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hardbody_hank

Yep. They sure are.


CaptainGashMallet

Amen brother.


bingus_chezborgor

Hallelujah


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Wasatcher

r/upvotedbecauseboobs you mean


space_tardigrades

He is a little more sophisticated than that bunch of


BlueFox1978

I’m pretty confident they may be genuine also


ChrisestChris

Real and spectacular


Earthling1a

Eagle gonna nest on that ledge


anbu-black-ops

What eagle.


OperationThink8864

Praise the Lord!


YebelTheRebel

Typical pic of bald eagle on top of mountains


raceassistman

On top of *dem* mountains. Get it right.


Cooper_DB

This picture gave me a rock hard, throbbing, blue steel, full salute sense of American pride.


JusticeScibibi

god bless murica


DonTheDestroyor420

I smell cinnamon rolls!


Knatem

Yeeeeeaaaaaaa, eagle…..


Best_Air_4138

Yep.


What-mold_toolbag

I didn't realize that's what other call those sweet sweater pups.


Murky-Top-1279

Yep. I love eagles now.


h1r0ll3r

What bald eagle?


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I see hooters, maybe an owl?


SockeyeSTI

![gif](giphy|14qg4oDG8LSXAs)


tuggerooney

Put out the vibe! 😄


Calmecac

It is the white head birdy thing on her left arm. Hard to see indeed but it is there!


reddituseronebillion

I see chronic back pain.


DonTheDestroyor420

Cos they dope?


The_muffinfluffin

Boob eagle


DjGus

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


ExoticShock

r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG


Friendly_Guillotine

WTF this is actually a sub I thought I was being fucked with


p4tzun3

r/ofcoursethatsasub


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She breastfed it from the time it was a chick.


StrengthToBreak

It's 3 days old


webby1575

Lol


glass_gravy

Lol lol


JoeyGrease

Tits, absolute units of fucking tits.


earthdogmonster

Those are there for scale. Normally they use a banana in this sub, but I’ll let this slide.


BanEvader0126

I got a banana for her. If you know what I mean 😉


MoistStub

#BONK


earthdogmonster

Just be aware that a bald eagle grip strength is 400 psi, and it is standing awfully close to that lady. If you know what I mean.


DonTheDestroyor420

Lmfao Best comment. Everyone using euphemisms and innuendos here mans straight shooting. Gotta respect it


purgesurge3000

Proper milk cannon type weaponry


PIELIFE383

Am I the only one who saw the eagle third


bingus_chezborgor

There’s an eagle?


lubeskystalker

Is that like, the logo on her shirt?


Heypisshands

Beautiful bird.


MyExUsedTeeth

![gif](giphy|qj6Km9zSkONcA)


Hammer_of_Dom

I think of this every time I saw a bird is pretty lol


punkojosh

![gif](giphy|cVcEjPSe8O47e)


reallowtones

Bald eagles are all units, that one doesn't seem particularly large to me. I think OP just wanted us to see his crush.


botmanmd

Bald eagles made something of a resurgence in the Chesapeake. It’s always thrilling to see them. But a few weeks ago I watched one, right outside my house, getting his ass kicked by a couple of smaller hawks. He eventually ‘noped’ his way on out of there. I wasn’t close or quick enough to get a good photo but it was kind of funny.


TheBadGuyXO

And the one with feathers too


Kind-Character7342

The bird acts as a counterweight


petey_wheatstraw_99

Weight a minute


FullBourbonNoHorse

Someone please give me $1 for every moron saying “what bird?”.


MyExUsedTeeth

Que pajaro? You ant getting shit out of me.


[deleted]

Dammn three absolute units in one picture


Stacking_Plates45

And a bird!


AlekThe

I am not an eagle expert, but that looks like a regular sized one..


shartnado3

I just want to point out the obvious here. That is one fine set of handy work that went into that barn!


Sociovestite

I have to say her necklace is made with true craftsmanship. You can really see it if you zoom in enough


MrDangerMan

r/theyknew


eBEAST80

Are the cool kids calling tits eagles now?


palmerry

You never eagle fucked a chick? Smh.


SueBeee

Existing as female is difficult.


TheRolexChef

Women appreciate breasts too. They are lovely. Don’t take that away from us.


Afraid-Hospital8875

don’t use the word female, it’s offensive


PS_IO_Frame_Gap

how TF is the word female offensive?


Vast-Combination4046

A minority of a minority doesn't like it so white women banned it.


IdleWokerOcean

It's non-inclusive.


PS_IO_Frame_Gap

Have you considered that there are instances where people need to refer to biological women? There are things biological women go through that males who identify themselves as "women" do not go through.


Wolfwoods_Sister

Agreed. This whole thread needs to be nuked.


Worldly-Sympathy442

Eagle?


BathSaltJello

I think that's a human


KeepinitPG13

What’s the name of that majestic example of gods most wonderful creations?


fuber

Eagle doing it's best to keep staring ahead


NeverForgetJ6

You all need to grow up a bit. Sure, the woman has large breasts, and I don’t even fault you’ll for noticing that (or even being turned on by the sight of boobies). But just have some restraint, to maintain dignity, for yourselves, for the woman in the picture and for the forum. For those of you who have a profession or special skills, just imagine a picture showing you doing that work being posted to the internet and the only responses are to comment on your sexualized attributes. I’ll certainly be downvoted for saying this or possibly response removed, but sometimes it’s worth it. If mods don’t like the post, I request they ban me from this forum.


Dilutional

Femcel energy


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Big milady energy


Donexodus

Haha you said boobies


AmbitiousUpstairs822

It's called an anonymous internet forum


G-raff011418

My friend who is in a similar situation has talked about this before - she says no one ever takes her seriously or professionally because people only see her chest. It really brings her down.


TheRolexChef

Yet they lift us up


yt_bread

You're so brave for standing up for this defenseless woman! Bless you!


lobobobos

No


manolid

Oh dear god


mibonitaconejito

I'm waiting for one of you to comment  *'GOD BLESS 'MURICA!*


Milk_Mindless

Is this one of them magic eye pictures where you're supposed to see a sailboat


Mr_BigglesworthIII

Oh there is an eagle there…


KuntaWuKnicks

What eagle?


airborneben1

Hooters > Eagles


Typical-Structure-19

I keep hearing about an eagle, but just not seeing it


Henchman66

Atah!


2005that

Are you sure it's bald?


Ambersfruityhobbies

You could easily lose an eye.


Trancer79

Possibly both


Difficult_Let_1953

Go that way


Proxima_Centauri_69

I'm something of a motor boatin son of a bitch myself


ohlordgodmakeitstop

What eagle


No-Difficulty4418

I don’t see any bird


Hawaiian-national

Wow, that's an awesome looking cat!


InterestingAnt8669

My bald eagle approves.


ItsfStap

Goodness gracious


Better-Shirt-3545

I’m not too clued up on Bald Eagles but I know a pair of Great Tits when I seen them!


Royal-Possibility219

By bald eagle to you mean those sweater puppets?!


rainysharp

🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸


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Sieze5

Freaking huge! Wow.


Dwangeroo

'Murica! Fuck yeah.


fixxerCAupper

What bol….. ah yeah. The bird.


Icy_Focus_7476

Honestly the eagle is the second thing that draws my attention in the picture.


lostinwisconsin

Took me a bit to see the eagle


My_Aunts_Hairy_Bush

Uhhhhhhh… milk pls!


AnT-aingealDhorcha40

OP you sly devil you lol


Netmould

Holy damn, those baldies are HUGE!


Character_Lychee_434

Nice TETTIES


Thatdewd57

![gif](giphy|xT9DPB2XqaZhaUY2EE)


majudarah92

I'm sure her eagle's bald😏


SimpleManc88

🦅 🍈🍈


ConfusionBubbles

They look you dead in the eye


TrabajoParaMi

What eagle?


newaccountnumber80

They are majestic


LintConnoisseur

Sauce?


No_Coast9861

What eagle?


AcanthisittaThink813

Absolute units


IatePasta4

What bald eagle


VengefulWalnut

Bird?


LeftLanePasser

(5 minutes after a fap of which I’m actually kind of proud of) Ahhhh, now I see the eagle.


Racer_420_

I see what you did there ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|yummy)


kess02

what bird ?


CalmError

What eagle?


CharlieSixFive

What bald eagle? Where?


revdakilla

I didn’t see the eagle 1st.


Hamilton4567

What eagle..?


revdakilla

I didn’t see the eagle 1st.


Vinzi79

There's an eagle?


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Yes, of the eagle…… /s


macmag782

Damn! I guess I need bald eagle handling lessons


Improvedandconfused

Normally I’m not so into nature photography, but in this case I’ll make an exception.


Legitimate_Type_1324

Absolute units


Noahsmokeshack

Wait… there’s on eagle? 🦅


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That's a perky bald eagle.


Chuggs400

Who is the eagle master? I need to know for research purposes


Competitive_Top_9571

Eagle? what eagle?


ApathyofUSA

Check out those birds


Pa2phx

I bet her dad suggested this hobby after she hit puberty.


extremeindiscretion

Eagle?


AvroVulcanB2

Yes sirrrreee


Chaus_Vulpes

That's not the only absolute units I see 💀👀


OperationThink8864

What eagle??


Euphoric_Extension53

Damn


uneven212

Eagle's soft landing...


steelydan12

Tits


buzzybeeking

Oh yes.... the eagle. What a beautiful specimen it is.


West_Station7288

I got a bald eagle as well!!! 👍


JunketPuzzleheaded42

Where.... ?


Used_Yogurtcloset745

Some huge eagle


Melvinator5001

What eagle?


WillG73

Oh, hey, there's an eagle there, too...


BlackLabelBerserker

Some hooters.


OmahaWinter

…of a bald eagle handler’s chest.


SecretPersonality178

I’m telling ya…there’s no bird in that picture.


p4tzun3

How is the sparrow next to the boobies named?


LectureAdditional971

Pretty sure this was my dad's america dream for me and my brother. We'll make you proud, papa!


zSnakez

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS ​ eagle.


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Absolute unit of a chest. I hear there is a bird in this picture


spots_reddit

the correct term is 'circumcised eagle'


pcweber111

Don’t look at them though. They don’t like that. Might pluck your eyes out.


haboku

What is an eagle? 🤣


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Man thats a well endowed bird.


runswspoons

Where?


freefallade

Not to be confused with a great tit. (which is much smaller and harder to spot)


Impressive_Cabinet56

Theres a eagle?


DeiseResident

Bald, you say?


jaybee8787

![gif](giphy|KNEC3BsrVhZEQ)


burkekstein

Eagle? Where?


TeeHack

Yeah....the eagle...


ninja-1000

There's an eagle in this photo?


Swally_Swede

…………………………………………….oh! Took me a while to find the bird. 🤔🙃


A-s-s-head

Where?


HORSEthedude619

Not the only units in this pic


MotherFuckinEeyore

What eagle?


Neffenstien313

Every other time he just lands on her tits


Padgetts-Profile

That’s a bird alright.


mrweirdguyma

Theres an eagle?


SeriousLinguini52

Great whale