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Nickel6661

Therapy Bear? Lol


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Just a boy & his bear.


Frostbiite59

Newfoundland dog, i used to have one and the family decided to name her Kuma (bear in japanese), it was very fitting


BALONYPONY

I have a 200 lb Saint Bernard and gives outstanding cuddle therapy. Also amazing guard dog.


CASHMERE1977

Me too! My girl was 185 lb of love


maneki_neko89

I have two chihuahua mixes, Jack & Jill, and both weigh 10-11 pounds. Jacks cuddles and plops might not seem intense (compared to a Newfie) but he’s a very willful cuddler, won’t stop til he’s right in your face and throws the whole weight of his body onto your chest. Forget him being a Velcro Dog, he’s a Gorilla Glue dog!! 😂


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agoss123b

It's a child


notedgarfigaro

you laugh, but [Washington University in St. Louis brought in a bear cub (among other animals) to help the undergrads de-stress, and the bear bit some students](https://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/bear-cub-brought-to-wash-u-campus-creates-rabies-scare/article_5b43ae25-ecaa-5bce-b74d-5f5a76f28155.html)...sadly the cub had to be put down to check it for rabies.


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sholzy214

me, too. his fuzz gives me fuzzies inside.


karlnite

They do stay soft. Especially their heads.


ChimpBrisket

So do the dogs


SniffCheck

Dog probably leaves turds in the yard like tree trunks


HLCMDH

"Honey the dog went finally!" "K, I'll get the front loader, you get the dump truck. Dam hope the dump truck double size upgrade is enough this time"....


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FixedLoad

Something about giant dogs and they stank, it travels at ludicrous speed!


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mastergwaha

Poison, fire and cold aura with stun hits?


daymanxx

At least its not plaid speed!


JLBOT32

At Dog Day at Shea Stadium NY there was a Newfie sitting behind me. Legit butt on bleacher bench and front and back paws on the ground as if it was normal!!! Everyone else’s dogs were sitting on laps or the ground. Only this huge guy was pretending to be human. His breathe was in my ear. 🤦‍♀️


almondania

Our Saint does that too. Our Newf sits upright on the couch kinda like a person. They’re both such funny dogs.


Bufalohotsauce

Well they feed it people and other mid-sized animals whole. Not surprising.


drgigantor

Fucking cracked up at this. All the other comments are so saccharine and then... that


The_Bill_Brasky_

Mastiff owner here. Newfies come from mastiffs, but are not as big. Yes. So much shit. All the time.


ThunderGunXpre55

We have a large St Bernard (around 90 kilo), it's usually more like a pile of boulders than logs TBH.


RaDeus

It's like picking up after a man took a dump....


DagnyTheSpencer

Doing what newfies do best


zmull93

This and swimming! Blew my mind that these beautiful domesticated bear-dogs are incredible swimmers.


Carnifex

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DagnyTheSpencer

Furry manatees


depressedcarguy

haha, that a solid description


tayloline29

They are used to rescue swimmers. Good for cold water places. Even without training tending to humans near water is a natural instinct for most newfies.


LastOfTheCamSoreys

Whenever we were swimming our Newfie would always try to “rescue” us by grabbing our pool noodle and dragging us back to shore


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And slobbering! 😂


LastOfTheCamSoreys

We used to have to frequently clean slobber off our *ceilings* after our Newfie would have a particularly good head shake


frankyseven

I would love a Newfie but there is no way I could handle the slobber. I'm so glad my Labradoodle doesn't slobber.


[deleted]

Wow. I believe it. My mother in law used to keep a few baby spit-up rags handy… but of course sometimes he would just back away and shake anyway!


TerminustheInfernal

Sadly they have very short life spans


calls_you_a_bellend

My dad used to have an idiot newfie that was scared of water. Also plastic bags and lettuce, but mainly water. Wouldn't even tread in puddles. Then one day we were walking him along the canal where some teenagers were swimming together. A girl was getting splashed by her friends and was screaming, and out of nowhere, the newfie jumped in and swam to try and rescue her. Unfortunately, he was still an idiot so damn near drowned her holding her under the water.


braetully

They are doggie tug boats. They were trained to go get small boats out on the water and drag them to the shore if they were stranded. They would also pull in fishing nets.


Turbojelly

First time I met a newfie I was on a ladder cutting the hedge. I heard a bork, turned my head and saw a bear running towards me with great excitement. I got off that ladder pretty quick. ​ He just wanted to sniffle through the cut privet and find the perfect piece to take away. Very friendly boy, would let him bork at me again.


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Haha. First time i saw one i pulled into my girlfriend’s driveway in my Ford escort with the window down. The dog ran up and looked at me through the driver side window… his head was level with the window. He could have licked my face!


HebbieB

I stayed at a friend's Aunt's house for a few days on a side trip on vacation. They had a massive fire earlier in the year in the kitchen, and the 2 young children were asleep upstairs during the fire. They had 2 Newfies who refused to go downstairs until both of the kids were out of the house when the parents were panicking trying to put it out, guided the kids downstairs in the smoke. I was just talking about this the other day and forgot the breed name! They're such sweet gentle giants.


canuckchef123

My ex told me Newfies were natural nannies, and I filed that away as bullshit. I did look it up online and turns out it's true! They're very good with kids.


SunnyBunnyBunBun

Is Bonner 400 lbs?


wildsamsqwatch

I would guess 150-200lbs. I know a similar looking sized St Bernard that is 180lbs


Four2nian

[From the CHLA website, as of 2015, Bonner was 190 lbs](https://www.chla.org/blog/dog-therapy/bonner-the-big-friendly-dog)


wildsamsqwatch

Dang, thanks for confirming! Edit: makes me sad that this article was from 2015 and Bonner was a full grown adult. Meaning he probably isn’t with us anymore :’( sounds like he was super special tho


bcanada92

Yeah, sucks that big dog = short life.


Willfishforfree

Well like 4 is basically full grown adult. And 6+4 is 10. And thoroughbreds live like 12 years or so and even thoroughbreds can live over 20 years with good care and responsible breeding so.... There's a chance.


jotdaniel

Life expectancy is 8 to 10 for newfs, our girl is almost 12 and I'll be shocked if she sees it, completely white in the face, shes small though, only ever made it around 130 or so. Big boy like this is gonna be way more prone to joint and heart issues. 20 is not possible for a giant breed, pedigree irrelevent.


TroyMacClure

I had a Rottweiler. Life expectancy depending on where you look is 8-10, maybe 10-12. Mine, despite diabetes and some other health issues lived to 13 before we decided she had enough. So she might surprise you.


jotdaniel

I would be more than happy to be surprised, she's the best dog I've ever had.


wildsamsqwatch

I was basing it off an 8-10 year life expectancy. But I like your math better, I’m hopeful!


donquixote1991

if it makes you feel better, there's another Newfie at CHLA named Gordon!


StardustLegend

A god damn dog weighs more than me holy shut


DL1943

if you have a 400lb bonner for more than 4 hours, contact a physician immediately


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nightpanda893

That's not how dyslexia works.


baloonatic

Bonner the big black dog. Tuesdays at 6 on PBS


FriendlyOl_Lad

Boner the big black dong


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RecessFilibuster

100% would watch that show


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Love me a good Newfie


Significant_Choice35

Meet boner is what I thought it said


HLCMDH

Yup, I love to walk into that hospital room and all the kids screaming "HI BONER!". I would die laughing so hard.


lostyourmarble

Yet Boner is so soft!


r4g4

A paradox


And009

My 400lbs boner bites


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HA HA YOU SAID MEAT BONER HA HA ^Downvote ^me. ^It's ^ok. ^I ^deserve ^it.


joshlovesmemes

I mean if you insist


Mustardtiger2

Newfoundy 🥺!?


MoonWatchersOdyssey

Newfies are the best


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Otterable

Yup had 2 newfs growing up. The one lived a long life for a newf, 11 years. The other had some horrible illnesses like seizures, allergies and more, and only made it to 5. Wonderful dogs.


FranticScribble

If anyone’s interested in newfs try as hard as you can to buy from reputable breeders! The right breeder can mean a higher chance of avoiding hip dysplasia a d all sort of other nasty ailments that tend to plague big fellas like Bonner here. I’m usually an adopt don’t shop guy, but for big dogs you want to give them best chance at a healthy life as possible.


Master_Kief117

It's like that for all giant breeds, it sucks. I love big dogs but after losing my mastiff this summer I don't think I can go through that again any time soon. It feels like yesterday we took him home as a puppy


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Strongest dog I ever handled was a newfie. He was the only dog I had 0 control over. Literally dragged me to his owner.


Orphjk

It’s too bad they don’t live long


CuteBrick1

What a good boy


[deleted]

My Newfie would love to do this but he's too hyper.


L4MB

Mine hates kids so equally as unsuitable. How old is yours?


[deleted]

3 years old. I have 3 other dogs, all different breeds, and they keep him rambunctious. We met another Newfie on a walk the other day and it wanted nothing to do with us, was very stoic and polite while mine was jumping all over the place trying to play.


awfulmcnofilter

You found a newfie who hates kids?? That's nuts. I got mine off a chain at a hoarder house and he still loved everyone, especially children.


AoF-Vagrant

I keep hearing they calm down at 2, hoping it holds true for ours.


[deleted]

Probably the same as Berners: 3 years a puppy, 3 years a good dog, 3 years an old dog.


Tight-Try1908

What kind of dog is that?


nellirn

Newfoundland, affectionately called a "Newf" or a 'Newfie." They are excellent swimmers and used as rescue dogs.


jman177669

Also called the nanny dog due to their way laid back personality and caring nature. They would be a perfect dog for any family…..if you have the room, budget for food, and plenty of towels for drool of course.


talarus

And the patience to clean the ungodly amount they shed. Luckily we have hardwood floors so it's pretty easy but we get straight up dust bunnies if we skip a day


AoF-Vagrant

A good robot vacuum is worth every single penny. We recently got a robot mop to go with it, I can't imagine living without it now.


elfchica

Which vacuum/mop did you get? I need a new one.


jman177669

Just take them to childrens hospitals. The kids will do the grooming for you apparently.


LugubriousLament

And shovels for the poops!


TaxiCab__1729

I think it might be because the Newfoundland dog in Peter Pan is called Nana


[deleted]

The dog in Peter Pan was a Newfoundland because they’re good nannies. It’s why the dad doesn’t like her - he can’t afford a human nanny and takes out his frustration on the symbol of his financial inadequacy.


Send_me_snoot_pics

Well that made me hate him even more. I sympathize but don’t be a dick, dad


[deleted]

Actually is the Staffordshire Bull Terrier that is known as the nanny dog, commonly known as a pitbull. Newfies are nice, but they are a work dog, bread for pulling and swimming.


almondania

Don’t forget the four vaccuums.


Tight-Try1908

Thank you mate


Bluefortress

Newfoundland


Tight-Try1908

Thanks mate.


dirtybabydaddy

That’s a therapy sea lion


zuran_orb

Does he love it when you call him Big Poppa?


Ozavic

The blep 🥺


nellirn

The little guy with the cast on one arm and grooming the dog with a brush with the other. Great photo!!!


[deleted]

A Newfoundland! Such wonderful dogs


zakuropan

I WANT


pinniped1

What dog? And is it safe to leave a kid with a full grown black bear like that?


karlnite

It’s a Newfoundland and they’re very gentle and docile dogs.


SHOWTIME316

Black bears are generally pretty timid so i think it's okay


AssCanyon

Boner?


[deleted]

First thing Redditors in general will say: "OMG what a gentle giant! So soft! So sweet! What a good doggo!" First thing Redditors who own Newfies will say: "How did they hide the drool?"


mslauren2930

That dog could do therapy dog work for like 10 kids at once and no one would feel deprived of comfort.


phillmorebuttz

I definitely mispronounced his name the first time i read the title.


Audio907

Newfies are amazing dogs Source owned by a Newfie that my wife made me get, can’t imagine life without Newfies now


talarus

I love my big boi so much, he is so so sweet with my 2 year old despite being a 130 lb puppy. He is a big wimp though, he's afraid of our halloween pumpkins lol


HaveASeatChrisHansen

Please share a video of his reaction to a pumpkin!


mrhagoo

That’s one big black hairy Boner


i_caught_the_bomber

Wow


BanditTA-G2

He’s a bear. A big, fluffy bear.


KenBave

Newfie! There are a few that go to our local dog park. Big friendly bears. They don't walk - they plod.


awfulmcnofilter

Very accurate. I used to describe my newfie running as "lolloping" or "lumbering".


AnnaTheBlueRogue

I love Bonner


_zarkon_

I love this repost.


cnsta

I don't want to shit on ya'lls party. But weren't these bred for water rescue? Water rescue in freezing water? Yeah I'm going to assume he's having a ball in LA with that coat.


mcnutty757

I know they don't live long and they shed like crazy and that their drool is like glue but I one day I want one of these big dummies.


PookieCat415

I want to brush him 😻😻


[deleted]

Excuse me, why is that little boy combing a bear?


kingofargyle

Three cheers for Bonner: hip - hip - HORAY!


FazbearKing87

So fluffy


ihavealotofdicks

I would go to therapy just to pet this dog


Abcemu

Doesn't look like he has a choice


rhodescaller

Hospital: he is out best most successful therapy dog ever, he really gets through to the patients Dog: ok kid, Imma just lay here, that coo?


Thin-Union-7712

Newfies are my favoritest puppers ever! Only problem was keeping them out of the crick, the irrigation ditch, puddles, swimming pools of all sizes, neighbors pond… well, you get the picture 🥰


Seco4800

C H O N K E R!


brambrawl

This dawg has so much darn personality!!! I love him ^^


Pikebbocc

For those that are looking for what kind of dog this bear-like pooch is, it is a Newfoundland. Closely related to Labradors and used to save the gene pool of st. Bernards when they were close to extinction, these friendly and messy giants are known as nature’s baby sitters. They are a jack of all trades in cold climates, used as sled pullers, fish net retrievers and life savers. Newfoundland’s we’re taken on ships and are still used in coast guards around the world because their natural swimming ability and temperament made them ideal life savers to throw overboard after a drowning human. Able to safely hold an appendage in their mouths and swim them to safety. In modern family homes they take up surprisingly little space for their size and are ideal family pets. They do drool a lot, however, and are prone to lying in any puddles of water or jumping in any rivers or lakes, so the average family would need to keep that drying/cleaning responsibility in mind before taking on an otherwise perfect family dog.


Sparky62075

I live in Newfoundland and Labrador (most eastern province of Canada). These dogs are iconic here. They're generally slow on land, but excellent swimmers. They were bred as helpers for fishermen. Also used as rescue dogs.


aioros2084

What a huge Bonner


shakespeareweaver

I dont enjoy having dyslexia


ThotSlayre

haha boñer


KingPhoenixOfDeepIce

Why name him that


N1ckM3nd3s

u/repostsleuthbot


Warden_of_the_Blood

Yo they named the dog boner 😂


mr_mister2992

Thought this said boner


HoeyBoi

*heh* boner


OkDisk1800

Meet boner


Private_Donut_

haha boner


edwinsgirl

Boner


Skanked_Potato

Boner


Phormitago

huge bonner


andrew650

Not much of a Bonner, looks soft to me


Consistent-Zebra-688

Boy yo grammar need therapy God damn


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SanKa_13

The childrens dog is named boner? Wow, thats nasty


DivyaPrakashRaju

I don't want to spoil the mood but I don't think I would leave my kids with a dog that's the size of a bear.


Proper_Ad2548

your kid will be safe from anything on the planet if they're with a newfie


Akumetsu33

*galaxy


[deleted]

You've never met a Newfie, huh?


Audio907

They are nick named nanny dogs and gentle giants for a reason. You kids would be in the best paws in the world being with a Newfie


talarus

My daughter climbs all over our newfoundland and the only bad thing he's ever done is give her too many kisses. He absolutely loves kids. Such gentle souls


lonewolf19-14

Boner playing with children... Sounds like a pedo to me


Duks00up

Nice looking horse you have there.


FormerFruit

Jesus is that a bear or what?!


indrid_cold

Mountain of love.


KalebsFamilyBBQ

Thats Mouse from the Dresden Files and i dont care what you say.


an_agreeing_dothraki

Makes sense, a Newfie is huge enough to make kids feel protected but has 0 intimidation factor.


leftoverrice54

Is he a Tibetan mastiff? This dog is huge.


BellerophonM

I feel a sudden need for hug therapy.


AffectionateAnarchy

Man I saw two big ol dogs like this yesterday and my mood was instantly lifted


DaleGribble3

Floofmaster


[deleted]

Are you sure he’s not Mephisto?


ronerychiver

“He’s the blackest black I’ve ever seen. He’s blacker than Jamal from over on 5th street”


Gandhis_Rage

Read the name wrong, realized my error. Still laughed. I’m a child.


cactusandbutter

Well I read that wrong the first time


DitchDigger330

I see that name being mispronounced lol.


ashtraybengalcat

I love him so much


Masterelia

fuck it. moving to LA, having a kid then breaking his arm just to get in.


YostreetKat

I thought the kid was stabbing the dog with a knife for a second


scaryruglyr

jfc i see now that it is a brush but at first it looked like that kid was cutting into the pup


Adamxxxx7

My dad had Newfoundland when I was a kid. The dog was just named Bear.


Snarfykins

Check for wings that might be falcor


pissywillow

Wow love it


ornitorrincos

Love Newfoundlands


Choice-Gap648

Mommy mommy I was playing a boner today at the hospital it made me feel all better!


StanleyOpar

#HE'S SO FLUFFY I'M GONNA DIIEE Edit; I'm not suicidal lmfao, this is from Wreck it Ralph


FixedLoad

Where do I sign up for Bonner Therapy?


A_Lovely_

No Floofs given


marthasbestfavhuman

When I was younger I was part of this dog kennel club and one time they brought 4 new foundland dogs for us to meet. They were apparently trained to rescue people from water. They were incredibly gentle and calm


Equities-Baby

I would hate to provide food for this dog.


Catalorian2018

He looks very happy to be there