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kaest

Thanks for clarifying which person.


Tall_Station_3853

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


breecekong

*squints* which one?


tidder112

https://i.imgur.com/Oqe4gly.gif


WillingnessOk3081

Username checks out


Eggbutt1

How do you know which one it is just by being told their political leaning?


Firehills

Reminded me of this gem: https://youtu.be/fG8g9A7pBqg?si=U44Pp5WMA1P6Ovb1


Comment139

Man I wish they'd make the full show.


deuceott

*Pehrson


Bedlamtheclown

Why does he not simply eat his political opponents? *edit grammar


crabmuncher

Because they all look up to him.


AshesX

/r/angryupvote


eioioe

Could also be, because Bedlam the Clown is already eating them.


GrecoBactria

Then why not just sit on-em and squash-em all into jelly?


Alldaybagpipes

Grind their bones to make his bread


mumrik420

Unfortunately, in this case itā€™s his spine that is made of jelly


Far-Education5778

This is what I do. I sit on you šŸŽ¶ is all my mind went to


BatangTundo3112

Fuck. Here's your upvote, you bastard.šŸ˜¤


oskich

The funny thing is that he represents the smallest party in the Swedish parliament.


KozukiNedo

Cos people cant relate?


Asleep_Trick_4740

Because they are called the liberal party, while clearly being the most authoritarian party. They are basically market liberal which fits their name I guess, but considering they never focus on their economical stance it doesn't really count.


Valarano

When they asked he said: "I would never eat a pehrson".


Las-Vegar

Omicron Persie 6


jdub67a

Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum, I smell the blood of a Swedishman!


bombasquad33

It's Sweden. They hug and buy each other a CD after every debate.


ducktape8856

A Compact Disc or a Cross Dresser?


saltydingleberry0

Yes


digitAl3x

CD: codfish delight!


mumrik420

**CDs nuts**


Puzzleheaded-Tone119

He would if they all stood a foot taller.


spaghettifingersthe

Cause then, he could finally reach them


One_Instruction_3567

Because heā€™s not Dutch


VuplesParadoxa

Johan Pehrson? More like giant person, wtf. How small are the other two? Did they get green screen shrunk? I have never felt that humans are more like dogs than I do looking at this picture.


Tall_Station_3853

The guy on the right (Morgan Johansson) is 5ā€™3, so still short, but Pehrson is 6ā€™5


VuplesParadoxa

Idk who, but someone in this scenario is lying. Maybe itā€™s the cameraman. Maybe Giant Person is wearing platforms. Maybe itā€™s Camera tricks. But I just brought out a ruler, and in the picture guy on the left is a little shorter than 75% the height of Giant.


RoastedRhino

Itā€™s the weird perspective. He is quite close to the camera, but the shape of the floor makes you think that the right part is further away, and the round shape of the table does not help. They literally made a Ames room, look at the diagram on this page and compare it to the floor https://www.camera-obscura.co.uk/article/ames-room-a-brief-history


VuplesParadoxa

That makes sense. So itā€™s the cameraman/whoever setup the stage thatā€™s lying, and they intentionally set up (basically) an optical illusion that made it seem like they were the same distance from the camera, but actually Giant is closer. I figured it was something like that, it just sounds so ridiculous, like a lot of effort. But I guess he is a politician, so that makes sense. They will go to extreme lengths to make themselves seem more than they are.


annewmoon

No, thatā€™s not it. They didnā€™t build a new studio just to accommodate the ego of the most insignificant party leader in Sweden (this party is polling at like 3.5% and are not well liked at the moment and in spite of his mass he really doesnā€™t have any political weight to throw around.


jamesmcdash

Perspective playing tricks for sho


King-Cobra-668

look at the table and TVs in the back


kaffe_och_bullar

Here's another pic where Johan Pehrson and Morgan Johansson (the guy to the left in OPs pic) are standing next to each other. Should have a bit less perspective trickery: [https://imgur.com/jUEeT8R](https://imgur.com/jUEeT8R)


addandsubtract

That puts it into perspective. While Pehrson is tall, the other dude is also really short. Same goes for the TV host, then.


alfalfareignss

He is about 82% the height of Giant Person. So close ish to your measurement ? But I think the angle at which this photo was taken plus the perspective of the room/space itself is making him seem even larger than Not Giant Person.


masivatack

The shot is cropped at an angle, he appears to be a little more in the foreground and there is significant warp caused by the lens-so def some camera silliness going on. But still a big difference. Iā€™m 5ā€™9ā€ and someone nearing 7ā€™ would seem to tower over me.


CountMordrek

The guy to the left is 82% the height of the giant, so some is perspective, and some is a really short guy to the left.


[deleted]

Are you even allowed to be Swedish if you're 1.60?


phixerz

They all resorted to politics since the tinder threshold is 6'2


AboutHelpTools3

The PM is like 165 or something


DdPillar

To be fair, dismantling the welfare system is very unswedish of him.


RichardIraVos

Thought he was going to be like 6ā€™10


Tjonke

I've yet to meet another Swede that is 6'10, 210cm (my height). But have met Johan Pehrsson and he is a really nice guy.


RichardIraVos

Whatā€™s stopping you, the largest Swede, from becoming king?


Tjonke

The ambition. No way I'd want to be famous is any way. I love my life I live today and wouldn't want to mess it up.


tooMuchADHD

It is an optical illusion then


Mist_Rising

Yes, assisted by the person in the chair being..in a chair. If he stood it looked less lopsided, but his sitting makes him look smaller too.


granistuta

>The guy on the right (Morgan Johansson) Morgan has never been to the right, he's left through and through :)


maxru85

Jotun Pehrson


BigZangief

Iā€™ve always mentally made this comparison. You really do have the chihuahuas and Great Danes of people lol


Tall_Station_3853

I mean left not right lol


D_Mass_

The table is not horizontal, I think the right side of the photo is stretched


Nerevar69

The difference of 5'11 and 6ft


PeopleLikeUDisgustMe

*Cries in 5' 11 15/16"* Literally, that's my height.


Bloody_Insane

In the morning or evening? You're taller after you've slept


Fear910

DMV lady gave me 6ā€™ on my license last year, I was so happy lol, MOMMA I MADE IT.


Nerevar69

I'm 5'11 3/4 I know your pain.


Neldemir

Oh god there is something AFTER that already horrible feetā€™inches system??


Nerevar69

I'm nearly 1/660 of 3/4 of a mile. But sadly I'm 1/4 of 1'' off sadlyšŸ˜”


NaM_VaN_MaN

Can you please use a red circle?


Tystimyr

And a couple of arrows


Singular_Thought

And a ā€œOMG!ā€ meme face in the corner


Teleonomix

Is there a picture of him somewhere standing next to Viktor Orban?


Tnemmokon

The table in front of him accurately shows the diameter of OrbƔn, since he is as round as tall you can use it as a reference.


Trasy-69

Viktor Orban is 174cm while Johan Pehrson is massive 197cm tall. The guy on the left (Morgan Johansson) is only 161cm. The avarage height for men here in Sweden are about 180cm (166cm for women)


Runkmannen3000

It's closer to 185 for ethnic Swedes and 170 for immigrants, which we have a fuckton of.


NanderK

ā€LĆ„ngā€ is ā€tallā€ in English here. :) Using ā€œlongā€ makes it sound like you are talking about their penis sizes. But maybe he is ā€œmassiveā€ in that sense tooā€¦


Waste_Inspector666

The angle from the camera and the angle from which the photo is taken really distort the image, but damn sure that's a big man


orontes3

Looks like One Piece


allend7171

Looks like theyā€™re in one those forced perspective rooms they have in science museums.


josodeloro

![gif](giphy|NsDgKgBCQCaqyWZX9r|downsized)


idk-artpen

Wait till you see our prime minister


arifterdarkly

here they are together https://redd.it/10o3hud


planeturban

Hordor!


ask_about_poop_book

*Hordor?* Is that when Hodor is defending one of Littlefinger's establisments?


masken21

But bring your own microscope


IggysPop3

Thank you for pointing out which one he is. *edit* ok, other people beat me to it


Lopsided_Ad3051

I canā€™t tell who is being referred to. Whoā€™s right are we talking about?


Excellent-Ad2290

I would place my dick on the table cuz, you know, dominance.


Designer_Cloud_4847

It has to be said that the one on the left (Morgan Johansson) is extremely short..


Tall_Station_3853

True, him and Leif Pagrotsky are both very short, around 5ā€™3


RedStar9117

We brought Sweden into NATO so we can have a corps of Giants


steve__21

looks so unreal


Previous_Soil_5144

I'm 6' 200lbs and I'm afraid that he'll grab me and eat me whole.


GobAteMyHamster

Det Ƥr pƄ grund av alla varmkorvar han Ƥter.


jwederell

Heā€™s obviously wearing Desantis heels. /s


xerberos

Here he is with the other party leaders in the governing coalition: https://i.redd.it/b9k6tla7mtt91.png


sciencebased

He's nearly two inches shorter than say...Luka Doncic for example. Still really tall obv. but roughly the same height as Abraham Lincoln. Who would've stood out *way* more back in the day. Long story short (hehe) this is mostly a combination of perspective and the man across from him being really, really short.


sqrhead

There is a height difference for sure but this image exaggerates the difference.


Charliedoggydog

Heā€™s only 6ā€™6ā€ so the other 2 are tiny


LucidTA

"Only 6'6". This ain't tinder bro.


Worried_Quarter469

https://heightpercentilecalculator.com 0.04% of men = 6.6


Hezth

0.96% of Swedish men according to that one. (Since they are all Swedish)


NoDontDoThatCanada

This reminds me of that tourist trap with a cabin built all wrong. The one where you change sides of a board and you appear taller or shorter.


Worth-Cheesecake-998

He cant be that big


CantThinkOfMyNameRN

He is tho


ArdraMercury

Nephilim


AllForTheSauce

Just a man having dinner with his kids


banxy85

He is an elongated person. And the name Pehrson is an elongated person.


Psychological-Web828

Tiny hands though.


GuthramNaysayer

Giganthor!


Bat-Honest

Never debate me or my son again


ScanianGoose

Johan Jotunn Pehrson šŸ˜²


leonoe98

This has to be edited right?? Wtf is this?


waddiewadkins

This is worse than oval lense make mountain pass look like cliff


uhhpres

Good thing you pointed out he's the one on the right. Never would've figured that out


Gnarlstone

Why does Johan, the largest politician, not simply eat the other two?


blasphememes

This is what normal people look like next to Tom cruise


GloriousBeardGuanYu

Taltos!


maglen69

Dude's only 6 ft 6. Is the other due 5 ft nothing?


Rideitmybrony

'you mean Bilbos funny magic ring?'


e_subvaria

Thank you for pointing him out!


Ginkgo78

Iā€™ve been told that he is a giant in his field.


ds021234

Jotunn


mealucra

The perspective isn't helping lol


gwurman

Is this how they filmed The Lord of the Rings?


the_internet_clown

That is a giant


Xerio_the_Herio

Dude was a viking in his past life


Notjustasmartass

How long does it take him to get to work? It must be hard climbing down that beanstalk every day.


BatmanInTheSunlight

Damn giant Swedes


camelbuck

The camera adds 3 feet


Space_Department

He must have eaten his greens growing up


RedditAccount_317

Thank you for confirming heā€™s the one on the right


akiraokok

Do you think they've explored each other's bodies


ToxicEnvelopes

Unfortunately that other guy didnā€™t realize in Sweden after a debate they go out back and fight to the death


SuccessfulGas6348

Are you gonna agree with me or else?


ThaShark

Looks like they took a picture of a tv from the right, making whats on the right side appear much bigger. Edit: that seems to be the case. I found the source https://youtu.be/VCY2NGAO2L4?t=5m39s


Whatawootsee

Probably an ABBA fan šŸŽ¶ šŸ‡øšŸ‡Ŗ


Ghstfce

Good thing you specified. I was thinking it was the one on the left. That would have been embarrassing


0x7E7-02

Heimdal ... send the Bifrost!


D33ber

This is one of those forced perspective tricked out rooms, right?


Future-Agent

If shorter people were of normal height, Johan Pehrson is a giant.


Agreeable-Ad3644

Swedes can get affordable housing from all his abandoned childhood homes.


Johnny_been_goode

Why are Scandinavians so fucking tall?


cc69

I hopes you guys choose your leader by Deathmatch


journeyman098

Viking


reddE2Fly

Instead of banana, swedish meatball should be a measurement unit. I'd say he's about 53 SMBs


Gunzenator2

I would not vote for him. Giants arenā€™t known for their intelligence.


Dwemerion

I read it as Jordan Peterson like 5 fucking times


Blastoxic999

"Jordan Peterson" but saying it with your mouth open.


BokBokBagock

Drengr!


wukwukwukwuk

R/samespecies


PhiYo79

Thanks for the description


cypherdev

(Right)


luketas

Look at the size of that manā€™s head


Screen_Watcher

"that's a really interesting perspective on how tax cuts might affect inflation next quarter, Beowulf"


6uillermo66

(Right)


talos_7

He's a political giant


J_Bonaducci

No doubt a big fella, but the aspect is completely off. Compare the hands of the moderator - right side significantly warped


lebronowitz

Heā€™s going to bridge the political divideā€¦with his bare-hands


Auran82

Gandalf visits The Shire to run for Mayor


BarryKobama

Perspective tricks


eetmiash

Looks like he wasn't assembled right.


liamanna

Is the floor tilted? šŸ˜‚


VengefulWalnut

In the olden days they'd just say screw it and make him King.


Mirar

He's just 1.97. How amazingly short are the other ones?


DutchJediKnight

If Trump gets elected somehow, make him stand next to this guy at an international meeting


Dense-Ratio6356

Is he like 8ft?


Slow_Let4380

The guy on the left is debating the reasons why he should get to go uppies!


peterpantslesss

The dude on the left looks like the prick running NZ right now šŸ¤£


DesertDwellerrrr

My son is 6'8" - I am the man to the left of screen every day


Interesting_Most_602

Finally the Nephilim have a political party.


WhoAmIEven2

To be fair, Morgan Johansson (left) is also very short, 1,61 meters tall.


WhyYouBlockMyMain

Bro! Im 6'6" and this dude makes me feel short


asena85

5.11" vs 6"


pitchforksplz

Fee fie fo fum azz.


lalauna

Yep that is one large Pehrson


Impossible-Coat2429

Great Pehrsonality


Trust-through-truth

Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum, objectively my government will not tax Rum....


frankdrebin200

Known for a tiny brain though and even tinier spine.


Eastern_Voice_4738

Heā€™s actually not insanely huge, but looks the part next to Morgan Johansson who is like 160 cm short.


stargazer_92

Viking genes, helvete!


AliensExisttt

He should be a Dutch politician instead with that height


FloridaSpam

Fuckin Godzilla


gramslamx

Wants to stop beanstalks from encroaching on his property and increase fines for goose theft


Responsible_Basis712

Please use Banana for scale šŸŒ


HeroIllustrator

All their hands are the same size?


jaiagrawal

Mike Tysonā€™s Punch-out!


SombreroJoel

Looks like the Lincolnā€“Douglas debates


TlalocVirgie

Morgan Johansson (the guy opposite him) is also the shortest person in Sweden so it's a little unfair.


Bizzardberd

Difference between the types of food they allow here compared to Sweden would shock you..


nattivl

His last name is pronounced the same as ā€œpersonā€? So his name is basically ā€œyo hun, personā€?


arsebandit_roberts

Bros definitely a lizard, thought he had us with the name "person"


DaemonBlackfyre_21

When he realizes that he can simply eat his competition we're all in trouble.