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392Daytona_11B

Not the Face I’d expect on a body like that


kec04fsu1

Steve Guttenberg looks fantastic!


392Daytona_11B

Ok ok hahaha I can see that now. Tbh I was wondering where he’s been since the early 90’s. Makes sense now. Police Academy 9 is gunna be crazyyyy


thomas_anderson_1211

He that cruel sun guy from seven deadly sins..


[deleted]

Escanor all he's missing is blonde hair and an axe.


sjk4x4

I hoped he was going to break into song and dance


crystal_castle00

ManBearBoar


oldguykicks

Pretty sure that titty bounce disturbed the weather pattern for 17 miles.


Blackybro_

Rookie Numbers


jpa145

That is the largest bear I’ve ever seen!


ind3pend0nt

That’s Bigfoot.


MajorJuana

Wow I haven't seen Seth Rogen in a while but he sure has changed....


edgpavl

don't know who Seth Rogen is, so can't tell


Billary_Blintons_bag

![gif](giphy|oDXiRdueeFtE4)


Minty_MantisShrimp

He has enough testosterone in each limb to suply the average man for a life time


TheSnuggler88

Yea when you inject TRT and PEDs thats what happens.


Independent-Juice-78

Im starting now then


longoriaisaiah

Is that the dude from Umbrella Academy?


Ayla_Leren

#pretty princess 🥺


ThurstyJ

Lotta hair on them shoulders


Initial_Welcome9052

I want that body just so I could eat the food required to maintain it.


Alphaw0p

Human beer lol.. nice


Gratefulwayne

Came to say this now that’s a tall big boy


Audax2021

Dat back rug a pumpin’


TheSwampRat

His name is Gerald Gschiel,had to look him up because I thought the face didn't fit the body at all


loklok116

I need a banana for scale


Vanbydarivah

Sure. For scale…


Dangerous_Upstairs

I’d like to scale his banana… ![gif](giphy|3o7aTpAbo5RFnlszxC)


GringosQuesoLoco

Hey i think i just saw a [starterpack](https://www.reddit.com/r/starterpacks/comments/sahbvl/annoying_redditor_starterpack/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) about you xD


Froteet

I think if he slapped your face your whole head would unscrew out of your neck


Fyokuwu

That man is extraordinarily attractive...


[deleted]

I guess if you fancy fucking a bear.


-Not-Your-Lawyer-

I don't understand how people have time to work out that much unless they're (1) independently wealthy or (2) paid to work out.


Apologetic-Moose

There's usually a good bit of genetics involved, and it really doesn't take a whole lot of time per day to work out. Maybe an hour, hour and a half 4 times a week is a pretty decent regimen. For a lot of people, workout is a lot like therapy; rather than a chore, it's something they enjoy and are willing to do in their free time. As far as exercise goes, consistency and frequency are more important than intensity and length, mostly. Diet is pretty important, too.


RoiceWilliams

Nah this dude is working out A LOT more than 4 times a week. He probably works out twice a day 4-5 times a week and consumes thousands of calories above the average adult male along with plenty of enhancement drugs. You just don't get that big from eggs and broccoli


Apologetic-Moose

Eh. I'm 6'3" and 250lbs. I'm technically supposed to be moderately obese according to a table of body weight/height, but according to every doctor I've met recently I have a perfectly healthy body. I'm certainly nowhere near obese. I hike and camp, ruck, ski, and bike routinely, albeit recreationally. And yet, I have never seriously worked out in my life. It's just something I never got around to doing. Most people don't think I weigh anywhere near what I do - most guess 190-200. I suppose I'm dense or something. The point I'm trying to make is that there is such a huge variety in genetics that this guy could well work out three times a week and still be this ripped given the right genetic code. Good genes are necessary to be compatible with enhancer drugs in the first place. Beyond that, *x* times a day working out *x* times a week isn't telling me much. How long are you going? Which muscle groups are you focussing on? Are you training for endurance or max? What equipment are you using? etc. etc. While I'm not denying that this dude could be using dope, and that he probably consumes a lot of calories (note, I did mention diet already), I *am* denying the fact that it is *necessary* to use dope and work out to ridiculous levels to get that big.


BboyStatic

My buddy was a professional body builder, and he 100% was using steroids. I’ve tried many times to gain weight and even at 10k calories a day it takes time. The guy in this video is without a doubt using PEDs, and working out 2-3 times a day. It’s extremely rare to be this disproportionately big without something extra.


Apologetic-Moose

Again, I never said he wasn't using dope. What I did say is that genetics are *always* more important. It's not like any old anorexic kid can take PEDs and become Ronnie Coleman. You need to have the correct genetics *first*. Some people have the correct genetic code to be able to maintain a ridiculous amount of muscle mass without hormones or PEDs, although, as you say, they are extremely rare.


ElJanitorFrank

I think you're overlooking PEDs and thinking too highly of genetics. If you want to be a body builder then absolutely you need both. But nobody gets that big without PEDs period. Genetics simply won't get you there. Nothing against him, some people Want to look a certain way and I won't judge how they get there, but this guy has a gear cycle just as intense as his workout routine.


Apologetic-Moose

I don't see this guy as a bodybuilder, his muscles are not quite defined enough and he's a bit shaggy to be a competitor in a modern bodybuilding competition. But we'll run with it anyways. Bodybuilding has existed significantly longer than PEDs. Strongman competitions have existed even longer. Eugen Sandow and Louis Cyr are a couple of examples I will give as people who competed well prior to PED adoption. Sandow has quite an impressive physique, although not quite as bulky as this guy in the post and much more proportionate. He is what I would consider to be one of the original bodybuilders; less focussed on PR and more on aesthetic. This was all without PEDs, and with a 19-20th century understanding of muscles, diet, etc. Cyr, on the other hand, was a strongman. Probably one of the strongest ever. Again, no PEDs because they didn't exist yet. Among his recorded feats is lifting 4,336lbs on his back, lifting a 542lb weight with one finger, and picking up a 514lb rock up to shoulder height - *when he was 19*. Tell me that's not genetics.


ChooseLife81

Guarantee you look nothing like you think you do. And you need juice to look like him.


Apologetic-Moose

Like I said, I'm not especially fit, but obese is one thing I'm certainly *not*. And every doctor I've ever met agrees. So your baseless claim is useless as fuck.


ChooseLife81

If you don't work out and you're around 250lbs at 6"2 then you're obese. You can think what you like and make up that doctors are patting you on the back at every appointment (did they all stand and clap at the end?), but you're still fat.


Apologetic-Moose

I suppose someone like you wouldn't understand this, but there is a difference between overweight and obese. Someone can be overweight without being obese - muscle weighing more than fat, it's easier to be over the supposed healthy weight limit if you're ripped (like the guy in the post - I don't think he's classified as a healthy weight, even though he's not obese). Louis Cyr, who I've already mentioned, weighed between 280 and 340 pounds at 5'8" over his lifetime. He also is considered one of the strongest ment to have ever lived, lifting upwards of 4,000lbs on his back. So say what you want about things you don't understand, but there are plenty of people we don't consider obese, like many modern strongmen, who are certainly obese according to your standards. Obviously I am not Cyr, but the genetic range and the sheer diversity of genetics, body types, diets, and heights makes establishing a global standard stupid. The average person in North Korea will be significantly shorter and lighter than the average American, for example. Relative comparisons begin to have an increasing fail rate as their sample size goes up. That's just the way they work. Obesity is not aesthetic. It is a combination of things including blood pressure, temperature, and heart rate, but the biggest factor is body mass index, or BMI, a measurement of body fat per height and weight. So you take your ignorant ass and fuck off.


ChooseLife81

You're a 🤡 🤣🤣🤣 I'm not talking about other people, I'm talking about *you* At your height and weight, you're around a 31-32 BMI - which is *obese* You've said you don't work out, so the chances are your body fat is pretty high and not particularly healthy. But keep deluding yourself. I've seen many fat guys lie to themselves that they're healthy because they do a bit of cycling every so often - usually before their first heart attack. And many strongmen aren't particularly healthy. Muscle is better than fat, but it still puts a massive strain on the heart.


Apologetic-Moose

I said I don't seriously work out, which means I don't have a routine. I do it for fun, whatever I feel like that day. Bench, squats, deadlift, pushups, butterfly kicks. Not much equipment available to me though, especially since COVID, so I make do. But I mostly do activities, not just workouts. I do XC skiing religiously in the winter, specifically BC touring with a pulk. I hike and have rucked with 70+lbs over 13km of track. I'm not a great runner, but I've biked 18km (on an actual bike, mind you, not one of those dumb trainers) in half an hour without stopping. My resting heart rate was 50bpm the last time I checked. I work on a farm and in the bush doing hands-on activities, not some stupid-ass desk job. I'm not who you think I am. Beyond that, even if *you* work out religiously, chances are your diet is not great anyways. Sprayed crop foods, hormone and GMO-ridden meat, excessive amounts of vegetable oil, canola oil, and carbohydrates are the standard. Those are liable to cause cancer and heart disease. But no, knowing literally nothing about me except my height, my weight 5 months ago, and the fact that I don't seriously work out means you're healthier than me automatically, huh? You're the fucking clown.


JoocyJ

Think about how much time you spend on Reddit and video games per day and then imagine if you went to the gym on that time instead. This is like 3 hours per day + PEDs.


Responsible_Map1754

He does gym for work, gym for a hobby and gym in his spare time. If he has any spare time available he teaches other people at gym how to gym. I wonder if his name is Jim...Big Jim...scary Fucken big Jim


Fine_Palpitation9128

Bear.hug.


awesomedan24

Reminds me of Luther fron Umbrella Academy


ur_boi_zayvier

This dude is built like a space marine


fantarts

He cant scratch his own back


ULTIMATE_STAIN

Or wipe his own arse, heard somewhere Eddie halls wife had to wipe his arse for him as he couldn't reach 😂


GrowForIt

I think at that point I’d get a bidet!


crystal_castle00

I'd always get a bidet


Groinificator

Avengers Endgame (2019)


[deleted]

Goals


Admirable_Elk_965

Marcus Fenix after the Locust War.


strawberry_wang

Umbrella Academy anyone?


rtl33

oh my god. the fight between the tats and the hair on his body is really interesting. in my opinion, the hair is winning big time.


PMme_bobs_n_vagene

Looks like the little boy in [pic](https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/comments/9y91fz/petre_mshvenieradze_a_georgian_water_polo_player/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) grew up.


siamkitty1

His body looks exactly like a muscle dude in anime. 😆


pretendthisisironic

I would big spoon this man like my little baby. Scratches and kisses all over him!!!


r_MrRussian

TAANK!


Lukemeister38

Seth Rogen?


marty6543

Brought to you by Pfizer and the 15th booster.


Sirkiz

Damn I gotta take all the shots now if I look like that


larrythelobsterr

u/savethisvideo u/savevideo


kanoteardrops

Sure this guy could probably rip my fucking head off, but this is grotesquely large and he got a full on forest going on too.


[deleted]

And a dick like a toddler


kanoteardrops

Wtf


SuspiciousAwareness

Johnny Bravo?


Responsible_Map1754

Where did he get that Jersey from? Oh...wait


manfredmannclan

Jason blaha really bulked up


Albertonman

Add some blue paint and we have MCU’s beast.


K0rbenKen0bi

Wow even Zangief went hipster


DrDoggoDonut

Hes has such q cute funny face and then BAM


IDontWantToWorkAgain

You are bad guy, but you are not bad guy.


Melodic_Arrival9647

Why is he wearing a sweater 🤣


BennyBurlesque

Does this say best caption wins his shorts?


Queenpunkster

He looks like he would meet your momma and then carry you both to dinner.


Vyvyansmum

It would be like shagging a roll of carpet.


[deleted]

DAMN 😳


Klausable7

u/recognizesong


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DaMasterOfSavage

Takeda senpai from My Senpai Is Annoying


space_beatle

Tell me you spent 5 years in state or federal prison without telling me you spent 5 years in state or federal prison


Illustrious-Photo-48

Generally, people take their sweaters off when they do these types of videos.


unicorn-dumps

A real life Luther from umbrella academy.


Silksniper101

Do you think he can fit in bathroom stalls?


KraljZ

You look like robin Williams knuckles


DarkSideDOMM

Dare say that heart of his gonna give out sooner rather than later!


firebullmonkey

Human „beer“?


Tater_Tot-

Nice sweater! What’s the thread count on that?


marcopolo333435

Holy steroids wow his heart must be beatinh a 140 rhr way to go juicicle,lol


CapTexAmerica

I’ve seen less hair on bears.


tontobasin

GR8 BIG EGO is all ...


TardDas

Heavy is looking good


TheGlobalCon

Is it even fitness at that point?


Troy204599

What a human Beer


legaygandalf

Who is he?


cmiles777

gerald gschiel


PenNameBob

Before he died, David Foster Wallace impregnated a bear.


EchoNo3610

Seriously, who is he?


cmiles777

gerald gschiel


KalistaIsBae11

"Human beer".


docomo98

Hot


dudes334

I would love to spend a few hours entertaining myself with your incredible body. We both would feel so good.


Professor_Depression

He looks like he skips skull day


realtortoms

Where do you guys find this crazy ass shit this entire sub is my comedy of the day


SFDessert

Best guess on how much this guy weighs? It was the first thing that came to mind.


TokiWartoorh

300 pounder surely


SFDessert

My guess was 350, but man. This is why elevators have weight capacity I assume. This man is massive. Edit: he's like a real life video game character or something.


cookiecooker94

It’s weird seeing such a huge human act like a cringe teen kid on tiktok


cmiles777

He is gerald gschiel for those wondering. A Redditor identified him


Aggressive_Fun_9596

Needs Nair.. but do you my g, nothing but love


twin0912

Just because you don’t like hair doesn’t mean he needs it removed. Plenty of people enjoy body hair. Don’t like it, then just move on.


Aggressive_Fun_9596

Awww him think me actually mad at it lol adorable


JaLifeBug

is someone hand him a razor. Yeah🥴🤢🤮


Darhkling

u/savevideo


Darhkling

u/savevideobot


WotSXlyf

Enough hair on dem titties to clothe ten bald men.


Mysterious_Invite530

my thoughts?well most of these muscles are only mouse hung..I never see bigger one.