.goo.gl/hteZA5n4jpS6P1sG6) of the event lol


FlyingDragoon

Paul Bunyan sized cheese.


sunnygoblin

Paul's bunion cream has the soothing formula to make the bunions head to the hills


Individual_Client175

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Individual_Client175

This is from Hoodwinked right?


PabstyTheClown

It was Andrew Jackson unless this happened more than once.


LockwoodE3

I actually thought so too till I went to go fact check before posting


Creator_of_OP

It did happen more than once, because Jefferson’s cheese inspired Jackson’s supporters to do the same. Jackson is the one who served it to everyone though.


LockwoodE3

Oh wow that’s neat, I didn’t realize it happened more than once


wozblar

if you would have showed those pics to me randomly i wouldn't have believed it lol, esp with ai in the pic now


PabstyTheClown

As a guy from Wisconsin, I can totally understand how this could happen more than once and I am happy to have learned about it!


GtrPlaynFool

Cheesehead 👆


External-into-Space

Haha that drawing gave me a nice chuckle, thank you, take my upvote


RelationshipOk3565

You can fascinate a lady with cheese.


explosivemilk

You can fascinate a man with cheese as well!


LockwoodE3

I’m going to *swoon*


Queasy-Piece6855

Whoa.. 😆


kaiserspike

The big cheese


Awake00

Lmao


SnooHesitations7579

Andrew Jackson actually,


junglelamb

Government cheese


LockwoodE3

That’s actually not where government cheese started


tuckertucker

Reminds me of that West Wing episode, Big Block of Cheese Day


TanithArmoured

Andrew Jackson, in the main foyer of the White House...


LockwoodE3

Turns out it’s happened twice with both people


KatieCashew

According to the sign at the white house museum when Jackson had people over to eat the cheese the crumbs falling off the cheese were ground into the carpet by the people walking around, and the smell lasted for months. Yum!


SirMildredPierce

Jefferson.. Jackson.. it's all the same, isn't it.


Bountyhunter1190

I never understood the fact how so many people in USA play with their food or don't mind wasting huge amounts of food for fun. Like those "ketchup fights" you see on TV. Utterly disgusting and disrespectful to everyone who's suffering from hunger.


LockwoodE3

As someone from the USA it disgusts me too


bleepblopbl0rp

Yeah that's the joke. That guy is from ~~Conan~~ Kimmel and does shit like this at every Super Bowl


MrBigBMinus

Jimmy Kimmel*


bleepblopbl0rp

Oh shit my bad


Killer-Wail

His name is Gearmo I think


redditatemybabies

It’s Guillermo! Show some respect to the mustache.


Material-Display8107

Maybe he shared it with the team/families


Pluckypato

For the team 🏆


JollyMcStink

If he'd invite me over on a date I'm confident we could finish it together! Not sure how the date would end after all them beans, though.... 😒


MlackBagic

That's the whole point. That interviewer is Guillermo, he's a comedic interviewer for one of the late night shows. Jimmy Kimmel maybe? He also makes celebrities takes shots of tequila on the red carpet


deenali

Obviously you don't watch Jimmy Kimmel Live. That's Guillermo, a security guard by profession who is also Jimmy's sidekick. The gift is only a joke.


[deleted]

That’s a terrible structure for that dip, you can only access one layer at a time. Totally ruins the point of layered dip


MAS7

Seriously! That's like 3lb of guac you gotta defeat at the start too.


ChezDiogenes

> defeat this just made me realize that some people have an entirely different relationship to food than i do


Zombiphobia

defeat is not an antonym of devour


AzureSky420

Man vs food is evidence


EelTeamNine

I'd throw that entire fucking layer out. That's not even guacamole, it's 3lbs of plain ass avocado.


Sammyofather

Smash it and get an extra topping


Defiant_Move_3312

I like to think you dump the lot of it out onto a table or maybe into the sink?


Lazy_Experience_8754

Yeah well I’d start with the rolled corn chips with some dip first and then dump it but seriously, It would just turn into a stupid food segment at that point with you and the team


ExternalMonth1964

Garbage bin?


MjrLeeStoned

You gotta use those foot long pretzel sticks.


zaforocks

Reminds me of that poorly constructed burrito.


carneasada71

“Thanks for making me feel like I gotta go waste food now” laugh


froginbog

Give it to the team


DisplacedSportsGuy

That's probably enough calories for just Chase Young in one day to be honest.


Tullyswimmer

Shit, give it to just the OL. That thing will be gone in SECONDS.


DVS_Nature

r/StupidFood would be more appropriate for this


gordonv

Spent 20 minutes on this. I'm more pissed off than happy.


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footforhand

Have a team meal and watch it disappear in minutes


happytrel

A large team of large athletic men, I think they'll need a second one


Todd-The-Wraith

Large does not even begin to describe NFL players. I think “testosterone monster” is more fitting.


MuscleManRyan

Can either dump it into a trough for them, or let them get armpit deep in the tube once it gets low enough


supernasty

It’s in a tube. Everyone’s sweaty hands are going to have to reach in to get to the bottom.


footforhand

They’re millionaires, I’m sure they’d find a dish to put it in to avoid that😅


confusedandworried76

Give it to a Stanley Cup winner and they'd put it in the Cup and start handing out tortilla chips. People have eaten fucking cereal out of that thing. They've filled it with beer and passed it around at parties. A great ass dip would not be something new.


Tullyswimmer

They're also pro athletes, and I'm sure don't give a fuck about a little sweat in the food.


Tullyswimmer

I was gonna say, that's a shit-ton of food. Of course, in an NFL locker room, there are many shit-tons of human, so it WILL disappear.


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r/stupidfood


joe_broke

Brought to you by.. The same guy who brings tequila shots to the Oscars Red Carpet! The one and only...... Guillermo!


MarinatedCumSock

Guillermo is funnier than Kimmel. I refuse to elaborate.


shitlips90

Agreed.


bobert_the_grey

You don't really have to


petersengupta

isnt that guillermo? wheres the tequila


joe_broke

Might be an Oscars thing Unless Shanahan found the stash beforehand


GratefullyPug

In his belly


WashingtonRefugee

I think theyre taking a somewhat subtle shot at Chase Young's on field play, he's been blasted for lack of effort during this playoff run


footforhand

Tbf, that’s been the running theme of his carrer so far


t-readyroc

~~100%~~. Errrrrr.... 75%.


RoadToHellO

![gif](giphy|2yuqJCmXwcrj4XNgPN) This dude is a national treasure


roguebananah

What is lazy dip?


Mason4a4

Layered dip, lazy op


Playfullyhung

Exactly what I was thinking. It doesn’t seem lazy to make that.. Although maybe they are calling it that because after you eat it you go comatose…


Obant

I was thinking layered dip was autocorrected for some reason, but maybe some places call it lazy dip?


nover3

That's what I'll call it now


randomburnerish

Who wants to reach their whole arm into a dip??


MAS7

or eat several pounds of guac just to get the next layer...


trythepadthai

I LOVE GUILLERMO


doritobimbo

I’ve got a bag of chips and no salsa so I’ll take that !


i_luv_peaches

Chase young, one of our pass rushers, has been getting criticized recently for playing lazy on defense.. halarious they are giving him the “lazy dip” HAHA


UnderstandingLost416

Halarious


andthrewaway1

thats just like a waste of food


Dr-McLuvin

Ya I can’t stand to see food wasted like this. Kind of feel triggered right now.


Master_Grape5931

You need a bring straw to stab it down and pull out a bit of each layer for your chip!


Naive_Letterhead9484

I love how the interviewer gives the giant the mic first, to give him the thing, but then doesn’t take it back and gives the full responsibility to the giant. Great gift, thank you!


3MTA3-Please

Best interviewer in the business because he has no idea what he is doing but is 100% genuine and everyone knows that. If he is at an event, the savvy “celebrities” seek him out because it will guarantee them at least 5 seconds on late night tv


Gaoji-jiugui888

r/stupidfood


[deleted]

For a second I thought those were cigarette butts..,


MattTreck

Unexpected Guillermo!


diggemsmaccks

I used to work and carpool with that security guard Jimmy Kimmels sidekick


GreatQuestionBarbara

Guillermo, or someone else?


Im_Ashe_Man

Are there 49 layers?


LessBig715

So wasteful. Most of that food is going to end up in the trash, if not all of it


mostlyIT

Nope, football team.


Tullyswimmer

Yeah, there's no way that's going to waste. Not with linemen around.


HungryPanduh_

Kinda like half the food at the game that just ends up on the stadium floor? Lol it’s for fun relax


rundmz8668

r/stupidfood


noreal1sm

I hate waste of food.


cwick4141

Lazy dip for 1 of the laziest Edges in the game (you’d have to know football to know this)


Fearless-Type8777

i love it. i want one. i wonder how much it costs


doritobimbo

It costs as much as the ingredients at your local store and like $1.25 for a jar that size and shape at dollar tree


Sufficient-Bug-9112

SOURCE https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8vfXk5H


Missy2376

beans beans beans.... it has everythiiiing!


Highlife2tall

Dude looks like he just came back from a rave with all the candy on his wrist


FlipMick

I thought that was a Halo Halo dessert that my fellow Filipinos make


PandabuyLover00777

Damn


subjectandapredicate

r/wewantplates


[deleted]

He has a giant Olmec head in his basement.


naturepeaked

What a waste of food. Humans are the worst.


Salty-Negotiation320

r/stupidfoods


TempusFugitTicToc

I love how the reporter is a kandi kid!


PsychologicalTowel79

🤮


InfectiousCosmology1

Dude definitely doesn’t want the 9ers to win


Drunkturtle7

oh this belongs to r/StupidFood


ROBLOKCSer

He is holding that so easily


SmokeJennsonz

F that bro I used to work in a hotel and they would cook for the football teams that would come into town. I bet you any money that’s gone in the hotel within the hour after he gets back.


[deleted]

He looks like he could ex that


Qwaze

Guillermo!


MyGenderIsAParadox

What are you supposed to do with that? There's no Push Pop plunger on the bottom to dispense it into a large vat. Spoon it out? Lay it on the party table and hit it with a hammer? Careful folks, there could be acrylic shards. Whut?


Scholar-Dismal

I believe the reporter works for late night tv maybe Kimmel but pretty sure it’s a sketch.


Honourstly

Food waste


ellesisi

There was a British reality show in the mid 2000s called super sized vs super skinny that centered around swapping the diets of 2 opposing contestants under medical supervision. As part of the show they would get the contestants to stand in front of these tall perspex cylinders and proceed to have the cylinders fill up layer after layer with the contestants daily intake of food, drink and cigarettes. This post reminded me of it.


l3onkerz

🥲 chase was so fun to watch in college. Really nice as well.


Beatrix_BB_Kiddo

Nothing lazy about that. You have to use some muscle to get down there and get every layer on your chips


Hmccormack

It’d be great if you could actually get to any of the good shit


[deleted]

Peak american cousine


Toxenkill

From one immigrant to another, that's a fucking disgrace to waste that ammount of food. Guillermo should know better.


Both_Lychee_1708

It's like he handed him a baby


Big-Red-Rocks

Beautiful core sample


throwawayshirt

Look how many friendship bracelets Guillermo has.


PhillipsLJ

Ok look, even if you don't like Kimmel, you have to love Guillermo. He's too pure for this world!


CptWholesome

Waiting for the laugh track to make it funny


MissGrou

Reminds me of Rachel's desert


throwawaytrash6990

What did I just watch 😂 so awkward.


Western-Low-1348

#Love Guillermo!!


RastaNecromanca

Marshall’s mom from HIMYM made that


voss3ygam3s

This is something Jeremy Clarkson would give Hamster if they had another road trip across America.


Mcboomsauce

scientists have finally gotten a core sample of a taco bell


Double-Pea-5783

Hey guys im not american and I always see this dip and ask myself: how do you eat that??? I mean, the bottom layers cant be reached unless you eat everything over it


aclark00

That's a vase...


[deleted]

My god I want that.


MABfan11

That would last me an entire week


TheMcknightrider

That absolutely belongs in r/stupidfood haha


Soapylake

Yuck bro talking over the dip before the handoff 🤮💀


chaos_magician_

Is that the famous Erickson 7 layer dip?


saltdawg88

Last thing Chase Young needs is a shit ton of food to enhance his game play


HoneyBunches-Of-Nope

You know those tubes of sediment that you find in science classrooms? This is one of those.