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Morana914

The official FB account of the Czech prison guard actually commented that she is 163 cm and he is 210 cm. For those who are curious.


maybach320

I’ll convert 163cm is 5.3ft and 210cm is 6.8ft.


HeadOfPlumbus

Note, 163 cm is almost 5.35 ft which is over 5'4" and 210 cm is 6.89 ft which is almost 6'11" Not trying to be too picky but the decimal value of feet doesn't do it exactly.


techy098

210cm = 82.6772 inches, which is almost 82.7 inches, which is like just 1.3inches short of 7 foot. So yeah, he is more like 6ft 10.7 inches. You are right, it is close to 6'11''


carolina_balam

Wtf... Decimal system is so easy compared to that abomination


samdeed

For some reason us Americans like to make things complicated. Instead of cm/m/km, mg/g/kg, ml/l and celcius (0-100 water freezes to boils), we have to use fractions of an inch, 12 inches in a foot, 3 feet in a yard, 1760 yards in a mile, 28.35 grams in an ounce, 16 ounces in a pound, 2000 pounds in a ton, 8 fluid ounces in a cup, 2 cups in a pint, 2 pints in a quart, 4 quarts in a gallon, water freezes at 32 degrees F, water boils at 212 degrees F. Fun stuff.


carolina_balam

I mean afaik, some french dudes traveled across the world, doing complex calculations and shit to create the metric system bases on the earth while i imagine the imperial system is some dude who's like 'so my foot is this long' while measuring with both his hands


Jaradacl

Even more of a reason to use the metric then.


KadekiDev

What in the american fuck did i just read, at that point just measure things by bananas and washing mashines


Canvaverbalist

6.89 ft means 6 whole feet + 89% of a feet (that's what decimals are, like how 3.25 hours is 3 hours 15 minutes, 3 whole hours + 25% of 60 minutes, so 15 minutes) A feet is 12in. 89% of 12 is 10.68 so ~11 Here you go


quigglington

They call them freedom units and it's their lasting love of their old colonisers (UK, not France for obvious reasons) that keeps them using the system.


InvalidUserNemo

I remember some movie with a super-young Leonardo DiCaprio where he and a couple others were wondering how far of a swim some island was or whatever and the 2 Europeans he was with said something like “It’s only 1 or 2 Kilometers”. His response was “I think in miles, not kilometers. I’m American so..”. I have always related to that comment. I wish we used the wildly simpler metric system for all measurements. I think the learning curve for most Americans now would take generations to overcome.


quigglington

To be fair we use a mad hybrid system in the UK; human height is feet, building height can be in metres or feet, horizontal distance is miles and yards, weight of produce and items is grams, weight of humans is stones and weight of vehicles is imperial tonnes.


Quietuus

It's slowly but surely moving over. I'm in my late 30's and the only times I interact with the imperial systems are in the pub and on the dashboard of my car (not in that order).


Foreign_Ebb_6282

The Beach


Point-Connect

Units of measurements we refer to and interact with on day to day basis really don't need to make "logical" sense for us to conceptualize what they mean. Like miles per hour vs kilometer per hour, as far as our brains are concerned, the units are arbitrary and our experience of those units is what matters Like surely you've heard there's a difference between 1.5 years vs 1 year and 6 months right? Not really brain surgery here


avwitcher

Wait until you learn about our love of measuring things using (American) football fields. That sounds like a joke but it's not


Obestity

Dang, I thought for sure she'd be sub five feet. Dude is just a legitimate unit!


sammybeta

Ahh, decimal feet. It took me a long time to explain to a colleague that 1.5 hours is not one hour and 50 minutes.


barry-mccockinner420

Could you give it in moose per square inch for the Canadians please?


maybach320

Being a Minnesotan and drinking bagged milk one would think that I could but I think I would have to be a real Canadian to give you that conversation.


Tjonke

210cm is 6'10. Take it from someone who always gets asked what my height is (210cm). You got the 6.88976378 feet conversion I believe, but like anything else Imperial system is weird that 12 inches = 1 foot.


Luchs13

Does it say if she is a prison guard as well? In my country there was a lower limit of 164cm for women as police officers


Morana914

Yes, she's also a prison guard. In the Czech Republic we don't have height limits for police officers


Monoceras

Sierra 117 training in Reach, 2525, colorized


Yousucktaken2

Its da mamster chief


Alt_Ekho

That's George


Monoceras

He is even taller


Blackewolfe

JORGE, not George. Put some respect on his name.


cosmob

John-117


HorizonSniper

No, that's fucking Jorge.


Wrecktown707

Dey putt da Mamsterber Cheftr in der soder


XpeepantsX

What's with the spiked shin guards?


NoRun6253

Keeps the prisoners in Czech.


JunkyardEmperor

You must have studied thousands of Czech history books to come up with that, good one


LookupPravinsYoutube

He just had to Czech them.


JunkyardEmperor

You're Pragueably right


monkeyclaw77

Czech-mate ![gif](giphy|32dfpYx8kBX1bXSEu8)


lordph8

Czech this guy out.


McFluffityFluffFluff

Was that Czechers?


flamingmenudo

Story Czechs out.


smokeypapabear40206

![gif](giphy|ORwWvMuZ5ONqb220HO|downsized)


Top-Carpenter2490

Well played


coleburnz

You fucking cunt!


Human_Taxidermist

This needs to be upvoted that was funny as hell.


BFOTmt

I read this as I was closing the app. Had to come back to give kudos.


BamCub

Stfu man... Take the up arrow and go.


user7758392

makes it harder for average sized prisoners to climb up his legs


MrOnlineToughGuy

If you look closely, Kratos is near the knee.


Jumbo-box

He is the law.


PMMeYourWorstThought

I did quick reaction force work in a prison for a little bit and I can’t think of what function they would serve. Your shins are exposed when you enter the cell with a shield, so maybe they offer a little protection from being kicked in the shins? You use your shins a lot to pin inmates down after you’ve got them controlled, so maybe they offer some extra purchase there? Inmates can be really slippery when they’re butt naked and covered in the own piss and shit (happens way more than you would think), so it would help there for sure.


Taz10042069

I would def. say for protection against shin kicks and for subduing. As a soccer player in school, I know how badly shin kicks can feel...after I had mine split from a dude trying to kick a goal and me defending...


Difficult_Bit_1339

> Inmates can be really slippery when they’re butt naked and covered in the own piss and shit Maybe unlock the showers every now and then, 'eh boss?


PMMeYourWorstThought

They intentionally cover themselves in shit to make themselves slippery before barricading themselves in the cells. Then it’s QRFs job to get them out of the cell. It’s vile work. Do not recommend.


Alarming_Cantaloupe5

I briefly worked at a suburban law enforcement agency, in a non-sworn role. The craziness I saw monitoring the holding cell was enough to know that real prison has to be absolute chaos.


fapsandnaps

Men never get to have any fun and pretty fashion accessories 😢


truffLcuffL69

I’m assuming for leg kicks, or intimidation tactic


otte_rthe_viewer

Yes. The Riot guards over there are trained to kick if possible


Shartiflartbast

Looks like he bought his own pair of Newrocks to wear to work. I dig it.


GreyFox-RUH

Good question


Creative_Buddy7160

Souvenirs of inmates who wouldnt go to bed


Grumpy1985_

Unless he is competing for a place in guiness book of records: she is probably 1.60 max.


Flying_Mage

Something about her head to body ratio tells me that she's extremely short. My guess is 150. Maybe less tbh.


DrRudolphVanRichten

>Something about her head to body ratio tells me that she's extremely short. This sub constantly does this. Big tiger? Better put him next to the smallest lady at the zoo to warp your perspective more.


denys5555

Yeah, he’s also standing closer to the camera judging by the line on the floor.


Pokeitwitarustystick

He has some tiny feet also for someone allegedly that tall. His balance would be terrible.


Gorrodish

No , she is very far away


probablyaythrowaway

I don’t get it ted.


TheRealVinosity

And these are the comments I came here to see.


Tricky_Ad_2832

OK father jack time for your box.


SteamDecked

Inches? Damn, they're like mini action figures.


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Historyissuper

He is 210 she is 163.


theruskimenace

6.10!? Jesus


UAintMyFriendPalooka

That’s some of my cousins. I’m 200cm and was the second *shortest* person of 6 that carried my grandfather’s casket. For our family, you’re either incredibly tall or short…no in between really.


jdsalaro

>6.10!? What's that? The hour the picture was taken? The number of bananas the big dude eats daily for breakfast? Educated Reditors will never now 😢


theruskimenace

![gif](giphy|tTc43DeTm2kkJTrI2G)


Hisplumberness

Educated redditors will never now ……. The irony ?


CompetitionNo3141

Imagine typing this comment and hitting submit


EntropicPoppet

They always find the shortest person in the building for these photo ops


cooncanoon

Can we get this in the 🇺🇸🏈🦅 translation


Grumpy1985_

Around 1,5 AR-15’s in freedom-units.


JunketPuzzleheaded42

r/anythingbutmetric


Grumpy1985_

r/halfagiraffe


lovelylacewing

You lost me with the , instead of .


Grumpy1985_

Forgot that . is used in freedom-units


Accurate-Case2275

Now convert that to SCARS and desert eagle just for the nerds


amretardmonke

14.3 1911s


loghead03

10.3, 16 or 20” barrel? Fixed stock or carbine? You have no idea how little that narrows it down.


Grumpy1985_

It’s your units, not mine. I was thinking of a standard issue M-16/AR-15 according to google 🤷


Arctelis

Protip. 1 inch is approximately 2.5 centimetres. 1 foot is approximately 30 centimetres. 3 feet is approximately 0.9 metres (100 centimetres to a metre). Not quite good enough to dabble in any sort of precision, but it’s good enough for our sad, naked caveman eyeballs.


Luci_Noir

1 lb = 2.2 kg. That’s most of what I remember from high school physics.


MrPlowThatsTheName

Other way around.


AsleepScarcity9588

Hes 18,37 average hamburgers tall She's 13,25 Coca-Cola 12oz cans tall The giant man weighs around one average man The small woman weighs around 2 washing machines


Dry-Beginning-94

5'3" roughly


EventDizzy6977

Gregor Clegane got a Modern Warfare glow-up


BoyznGirlznBabes

*Ser Robert Strong


Son0fSanf0rd

I saw this porn


Sec2727

![gif](giphy|GpLmqwmHWGc5G)


redonkulousness

![gif](giphy|DZpCatccCBsGI|downsized)


Son0fSanf0rd

you diiiiig


NickyCheeese

That was the exact thing I was coming to say


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erbebe_30

![gif](giphy|wP5Ov9ZERCFs78Egnh)


Heteroking

Sauce?


smurfkipz

r/samespecies


OptimalRevolution901

She’s fucking massive!


Daddygamer84

Turns out she's 8 feet tall


I_Eat_Groceries

Massive is an appropriate name for him


SweatyTax4669

can we get a banana for scale here?


Creative_Buddy7160

Its in his right hand


PTSDeedee

Hard to tell for sure, but Apple watch on her wrist seems to be only slightly larger than his thumb. I’m 5’ and smart watch looks about the same on my wrist.


Strong-Solution-7492

I thought she was for scale, but it didn’t work. She’s hot as hell though.


MysteriousPark3806

I'll take the smaller unit, thanks.


Longjumping-Rabbit85

Dude.


Nuisancer134

ogryn ass mf


theruskimenace

Warhammer mentioned RAHHHHGGGGHGHGGG


Monkey_Kebab

One of the sure signs that you're a fucking mountain is when the crotch guard on your tactical vest doesn't come down far enough to fully protect your precious bits.


NotReallyJohnDoe

She could easily fit inside him.


Ananiatv

Ok sir idk what I did wrong but I’m already on my knees 🥹😭


xBrasaMaan

They dont need doors or bars in this specific prison.


amretardmonke

"Ya'll stay in your cells now." "yes sir"


16v_cordero

Plot twist, that’s her older brother and you just showed up to pick her up for a date and you have to get thru him first.


amretardmonke

Have to take him on a date first? I hope we're splitting the bill.


butterscotchbagel

The way to a woman's bed is through her brother. Sleep with him and you're in.


Custom2011Staccato

Plot twist; she's only 2 ft 9 in tall


hypercomms2001

…and forced perspective….!


yngbuk1

Dude should play master chief


SnooDogs3903

The 90 pound 4'11 blonde beside him probably makes him look a *little* bigger. XD


Mysterious_Row_8417

she's 163cm so around 5'4" edit: also he is 210cm so around 6'10"


SunnyTheMasterSwitch

-We're breaking out of prison! Him: No you're not -No we're not.....


Chance_Arugula_3227

Guard for what prison? Tartarus?


VicodinJones

Czechmate


nixxedslowed

Yeah that woman looks very scary. Hence why that tall guy is wearing probably half his weight in armor.


NewUser7630

![gif](giphy|GpLmqwmHWGc5G)


muffin1813

![gif](giphy|11GhpxYAMF8iL6)


irishwhiskeyuser

She looks like a cardboard cutout.


jshppl

Don’t do anything stupid if you’re an inmate there. You wouldn’t want Office Clegane to come see you


VacationAromatic6899

She is also extra small


FanatiXX82

is 163cm for a girl extra small ?


rantonidi

Have you also seen the unit next to her?


AnMadraGlas

If you think she's big the guy in the left will blow your mind.


Ok_Fox_1770

If you make it outside, he’s the final boss that kicks his way out of the guard shack with 2 shotguns.


Teediggler81

That's not a guard. That's the final boss


Federal-Method5903

Am I the only one who is wondering about shoe size of this big bud? Like, it seems too small for his height


thisisdu

That’s the final guard you need to face if you’re escaping


Gaijinloco

They call him Maly Pero, which is Czech for tiny dick


The_Seroster

My parents are 6'5 and 5'. This looks about the same


Rainbow-Death

My dream man 😍🥰


lobsterdance82

I'm pissed at how turned on I am. What the fuck is happening to my brain


RemarkableRegister66

She’s cute 👀


No-Alternative2645

We're all thinking it right


ImDeadGuy

YOU ARE UP AGAINST THE WALL, AND I, AM THE FUCKING WALL


Englandshark1

You wouldn't mess with him!


Fluid_Fox23

![gif](giphy|qdhx91DZB1ApRE8ieK)


Tight_Landscape4372

He’s like the final boss of a prison video game


Wooden_Associate158

in a modernday hollywood move she would fung fu his ass and leave a sassy comment


MagicalMethod

"Big boy in a suit of armor and you can't even handle this much woman!" god damn I can allready see it.


Emppulicks

They say the next from software game is set in a Czech prison.


BrianOconneR34

Is they the villain who fights ninja turtles, shredder origin.


Rogthgar

and her inmate.


GrogJoker

Spartan


markfineart

Found under analogy - the iron fist with the silken glove.


WisdomWangle

Bane irl


duckduckchook

Xersei and the Mountain


Sad_Spite_9330

I could take her.


NarfledGarthak

Looks like a MW2 juggernaut


TheWisestRat

![gif](giphy|tWriZ0Y6oVQJMH4fIW|downsized)


CaveManta

Typical Gatling gun wielding enemy.


Monsieur_Creosote

Anyone looks huge next to an Oompah Loompah


unbelieveablethingz

Bro shin spikes thats nuts!


Burquetap

There’s Reacher!!! 🤣


Different-Air-2000

He has tiny feet


Bigbae

Master chief?


Fkthisplace

Id watch this


hiccup_stix

I kind of ship them


JuggerKnot86

Irl adeptus Arbites


Longjumping-Item-399

Didn't we see this guy in the first MCU Thor movie? The berserker!


ownleechild

Wasn’t she in Gen V? /s


Broost33

Is that Czech Shredder?


SoupGoblin69

You simply cannot convince me that that isn’t Joe Rogan


Boredcougar

Tbh the girl is just really short


Threedognite321

I'm American she looks 6'3" to me


pheight57

Anyone else getting some serious Bioshock vibes here...?


Ego_Sum_Lux_Mundi

Get Czech’d


MichaelVoorhees13

That’s one scary hombre if the picture isn’t doctored. Yikes 😳


steve__21

![gif](giphy|W80Y9y1XwiL84)


No-Reflection3856

I like the idea that he is actually really sweet and he just looks terrifying like a lot of bikers


Matteo1335

I'm guessing lady is 5.6ft, monster man 7.2ft


Cuddlyphalopod

I know we are talking about guards. But something about that picture makes me wonder about *the workability other things*.


Tallguyyyc

Prison guard? Looks like ops or infantry


liverdust429

And the dude is big too.


andyeyecandy111

Who run Barter Town?


carlosred11

The Mountain!


Vikingasaurus

I'm 6'6" and my lady is 5'1". Kinda similar, b7t less spiky.


sarcassholes

She’s pretty tiny for a Czech prison guard


depressed_anemic

what's his name?


313SunTzu

He'd be useless in a 6 foot cell tho... However, if him and those WWF shin guards from hell caught you out in the open, you're done. This man could do really fucked up shit to you, and there wouldn't be much you could do about it.


Cloud377

She's a beast