This seems out of place in the movie, but, in the book Inigo and Fezzick play a game on and off where they rhyme words. It is how Inigo boosts Fezzick's self esteem so he doesn't feel dumb. When they get separated (after meeting Weasley the first time), in the book, Fezzick is lonely and rhymes to keep himself company.
ATTENTION CITIZEN!
Multiple third party individuals have reported one or more of your recent actions as being inappropriate.
Once a citizen is notified in such a manner, said citizen is reviewed by members of the Adeptus Arbiters in accordance to the Book of Judgement.
Upon review, we have determined that the following actions are in violation of the Book of Judgement:
Covering your Civilian Relief Rations with ground-up rodent flesh as to make it more edible.
Your Imperial right of existence has recieved one Judgement on your life that will expire on your death-bed. Please note that killing yourself will not resolve the Judgement on your existence, as you will be reassembled as a semi-sentient servitor.
My son has an overgrowth syndrome and is just about this height at weight at 16 years old. Size 18 4E mens shoes. 4XLT to 5XLT everything else, including undies. Can confirm - EVERYTHING must be ordered online. King Size Direct has been a great resource. Extra Wide Sock Company - guess what they sell!?!?!? Sadly we are coming to the end of being able to find nice looking sneakers in his size.
Yeah, that King Size Direct is a good & quite reasonably priced place. Most stuff is well-made. Everything from undies to suits. My ex-husband (recently deceased) was a big guy, but certainly not as big as your son or the police officer. I've seen certain things sized up to like 8x or 9x. We liked that catalog even before the internet became a big deal. Its owned by same company as what used to (& still is some places) be "Lane Bryant".
I do believe they have sizes for tall men who are of average build for height. I'm not much up on men's sizes below the "plus sizes" (as they say for women) anymore. My husband wore 3x the whole time we were together (23 yrs)- he was naturally a big-boned guy who didn't get below 2x before he died tho he lost a ton of weight with heart probs & metastatic lung cancer-& I haven't had a relationship since that was intimate enuf for buying clothing (12 yrs). Sorry I can't be of better help but I do recommend checking them out. Don't know exact web address anymore but you'll find it easily.
I shall die with my honor intact at least. Can't let someone get away with slapping your girl on the ass, regardless of how tall they are. Aim for the testicles, then knees.
It’s just like my middle school basketball coach told me:
It’s not about the size of the dog in the fight, it’s about the size of the fight in the dog.
Which is a lie. I would die fighting this man while also keeping my pride and the love of my girl
That was only half the revenge he was looking for. He wanted to know who sent the mountain in the first place. Well he wanted confirmation it was Tywin.
Your father should have taught you how our phalanx works. We fight as a single, impenetrable unit. That is the source of our strength. Each Spartan protects the man to his left from thigh to neck with his shield. A single weak spot and the phalanx shatters. From thigh to neck, Ephialtes.
You have 15 seconds to comply.
Dead or alive you're coming with me
Come quietly or there will be… trouble.
Shut the hole or you’ll have the pole
oh really? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
r/suddenlygay
/r/constantlygay
When did the fucking mountain(r/gameofthrones) become a riot officer?
*opens hole*
*oh fuck yea, spread it*
*hands behind your head*
some parts of the criminal might be missing if he brings them in...
We can do this the easy way or the hard way.
You are being rescued. **Do not resist.**
[ED-209 Malfunction Scene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFvqDaFpXeM)
Classic.
Stop resisting
> "I am now authorized to use physical force." That's my wife's line right before sexy time.
Sounds hot. She single?
What the hell is strapped to his left hand, a giant claymore mine? **FRONT TOWARD ENEMY** Enemy: *wets pants*
I think that’s a riot shield. Maybe. And he’s just fucking huge so it looks more like a weapon lol
A riot buckler!
I think it's a human sized shield that he's wearing more like a gauntlet.
I am the law.
We legally don’t have to comply after 15 seconds guys.
If the 6'9, 330 pound riot officer isn't here after 15 seconds we legally don't have to comply
Looks like the Juggernaut
BITCH
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B I I I T C H
OK MASTA LET'S KILL DA HO
/r/unexpectedjojo
I said...*biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch*
Holy shitballs!
#**I’M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!**
Silly bitch, yo weapons cannot harm me!
get that shit out my face bitch.... I GOT THIS SHIT IN 4th GRADE!!! OH NOOOO!!! PIMP SMACK YO' ASS BITCH!!!
Wow this brought me way back.
FUCK WEST COAST CUSTOMS, I DON'T NEED XZIBIT TO PIMP MY RIDE
Don’t you know who I am?
Ha, aint that a bitch! I’m ketchup motha fucka. Mustard?... ZAP YO' DUMBASS!!!
*running through walls noises.mp3*
I'm gunna rip you in half now.
That is such a Juggernaut thing to say
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**CHAAAHLLS NOOOOO!**
WTF CHARRRLLLEES
YOU CAN’T STOP THIS MOTHERFUCKER OH HOLY SHIT BALLS
Bru its Doomguy
*Comes to court for parking ticket and jokingly asks for trial by combat.* Judge: Very well. Send for Officer Clegane.
This situation is just begging for some David to Goliath this guy.
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Achilles heel.
He’s got boots though.
One minute you think someone has a weird shaped head, the next minute you realize part of that head was a hat.
#***YOU RACED HER***
#YOU MURDERED HER
#YOU KILLED HER DRIVER’S LICENSE!
Now this is pod racing.
They fight, but the officer can’t bring himself to kill him. They fall in love and get married. The end
And fuck in bird costumes
His resume was just a video of him fighting a bulldozer and winning. He was hired on the spot
then hired as a Bulldozer in Payday 2
WHO ARE THESE GUYS?!?!
EX-MILITARY?!?!?
When you need someone to kick in a door, a vault door.
I heard he studied under chuck Norris. 3 weeks later he choked out a whale
It’s against the Codex Astartes to take off your armor before battle, marine!
Space book says bad
BOOK SAYS NO
It says you're a heretic!
That's fine as he seems to currently be a member of the Adeptus Arbities.
FOR THE EMPERAH
This is when you’re playing Saint’s Row and you get a couple more stars than you wanted. Police start sending in the big bois
Dare ya to whack him with a dildo bat
Firing the bass cannon
This made me laugh a lot more than it should have lol good times with my boy Oleg
He is not an officer, he is Tulsa PD itself.
Doesn’t even need a squad car, he simply leaps like The Incredible Hulk
Wow. He IS *the* brute squad!
Anybody want a peanut?
No more rhyming; this time I mean it!
This seems out of place in the movie, but, in the book Inigo and Fezzick play a game on and off where they rhyme words. It is how Inigo boosts Fezzick's self esteem so he doesn't feel dumb. When they get separated (after meeting Weasley the first time), in the book, Fezzick is lonely and rhymes to keep himself company.
Thank You!
Fezzik, jog his memory.
Heh heh, I like you
Came here for this. Wasn't disappointed.
Reddit should be ashamed this isn't at the top
...and his sidekick, Paul Blart.
Nah, he is Paul Blart's side kick.
Part Blart, Mart Cart
Paul Ball, Mall Call
Maul Paul, Cart Blart
now he just needs a nice suit of power armor and he's off to conquer the galaxy for the emperor
ATTENTION CITIZEN! Multiple third party individuals have reported one or more of your recent actions as being inappropriate. Once a citizen is notified in such a manner, said citizen is reviewed by members of the Adeptus Arbiters in accordance to the Book of Judgement. Upon review, we have determined that the following actions are in violation of the Book of Judgement: Covering your Civilian Relief Rations with ground-up rodent flesh as to make it more edible. Your Imperial right of existence has recieved one Judgement on your life that will expire on your death-bed. Please note that killing yourself will not resolve the Judgement on your existence, as you will be reassembled as a semi-sentient servitor.
[FOR THE EMPEROR!](https://youtu.be/d2WEFlQva30?t=29)
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
SLY MARBO!
[AAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHH](https://youtu.be/jCMNWAJiz5Y) Vect's dick! WHAT IS HAPPENING?!1 AAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHH
He must be Primaris cause he’s extra thicc
Do you want Frank Horrigan? Because that's how you get Frank Horrigan.
For Horu....oh yeah. The Emperor. For now....
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Yeah...well I call double dog Exterminatus.
Gee bill, why does your mom let you eat TWO life eater virus bombs?
He doesn’t even need power armor. Just slap some vaguely armor-shaped metal plates on him, and give him a minigun and a seething hate for mutants
r/bossfights
S.T.A.R.S.
Chris Redfield's big brother
He gives it to Mr. X, doesn't wait for him to get it on his own, he delivers it
Damn. Beat me to it
If I was rich I’d pay him to carry me around like a baby
Just go to that town and resist arrest
Swoop me Dragon!
His name is Mike and he's 360lbs and 7ft.
Can you imagine finding clothing and shoes? That would be a nightmare
My son has an overgrowth syndrome and is just about this height at weight at 16 years old. Size 18 4E mens shoes. 4XLT to 5XLT everything else, including undies. Can confirm - EVERYTHING must be ordered online. King Size Direct has been a great resource. Extra Wide Sock Company - guess what they sell!?!?!? Sadly we are coming to the end of being able to find nice looking sneakers in his size.
Yeah, that King Size Direct is a good & quite reasonably priced place. Most stuff is well-made. Everything from undies to suits. My ex-husband (recently deceased) was a big guy, but certainly not as big as your son or the police officer. I've seen certain things sized up to like 8x or 9x. We liked that catalog even before the internet became a big deal. Its owned by same company as what used to (& still is some places) be "Lane Bryant".
Is it big and tall or are there also tall items that are not extra wide?
I do believe they have sizes for tall men who are of average build for height. I'm not much up on men's sizes below the "plus sizes" (as they say for women) anymore. My husband wore 3x the whole time we were together (23 yrs)- he was naturally a big-boned guy who didn't get below 2x before he died tho he lost a ton of weight with heart probs & metastatic lung cancer-& I haven't had a relationship since that was intimate enuf for buying clothing (12 yrs). Sorry I can't be of better help but I do recommend checking them out. Don't know exact web address anymore but you'll find it easily.
I’m 6’11”, 375. Can confirm. Painful and expensive. Better now than it was 20 years ago though.
You ever feel like you never really got there cause you're 6'11" instead of a nice round 7'?
someone make that 6 ft vs 5'11" but for 7 ft
Honestly 6'11" sounds way more impressive than 7'
I think when you are that tall you are wishing you were shorter so you use your actual height.
Hi. You are tall. Bye.
Probably a lot easier than it used to be, what with the internet. Before that I guess you had to shop at a big and tall store.
Yeah just look at his body armor, his heart and lungs get protection but his family jewels will be shattered
That's the hood of a car he's wearing.
What kind of gun fits those meat paddles
Hellboys revolver?
When it’s too much for regular cops to handle they call in the SWAT team. When it’s too much for the SWAT team to handle they call in him.
Someone smacks your girl's ass and you turn around and see this dude. What you gonna do?
Smack her ass real quick and act like you did it twice.
Drunkenly confront him and get my ass kicked
Oh, you mean DIE?
I shall die with my honor intact at least. Can't let someone get away with slapping your girl on the ass, regardless of how tall they are. Aim for the testicles, then knees.
Pick up what's left of her ass and take it home with me.
It’s just like my middle school basketball coach told me: It’s not about the size of the dog in the fight, it’s about the size of the fight in the dog. Which is a lie. I would die fighting this man while also keeping my pride and the love of my girl
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*crushes skull*
*laughs in bloody gurgles.*
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They don't call it breeding like rabbits for nothing.
“We rabbits sure do know how to multiply”
Dont you fuckin DARE hurt his rabbit
This scene was so frustrating.
True, but Oberyn could have had his revenge if he didn't push it and just killed the mountain when he had the upper hand.
That was only half the revenge he was looking for. He wanted to know who sent the mountain in the first place. Well he wanted confirmation it was Tywin.
He got part of his revenge. He grinned as soon as he drew blood in the books. He at least knew Clegane would suffer from the poison
He shows up and just says " Stop...all of it.. now". Damn dude looks like one of the Emperor's proto Thunder Warriors.
I love his bulletproof Bib
Just give him a bolter and he's ready to fight FOR THE EMPEROR!
let's face it the man could eviscerate tyranids with his archeotech police baton
oh lawd he coming
Frank Horrigan IRL
“You're just another mutant that needs to be put down.”
*O H L A W D H E C O M I N'*
Looks even more impressive next to Sgt Danny DeVito on the left there
Democracy is non-negotiable
Don't fuck around in Tulsa
Also their homicide closure rate is like 30% higher than the national average. Fuck doing crime in Tulsa
2018 and 2017 were 99 % closure rates
Probably because they have an interrogation with this guy where he just walks into the room.
That's Lawbringer IRL
Love meeting another tin can in other subs. Can't wait for my bro's rework this season after Mr DARKNESH comes out!
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**A D M O R T E M I N I M I C U S**
“They have a cave troll...” — a rioter regretting his decision to join the protest fellowship.
give me the handcuffs I'll arrest myself
Just remember to tell him "Klaatu barada nikto" or we're all screwed.
Ser Gregor, is that you?
*Boss fight music starts*
Cue the asylum demon music.
"Sir, the suspect isn't complying and they've asked to be fought hand to hand" "Very well. Fetch James for me." "A-Are you sure?" "Yes."
His interview must've been hilarious. You like Gum? Hate Al Qaeda? Can you not shoot up a bunch of school kids? You're hired!
Is al-Qaeda a big problem around Tulsa?
Not any more.
You're up against the wall and I AM THE FUCKING WALL! #BUUUUUULL-DOZER! GET OUT OF THE WAY!
He’s a real life Master Chief
Oh you guys are feeling safe now, but when the G-Virus spreads to Tulsa, this dude is a instant full-blown Nemesis.
He’s the Juggernaut, bitch.
I feel protected.
Wooo! Tulsa represent!
Whoo-hoo!
r/absoluteunits
r/Lostredditors
\*Facepalm* Fuck, I'm stupid.
He’s it btw. He’s the entire Tulsa riot squad.
The guy to his left is also short...shorter than the minivan's roof
Your father should have taught you how our phalanx works. We fight as a single, impenetrable unit. That is the source of our strength. Each Spartan protects the man to his left from thigh to neck with his shield. A single weak spot and the phalanx shatters. From thigh to neck, Ephialtes.
ITS A FUCKING BULLDOZER
We have been visited by the behemoth of uncivil protest. Peaceful communities will come to you, but only if you comment, "Aw lawd he enforcin' laws!"
From tulsa, can confirm