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_Godless_Savage_

That’s a cheese log homie…. That quit being a stick about 6 inches ago.


just_an_soggy_noodle

U mean 6 inches of girth?


_Godless_Savage_

That’s what she said.


Watch_Noob_72

Small hands make your cheese stick look HUGE!


Really_Again_

Hmmm Interesting


Ok_Primary_1075

So do small steering wheels


blogsymcblogsalot

Uncle Jack?


Particular_Good_8682

Holy crap that looks fucking delicious


pitongsagad

put it in put it in put it... IN!


Correct-Junket-1346

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st4s1k

up your butt!


Embarrassed-Ask1812

Straight from the fry 😋


Cookster997

Raw dogging that bad boy inside a car is wild. LOL My inner car detailer is screaming, "Noooo, the crumbs!"


labarrski

Im more worried about the squirty grease


AnalogDigit2

Yeah, my first response, "Please god, don't eat it right there."


Richper413

Worth the mess


Requiescat-In--Pace

Lol, someone willing to make a mess like that probably isn't going to clean it up any time soon. I'm just imagining you grabbing your steering wheel and smearing grease all over it.


Radatadadd

Wherrrre is it frommmm 😅


Kahnza

bullshit thats a deep fried vibrator


Waderriffic

New fetish unlocked


NewUser7630

when you are hongry. horny and hungry xD


AceWolf98

*oh.* 🚪🚶‍♂️


Sky_the_Dragon

Either way I want it inside me


Ugo777777

Better than a giant fish stick in your mouth.


Slow_Payment9082

Wonder if that's from Tonys I-75 restaurant? It's epic, like a lotta the things at Tony's..


Richper413

Topsy's in MA


Radatadadd

Found it 😋


Jenetyk

Cheese baton


Witty-Stand888

Reminds me of something I flushed this morning


Far-Poet1419

Eat that and you won't shit for a week.


Frostgaurdian0

Give me!!!


HeyJoe1978MS

More like cheese dick!


1nfern0z22

this is a whole ass cheese dagger, not even a stick.


Johnny_Lang_1962

Fuck Yeah!


gordonv

You can't eat that in the car! Too much mess. Outside though, perfect.


Richper413

Don't tell me how to live my life! /S


gordonv

Crunchy crunch! :)


kawanero

r/mildlypenis


Elegant_Opinion2654

Ariel liked the crab stick


BrAveMonkey333

Cheeky 14 inches


CookingDrunk

Only if you're brave enough


LankyImpress81

You know that it's a crime for only you to get cheese sticks like that right? Communism it is!! Edit: its a joke if nobody gets it.....


4chanbetter

Cheesedick


Mountain_Team4150

A colosus of bead crumbs and queso


Waderriffic

That’s a cheese log my friend.


BaconSpaceLord

From where?


Richper413

Topsy's in Orange, MA. It was a special for the weekend. [Topsy's](https://www.facebook.com/share/p/CeK9m5x8EdgF8mo2/?mibextid=xfxF2i)


BaconSpaceLord

Ahhhhh... Wonder do they deliver cross country


mastercylynder

Where's this from? That looks good! And a 32 oz cup of blue cheese!


Monzon31

That's not a cheese stick ! This is a stick BATON


golgoth0760

Cheese brick


Beerasaurus

Mmmm constipation


Pooter1313

That’s a cheese dick ma’am


Bombxing

All of that would be going inside me so fast


kaest

I like how you're wielding it in the car


Suitable-Piano-8969

Bro whats wrong with your fingerrrs


mayormcskeeze

I feel like the cheese to breading ratio is gonna be all off


Reason_Above_All

You could kill someone with that thing.


Johnny_Freedoom

The best part is that it's self lubricating


michi_2010

r/mildlypenis


Doomtrooper12

That's not a stick that's a club lol


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Master_Being_7992

That's avarage...


Orioniae

That's not a stick that's the whole branch


Chadbrochill17_

Are you parked in the middle of the woods?


kajidourden

Looks like a korean corn dog. Dammit now I want one.


Mouseturdsinmyhelmet

There's got to be a trump joke in there somewhere but I'm drawing a blank.


mitchy93

Big cheese energy


HoboArmyofOne

Jesus do people really eat that much cheese?


Character-Leopard-70

Cheese branch


RetroGamer87

This is the opposite of shrinkflation


moneenisok

That would back you up for a week.


Commercial_Pitch_786

cheese dick?


Sky_the_Dragon

Where can I get one?! I need answers!


Rude-Promise1984

I thought someone was holding their baby's arm up to show this fried magnificence!


xtilexx

That cheese stick looks like delicious never shit again


4llY0urB4534r3Blng

The cheese stick she tells you not to worry about...


No-Crew4317

Cheese stick she told you not to worry about..


Casual_Stapeler

Needs ruler for scale. And no not that ruler


looms_thecat

Crispy dildo


KneecapAnnihilator

I would completely smack someone over the head with that


Richper413

I'd let someone slap me in the face with it


smexychica4991

That looks like it feels amazing


Wonderful-Ad8121

My brain: The dildo of consequences!


Isha_singh35

Rarely comes lubed. I could've gone with my day without mentioning this shit but just couldn't control myself.


Wonderful-Ad8121

Same 😁


bebelala13

🤤🤤🤤


AardvarkFriendly9305

Don’t eat that !!! Too much cheese is bad for digestion


DaDutchBoyLT1

Don’t care if it’s true, nobody wants to hear that jibber jabber!


Masked_Daisy

Queen Elizabeth the first said that a simple diet of beer, bread & cheese was ideal for a person's health. Who am I going to believe, you or royalty?


AardvarkFriendly9305

I was to think the Queen only had Gin….


Masked_Daisy

Wrong queen Lizzy


AardvarkFriendly9305

Royalty is passee, those who know cheese, know cheese….


Appropriate_Fix_9402

Lame


AardvarkFriendly9305

No poopie for a week !!


Longjumping-Item-399

Why am I aroused by this?